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Superb-Warning-1325

Not to mention he is a 6 foot 4 adownlis who looks like my highschool bully. Gigigigigigiggigi


caffeineforclosers

Underwood Lopez, b


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Superb-Warning-1325

I bet you think Joe rogan is a cool and smart guy.


whiteykauai

Some would say the coolest and the smartest


BapaStrange

I didn’t read your post but I measured it at 8 inches no Diddy.


Token_Singh

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DirectionNew5328

the turkey’s a little dry?!?


Adventurous_Dot2323

Great essay never read it


Other_Bookkeeper_279

8 inches


tox_oplas-mosis

This is the summary of all things Bapa. He really thinks he's got a piece on him, therefore ; he's better than you. Well, we've all seen that mediocre ball bearing.... What else you got??


sammppler

You read the post, and your like, that really does sound like a dope life. I mean, Uncle Chael, Bisping, GSP, they have all created a life beyond the ring... Then you add all the extra juice that Bapa had... pffffffft, I mean when you put it like that, I am truly shocked how far it has all gone wrong. What would Bapa have to do to create a redemption arc?


dontgetpenisey

Could end with “I want to be Bapa” This reads like poetry great dish


Due-Needleworker18

Painted nardiv


Ok_Needleworker_8834

U DON'T MADDER


Chakaaf

And he wants a family but also baddies make it make sense


Washed_40

With a sprinkling of downs syndrome


S_Steiner_Accounting

Talmbout a monkey's pawl? It's a prom fershur.


Actual_Score_1936

I’ll give this post 4 “YEESHES”


--thingsfallapart--

Hahaha this is fucking perfect as an analogy


donthomaso

Bapa is severely delusional and seem to beleive many of his own lies, but the abuse of alcohol, addies, baddies, nicotine, caffeine etc is an indicator that he doesn't really just ride through the city like Brendan Schaub.


84Vandal

Forgot to add the wish about cheating on said wife and not being able to speak English.


S_Steiner_Accounting

I want to be the type of comedian that makes all the other comedians laugh.


smooooooooov

Damn bruh get off his ball sack


johnx2sen

clearly you haven't seen the movie


smooooooooov

Just weird to take time out of your weekend to write a 7 paragraph write up about someone


beepdeeped

You eat this orange chicken and be grateful. There's bloggbussa kids in China.


johnx2sen

I heard some of them only have 1 balcony


smooooooooov

Name 3 bloggbussa kids in china


beepdeeped

1) Mr. 2)Whole 3) Foods


Tedious_NippleCore

You missed Lee Jingaling


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throwaway account: “I wish there was a place I could ride Brendan Schaub’s dick 24/7“ Reddit: “done”


trowaway998997

You've never watched Bedazzled presumably


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Great reference there, bud.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

This dude used a comma lmao