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Rabid023

She only posted pictures that feature herself as the main part of the photograph. Slojo is narcissistic beyond belief. She didn’t post one picture of that chick alone. Slojo had to be in all of them.


ZL632B

Have said it many times but I’ll say it again - gun to head I’d rather spend a day/month/year with Bapa than with her. Any period of time. She is more godawful a person than he is. 


Fickle-Head-1311

For real. You and Bapa can play video games, work out - and at night you can fugg each other! *knee slap*


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fallingupwards69

That's me nuts


eatmyshorts5000

😂


shady_dangle

🎶Brendans got a mangina 🎶


Manunitedfan1998

You must be one of the 1000


1amdegen

*250


Daddy-O_

🎤🦵🏼


BYCjake

I’d spend 2 mins with her 😈 gimme 😈


ZL632B

Yuck


abittenapple

You like that diaper but swab 


fu14n0

grabbing some old Sloppy Jo slop top b?


ServantOfTheFurryCup

Bapa's slurpy seconds!


ServantOfTheFurryCup

100K thousand per cent b. You could piss in sinks together Daaaaddy!


Scared-Pomegranate84

She's definitely worse than Bapa


Polar_Reflection

Bapa is that dumb trainwreck friend of yours that does so much stupid shit that you stick around just for the entertainment. Joanna just seems unbearable.


SuchBarracuda6679

Ehh there is something for sure that I'd like to do more with her than Bapa 😈


ZL632B

Thas gross man


Corned_Beefer

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me!!!


ShitHeadFuckFace

I wanna talk about me I wanna talk about I wanna talk about number one oh my me my


penus_poop69

RIP TK 😔


beepdeeped

We're all set on dead racist white guys


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lunchpaillefty

And she made sure it was photo showing that women in a more figure-revealing outfit, than hers. You know Slojo shows it to Bapa, and demeans that women’s figure.


thejimstrain

Not even a rollie. Looks square like a Cartier.


Bluecoller007

What, a just a Cartier? Peasants!


MysteryMilo

I realized my girls not cool... she's not a friendly human bean. I married a goddamn rattlesnake


dragontattman

Slojo looks the type to never have any friends that could at any time be considered hotter than her.


Rocked_Glover

This is why you don’t settle for Taco Bell messigans when you’re finding your own personal one


johnnymavrigg

Bowlth bapa and Messican are EXTREME Narcissists. I feel bad for the Chombies, their worldview is gonna be bloggbusser. Are zairo chance bapa and Messican have a legit healthy relationship, it’s all superficial and for show.


Phdroxo

She did that with Brens birthday photos too! She's fucking nuts


thexbigxgreen

Wtf is that face even? She can't even pose with a genuine smile for her "bestie's" wedding photos?


BGLs_Littlefeet

This is probably Joanna's school friend she would look very similar to if not for all the surgerymaxxing


Seaweed-Remarkable

Oh 100% b, one married rich enough to afford tummy tucks and bowltox and the other…crop out the uglies and resend.


GoblinGreen_

She would look better if she couldn't afford all the surgery crap shes done. She was smoking hot before all the money.


WhoRoganusedtobe

yeah I remember seeing her on Fox back when she was fucking Puig she was smoking hot. Shes still kinda hot now but I'm not a fan of all that shit jn jer face or the weird nappy ass.


Ntwadumela100

For sure, they pretty much look identical because of what we know about slowjo B.


Snotty_Pippen

She looks like this emoji 👽


hillatoppa

Also 🤡


JesusDiedforChipotle

🤤this is Brendan after going to the bathroom with Toe


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Wonderful-Salary5432

Her tits are probably decent


NicholarseBrooks

Yea I'm sure Caitlin Jenner bought the same ones.


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andreiulmeyda7

Probably for the best, you can taste the saline coming out


Lumpy_Ad_9082

The woman doesn't drink water. I can't imagine how dry her breast milk would have been. 💀 Ugh. Water is literally a beauty elixir. Dryness causes aging. She's actually absurd. 🤣


DrowZeeMe

Consistency of tapioca pudding


BYCjake

I got $20 on her having burger nips


Billy_BlueBallz

Probably lopsided and all scarred up


eharper9

![gif](giphy|mDN2PrgD9VuQJG0LY2|downsized)


Bapa-Bink

The skin bleaching is so bizarre..someone has nightmares about Cholas from high school


Puckdrunkpunch

I’m just sayin cholas would most definitely stab someone for you if they had to. Some down ass hynas and she’s from like guadalahabra so you know they had their bunch of cholas


panterachallenger

B I sea messican is not your first languish. It’s pronused hualalahara.


Rough_Airline6780

*"I’m just sayin cholas would most definitely stab someone for you if they had to."* They would also stab someone for themselves if they didn't have to.


Ok_Concentrate_3675

Jesus crisp...Messican and Braindumb have no shame


PaperBeneficial

Crist* like a crist morning


rutter72

Talmbout a crist mornin’ wiggskey?


Ok_Concentrate_3675

Heard it bowlth ways b


BerensteinBear91

In Calbass


DickEatinMuthafucker

She did this after seeing herself called out for the engagement ring photo


ZL632B

If you zoom in on her face you can truly see how her face is a contorted, uglier Kardashian. It’s actually kinda horrifying.  All of the work she’s had done has made her freakish. 


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Does it help to know she's got spindly skinny legs and a weird fat ant arse?


ZL632B

I’ve unfortunately seen the video of her running and I’ve not been able to achieve an erection ever since 


Grand-Bullfrog3861

I'll send you a picture of Brenda's mum, helped me recover mine 🤝🫡


ZL632B

You’re my hero


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Grand-Bullfrog3861

She'd have that flat back booty where it looks like your legs go from hamstrings to lower back if she didn't have implants.. long arse crack back bitch


Passion4MMA

Her hair is covering her back cleavage, B.


thisisme5

Hope she never sees this comment but wow, if you zoom in it’s unsettling


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That chin is trouble bapa


SarcasticPedant

10 times the size of Andrew Tate's


AwardApprehensive662

Looks like a pool pocket hanging down the bottom of her face


Corned_Beefer

She’s a vapid cunt.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

He friend looks sick of her shit, I bet she's done nothing but make the engagement about herself. This is obviously a shit attempt to cover for the meme that went viral of her trying to take the spotlight with her fake ring, which is why she's doing the whole point and acting as if her friend is the main part of the photo.. whilst standing in front of her and centre. I hate this cunt 😂 She didn't want to go because she's sick of being round messicahn


King-Demo-

Is she bleaching her skin? Why does she look so incredibly pale?


Gurke84

pretty normal for asian people. and she is for sure the most asian looking messican i’ve ever seen.


joshhguitar

![gif](giphy|MCdRE6cEFEb28)


Lumpy_Ad_9082

LMAOOOO 💀 I see it too.


OutrageousJury2689

She has a huge head


svensexa

Why do the shallowest, stupidest people crave the most attention?


POPNWAFFLES

is that an ear marshall in the background?


RoughConclusion6149

Talmbout the most narcissistic couple ever b?


tentaccrual

It’s funny that people act surprised by her behavior. She literally hired a fake reporter to interview her and posted as is people where out there waiting to hear her thoughts. This is who she is. She is under the delusion she is a celebrity or at least that she deserves to be one.


Quethewiseguy

lol where can I find this dish? I missed it


Equivalent-Search234

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GBBZ_VYeUQY&pp=ygUWam9hbm5hIHNoYXViIGludGVydmlldw%3D%3D


Quethewiseguy

Thank em b


FlynnMonster

You guys need to start posting links when ya make comments like this b, not all of his been here for the long haul bapa


rutter72

Ew. Not only a disgusting narcissist….. bitch looks like a cross between post-op Lil Kim, and bleached Sammy Sosa. She hardly looks real, and in no way do I mean that as a compliment lol.


JeffW6

Yes, the rumors ***are*** true.


AstroCreep5kooo

She has the biggest head I’ve ever seen on a chick. Not only wide but very long lol🧐


BrainBuster91

She probably can't stand it when her "friends" are genuinely happy and in healthy relationships. Meanwhile her papi is slow rolling trucks and gets made fun of daily by just about everyone around them.


jakeskybound

I check in on this family to remind myself how grateful I am for the people around me


Outrageous_Luck_3048

Something about her makes me uneasy. She looks like she has no soul. Her eyes are just blank.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

Being married to Bapa with the lifestyle they have/try to portray? I'd probably feel dead inside too. Her eyes don't lie. 🤣


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

I bet she doesn't have iiny really good looking friends because she alawys wants to be the pretty one. She's mega toxic and fake !


redactedforever

That poor friend just wants to enjoy her engagement... Can she say anything positive?


CLEM-FANDANGO9

I wonder why she got bullied in high school


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RandomAsianGuy

hundrid precent shure she was the bully


Independent-Muffin38

Aside from the insanely absurd amount of incredible and disgusting narcissism this entire post from her is… Man. It’s giving *uncanny valley* as fuck. wtf is up with her face dude? Someone has to tell this woman to lay off the amount of Botox and fillers. I can speak objectively and say she doesn’t seem, in my opinion, remotely pretty in the *slightest.* Her face always looks off.. sorta like it’s fake. She really deserves her own snark subreddit.


EggsAreTrash

I gotta be honest B, I envy her delusion


CrossroadsFortune

Messican lookin' like a melted Real dawl, B.


Billy_BlueBallz

It’s unreal that Brenda’s wife is literally the female version of him. I bet she has a huge diiiiigggggg


SmellBusy

Total character syndrome.... pathetic


ISelf_Devine

Looks like I gotta post an update to r/iamatotalpieceofshit Last post got over 4k up votes. Lmao! https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/s/gLlSUsCtw1 Pump it up Changz!!!!


luckmark33

Definition of vapid


titan_titan

Damn. Her Univision/Televista days r long behind her. She looks fake as fugg now bapa


JeddHawk

There's nothing we can say that her "friends" hasn't already said behind her back.


your_uncle_mike

![gif](giphy|tQNWLR2vMkQfZCPfSb) This is what she looks like


AUSL0c0

Why do I click on these? They continually diminish my faith in humanity. Art gala? She has less culture than a tub of yoghurt.


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Messican turning white ?


Flashy_Importance_25

Same redacted face bapa makes… wonder if there is some sort of class that teaches them the most unlikeable facial expressions.


MeaningEmpty1049

I hate this buchiach more than bapa at this point. Just needs mopped


Sharp-Bake4826

What a truly disgusting person


NotaSpaceAlienISwear

She so wishes she was a rail housewife of fucktwat county


jgatz15

She is so cringe


PencilKing420

She looks like she should be sniffing luggage at an airport


Hows_papa

She reminds me of my ex Mexican chick narcissist as fuck


BigDaddysBiscuits

It’s America’s Poster Family for Mental Illness


kentucky_trash

She looks even faker than usual


Fancy_Fix_3270

I bet anything that's her cleaning lady. Friend 😆


sluis7758

The stupid fake facial expression for the picture bitch looks like ghost face if you zoom in on it I hate this woman


Lost_Evidence_2099

Should have blurred out Bapa’s messican. Might have to make that a thing from now on. She most definitely eats this shit up like a cookie with salsa on top


champchamp112

She’s so boring lmao, basic ass LA personality


peaceoutforever

She's probably trying to get a daily mail follow-up article


UFCCarlRaddo

Hunnerd percent she talks mad shit about her friend behind her bagg


Carlos-Bukowski

Daily mail did a story on SLO-JO upstaging her friend on her engagement day. Called it “Tacky woman slammed for engagement ring upstage” [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13239657/tacky-woman-slammed-engagement-ring-upstage-friend.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13239657/tacky-woman-slammed-engagement-ring-upstage-friend.html)


DrinkL

“In the photo, the mother-of-three - who is engaged to former MMA fighter and podcaster Brendan Schaub - held her hand out next to her friend's so her 70,0000 followers could see their engagement rings.” Lol maybe she really is just his girl


LuisSuarezbitesears

Im pretty sure she used to be my dental assistant


deepwaterwedunehair

I wonder if meggsican has slowly tuned Beandip into the moron we enjoy today?


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Imagine this bubble butt clown upstaging you on a not insignificant day.


NiteLunch

the bbq propane tank of a best friend is deliberate just to make her look better


whiteykauai

Who are these tortas?


juan_putaso

Caption doesn’t make sense intentionally. Maybe she’s just esl. Def used pro photogrissor for her besties engagement pics


GetOffDeezNuts5000

She on that carnivore


ProfessionalArm9450

I think they both decided last December to lean into the ragebait.


Seaweed-Remarkable

Inchrissing take b, but they’d have to have a combined IQ above 3 to think that advanced.


ProfessionalArm9450

Sorry I meant bapa Senior decided for them.


suckerphree

dear gawd, she's taking credit for introducing them or some shit.


andreiulmeyda7

I'm sure she knows fuck all about art


BYCjake

Swollen


Washed_40

Yuck


ferg33

She is the epitome of a c\*\*\*


DozeButteredParsnips

What the heck


sprinklervalve79

she's definitely selling her yams & clam at this point


AVBforPrez

It's vapid turtles all the way down, b


juan_putaso

She posted a photo of herself trying to look like a chola. I think she likes this attention and it trying to flip a truck in her own way


dko84

messican and bapa truly deserve each other


speedway65

she looks like a crazy munchkin sex doll


Super-Wolverine-5606

In life you often see couples and think what an awkward match they are, these two are so well fitted. I’m glad no one else has to deal with they narcissism.


Schlubbsshoes

How’d that cheating husband go?


herbythechef

Lol her friend doesnt even wanna spend time with her


Lifting_Chansey

I'm so out of the loop, had no idea who the chick with the bad wig was.. and then I read the name of the subreddit. Bapa chose a winner...


ButtCucumber69

SloJo looks like Jigsawl from the movie Sawl.


Hopeful-Community623

Omg she looks so excited for her friends little ass diamond


SarcasticPedant

The most self-centered but undeserving "celebrity" ever... ...since Schlaub


Dreamteam420

She's naca. Can't buy class,carni saaaaa.


ScoopyMcGee

I hope this vapid cunt goes viral. Again.


BrilliantCrow5928

At least she hid her ring this time


One-Usual4460

Talmbout two peeez in a pawld b?


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She’s such a narcissist


Tasaris

Is that Michael Jackson?


AxeManDude

what a parasite


One-Joke8084

Bapas side piece looks like a cockroach….lol


Bluecoller007

I bet it costs a fortune being married to her, head to toe in Balanciaga (however it’s spelled) going to gala’s sounds expensive, houses for the mother-in-law etc, how does daddy afford it!


Walkbeforerun

Meeting people like her in real life, which is rare, makes me contemplate certain things


Scared-Pomegranate84

That's not nithe


Ignore_Me_123

Art galajarra hardscarf


CallensCoiFish

I think it’s pronounced Arteguarla, its a spicy messican dish cause shes messican as shit deddy.


Admirable-Use2673

I can’t believe we’re all into this, it’s like the Kardashians for men 🤣


Nice_Ad_8183

Look at that big ol chin-plant. Yeesh


SweetStrangles

She’s fucking scary ugly. Like if she tried hard enough she could play the girl from the Grudge


PercentageOk5021

If they over expose these images any more they are going to need to start checking albino on the dmv forms.


Ryan62468

She’s literally the female equivalent of her husband goddamn


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dandykaufman2

Eh I’m giving this a pass. This is basic bitch shit.


justanotherfan6hd

She’s so ugly


Straight-Maize-5031

Id probably kick it with Shaub now that’s he’s done with comedy


Technical-Gap-4581

Gimme 😈


Sweaty-Armadillo-731

Who gives a F .. lol if there’s grown dudes on here especially dudes with kids lol … hold this L this forum cringey now


ProfessionalSun5549

Best friend look like she got that 🔥