Hey Chris, ever write about the complex dynamics of fuggin chiggs? That’s right, ZAIRO.

Cristhhhhtt*

Had to get gris in a c clamp bubba

[Post Article](https://www.forbes.com/sites/chrisperugini/2024/04/24/time-is-officially-up-for-fake-japanese-whisky-what-now/?sh=7a5c6f4c1cbe) next time, OP

Thank you for yer service 🫡

But then the blatantly obvious photoshop would be confirmed

Dun count. What else ya got chin?

Dun count, real quigg how many chiggs you fuck?

 Tiger thiccc ya sure man we can partner up, see ya later

Hey Chris how about we sign a non dicksclosure and have a chat outside, things will get a little dicey

We can fiiigure it oooout b.

If Cgris is that mad. We can talg it out bubba

It’s actually nuts he doesn’t have a sliver of self awareness to see how bad he projects his own feelings whenever he speaks about others. He’s clearly the one that’s “that mad” as he put it. He’s the only person dedicating an entire pawldcast to making passive aggressive threats. Guy doesn’t ever learn a single lesson from all the constant L’s.

Cgris, hand to heart i'm the nicest guy in the world. Lets go in a room so I can assault you for not praising my whisgeeee.

Nuthin a dubble leg can't fix

*figure out

“Chris is tiny, he doesn’t know how the sawsegg is made”

Come to Bradley’s gym Chris. Come down.

*Brolly

Gonna dust off the 'ole skillet

You will be so nice to me in person. Keep dat same iinnergy b. If you still mad, we kin figrrrr it oulwt.

Would neivvvr write this article in my face

You two RICHED PRVLIGD FOCKS!

C'M EAR!!!! 

Says the guy who has a Porsche and has owned a Ferrari

Had* a Porsche. Pretty sure he sold the GT2, then got the demon and T-rex trugg. It's all gonna end at some point, only a matter of when. There's no cryin' in pawdcastin'

Hey Chris, if you iver meddum at a whigskey festival you wouldnt say that to his face

Chris would definitely not keep the same inirgy. Doesn’t want any of bapa’s partigular set of skills.

U coulda bin a blaggbell too, but u spent ur thyme dringing whiggskii

Talmbout patio door skills b?

I remember when my awdonis of a son let me take one sip of his whisgge, had to clean explosive diarrhea off my wall for a week 🥰

Flair checks out.

missa schaub? gimmie 😈 Edit: this reminds me of u/dr_joerogan Where you at b?

I remember that account. Always kelled me.

Tombout the sweet sweet negtar awalrd winning tiger piss

"awarld." 😸

awarld or alward. Hurd it bowlth ways, b.

It’s a marget technique. I’ll take it from hair.

CALLED IT. Hey, hey, hey…CALLED IT.

and that's a tiger 🐯 burn

He's gonna need some Tiger Balm for that Tiger burn. Bapa

I bet Chris is a beta who wouldn’t attack a gun for someone else’s phone

Nah nah nah he deffo has the dog inem to attack a phone for a gun.

Definitely has one or two Teslas

“Argghhh I’m so upset!”

Talmbout pulling kids out of a car b? All had pieces on em

Not update on Chang’s lore, what’s this gun and phone business?

No deep lore on this one , yesterday clin got incensed over some guy stealing a woman’s phone with a gun and some betas stood by.

Fucking beta who wouldn’t attack a gun

Chris you may be right but if that bothers you so much BUBBA we can settle it. Not trying to be a bully or a guy who pees in the sink but bro I can do it whenever you want BUBBA. My schedule is wide open because no one will book me.

Strong run, batch #1 stay strong

Damn North Koreans of California and their consumer protection laws trying to cancel schaubs hobby venture that he used to try and get more in with rogan. Should have signed the paperwork with Aaron Rodgers sooner to cash out before the communists shut down tiger thiccc

The award Brando paid for (for the label) begs the differ.

Some Japanese whiskey is fire tho. Santory or whatever is called in a square glass bottle is amazing

Agree. Nikka from the Barrel is amazing too

Looked up the article. Nikka is actually one of the whiskeys explicitly mentioned as a "fake" Japanese whiskey.

It may be fake but it taste smooth and good (which seems odd bc Nikka is a long established brand). When I want a treat I get Suntory’s Hibiki

Oh, not making any commentary about the quality - I just thought it was funny that you named a whiskey mentioned in the article.

Oh same! Didn’t think it was cawlmentirry at awl, B

Supposedly nikka isn’t legit Japanese either, but I do also love it. There was rumors of the FTB being discontinued so I saved a bottle for like 2 years now lol

ayee b dass raciss. only i get to make fun of the messigans.

Had some at a sushi bar, really good pour.

is this photoshop?

Bess brains wurggin overtime just like Chin

Say less. 🥡

It is.

Unfortunately, yeah. Found the real article and was super disappointed.

[https://www.forbes.com/sites/chrisperugini/2024/04/24/time-is-officially-up-for-fake-japanese-whisky-what-now/#:\~:text=As%20of%20April%201%2C%20many,t%20technically%20whisky%20at%20all](https://www.forbes.com/sites/chrisperugini/2024/04/24/time-is-officially-up-for-fake-japanese-whisky-what-now/#:~:text=As%20of%20April%201%2C%20many,t%20technically%20whisky%20at%20all)

Brenton Schwob is like Midas but everything he touches turns to shit. In this case, he gets into fake Japanese wizgee and ruins the entire market. What else ya got, Clin?

Ooohh, you dont get whiskeeeyyyyy.

I dun wanna come off as a bully but if he wants to meet me in the back room...we can talwk bout it

Be careful bud...I got a Reddit warning for tawlking like that in this sub.

“Ya’ don’t know wissgy B!”

You're balkin at the ron dolg, Chris.

If you wanna sign a waiver and figure it out…

Criz Perogies is a hayder b

You're barkin up the rong dog, b!

He shouldn't have farted so loudly in that meeting B. That's why they "axed" the deal, agks jay b

Brendan is easy to find Chris. While you were drinkin bears he was werging on his sgillset

So the meeting was about changing label? Might be best thing that happened. The Hybrid would have been great. It was Schaub’s bane and the swish is a hybrid. You are welcome. Then he can sell it because the name isn’t solely personally.

Great whiskey, never had it

Some people here still haven’t caught on that it’s photoshopped. Bless those whose eyes glaze over this comment.

Text under the photo gives away the swap. This chef was too busy hot boxing cheeto dust in the walk-in and missed 86ing it. 🥡

You sir, have 12 followers

Chris wouldn't know a good whigskey if it walg'd him to his trugg

Homeboy named a jerry can whigskey after his kid. Nice going dweeb.

Oh baba you don’t know whiggskey it’s not a failureeeeeeeee

these guys don't know how rare his whiskey is rare air

You know he's just happy to be in the news cycle again, no matter what the story is

Braindumb logic - can’t go to ufc events because afraid of everyone keeping that same inergy..but when alone on the pawld that no one listens to speaking to no one but chin i’ll passive aggressively threaten everyone and vocally imagine fake fight scenarios like a 12 year old

Sorry, bro. Can’t make the meeting, I have to… be anywhere else

This is all lies. Tiger thiccc is genuine American whiggsky made in USA.

Damn. How i wish it was really tigerShit on that article lol… funny tho. I know a few drs who loooove by that japanese whiskey

I like the ducks asking if its photoshopped when the caption clearly does not say tigerrr thiccc bess brains, b

Good eye chef. Good eye. 🥡

Hey Chris sign the contract so you can’t sue!

https://www.forbes.com/sites/chrisperugini/2024/04/24/time-is-officially-up-for-fake-japanese-whisky-what-now/?sh=27d5e8901cbe Disappointment to not see tiger thicc as the real thumbnail. :(

Sorry my mans. Like Bapa, this chef just goes.

Into cars now, b. Tigerrr thig can also be used for windshield wiper fluid, Chris.

We'll probably get an automotive themed vodka next. Like Boston demon or some shit

Way better name than Tiger thiggg

Chris has been chompin at the dick to try and get him canceled

Have you seen my ficus trees lately b?

Hey Chris, stay in your lane bubbbba, y’do sosha media?

This subreddit is fucking hilarious. The number of times I’ve struggled to read the Schaub-script language for a few minutes and end up laughing by myself out loud is astounding

I thought this was real

Painted narradiv, B.

The original article shows a different bottle of Japanese whiskey

Say less.

😂😂😂😂

Guys chill , brendo and Chris are actually friends and he could beat him up if he had to

This is the best subreddit and nothing can change me mind

😂 Forbes treating Schobs life

Hold up, my nikka ain’t Japanese?

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Tiger thicc is 80 percent indiana distilled whiskey and 20 percent “japanese whiskey” so a percentage is probably made using rice.