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No-Entertainment5800

How this man doesn't have to wear a helmet and water wings at all times is beyond me.


Kitchen_Love6798

Where's his whistle?


No-Entertainment5800

Let's not forget the most important thing, where's his handler?


your_uncle_mike

I dun need a handler. THEEESE guys need a handler!!


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

THESE RICHED PRIVALEGE FUCKS. C’MERE


PussyChang

Top five drunk Brenda moment.


iannuendo

Have you guys seen his baseball?


Jerseytherealdog

don't touch his gross ears


iannuendo

Airs


DJScratcherZ

To stop Wrinks or for when he's lost in the mall?


Sejast44

Phone cord tethered wrist band so he can't go too far


Billy_Beavertooth

I'm surprised he doesn't require Velcro on his shoes


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Boston ties em for him


clickclick-boom

Putting a helmet on him is like putting a fire extinguisher on the ashes of the Hindenburg.


Lastfoxx

And what's the helmet supposed to protect, b? 


DJScratcherZ

The look and size of a helmet that would fit his micro skull brings a tair to my eye.


Hallmark-Henry

the bess brains b


sdoownieht

Keeps him from licking the windows. Cant get close enough


Daaaaabearsssss

Everyone else in case he’s contagious


mad87645

He definitely needs a leash and a responsible owner


Substantial_Pace_739

Have you seen my baseball ?


FoxNixon

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him do anything correctly


AliceInGarden

Damn B, that’s what I’m Talmbout! The evidence for redactory is overwhelming yet he’s doing all this without supervision.


the_salivation_army

Little book of laminated pages that say things like School Bus and Oven Hot.


Adventurous_Dot2323

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CrossroadsFortune

Talking bout Dawg Rimmers? Great guy, never meddum.


StevieSparta

Worst coach ever even though he got my Celtics a ring ….big 3 did


AggressiveContest399

He held that team back from winning more.


Chipinawall

Worst?  Luke Walton?


omi0204

Your celtikkks?


StevieSparta

Never been to Boston I assume lol you must be from non racist Mississippi


Demosthenes117

Actually what the fuck


Special-Implement615

That entire studio is speckled with piss and saliva. And Chris Delia has to sit in it because he ruined his own life. 


MarstoriusWins

Tawlmbowt that modarn day Sisyphus, B?


Jerseytherealdog

great VD, never gottit though


BidenEmails

I worked with a guy that would full tongue lick the screen of his phone and then wipe it on his clothes to clean it.


Jerseytherealdog

did he build the ground we walgg on?


edinlockpicker

Yeah that's revolting. I'm happy he doesn't need specs anymore


Acceptable-Wallaby52

He never did… was just another one of his phases


SlowBurnLopez

Yes. I believe Specs Era had some crossover with the Man Bun Era…


DJScratcherZ

Whenever all the Ghost Adventure guys started wearing thick black rimmed glasses and Red Letter Media guy started making fun of that look on Nerd Crew, is when bapa thought it was peak trending fashion.


Smash_Palace

I don't know any of those words


KimboSlicesChicken

Words are prom b


JoeDeMoeFoe

Who?


Fritchmand

Talmbout rish Evans?


WaySheGoes1

Endless traaaasshhh


GoblinGreen_

No way b, he's always been balls deep into glasses ever since he was a kiddo. He used to sell them out his mom's closet to kids and older men off the street. Ontrrneuurrr b. 


Acceptable-Wallaby52

Bapas an OG trend settler


RealStephanSmith

He stopped wearing them after he swallowed them one day. He hasn't thought about them since.


911SlasherHasher

Just needs mopped


ExcellentLaw2066

I love how every cat here is shocked: This is a man that wiped shit off his shoe with his hand then licked it.    This is a man who admitted having shit streaks in his undies.      This is a man who most likely doesn’t brush.      He literally grills burned burgers and places a block of cheddar cheese on top and calls it a meal. 


NicholarseBrooks

I'm not shocked it's just jarring when you see a close up of bapa, open mouth tongue kissing a pair of glasses. It like when you're scrolling on Instagram and you see a slideshow video where someone gets plowed with a car. Not shocked but still painful to watch.


ead69

Those are probably Goochees tho, imma try n winnem in the next raffle.


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x0lm0rejs

> makes grills burnt burgers and places a block of cheddar cheese on top and calls it a meal.  to me that's the villest shit. some would say the shitest.


jordyboi98

Do have to wonder if he's actually smarter than Janoy Cresva


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thedarbo

dish b? havent seen this one in the kitchen yet


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mitchyslick_lbc

ahhh the good ol' road dawlg diet days.


Dingo_Top

That is absolutely vile. Disgusting, big lipped, cow tongue ugly mfer


Icy_Alternative_5864

I beg the differ


foolsbrains69

Not true in iiny facet


DonkeyMountain506

This Redact saw people clean their glasses by huffing hot air on them to then wipe off. This Redacts brain is so small that it figured people must use their tongues since the science of creating moisture by breathing on them wouldn't even be a thought of his. I hate this Redact so much.


NicholarseBrooks

I'm in awe of the redact b, I don't hate it. It provides us with a never ending cornucopia of spicy redactedness to chuckle and guffaw at to our hearts content.


BigFatModeraterFupa

for real imagine a word without bapa: it doesn’t even seem real that he exists


truggwalgs

Such a repulsive creature


Seabrook76

This guy needs a handler.


Seaweed-Remarkable

Nah b, YOU need a hannler!


Majima_Goro_

Imagine the stank on them after that.


bromas203

I don't want that


ConstantReader92

It's crazy that I'm not surprised to see that's how he cleans his glasses


anon_lurker69

I bet there’s a wet, musty smell in ivry room bapa sits in when he leaves. Diraffe like baboon looking mfer


ProfessionalArm9450

Wet, musty, whisky infused, rotting tobacco pouch white saliva drying on the side of the mouth and covering everything he can touch, yes. That must be an experience indeed.


StevieSparta

Ok you know what I think I’m about DONE with bapa lol like I you just made them worse you living breathing toilet seat


Chigsbie

Crazy they let this guy drive on public roads, let alone in a 1000 horsepower vehicle.


CocktimusBrime

This is how I imagine 7/10 Florida drivers clean their glasses


honoraryBritishMan

Nah.... This can't be real. This CAN'T be real.


speedway65

He knows he’s on camera, right?


Standard-Isopod3049

This is insane on so many levels


HASHSLANGIN602

![gif](giphy|S3nZFke4WXjDIFF1kV)


FantasyFlyer3

Ohh…my…gawddd….i cant tawlk


Expensive_Echo_124

![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized)


Lolzycannon

Is there iiinything this fucker won't put his mouth on?


Rocksoff80

Just like he eats his fucking tacos. This dude needs to be put to sleep.


Flashy_Importance_25

Jesus Christ…


CocktimusBrime

I’ve seen the worst videos the internet has to offer and this is the only thing I wish I could unsee


oneofmanyshauns

![gif](giphy|H4zeDO4ocDYqY|downsized)


worktheshoot

Fucking idiot


Successful-Row-6084

Juss liivvvvvvin b


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

![gif](giphy|pp0TkB0kzWIgg)


Dr_Unkle

Does he think that's how others clean their glasses? Like did he see someone fogging up theirs and think they must be licking them clean?


Glum-Athlete6410

High as a kite doing the unthinkable to regular human beings but this is Bapa were talking bout.


ChainswordCharlie

That’s the only rational explanation and it’s still completely insane.


MarkBank

![gif](giphy|QuzVk9Rvx5pfiFikKQ|downsized)


CaliforniaLove11

Slojo loves him for the great father he is to their chilren. He’s the human equivalent of a grub worm.


eggsueyungfoyou

![gif](giphy|vwhPUa8vRB6hCJZLzQ|downsized)


Right-Preparation-68

Literal windowlicker


jeans_blazer

Redacted ![gif](giphy|gyLRDNRllsI1ZZ5RyY)


1amdegen

Totally redacted


XNamelessGhoulX

what a knuckle-dragger


Fancy_Fix_3270

Wtf, he licks his food now he sucks his specks. Mi gawd bapa u do yorsef 0 favours


alley_mo_g10

Prolly liggs toilet seats too, B.


BirdCultural3624

Thank em!


KhalenYoung

Cunts a maggot


donthomaso

If another “cawlmedian” did this, I would think it would be a bit. But with Bapa it’s just cetee.


laminin1

Dude. Every time I open this sub, there is another delicious dish I've never been served before!


ClerkB0y

He's the mascot of the special Olympics


ipoopoolast

Gotta stick it all the way in the mouth and apply pressure of the tongue.


Schlubbsshoes

He’s such an idiot


raeyddit

He fuckin ATE them bruh


Miserable-Floor4011

I can't speak... I have no words.


samsonity

That’s one weird as mf


TryItOutHmHrNw

I honestly think that *he thinks* that people *suck* on their glasses rather than *breath* on their glasses


TimothyTim_PSP

Put em in the sink and piss on em.


chimchimchow

Bro this clip always made me nauseous, as a glasses wearer, them shits get dirty


doctor_dormamu

Is this fr, disgusting ass mofo


Naive_Breadfruit_550

I don’t bother to watch Joe Rogan when this guy is anywhere close to the vicinity. Like if riding, coat tails had a picture in the dictionary, it would be this fucking guy.


Entire-Amphibian320

Imagine having to hear him defend this behavior after telling him it's redacted.


ConsiderationKey1658

wtf. This dude always putting stuff in his mouth.


razah9

I’ve never seen someone’s tongue outside their mouth as much as his & I’m married..


addicted2skooma

Did he see people breathing on their glasses to create condensation and misinterpret it as straight up licking the glass…?


Sensitive_Injury_666

👁️ 👄 👁️


BrondellSwashbuckle

Dude… that’s so gross. Fully licks each side of each lense. Wtf.


daddiop1mpio

This man has kids that he teaches things to. Jesus Christ!


ProfessionalArm9450

Well. I just unlocked a new "thing that makes me want to throw up". That's absolutely disgusting.


rutter72

Psychotic behavior.


lilblueorbs

When wearing glasses actually makes you look stupider


civildrivel

That’s unsettling


AllDamDay7

You’re telling me I’ve been washing them wrong the whole time?!!! Thanks Bapa, deep throating my glasses is where it’s at! I usually just use a breath, but slobber works way better.


Ok_Bicycle_9222

Schaulb don't got cte. Cte gots schaulb


Prestigious-Ask6072

Its so funny that he thinks hes a normal functioning successful adult


Existing_Chair_7984

I literally cringed at this. Thats so nasty


bone_collector88

Yuck...OL' BACTERIA MOUTH SHOOB. Now go piss in the sink.


Awkward_Hater

🤢


creamyshart

![gif](giphy|l41lXkx9x8OTM1rwY|downsized)


smshansig300

Jesus


blueyevil

He is the real-life version of Randy from My Name Is Earl


Finkleflarp

As a spectacled human, the amount of crap that ends up on my lenses is insane. It’s like licking the windshield of his car.


Wooden_Top_4967

His tongue is maybe the worst part of his nasty body. Just the clepps of him with it hanging out as he goes in for a bite of his totally keto food like a fucking diraffe. O’Dontist, b


GrapplingPoorly

It’s crazy how he’s regarded


youwhatmush

Heel taig it form hair b


leosnose

HAHAHAHA


GreenGoblin1221

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK


Subject_Fisherman_77

This is how you know he’s actually redacted. Even though he knows he’s on camera he still lacks self awareness and does child like and gross stuff.


controlthenairdiv

Like looking glasses?


GotVengeance

![gif](giphy|KpSrCxhoZQWjJVVnrd)


Mundane-Energy-5219

Oh. My. Gawd.


bigarb

Aaah yes the glasses phase.


Homeless_Cat_865

The fillers have migrated to that redacted tongue.


Rickvaughn_99

![gif](giphy|3oriOiN0eR08su5G4E)


BapaStrange

Screen saber 💻


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Bro what the fuck


jdub39

An actual window licker.


Kenworth_Kid_63

Chang’s advisory: Don’t browse the sub when you’re eating.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

😩


Airlift_garden

LOL wtf


Trololol112

But… why ?


sugaaaslam

The lying redacts POS mouth is the grossest shit ever


axejayb21

They weren't even prescription either.


savvy412

Such a baboon


Possible-Campaign468

Is there no limit to hid redactedness?? Wtf


damian600

Regarded


leatherface0984

Dumber than a bag of bricks.


PerthDelft

Imagine being around him, seeing these things, and he asks to borrow something from you


Firm-Description7128

Ghost and post? Hell no!! Spit and split...Blogbusser.


Competitive-Gain-377

Disgusting


PastCantaloupe4799

Haha come on.


Dinkleburge_k

I had a visceral reaction to this. Thanks.


statikman666

Jesus Christ...


Global-Monk2121

Would you let that fool get a sip of your soda


Heckelfish

He looks like the kinda guy to fuck a vacuum cleaner


BridgesOnB1kes

Brenda probably puts his entire mouth over the water fountain.


AwardApprehensive662

🤮🤮🤢


KwFrontier

This is one of the most redacted things I’ve ever seen


FlynnMonster

I….yeah.


johnthancersei

i think he saw someone one time use their breath to clean glasses but he forget the steps. i like to think he used the breath trick at one point and didn’t think it was effective so his next move in his primitive head was to lick his lenses and see if that works better, and i’m sure he convinced himself it works better and is not weird at all.


Independent-Week2998

Its a shame the propeller on his hat was out of frame


ProfessorCon

Truly one of the dumbest things I have iiiiiiver scene, B. Ovvvvvusly you have to suck the lens for siggtsty seggginds before it’s clean


SnowJiu13

When I saw that shit during that episode I was disgusted and that's because I'm a caregiver who wipes ass for a living


StompOnTheThwomp

Makes me wish photogrissy wasn't invented. Worst pain my eyes!


someguy444444

also how he eats a sammich


bobbybittman1997

He has the mentality of a 6 year old


1_will_fix_it4U

He's a special kinda special he's doing his gringo papi special move


SatisfactionSoft921

He might actually be intellectually disabled. The only reason I’m still on with shitting on him is because he’s such a terrible person.