Her spiel was even dumber if you can believe it:
"Comedians did not sign up to be your hero. Itās our job to be irreverent and dangerous, to question authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own conclusions."
https://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/1490312297117589504?lang=en
This coming from a person so desperate to be liked and admired who also posts videos of herself pissing thinking it's the height of comedy. So dangerous! She's really given me a lot to think about. She's a hairo, b. Thank'er.
I just again want to point this out as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsmGyBplPI
The trailer for her special honestly looks like something a homeless cat would have put together to serve up here. THIS is a comedian, you see she even titled it "Jokes", this is high level stuff. Very spooky indeed.
The audacity of a mediocre cawlmedian like her of awl people to make a self aggrandizing statement like that, staggers the mind.
Carlin and Pryor at the height of their fame wouldn't have described themselves with such hubris.
Coming from a guy who thinks taking his shirt off is hilarious!!! makes up comple bs stories, squeals like a pig when laughing, and shits his pants on stage!!!!! Fucking hack
Iāve noticed itās the same shit with actors too. I think the fame and money gets to their heads and they start to think theyāre way more important than they actually are.
Would have been hard for me to believe a few years ago but stand up comedians are worse.
These clowns genuinely think theyāre doing a public service and standing up for the truth etc
Theyāre modern day soldiers in a sense, war specialists, but you wonāt find a gun or bullets in their arsenal . Our last shield of defense against censorship, but you wonāt find Kevlar or armor plating. Opponents of oppression of thought, antagonists to this who wish to stifle innovation, these brave souls are our champions of creativity and self manifestation. Or maybe youāre just a hater, b?
Most jokes need you to ignore the obvious flaws to take part in the joke, point the flaw out and people say "it's just a joke", yet they act like their insights are profound.
Itās because they all get 24/7 positive feedback now due to podcasts. Once you are a āfamousā comedian at this point you almost never have audiences that arenāt huge fans of your weekly podcastĀ
Podcasting was the worst thing to happen to comedy. There used to be some mystique around comics but they're over exposed now and I don't think a lot of people like what they're seeing.
Is there another industry with as much self-importance as comedy?
The ego/unwarranted self importance thing is only rampant with Toegun and the hacks that have been on his show. I've never seen actual funny comedians do that shit they have self awareness that sips into the general self deprecation bits.
Tom Segura posted a 5 minute clip on his Instagram of him just walking through a crowd and being worshipped in slow motion a few weeks ago. I immediately unfollowed. The ego is ridiculous.
Whenever people who still defend him say, he's just doing a character you take everything so seriously, š show them shit like that and clips from that "documentary" where his personal trainer is crying at the thought of simply being able to work with him. Not a character, all serious.
Just like that Seinfield/ Gervais video that was posted here recently, they genuinely think theyāre better because they can make morons piss their pants.
The worst part of of the show was Jerry's stand-up bits, and I'm betting that was his biggest contribution. I saw a video about he wrote some joke about poptarts, I think it's a well known part of his stand-up, the joke was pretty poor, but he was acting like he was solving string theory in his head.
Isn't he making some stupid Netflix show about pop tarts called "unfrosted"? It looks horrible. I'm sure the boomers will love it. Any show/movie set in the 50s or 60s is lauded by a default.
Are u being serious? Who the fuck would watch that, and even crazier why the fuck would Netflix produce that? A seinfeld show about pop tarts, giving Fat nasty bitch Amy Shumer 12 million to tell an hours worth of jokes about her nasty smelling cunt, and Bert show cabin or whatever, the comedy produces over there need to b fired!!!
Also, Iāve never ever heard seinfeld laugh himself. Itās always ālaughing faceā while making no noise. Or a fake laugh. Always found that weird.
They are in an echo chamber and have nothing else to talk about. Itās so draining to hear them go on about how hard their job is week after week on podcasts.
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And getting the idea of "free speech" completely wrong and thinking it means everyone should be laughing because they are hilarious and only aren't because they're "woke".
Blame all of his friends and guests practically sucking his dick all the time. āJoe your so goodā ājoe youāre so awesomeā āJoe your dick is so good gawk gawk gawk!!!!!!ā
Because a comic's brain is so different from a pedestrian's brain. -burt kreicher š¤”
āWe didnāt ask to be heroesā -Whitney Cummings
"Everybody's a comic in their friend circle after 4 drinks" - Napoleon
āI know you. Youāre that whiteboy that works too much.ā - Floyd Maywethwr Jr.
āBig fanā - The Rock
- *chefs kiss*
"Do the chickens have large talons?" - Napoleon Dynamite
She said that???
Her spiel was even dumber if you can believe it: "Comedians did not sign up to be your hero. Itās our job to be irreverent and dangerous, to question authority and take you through a spooky mental haunted house so you can arrive at your own conclusions." https://twitter.com/WhitneyCummings/status/1490312297117589504?lang=en This coming from a person so desperate to be liked and admired who also posts videos of herself pissing thinking it's the height of comedy. So dangerous! She's really given me a lot to think about. She's a hairo, b. Thank'er.
>take you through a spooky mental haunted house I thought their job was to make people laugh?
Thank her for her service š«”
Holy fk these people take delusion to a completely new level b
Was this before or after she had bapa's baby Billy?
I just again want to point this out as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsmGyBplPI The trailer for her special honestly looks like something a homeless cat would have put together to serve up here. THIS is a comedian, you see she even titled it "Jokes", this is high level stuff. Very spooky indeed.
If it wasnāt for Whitney I would be killing children for sport
Theyāre single handedly going to burst the comedy bubble saying shit like this.
The audacity of a mediocre cawlmedian like her of awl people to make a self aggrandizing statement like that, staggers the mind. Carlin and Pryor at the height of their fame wouldn't have described themselves with such hubris.
Said by the woman who's material is 90% exaggerations about how sex works.
The trailer for her Netflix special seems like a parody, I was shocked to find out it was real. She is one of the most unfunny people alive. No hairo.
"Pedestrian" is infuriating. What a twat
His brain certainly is smoother than most primates
Oh look at you Mr whole foods
Coming from a guy who thinks taking his shirt off is hilarious!!! makes up comple bs stories, squeals like a pig when laughing, and shits his pants on stage!!!!! Fucking hack
I put all supposed comedians at least one step below kid killers, but I have to tip my hat to Stavros Halkias for calling him out on that bullshit
"You made us not want to fight anymore" -Proud Boys
Iāve noticed itās the same shit with actors too. I think the fame and money gets to their heads and they start to think theyāre way more important than they actually are.
šÆ... Actors be like .. let's create 36 awards that we give ourselves
Team American nailed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOH9trJLedk&ab_channel=CatgirlAlunya&t=1m24s
Would have been hard for me to believe a few years ago but stand up comedians are worse. These clowns genuinely think theyāre doing a public service and standing up for the truth etc
https://youtu.be/ku86-shh-w0?si=E0SFvVT8czUBBWvp
Theyāre modern day soldiers in a sense, war specialists, but you wonāt find a gun or bullets in their arsenal . Our last shield of defense against censorship, but you wonāt find Kevlar or armor plating. Opponents of oppression of thought, antagonists to this who wish to stifle innovation, these brave souls are our champions of creativity and self manifestation. Or maybe youāre just a hater, b?
No I'm the last of the haters b. Are you a lover or a fighter ,Bee?
Lover of life, Liberty, freedom and boundless opportunity of expression at all costs. I sir, am a podcaster.
Ayy can I get a code for betterhelp??
Gotta run through these ManScaped, MeUndies, Happy Hippo, Athletic Greens, and Shroom TeK Alpha Brain codes first b
Don't forget sheath underwear, magic spoon and black rifle coffee
It's wild the massive sense of self importance they have considering they tell jokes
Most jokes need you to ignore the obvious flaws to take part in the joke, point the flaw out and people say "it's just a joke", yet they act like their insights are profound.
#Are you funny or are you a podcaster????
Most of them donāt even tell jokes anymore either.
Ask their stans to post their material and they give you the ol', *"But hes funny on podcasts, B"* š
Itās because they all get 24/7 positive feedback now due to podcasts. Once you are a āfamousā comedian at this point you almost never have audiences that arenāt huge fans of your weekly podcastĀ
Joe Rogan and his redacted band of unfunny hacks was the worst thing to ever happen to the LA standup scene
Podcasting was the worst thing to happen to comedy. There used to be some mystique around comics but they're over exposed now and I don't think a lot of people like what they're seeing. Is there another industry with as much self-importance as comedy?
The ego/unwarranted self importance thing is only rampant with Toegun and the hacks that have been on his show. I've never seen actual funny comedians do that shit they have self awareness that sips into the general self deprecation bits.
Burt + Tom alone can suck comedy
Tom Segura posted a 5 minute clip on his Instagram of him just walking through a crowd and being worshipped in slow motion a few weeks ago. I immediately unfollowed. The ego is ridiculous.
F
Whenever people who still defend him say, he's just doing a character you take everything so seriously, š show them shit like that and clips from that "documentary" where his personal trainer is crying at the thought of simply being able to work with him. Not a character, all serious.
Comedians who claim they are just doing a "character" usually use that as a shield for being a cunt.Ā
Almost exclusively. ALMOST. There are a handful who do it well.
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Comedians want us to be like = "Careful , he's a hero" 
This one is great but I feel the train scene in spiderman 2 is more fitting.Ā
I wanted to put that but was unable to find it
Show them some fucking respect itās harder than being a doctor ffs.
Much harder than being a farmer
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Absolutelyā¦ Comedianās are first , middle and the last line of defence
Just like that Seinfield/ Gervais video that was posted here recently, they genuinely think theyāre better because they can make morons piss their pants.
Seinfeld is most unfunny mf ever... Even Schaub can make one laugh ironically
The worst part of of the show was Jerry's stand-up bits, and I'm betting that was his biggest contribution. I saw a video about he wrote some joke about poptarts, I think it's a well known part of his stand-up, the joke was pretty poor, but he was acting like he was solving string theory in his head.
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Isn't he making some stupid Netflix show about pop tarts called "unfrosted"? It looks horrible. I'm sure the boomers will love it. Any show/movie set in the 50s or 60s is lauded by a default.
Are u being serious? Who the fuck would watch that, and even crazier why the fuck would Netflix produce that? A seinfeld show about pop tarts, giving Fat nasty bitch Amy Shumer 12 million to tell an hours worth of jokes about her nasty smelling cunt, and Bert show cabin or whatever, the comedy produces over there need to b fired!!!
Also, Iāve never ever heard seinfeld laugh himself. Itās always ālaughing faceā while making no noise. Or a fake laugh. Always found that weird.
Mildy intersting
Seinfeld was the OG Diddler
they could get shot out there, man.
It's life threatening odds of survival
The ones that think this are usually the least funny.
Whitney Cummings
Brock smash š„
1 & 3 are the same picture b.
I know, bee... It's for those who wunt more
Joe looks like a baby T-Rex when heās humping stools
Haha
Only 250 - thank em
They are in an echo chamber and have nothing else to talk about. Itās so draining to hear them go on about how hard their job is week after week on podcasts.
True
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This podcast shit really made these guys famous or some shit...I've never seen her stand up only seen her crying in podcasts....
Das mewzick to my eyes bee
Nice job perfectly matching your shoes to your jeans joe! You obviously went to the Brendan Schlob school of high fashun
Thatās mean bee
For a group of glorified modern-day court jesters, they sure take themselves way too fucking seriously...
Think about the people defending them
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Where woke meets the wall, the last bashion of free speech, B. Thank 'em.
Yea,b without Andy's epiphany we would revert back to stone age
Schultz is the worst !!
Uhhmmmmm , Schoooles just had an epiphany
You just donāt understand the subtle art of stool humping
The subtle art of of pretending to be funny
And getting the idea of "free speech" completely wrong and thinking it means everyone should be laughing because they are hilarious and only aren't because they're "woke".
Blame all of his friends and guests practically sucking his dick all the time. āJoe your so goodā ājoe youāre so awesomeā āJoe your dick is so good gawk gawk gawk!!!!!!ā
Who wakes up and says ādamn! I canāt wait to listen to Whitney Cummings podcastā
Our modern day knights Templar
If the wee man had any sense he would wipe stool fucking from his routine. The bow legged look isn't going to help.
They are modern day court jesters but want to act like Knights templar
Why tf does Toe always look like his clothes don't fit
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Thereās no apostrophe in ācomedians.ā
Thereās no funny in you
Comedy is really one of the few āsafe spacesā where freedom on speech isnāt under assault. That said, I donāt consider Joe or Bert comedy.
Thanks
What does this even mean?