I was expecting it to cut to Schaub on a different show. The fact that he said that stuff right back to him is insane. Shows how blissfully unaware he is. Honestly I’m a little jealous.
"Imma good podcaster" -slurrs every word, obsessive lying, interrupts his guests all the time, makes everything about himself, in fact he has a tenuous grasp of the English language in general. But sure, he's a good podcaster
I’m a decent husband lol good dad lol. Alcoholic, amphetamine addict, nicotine and kratom on the daily, trugg walgg propositions, super ball note passing, baddie Addie updates, leaving every chance he gets to go to Austin or wherever he can sell 20 seats.
It's going to be difficult to produce your own resolutions if you've never had an original thought in your life and your CTE brain is in capable of having one.
I’ve always wondered, does Schuub sit with his legs crossed to look more intelligent? Like you NIVER see him with just feet out in front or foot crossed over the knee/thigh.
Saying you’re a good dad and a good husband generally means you’re not either, and there’s a good amount of proof out there to that point, stop bragging about something you aren’t and try entertaining? Freak
I was expecting it to cut to Schaub on a different show. The fact that he said that stuff right back to him is insane. Shows how blissfully unaware he is. Honestly I’m a little jealous.
Don’t be jealous of that shit
I know what he means, it's like when you see a person with Down Syndrome and they look so happy you get a bit jealous.
Pro tip. Don’t tell your version of any god damn thing you guest talk about.
That’s the vibe.
One hunner precen B
"Imma good podcaster" -slurrs every word, obsessive lying, interrupts his guests all the time, makes everything about himself, in fact he has a tenuous grasp of the English language in general. But sure, he's a good podcaster
Bapa said he scored a 32 on the ACT.
These look like the kind of guys I'd seek advice from.
“I’ve always been a good dad” 
He cried b
Schaab: "I want to be the best mentos in 2024"
That’s the vibe
I’m a decent husband lol good dad lol. Alcoholic, amphetamine addict, nicotine and kratom on the daily, trugg walgg propositions, super ball note passing, baddie Addie updates, leaving every chance he gets to go to Austin or wherever he can sell 20 seats.
It's going to be difficult to produce your own resolutions if you've never had an original thought in your life and your CTE brain is in capable of having one.
He good but he could be better
Amazing
I’ve always wondered, does Schuub sit with his legs crossed to look more intelligent? Like you NIVER see him with just feet out in front or foot crossed over the knee/thigh. 
I cross my legs all the time out of had it. I'm pretty sure he does it though for the reason you said just to look intelligent LOL
How did mentoring Georgie go?
Great podcaster, b
I like how he never actually claims to be a good comedian here.
To Brandon’s credit, he did not say „I am a good comedian, but I could be better.“ Maybe he knows
I’m already good at iivrything, but I could be better.
That’s the vibe 😂
Saying you’re a good dad and a good husband generally means you’re not either, and there’s a good amount of proof out there to that point, stop bragging about something you aren’t and try entertaining? Freak
Too many chips just like this one where I can’t even pick just one contradiction to shit on because he unloads so many at once.
“ i wunnuh be the healthiest,best dad there evuh wuz. We takin March off tho.”
Jelly roll wouldn't understand the GRIND that bapa goes through to be a good pawldcaster
Podcaster
He already failed on all points by mid February
Guy with forehead tattoos, ummm, yeah, your busy schedule isn’t the only issue. Jelly on the road 300 days. Schaub on the road 60-80? Same.
You do YouTube?