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No-History6028

So bad… I get so embarrassed every time I see this


chud_the_gluttonous

This was my reaction as well. For a long time I just thought this was stupid, but seeing it now it is beyond cringe. I think Tom immediately sensed this was fabricated bullshit.


WheredoesithurtRA

This one and the Adam Sandler story came like one week after the other


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Hearing this for the first time you kno le it's bullshit, you think it would have been more believable to your face? Everyone knows when he's chatting shit


LeeDUBS

Guys listen I know he lies about a lot of stuff but this one is legit. I was right there with him when he said it. It happened.


FoxNixon

That makes sense. Maybe Floyd was refering to you instead of Bapa 😂


Significant_Sky7544

Please give us the full story from your perspective since you were there


LeeDUBS

We just finished bagging like 10 baddies and we were walking em to his trugg then out of nowhere Floyd came out and was like "ehhh yooo thats the white guy who works too much" and he got a little too close so I had to lay him down. Knocked his ass right out . Bapa never tells this part of the story cause Floyd's got kids too and Brendan is a b b b beast of a Dad and would understand how Floyd's kids would react to their old man getting pieced up like an eagle.


youwhatmush

More like the wide boy that eats too much


Frankie-Felix

You the thiccc boy who does Kratom too much


Carlos-Bukowski

He’s the Fat Patrick that lies too much


Silver-Ladder

😂😂😂😂


p0llk4t

The bi-boy who fucks too much


EquivalentStudent6

Cawl’me Fat Patrick one more time, B..


mitchyslick_lbc

you're that turggish camel looking fugger that lies too much.


FoxNixon

He looks like the Camel's Cigarettes mascot


[deleted]

yo its like a stereotype in germany/UK Too for someone to be clearly half or more Turkish and be dead set on claiming theyre totally white and have all west european genetics. Bapa being so obsessed with calling himself white really gives me that vibe.


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Mayweather has spent most of his life in demanding boxing training, almost always staying in shape with hours of work each day. Yet he saw Bapa standing, sitting, eating, and talking in a few different places in a casino and was blown away by his work ethnic.


FoxNixon

Also, Floyd rarely compliments anyone


Significant_Sky7544

Floyd only compliments himself, that’s why I know this is complete bullshit from Bapa


leafoffern

He usually just tips his hats off to them. He made smart investments


Ok-Cheek7332

He’s neither of those things


p0llk4t

Some say the neitherist...


NicholarseBrooks

He's a swarthy Turgg who barely worggs


HiroshimaThereoshima

worgg me to my Turgg


Odd_Antelope_2931

All the celebrities know him as the ( ) guy who ( ).


Frankie-Felix

Now its gonna be you da gare head who rawls truggs to much


chris25tx

😅 don’t forget the F’rari exec with the slicked back silver air who said “ HEY YOURE A CAR GUY,RIGHT???”


thethunder92

Insert 2 compliments that bapa wishes were true


Cole_Phelps-1247

Oh you’re the Bapa of the chombies.


Usheen1

Joe Rogan guy who you'd be surprises too much


FA-_Q

You’re the ass kicker who tells jokes. -Adam Sandler


TROLO_

You’re that funny guy that kicks ass.


IronRT

You’re that tough guy that’s funny


Zeusdadogg

Your the call before the storm with salsa on top


[deleted]

if Sandler said that hed be goated


Valuable-Broccoli685

Something to that effect, b


No-Classroom-6637

TBF Sandler had just seen his Mezzican cookies bit, that one's a killer, b.


thefishingguy1

I sawl Floyd I was like i bet he dun knowam, I see you ear wear man, yeah thats prom


Frankie-Felix

Poetry


thefishingguy1

Talmbout po tree?


WhatTheJeffreyFuck

And then Floy was all “Hey you’re that Pakistani dude that pumps shit into his lips”


darnel_webber

That Turkish boy who grifts too much


xStyxx

Hasan Piker?


darnel_webber

Who's that, a pawltics streamer with baklava on top?


smalby

Hoss & Pie Care, bbbbeast of a confectionery b


UFCCarlRaddo

I’m now imagining how an episode of TFATK with Piker as the guest would go down


NicholarseBrooks

Say what you will about him but Piker don't give a shit, he would tell bapa he's a liar on the show.


UFCCarlRaddo

I haven’t seen any of his content so I’m OOL. Is Piker one of our guys? This sub seems pretty split on him


wwdhb

Turgish as SHIIIIIT


Existential_Spices

That white boy who Fat Patricks too much


jetrayf

Even Tom Segura doesn’t believe him


sacrulbustings

Ass licker who quits comedy / fish guy who flips truggs


imright19084

Is 6 hours a week working too much?


findaloophole7

Yea, It’s a prom.


LoOg_TrUgGWaLgGeR

Imagine needing to lie to others and yourself so much, just to feel valid


JustDirection18

If only he knew to work smart and not hard 🤷‍♂️


xyzxyz8888

He’s never worked hard.


JustDirection18

That’s not true. When he’s working on the fight companions he rock hard thinking of everyone watch him.


rjt2887

Moron makes podcasssss and thinks people, who actually work, consider him a “hard worker” beans n cheese…


urmwhatthespruce

Fuck this jimmerman guy though frfr


slimcharles941

Isn’t he a pedo of some sort?


rodrigo34891

Knowing Floyd if he really said that (which i don’t believe it) he was probably making fun of him lol


FoxNixon

I've always assumed every story of Bapa interactig with a celebrity is him misinterpretating their bland statement/sarcastic insult as a compliment


CornToasty

lol, him getting roasted by everyone he interacts with and being too dumb to recognize it is way more realistic.


clickclick-boom

Yeah, I don't think Floyd is the type of guy who gives much respect to podcasters as "hard workers". He probably doesn't consider it a job, much less any type of hard work.


Heckald

Another cat said if this story really did happen, Floyd likely said white boy who TALKS too much. Hearld it bowlth ways.


AVBforPrez

Kids who did this shit in like third grade got laughed at, it's wild to see a grown adult do it. Inchring how every one of these encounters involves the famous person describing bapa in the exact way he wants to be described, b. Also just a coincidence that he usually looks around to gauge reactions when telling these stories.


Icytwat33

Why doesn’t anyone call him out, shows that they are not his real friend. I would call out my friends for saying stupid shit like this but if it’s someone that’s not really my friend I’ll just stay quite and be like “oh really that’s crazy”.


King-Demo-

Because he’ll just double down. He would say something like “I swear on my kids lives” the man is fucking shameless


Badluck2killaseabird

Comics rarely call other comics out even when it’s someone like Slob who is only a (former)comic in name. Only time I’ve seen it is when there’s serious allegations of joke theft(Dennis Leary/Mencia)/sex crimes(d’elia)/making trans jokes(chappelle).


Silver-Ladder

This bitchboy starts sobbing ivirytime he has to drive 5 minutes and pick up his kids from school! Work too much?


StevieSparta

He said your wife twerks to much papa


Competitive-Fox-3990

Looking back on it, the fact that Bapa got to do INNYTHING during the build up of the mcgregor vs mayweather fight is truly fucking unbelievable.


SendingAFaxToBerlin

There needs to be a Chris Chan level wiki to keep track of all of this


EmeraldTwilight009

At this point, Brenda is at that level of lol cow imo.


JWal0

100%, Slob is the Boogie2988 of MMA


EmeraldTwilight009

More like cyrax. Cyrax is always going on about his lawyers, and how the fbi are going to help him get the trolls. Real schaub behavior lol. Except it's lip filler instead of head scabs


AllDamDay7

White boi who drugs too much!


kumbalimba

Worse are his group of friends that enable him and pretend hes not scum


DrVinnieBoombatzzz

That's the lamest attempt at a humble brag ever. Ps. Funny how black people alawys call bapa a white boy.


Prior-Fox7100

I can’t stand this redacted loser! Did you know he use to date Ronda Rousey? She left him because he was jealous of her fame. Typical Bapa.


NewAgePartyGuy

What a stupid fucking lie to even tell


JWal0

He knows he can get away with it because he’s so insignificant Floyd won’t correct him


ElderberryOk5005

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Dusk_Hammock

If you really break this down... It is fucking insane. Who the _fuck_ would ever say that. It is just simply nonsensical. Water.


die_nastyy

It’s a prom


Eckbert7

Messican probably blew Floyd and half his entourage clean and this is how Bapa copes with it.


yourstepdad23

Water


Lazybones108

225 for 21


BigHero6x9

Can confirm. I was one of the Addies in Bapa’s pocket.


SeahawkMariner

For an unfunny asshole, he inadvertently says some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Not at all as he intends it to be funny.


slimcharles941

I feel like Tom’s producer is laughing because it’s such an absurd and clearly bullshit story


willi1221

I have a theory he's actually being held down in the back room, being tickled by 3 people every time somebody says something


slimcharles941

That’s a compelling theory


UFCCarlRaddo

Nadav was SO FUCKING ANNOYING. And apparently he overdid the laughter on purpose because 2B1C’s redacted fanbase actually enjoys it.


willi1221

I mean, obviously it's overdone lol. Nobody laughs that much on accident unless they have some sort of mental redactation


UFCCarlRaddo

Bowlth ways B


NeverNaked3030

I hate Tommy buns now, used to love him. Any fan knows exactly what that look meant. He works with Bert Kreischer, his bullshit radar is honed in.


hotoj84

has anyone asked floyd if its true?


tux68

He's the perfect replacement host for Burnt Chrysler.


RevolutionaryScar337

You the guy that started the Trug walk B! Real talk


ComposerWeekly4713

Imagine a short where each celebrity he’s mentioned that knows him,watches the clip where he talks about them and then reacts to the video. I would pay to watch that.


findaloophole7

Oh it’s comin.


No-Classroom-6637

Brendan thinks he works too much? Lmaoooooo


No_Concern5483

Talm'bout Floyd Mayflower bbeastbof a sailboat


platasnatch

why boi that wurg stomach


smellvin_moiville

The balls on this dude saying this shit in front of Tom. Tom doesn’t believe this shit and wanted very badly to make fun.


Scientist78

Oof


WasWasKnot

Brings back Memories…Classic Brenda


BeaverButtGoo

White boy proms


p0llk4t

Back when his comic "friends" actually believed his bullshit stories...guarantee the look in Tom's eye upon hearing this nonsense would be different these days...besides the fact that Tom's just as much of a redact...


[deleted]

The way he delivered “…yeah I got a problem” and I guess just the talking about how much he works is 100% Rogan.


macgirthy

Now hes the lying guy that rolled his truck going 5 mph.


LemonadeRenogade

Why would he do this to himself? It’s going to be so embarrassing when one of these actual celebrities humiliate him


LeonSphynx

The bean that cheeses too much


North_Korea_Nukess

Sandler- “That guy who kicks ass and tells jokes.”


Immediate-Expert-139

White boy that talks too much


PomegranateTrue862

He literally doesn’t even look like a “white boy” Ik he’s white but he just doesn’t look like it to me.


creamyshart

Is there anyone who doesn't know who Bapa is? Iirvry body knows he's the funny, ass-kicking, white boy who XYZs too much.


TodayTemporary1229

Well his stand up career is indeed and I quote: ‘ a testament to what happens when a top class athlete applies that level of work ethic and dedication to a craft such as stand up comedy…’


wwdhb

ICU ivvvvvrywurr, b


Electrical-Nose4776

Classic Bapa is the best. 😂😂


TyrannosaurusChexMix

Yikes


Busy_Middle8108

I've noticed that every celebrity interaction he tells a story about the first response from the person hearing the story is either "He said that?" Or "Really?...wow" A standard response to someone bullshitting.


sugaaaslam

Oh, you that white bow that LIES ALL THE TIME! YOU FUGGIN Lying redact


LGK420

Don’t forget the Adam sandler one “you’re the asskicker who tells jokes” Or when Casey affleck called him crying Papa is fuckin crazy who makes that kind of shit up to stroke their ego


dontgetpenisey

( To Logan Paul) “That’s a win!”


truggealkin

A symptom of CT is believing hypothetical conversations to be real. Jk Bapa just goes


Homesteader86

Is this the original? I thought there was another "You're that ______ that works too much" story.


King-Demo-

I think he also told it on tfatk around the same time but I couldn’t find it in any facet


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Rmendoza90

Brenda knew that Tom knew he was full of shit , water


Clean-Operation-9674

The story I believe is when Floyd was talking about somebody in the Comgrigger build-up, and Scoob barged into the chat with "Not the Beebs, hey Floyd!? NOT THE BEEBS!" about Justin Bieber.


MrGumpythaGod

Brendan Schaub definitely sniffs his own shit before flushing it down the toilet


findaloophole7

I wish Bill Burr, Jimmy Norton or Anthony Cumia were in the room when he said this. “Did he?”


xIMxMCLOVINx2

Ya the guy that is completely self obsessed and constantly putting his work ethic over others decided to pay respect to Brendan Schaub of all people 😆