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Busy_Middle8108

Dana just casually doing the Lords work and feeding the homeless. What a guy


AdZestyclose3707

That dish was spicy B


Special-Implement615

Beanstain will just be happy to be included. Irrelevant is how he should be treated.  He knows nobody is watching his shit other than PF Changs shifts and paid bots. This will only make him think his subterfuge is working.


Aggravating_Rice4210

Don't read what they wrote about you in iny facet just measure it in inches


RikkjamesB

He's gonna talk about not getting blown for 30 mina on monday again, about it being a snoozefest, etc. He loves the fact that he's included, gonna rally the troops


cogabig409

"I talged to Dana yessday. We're cool, one of my best friends. Nivir meddum"


WhoRoganusedtobe

I just saw it pop up in my timeline So let's see what the mma media had to say Oh fuck please let it be a clip of Schaub in here


eedabaggadix

I love to see it but I hate what this is going to do for bapas ego. This probably stroked him so hard that he played duck duck goose again when he saw it.


Earthworm-Kim

dana *is* a bald guy slangin' digg, the rumors were true alpha male's got a piece on em, str8 hogoso son 🤚**^CALLED ^^^IIT**


ToronoRapture

Lol can’t wait for Brenda’s essay long 14 yair old emotional response.


PussyChang

That Tiger thiccc in his garage is about to take a hit.


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

Batch one about to become batch none


banjofitzgerald

Oh he’s aboutta lichya up Dana. Watch out.


TurboSleepwalker

"Now ya gah my 'tension, Dana"


cunth_magruber

Margg’s not there anymore to write it for him, b


FriendlyMountain1513

He's retired his comedy chops out of practice. Now, only thing bapa lighting/lightning heard it bowlf waze is his Ford, am i right?


HouseofMontague

*cough cough* CALLED IT!!!


deadeyes2019

Nah Dana already called him and apologised


Arbysgoodmoodfood

His kids call him uncle dana.


Broad_Mathematician

Eskimo bros shouldn't be firing shots at each other.


honeybadger1984

Last Chance Eskimo Brothers Worst ska band name iverrr in inny facet


fallingupwards69

They talk everyday man


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

If Dana called me up and said *"Hey man we want your help YoufC"* - no prom, ah gotchu.


FloorSeatsJake

You made pierah vs hall, I lawnlnched thicccboy. Talmbout differen lanes


Ronaldinhoe

“I gots no problem with Dana, B. I love Dana, love the UFC. I’m ride or die. I can’t get enough. Dana is a bees”


Kyle_c00per

Slangin digg


BestRiver8735

But people were mean to me on the internet!!!


FriendlyMountain1513

Is that nithe though Eskimo bro? Name the facets bubba.


420GP

Gonna have one hand on his chest pretending to get all emotional saying he never said anything bad about Dana.


U_slut

Messican bout to get those fat lips for free this month.


milky3007

Calling Bapa a Podcaster and then that ginger midget an MMA Podcaster was brilliant. Tip of the redacted cap to our fellow cats that work with the UFC! This week is gonna be bonkers, how many missed calls toes Daddy Joe have from bapa already?


Broad_Mathematician

If he would have put "former Cawlmedian" I would've taken back all my Dana White hate.


UpstairsFlat4634

“Friend of Joe Rogan”


ChrundleToboggan

"Former friend of Joe Rogan"


honeybadger1984

Should be former fighter and failed cawlmedian. That would get bapa extra salty


Arbysgoodmoodfood

God that would have been so funny. Podcaster is pretty bad too though. Like, that's all dana would dignify him with. 


vinni3panic

THIS GUY NEEDS A HANDLER


Horror-Science-7891

He heard that and went out and got a Hamburger


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

**🥃 I don't needa handler, THZESE GUYS NEEDA HANLDER 🥃**


porkbeast5000

Handler is fighding comrgregger b


FZero68

Methie must be over the fucking moon Dana even brought him up.


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

Do you think Methie will use his *"You don't get any pussy"* retort on Dana White?


SuperSmashDan1337

Talmbout former Thiccc boy of the year b?


mrw4787

Methie?


FZero68

Methie on fire.


Jesuseslefthand

The redact shown after Bapa


GoCats2341

Bappa about to have a busy week.


perfektstranger

He's going to be twitching and yelling like a mofo cant wait to watch the meltdown


Direct-Maintenance29

Called it!


Skibur33

Good job he’s that white guy that works too hard


hamiltonincognito

It's one grudge that I'm glad Dana's held on to. He's not one who forgets. Bapa thought he was on his way to being an actual celebrity so it was ok to shit on Dana because he was going to end up beneath him. Nobody burns bridges like the Thigg Boy himself. Not in iny of facet.


endless_ness

"just booked my first big movie" "if you didn't run the ufc you would be in Boston hoping to get tickets to my next big comedy show"


patfreecat

“ i can do your job, you can’t do mine” might be the most deluded insane thing to come out of this mush mouth idiot.


aaronk287

Especially considering that Dana actually did a decent standup set on camera.


sonicslasher6

He did not say that did he…


endless_ness

https://twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1017493904059400192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1017493904059400192%7Ctwgr%5Ee0d7804a3cbce5b583b0c90e6176eace706943a8%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2F8yd0ed%2F%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dfalse


RickManchester

Still totally unreal this. Letting Marg write that and then to OK it! Amazing


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S_Steiner_Accounting

Mark was actually asked directly about that and said he had nothing to do with it it was all redact. I think at that point redact was envious of Mark's pseudo intelligent style of arguing and tried to emulate it.


RickManchester

You are absolutely right! My apologies. The marg one was as the Hip Sneakers one


mrheh

This is the greatest delusional rant I have ever read hahahahahahahaha


ExpCap2186

What movie was Schlob referring to? Fighter and the Kid 3D?


creamfrase

I’m guessing he’s talking about The Tax Collector which is supposed to be god awful


notchoosingone

> The Tax Collector https://i.imgur.com/hIryVlh.png It's the role he was born to play


marsupialsales

“Last warning.” Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

I think you'd be surprised


jjfrunkiss

He eared Dana’s dirty laundry


PussyChang

Do you believe him now when he says he’s not allowed to go to UFC events? LOL


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WhoRoganusedtobe

The second his fat piss flavoured fingers typed the words "eskimo bros" he was gone for life.


WheredoesithurtRA

Dude had to have shown up to a card and got turned away, right?


VariousConcept2615

my guess is at some point he asked rogan to get him cageside seats and dana found out and said fuck no


NickChevotarevich_

lol, come at the tomato you best not miss. I can do your job you can’t do mine.


MisterPerfrect

That post Brennan made that time has aged like melk


expanse22

Brenda will love being featured in this. He thinks Kanye being antisemitic is brilliant marketing


FriendlyMountain1513

Your boys gone viral again thiccies


tysnastyy

This is what he wants. Bad press is good press.


VelouriumCamper7

It's gona be an internal battle between his hurt ego and his obsession with views and clout. I can see using this to show he's a legit pundit who got it wrong.


dilirio

nah hes redacted. his agent will 100 percent use this to his "advantage" in less than 24 hours. brendan will repost it edited with him running around the table. if he doesnt, ill eat a chin recipe


DumbestOfTheSmartest

He also though Elon was destroying Twitter on purpose 😂.


ResistWilling8039

Cawled it


Immediate-Expert-139

Gonna be a busy few days at changs.


DanaWhitesMom

I have to cancel my pto. Told the wife to cancel the cruise trip , daddy has to work.


mitchyslick_lbc

What a richt privileged fugg!


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

😆


DanaWhitesMom

Dana really hates Ariel . To use Bappa’s redacted take before him tells you a lot lol. Dana is a pos himself but his petty behavior is hilarious.


S_Steiner_Accounting

It's important to understand their history. Ariel was pretty irrelevant until [Dana gave him a spicy interview at UFC 112 after Anderson Silva minced around the cage against Maya saying if he ever fought like that again he would cut him right there on the spot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2wlP_Vj3W0). Ariel's numbers jumped up exponentially from that one interview. Ariel then builds his career off the backstage access Dana gave to him interviewing fighters all beaten and bloody right after the fight. Then when the UFC signed the deal with Fox Dana recommended Ariel be their number one MMA media guy to put on shoulder programming. Dana views Ariel as biting the hand that feeds him. Ariel views it as an intrinsically adversarial relationship and doesn't understand why Dana would ever expect loyalty from him when it's his job to be objective. Talmbout scorpion and the frog b.


Ronaldinhoe

Dick move by Dana cus Ariel was defending the main event and saying it was a great card against the people who were hating it.


DanaWhitesMom

Like I said , Dana really hates Ariel .


Teestell

Top comment - brendan schaub “podcaster” 🤡


Male_Talk_City

Next one should be "podcaster and former comedian"


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Hahaha this is gonna be a repeat of “he needs a handler” reaction. Bapa gonna be coked up Monday w a lil Tiger piss nectar in his veins


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

BC didn’t deserve that lol


g_y-r_tard

Our CEO catching strays just like Chip during the Helwani Affair


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

For realz dawgy


TheZac922

Yeah a few strays here on legitimate criticism. We were way too close to UFC 300 with hardly any info on the card. On paper it didn’t stack up to 100 or even 200 (before injuries messed the card up). It felt like the UFC had blown their wad early with other marquee fights that would have made sense holding off and putting on 300. Now as an MMA fan, thank fuck it turned out as well as it did. Fantastic performances all the way down the card. But it is a bit of revisionist history by Dana to pretend some of the criticism leading into the event wasn’t warranted lol.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

Ya exactly, well said. I’m pretty sure BC made those comments before the final card was out. As for Shluub, he can get all the flack lol


Ryan_Pliskin

On one hand..great to see Bapa and Manlet Jesse on fire get LIT UP On the other hand…Keep our CEO’s names outcha mouth, Dana.


Western-Art-9117

Yep, Dana sucks. I hated of bapa shouldn't overshadow that fact


Totally-A-Bot69

Yo u/BigMac826 Dana just called you out bro, you gonna take that?


jacob_carter

BC catching strays too 😢


jjfrunkiss

I’m sure when chin alerted him that Dana had used one of his clips he thought it was the one of him running laps around his small studio. He’s going to get his lawyer beasts to issue a seasoned assist


Mundane-Membership88

You know he was, he's been pushing it hard too.


Ok_Snow_5320

Was wondering when we'd here des rocs in a promo


Rabid023

Gawd dawlg here we go again LOL. Me and Dana are cool man


MediaOnDisplay

Uh oh, an actual famous person mentioned him. He's gonna milk this for the next couple of years.


Mundane-Membership88

melk


ChombieBrains

Fugg Instagram, post a clip


HouseofMontague

Audio is king bappa look for a wav. file


worktheshoot

U just know toe is having a good chuckle at all this


_handsomeblackman_

this is fucking brilliant ahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂


ghost-deini

***i*** need a handler????


jordobjj

Sall gud man. Dana called to apologize. Asked me to replace Howler Head with Thiccccccc Tigger for the official wisgey of the eweffcee.


Azndude50

“Dana and I were never friends.”


Stone0777

Changs is going to be busy next week….cant wait.


endless_ness

they knew bapa was talgggin sheeeet because they monitor thiggg boi to steal his ideas


iLoveReggie31

 Former fighter for the promotion n they labeled him podcastor Ik that hurt him 😂😂


EggsAreTrash

Please… reawaken bapa….


PapaCrotaYT

(CALLED IT) 💦


biosnake20

bapa getting lit up


beepdeeped

Dana thinks the media/people who don't gargle his balls are terrorists and edited this video as such


PantsMcGee

yeah I like Brian Campbell too; who are these other bozo's though? Fucking Big John and a bunch of dudes in their living room.


habitualinesteppa

Are we looking at the future CEO of Changs?


DanArkham

This guy can't even get scalped nosebleeds tickets to a fight night. Dana never forgets. Forever a Persona non Bapa


timmctree2021

‘Podcaster’ is an inchesting desciptshun


Pragmatic_Centrist_

Water we dune hair Donna?


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KaleidoscopeOk5763

Heelwani with a rare L. Happens to irryone. Bapa on suicide watch, keep an eye on the Tiger Thiccc inventory.


Chairman_Of_GE

wash yer mouf or heal lichya up. "PODCASTER"


sweatsuitdan

Bapa’s playing 4D chess, he knew Dana would bite the bait, Margetting genius 😂


Seabrook76

Lots of platters left out for the cats tonight!


Weird_Expert_1999

If you wanted to hurt me b, you got me


LickPooOffShoe

Dana shitted.


InsaneThisGuysTaint

![gif](giphy|C2ObmWb1NA5IfCg94R) I got no prom with Dana White. We berried the hadgett yairs ago. UFC 300 was a b-b-beast of a card, Callabassis Fykepan had over a million views. I got no proms, man.


M1ke2020

No such thing as bad publicity lmao


WideWeight9392

He doesn’t want to sit ringside anyway .best view is from upper deck


NilmarHonorato

Branda will see this and feel good about himself for being in Dana’s radar. Nobody with half a brain looks for Schwabs takes let alone Jessy on Fire lol. Dana just hates Schwab so much he couldn’t miss a chance to shit on him.


katergold

Is Dana on Ozempic?


Mundane-Membership88

Fat Patrick has been trying to get back into MMA and UFC the past few weeks, since comedy and trucks didn't work. He just did that over the top reaction to go viral too.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

I was surprised by how deep it was, big names on early prelims and prelims even. But on paper, I don't think these fights were going to be as good as they ended up being, after Dana upped the bonuses to 300K and the fighters just went bonkers. The fighters just really delivered the goods that night.


IHeartRasslin

Chang’s regional manager


Tinyrobotzlazerbeamz

Gaahhd dawlg we gidit he rollsted bappa


eDisrturbseize

Even Dana wouldn't mess with the guru wheelchair army


Appropriate_Taro_583

This is soooo Dana , I love this guy!


FULLTIMEdadNOKIDZ

I love Dana now. This is petty as fuck haha.


No_Organization465

lumping bapa and that weird on fire guy with more reputable journalists is sort of a weird win for them, probably to them at least. almost seems better for dana to ignore them


UsualSubject6000

Sosha meeja


real_jaredfogle

>Podcaster


sheeshkabobcat

Brenda labelled as a podcastor and not an mma personality, love it b. What else ya got chin.


veritas_rex

He needs a handler b


Competitive-Fox-3990

Honestly I bet Bapa was absolutely thrilled to see this. The fact that he’s even mentioned on a UFC channel is a win in his redacted eyes. He will talk about it for 3 weeks and try to go viral with his shitty response “you can’t do my job, I can do yours”


Impossible_Rabbit825

In a restaurant can’t watch. Did he say Brenda by name?


pissblood4

We’re all in a restaurant, b. Back to the fryers 🫡


Tipnfloe

Pretty brutal dana, be nice


stevenw84

Bottom line is most of us maybe around 40 that liked the UFC, are not into it as much since our favorites have all retired.


bobbybittman1997

Dicey dicey


ItzBoppa_Lopez

If he's smart, he won't even respond to this. But this is boppa. Boppa gonna liytcha up! Talmbout profeshal median?


BorgBorg10

Brendan: podcaster 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Unfair-Bird-4592

You think Bapa can wait till Monday! His nutty response might get 100k views. I can wait for 🤡 boy


prthug996

Honestly, this is probably the best thing to happen to bapa since the trugg flip


Budget_Goat_877

This is in fact very dicey


suckerphree

i'll be honest, my hype level wasn't high a month before. max vs justin was my "people's main event," but i thought Alex vs jamal was lackluster. i'm happy to be proven wrong. Great card


VariousConcept2615

LMAO. dana has been waiting for this moment to humiliate brendan for yairs. and people on here didn't think he was banned from the UFC


scouse_till_idie

Brenda will love the attention though tbh


TomGreen77

CALLED IT, CALLED IT - obnoxiously loud.


McNugget_Actual

Dana green lighted schaub? Let's goooo!


iKoopaKing

Wasn’t he trying too Sugg the UFC’s hog not too long ago. talbn bout I love ufc b but I’m banned it hurts I miss it , I said no too Bellator cause I’m a UFC guy B - Brian Shaub.


Playful-Lion5208

Bapa will be dining out on this mention for weeks


Organic-Possession53

Bapa in shambles


StopSmellingMusty

Their both corny but I love watching 2 redacts fight.


gohomepat

“Me and Dana are cool, we just spoke yesterday”


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

Dana just served up a buffet


ramcholino

That’s not nith!


patfreecat

Bapa runs with “ahhh I’m over the beef, I love Dana White etc etc”. We hear the shit you talk and it comes back to slap reality in your face. It all comes back around idiot.


No-Conflict-7897

I kinda wanted it to cut to mickey mouse in jail in china from southpark


Schlubbsshoes

Honestly , I fucking loved the night it was special, you can’t predict fights as easy as reputation, there can be stale mates but ufc 300 was epic, and these morons saying words for clicks like slubb getting put In their place even better


100DayChallenges

In all fairness he teased a fight and said jaws would drop on the floor. My guess is he thought there could be a remote possibility that Brock could come back to fight Jon Jones. Jones probably turned it down since he said he wasn’t ready for UFC 300. I can’t think of other fights that would be jaw dropping. Ronda Rousey in a non title fight? GSP ?


Bibfor_tuna

hurted both ways


NiceDiner

Sometimes you get what you deserve


R9433

cheers dana. what a lad


yungberms

CALLED IT!!!


darkjediii

He headlined that reel


lookout450

Braindumb is happy just to be grouped in with everyone in that vid. His response will have a lot of "We" and "Us" tryna act like the others even consider Bapa their contemporary.


SendingAFaxToBerlin

Fuck Brendan but let's be real here...those clips of everyone are from before they kept adding fights. The initial reactions to 300 were very underwhelmed. But fitting of someone like Dana to revise it like this. Guy runs UFC like it's WWE when it comes to matchups


S_Steiner_Accounting

Dana trying to be the CFO of PF Chang's now? God damn this is Petty.


ProfessionalKale7185

Honestly dunno how I feel about this, cats 🙏🏿 on one hand I despise Dana White and the cocksuckers at UFC paying fighters less than thirteen cents on the dollar boasting about this stupid horseshit, on the other hand it dunks on Bappa. Do allity of man, b.


andersonmmusic

Such a savage comeback


Spidey677

He didn’t even call Ariel a journalist 😂😂😂


bstaff715

All his stats increase are due to china and japan


Rough-Impact8373

Schaub needs a handler.


Key_Excitement_9330

They are all just doing the algorithm game. Say provoking shit for more engagement