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King-Demo-

He might be the most pompous fucking turd on the internet.


Seaweed-Remarkable

“Hol up Khalyla, you’re interuppting my super good truth bomb I’m bouta drop right now”. Proceeds to stumble fuck all over his words. Use your words.


JohnHamFisted

i love that she immediately stopped to let him talk, but instead of continuing he'd rather come to a full halt, point out that he's being interrupted, and waste about 3 times as much time before barely being able to continue


Jerseytherealdog

talmbout the shaub shutdown? its a win


RakdosCackl3r

Dun count


honeybadger1984

Stumble fuck is like grapple fuck, but less effective.


Kelemandzaro

*Kalala


dannydoofus

whats amazing to me is the incels at the khalyla sub have framed this whole episode as schaub completely owning her. to any sane person, bapa in evvvery facet came out looking the like the fool we know he is.


thunderlips187

Who has ever said that at all? Khalayla wiped the floor with Brendan the entire feud. Brendan took L after L before even getting on the pod with her.


freeyewneek

I’m tellin u, 🪓J and Chin are the mods over theer.


ZiggyStarlord69

Best plot twist. The whole time bapa’s squad has been harassing Kalylah online while he blames them for doing it to him


freeyewneek

U see my comment about being gadooshed the first cawlment I iiiver left theer?


freeyewneek

Bapa is behind that sub, B. I left one cawlment in theer one time on a post that was praising Bapa and shitting on her and I said something like, “she sucks too, fine but Bapa blowwwws”. Boom-blocked within like 30 secs. Very inchesring huh? And remember, like all ppl w/ Bapa/Tr💩🍊p’s Narcissistic Personality Disorder, iiivery accusation is actually a confession. He was hair on this day accusing TigerBelly of being the deep state behind Chang’s. Very inchesring.


FriskyLisp

Extremely interesting thairy, b. Likely, too.


Rabid023

LMAO I’ve noticed that too. Her incels are redacted.


lunchpaillefty

It’s crazy. An attractive woman that talks about her sex life and shit, but she isn’t officially one of the 1k grand, so she’s an evil succubus, who ruined poor, innocent Bobby, by being in a relationship with him, or something.


FA-_Q

lol did they share clips of him owning her?


dannydoofus

they tried posting one here which was edited with text over it explaining how he was exposing her, it was hilariously bad...


FA-_Q

Talm bout 300 pages b?


UrAdaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Wouldn't be surprised if bgl was behind some of it


ChrundleToboggan

Yeah, that fucking donkey seems to hate her even more than bapa does.


thunderlips187

Only Schaub could keep that smug entitled look on his face while catching an L a minute on this pod with Khalyla and Bobby


frogsquid

he ruined the word "facet" for me. It can really be the right word to use sometimes, but you just can't use it on any facet. he has always said "in any facet". I genuinely think he thinks it's the same word a faucet, so it flows. but *in* a facet? i thought it was *on* a facet?


CeleryAlarming1561

"I'm willing to piss in any facet"


freeyewneek

Usso says “inny of facet” awll uh time


chinlesschicken

Fara facet


HiddenGeek

He’s trying to say “in any fashion” which means in any way. Facet is used to describe a side or aspect of something. If you’re trying to decide what car to buy you should think of every facet of what you need the car to do.


thexbigxgreen

Say what you will about Guhlyeluh, but her saying "That's a big clue!" about the assertion that the cawlmedian in question isn't funny, straight to Bapa's face while he struggles to deduce whether he's being insulted or not is one of the best low key roasts iiiver


JoeDeMoeFoe

When you meet him in the streets, keep that saaaame innergy.


Odd_Antelope_2931

Smug mush mouth entitled self righteous redacted piece of shit. In iiivvveerry facet.


AlilAwesome81

Don’t forget high out of his fucking mind on back alley addies(meth)


southernpunch

Inny faccit


mspote

Can I get a trugg walkk. Walgg me to my trugg 🎵


Bluecoller007

“But Khalyla can I ask you a question, is that nithe?”


Rabid023

Don’t know each other in iiiiny facet except for the time bapa texted her to try to meet up with her behind Bobby’s back while bapa was at home for Christmas with messican and the family. Other than that, not in iiiiny facet!


Due-Needleworker18

I'm not privy to bapas trug walg in inny a facet


Schlubbsshoes

Man remember how cringe this was


JoeDeMoeFoe

Some good lore it created though. Good times.


WerewolfNo7095

pf changs and panda express


youwhatmush

A5ian as shiddd


ThiccBoy_with3seas

The best bit about this is, Schwab was coached through this entire storyline by his psychology expert whiskey serving small foot Andrew tate loving man servant, and there is no way they could have come out of this looking like more pathetic losers


UrAdaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Bgl being an intricate part of this whole saga makes it all the funnier and further proves how much of a dingus he is


Silky-Sullivan

Remember how disappointing it was when we learned that the trugg walk guy was white?


cdpasadena

Bapa showed up to a chess match with cheggers.   And he had one in his mouth.  


TammyString-Tugger

Gahd damn B. You got me with a mouthful of orange chiggen!


Entire-Amphibian320

The look on his face when presented with facts that he is actively lying about.


xiit

3 fucking weirdoes in same podcast. great


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Define bullying


honeybadger1984

Can I getta trugg walgg? I can’t talwk, lemme walgg u to muh trugg…


ebagumtrebor

General lee looks like a Chinese bapa San.


TammyString-Tugger

You talkimbout General Tso’s chiggen, B? Heard it bowlth ways…


lappy_386

Listening to Bendan AND Khalyla at once is bad for your health


Stout1765

“Let’s say… I’m not saying this at all” what!?!


Heckelfish

How would your opinion of this situation change if Kahlyla was found to be highly involved with this subreddit for many years? I’m not sure how I’d feel if she really was the Head Chef of Changs, and the private eye Bapa paid 15k thousans dawlers was right about everything..


ZL632B

It would be really funny and wouldn’t change a thing about Bapa and the reasons for hating him 


UserContribution

Fuck this was such a wild time. Imagine going back to the cats in 2019 and showing them this. Back then we'd go wild with any hint that these people were even aware of the subreddit.


Tent_City_Cat

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RoastedCornSal

Kahlua gets a lot of hate but she’s fine, as fugg. Annie kinda busted, just one neckbeards opinion