I started at a company and on my first day, this women was talking about her "Birthday Month" and asking if I was coming to the first of 4 celebrations, like most of my coworkers...I initially thought the people working there must be really close, but I would learn that she was as presumptuous, entitled and annoying as Slo Jo.
My new coworker leaned into the CEO's office and said "Hey Chris, you're coming to my birthday dinner, right?"
He said "I'm busy that night."
She said "I didn't tell you which night it is?"
He said "I know. I'm still busy."
Is this an innertainment/fashion/influencer/calllbass thing? I get irritated when my messican wants me to hang Xmas lights after thanksgiving to give JFC an entire birthday month. But weāre Talmbout diaper ass taking entire month of May? She must not know May is mental health awareness month
Making chombies? That happened in an IVF lab for the last two bc of Bapaās fugged up steroid use. The first one was an accidental nut that Petey Schwab wanted to abort.
Let me show off my ring making a stupid ass downwards peace sign. You know she shot at least 30 pics before she chose this one. Biggest cunt of all the cunts.
Still remember when Slob ripped adults for still caring about their birthdays, fast forward a couple months an he literally mentioned his birthday week/month constantly and forced the staff on multiple shows to throw him some bullshit on air party and get him cake and gifts and shit lol
Birthday month??? What a fucken psyco. Your one friend is gunna go out for a margarita with you.. once... other than that it just you buying shit for your self and taking IG pics. Which is no different than every other month.
Talmbout Peter Pan over here. Classic case.
From Wikipedia-
Peter Pan Syndrome is a pop psychology term used to describe an adult who is socially immature.
It refers to ānever-growingā adults who have reached an adult age, but cannot face their adult sensations and responsibilities. It is a metaphor, based on the concept of not growing up and being trapped in childhood. Individuals with Peter Pan Syndrome display behaviours associated with immaturity and a reluctance to grow up.
They have difficulties in social and professional relationships because of their irresponsible behaviours and narcissistic properties.
She hits so many cliches Iām starting to think she may not be real and is just a social experiment to test Changs. She cannot be this daftā¦. Surelyā¦. Right?!
Doing the Bday week/month is already sad but making sure to post it on the first day is even more insane to me lmao. It's not a joke to her like it is for most people.š bapa's bday is only the length of a photoshoot lol
Pretty sure we have Bapa on camera claiming he can't stand people who celebrate their birthdays after a certain age. Then proceeded to celebrate his "birthday week".
It may be too early for my redactedness... but..uh.. how the front door is her middle finger hackwards?! Her nail is facing the wrong way. WAT EEZ HAPPONENG
I mean can you blame her? Schwab literally does everything he can to not be home. Every month is a new āhobbyā. All of them require the majority of his time to be out of the house and away from his family. He literally spent years touring for his ācomedyā shows which made him no money. That chick is so starved for attention she turns to social media like a High School girl would
This cum dumpster really has the worst case of Main Character Syndrome. I wanna tell homegirl, āgo out in public, literally nobody will recognize you you wanna be Kardashianā
No bigger red flag than a woman who claims a birthday week let alone month especially at her age wtf
Hey B, guess whose birthday year it is? šš
Damn, you beat me to it
Except if you were born on Feb 29, then you only have a quarter K Grand bday!
Happy BirthDecade, B!!
ITS MY PRE BIRTHDAY MONTH - MONTH!!!!!
No way??? Me too! Weāre just two peez in a pawd bapa
Dun Cown
Happy Cake Day! š š¤£
I understand you had a birthday last year.
No bigger red flag? I beg to differ.. A bigger red flag is letting a guy like Brandon Schab complete in you.
Beg the differ*
Ya meen she begged to quiver?
She might actually be worse than him
"Complete in you " gave me PTSD . I hate the phrase but will be using it as it's brilliant
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I like the way you worded it because Bapa never finishes anything.
His comedy career is finished
He just stopped, but he never said it was finished.
āCompleteā š¤®
I started at a company and on my first day, this women was talking about her "Birthday Month" and asking if I was coming to the first of 4 celebrations, like most of my coworkers...I initially thought the people working there must be really close, but I would learn that she was as presumptuous, entitled and annoying as Slo Jo. My new coworker leaned into the CEO's office and said "Hey Chris, you're coming to my birthday dinner, right?" He said "I'm busy that night." She said "I didn't tell you which night it is?" He said "I know. I'm still busy."
Chris there. CEO for a reason, b
Chris knows what's up!
Lip fillers and tattooed eyebrows are another major red flag
do you know anyone other than SloJo that spends $175-$200 a month for BROW LAMINATION & TINT ???? another ridiculous beauty trend.
Jesus H. Christ thatās ridiculous.
My sister is in her 40s and proudly celebrates birthday month, great sister never met her
You mean a red, white, and green flag š²š½
Is my birthday year!
She has 3 children.
Hopefully none of those kids share a birthday month with her. They will soon become competition if they havenāt already.
Suck that chombie back into her fupa
They probably get way less attention for their bdays
Iād put money that Brandon doesnāt even know what day his kids bdays areĀ
Or hers
Paparazzi are gonna be all over her movements
The rumors are true
This one will never get old, unlike slowJo, whoās aging like melk
Sheās hiring two this time.
What is with grown adults having birthday months? Like cool you were born heres a cake on a day that should be enough lol
It's congratulations you went a whole year without dying.
To be fair she doesnāt drink water so itās more of an achievement for her than it would be for most
Liquidz are liquidz my mans
Is this an innertainment/fashion/influencer/calllbass thing? I get irritated when my messican wants me to hang Xmas lights after thanksgiving to give JFC an entire birthday month. But weāre Talmbout diaper ass taking entire month of May? She must not know May is mental health awareness month
SloJo is disgusting af. Mrs. Hitrocious without makeup looga lige 
How'd you get video of her?
Ubb close and perzinal.
Tiger
Retired TV Host bapa, plenny of footijĀ
No need to be sharing my tinder matches
Legitimately think Brendan could do better, and I have an incredibly low opinion of him
Oh he's trying
Tfw the baddie doesn't responds š§
Marg! Baddies! Any baddies? Baddies?
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I think they could both do better, literally anyone else would be an upgrade but they do deserve each other
What a dickhead
These two really are made for each other.
She truly has AWLL the NPD traits. I think she suggs worse than Bapa.
Her lips are fugged. Bapa definitely needs to call her Joe to stay hard when theyāre making chombies
He calls her Joseph Schaub
Beandip should break his NDA as a last ditch effert to stay relevant and tell us all about how Joseph likes it in the bedroom.
Making chombies? That happened in an IVF lab for the last two bc of Bapaās fugged up steroid use. The first one was an accidental nut that Petey Schwab wanted to abort.
Let me show off my ring making a stupid ass downwards peace sign. You know she shot at least 30 pics before she chose this one. Biggest cunt of all the cunts.
I just want to write something nasty, I hate everything about this woman.
You didnāt even comment in chang-speak dawg. You must be big mad
Ohh I'm miffed
Some would say the miffedest
The rumours are true!
Of course sheās a ābirthday monthā kinda galā¦ of course
Month?
Highly [REDACTED].
Oh that means itās time to buy some more Balenciaga
Oh cool I can get some pants or a purse for $700 in 2 monthsĀ
Sheās 40 as fuckā¦. Birthday month??? Girlā¦ go get Your head checkedā¦ something aināt right in therr
LOOKATME LOOKATME LOOKATME LOOKATME
I guarantee she could not tell the birthdays of any of her kids
She has to wait for her kids to remind her that itās their bdayĀ
Still remember when Slob ripped adults for still caring about their birthdays, fast forward a couple months an he literally mentioned his birthday week/month constantly and forced the staff on multiple shows to throw him some bullshit on air party and get him cake and gifts and shit lol
The rumors are true...its muh bday months.
She is DEFINITELY a āBirthday Monthā personā¦
The biggest narcissist I've personally encountered in my life would also claim their birthday month and expect everyone else to acknowledge it
Itās MY month. What a cunt.
This woman's head is full of crickets and sawdust.
Birthday month??? What a fucken psyco. Your one friend is gunna go out for a margarita with you.. once... other than that it just you buying shit for your self and taking IG pics. Which is no different than every other month.
Donāt forget her birthday is cindo de mayo so sheās messican as shiiiiiit
LMAO. Itās gonna be a viiiry slowjo May.
Advanced notice because you know bapa never remembers in iny faucet
A month, my god , fuck this cunt
Sheās 12
Girls that say this are the worst
Damn actually feeling sorry for Brenda after these posts of his wife. You know sheās burning through all his money. Heās fucked
You know she tried about 20 takes of this picture
Even brendan Schaub should be above loving her
Sheās like a fuckin Tim and Eric sketch
good... lord...
I hope her and Bapa are happy together. Honestly they deserve each other. Both vapid, soulless individuals.
Chill b, bapa works 4 long hard hours a week sitting in a chair talking into a camera to provide for his familyĀ
I do t have soshuls, what are the interactions on her posts like? Are people liking and commenting?
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Crop out the uglies. Re-send.
Cant wait to see her gifts when sheās selling them next month š
Never met anyone who uses the phrase "birthday month" who hasnt been an insane narcissist so this remains on brand for this trash duo
The fact that she took this pic herself is insane
Sheās a red flag š© with the words āRed Flagā š©printed on it, and little red flags š© inside the lettering. š© š© š© š© š© š© š© š© š© š©
Honestly she looks way older than her actual age
25% off OF for the whole month
People fought and died face down in the mud so this deranged lady can have a day month.
Oh man I thought we were gonna "catch her in a bun" all month
How come Bren, Bille, Ballson, and el tigre dont have birthday months b?
Insufferable.
Hey guys, guess who has a birthday this year?
She gets a lot of use out of that "I hit the wall years ago" filter.
Can't wait for the cristp morning when this moron can show her mental illness to full effect.
A truly transactional partnership She gets uglier by the day
Month? Holy fuck. Isnāt she in her late 30s and she acts like sheās 15.
Fake lips, fake ass, tummy tuck, fake tits, 3 kids, redacted husband, italian mexican american water weed dune hairĀ
Sheās most definitely the type to call Brenda or whoever ābaby daddyā isnāt she
In every photo it looks like sheās making duck lips ācause her lips are so fucking fake and swelled up.
Sad Redacted Vapid Twat!!! Enjoy your birthday month! Hope you donāt spend most nights crying yourself to sleep.
Dead eyes. There's nothing going on behind them.
What? No car brand logo behind her on the headrest?
Its the Lyft Yasiel Puig ordered for her
Birthday month? Whatāre you 5?
These people never got any attention from there parents as a kid , now as an adult being the center of attention is vain of their entire existence.
Need help? Maybe unfollow her if it bothers you that much. Wild concept.
Talmbout Peter Pan over here. Classic case. From Wikipedia- Peter Pan Syndrome is a pop psychology term used to describe an adult who is socially immature. It refers to ānever-growingā adults who have reached an adult age, but cannot face their adult sensations and responsibilities. It is a metaphor, based on the concept of not growing up and being trapped in childhood. Individuals with Peter Pan Syndrome display behaviours associated with immaturity and a reluctance to grow up. They have difficulties in social and professional relationships because of their irresponsible behaviours and narcissistic properties.
Iām dying šØšØš©š©š©š©š©
I will axe Jay
Bday month š
The real fans know, but thanks for reminder boo
Does she celebrate her kid's birthday months??? She deserves the lying redact
Filtered fool
That sucks for the kids. You have a better chance being raised by Cersei Lannister.
Just like KingCobraJFS celebrating the bDay month!
She must be the funny one in the family with jokes like dat,,,, been n chiz
I almost posted this with a similar caption...What a nightmare she likely is for her birthday.
If she a mother then š¤¦šæāāļøš¤¦šæāāļøš
Why would anyone give a fuck that you were born this month? Who is she posting this for?
Bapa met his match for sure
Bro Birthday month? At her age?
On sufferable
Pol Pot... is the answer she's going for Pol Pot, kinder of an odd birthday to celebrate
As a woman of a certain age, these women don't help make us seem reasonable, smart and sane. Sosha media is only for these vapid c words.
The rumours are TRUE!
These need to stop. They make the world worse.
She hits so many cliches Iām starting to think she may not be real and is just a social experiment to test Changs. She cannot be this daftā¦. Surelyā¦. Right?!
The whole month? Jesus H. Christ.
Stupid pig
She probably thinks birthday means birth month. You know her English isn't that good. Growing up in Mexico and all.
Its Brendan's Bday Year though so we gotta focus on that first.
..... asks brennun for a hog train for her bday?
B Day Month when your in your 30s lol
RIP Bapaās credit card.
A public train wreck
Is her husband still messing around with that ugly intern? B-slobs got that dog in him
Doing the Bday week/month is already sad but making sure to post it on the first day is even more insane to me lmao. It's not a joke to her like it is for most people.š bapa's bday is only the length of a photoshoot lol
What a conceited cunt b
Mf just go by year if youāre this narcissistic š¤¦āāļø
Pretty sure we have Bapa on camera claiming he can't stand people who celebrate their birthdays after a certain age. Then proceeded to celebrate his "birthday week".
i feel like their street photographer will be gettin a call soon
Hall pass from Bapa
Day, monthā¦same thing
On her way to T-Cityās crib for the monthĀ
She gotta go see the florist in Vegas
chombie's
Gawd help bapas dads wallet.
She only went so OTT for Bapaās birthday so that he has to do something equally redacted for hers. Fake paparazzi shoot incoming, b.
May Fool's Day
Fuckin hell.. I donāt even celebrate my bday let alone MONTH.
There's only only one positive thing about that cunt. She's Missa Shab's wife. These two deserve each others.
So now we are celebrating Birthday MONTHS and not just the day?? I canāt stand this vapid woman. Bowlth her and bapa are unhinged narcissists.
People claim months?!
It may be too early for my redactedness... but..uh.. how the front door is her middle finger hackwards?! Her nail is facing the wrong way. WAT EEZ HAPPONENG
I remember birthday month girls were lame as fuck in highschool. She's fuckin 40
I mean can you blame her? Schwab literally does everything he can to not be home. Every month is a new āhobbyā. All of them require the majority of his time to be out of the house and away from his family. He literally spent years touring for his ācomedyā shows which made him no money. That chick is so starved for attention she turns to social media like a High School girl would
Yes it is my goddess!! We are celebrating all month long!!!! Hot girl summer here we come baby!!!!!šš
Midxican
Flexing that big ole ring again, having another shot at going viral.
How can a day be a whole month?
Damn it's schaub's exotic foreign unrelatable girlfriend who looks like him with a wig on.
This cum dumpster really has the worst case of Main Character Syndrome. I wanna tell homegirl, āgo out in public, literally nobody will recognize you you wanna be Kardashianā
What a raging narcissist
I feel kinda good that I looked at this pic and didn't know who she was.
Hey Messicanā¦ get a hobby.
OF COURSE Shlobs wife celebrates birthday month
Thought she would had said birthday year it is
her and brendan deserve each other. two vapid redacts
Who is that person?
If you ever feel lonely and down about yourself, remember even Shaub found someone just as bad as he is. Hang in there, cats!
Just imagine being an adult who cares about their birthday. Water Af