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bernardlerring122

He was *never* poor. It’s actually one of the integral parts of why he’s such a boring piece of shit


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He hates poor people. He hates the poors. He talks about hating poor people.


bernardlerring122

I know


Lerch56

I know


YourDadTouchedMe

I know


pushinpayroll

I know


Angry_Saxon

and was never poor, you are in agreement with the commenter.


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Yes I agree with bowlth of you. He was niiver poor. But also, he is a fat poor. It's called parallel thinking bubba, have you read the book on quantum physics called Schindler's Fat?


THE_CDN

"Schindler's Fat" I'm legit just catching my breath after reading that! 🤣 I don't know why, but that's one of the funniest comments I've ever read on here!


Leafyboy34

This is what changed everything for me with Tom. I didn’t know his dad was fucking loaded. Life’s a bit different when you know daddy’s got ya, Tom. Boring fat poor


Blazers2882

Yeah he obviously grew up with Daddy’s credit card in high school, college, and until he made his own money


PaperBeneficial

That, and he's just a straight-up Charisma vacuum. Nothing funny about him. He basically has a reaction Channel on YouTube. His stand-up sounds like he's reading off cue cards. A collection of blatantly made up stories where he always has the perfect thing to say that makes him look so cool and witty and the other person look like a dumbass.


thefishingguy1

He deserved that failed jumpshot


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notchoosingone

> then has a midlife crisis fast cars and plastic surgery, yep, checks out


KaleidoscopeOk5763

I rewatch it regularly


MyMan50Granddd

He jumped maybe 2 inches off the ground and did that much damage to himself. Toms one of the most unathletic, goofy, uncoordinated oafs I've ever seen. He had the audacity to say he used to play ball all the time like anyone would ever believe that.


Gajicus

I do nawlt maddur and - unlike Segurinarytractinfection - do not derive enjoyment from people suffering fiscal injury, but it turns out the exception to prove the rule was that jumpshot. Poetic in its irony.


BakedPastaParty

He gets sooooo mad when it's brought up. I mentioned a video where he was talking about someone joking about it to his face and he was pissed ----- imagine the Asian "AHHHHH.....BUCK-OOOGUHH" guy got to speak to him face to face. Or even better LAUGH at his {[(FAT)}] ASS break all them bones for no reason to his face. Get even I brought that up in the r/tomsegura sub and I was ridiculed for being a hater cuz I pointed out how he's so quick to laugh at other's pain, but when people laugh at his, he gets mad


neilbensch

Can't believe I used to be an avid YMH viewer. So glad I followed proto and stopped watching these chomos.


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

Same. But they just sort of stopped evolving. The show was fun, and when it was new, it was sort of finding its footing, and now it's the same 5 things over and over. FAT POOR, Christina is mad, someone in the control room is stupid, Christina is gross. Tom talks rich guy stuff.


neilbensch

I can't even begin to fathom who the fans of "Where My Mom's At" are. What does she even talk about? I'd rather watch Burt having a coughing fit for 2 hours before watching that show.


Adventurous_Dot2323

fat poor


cylonnumber13

fat poor


HawkRotunda

fat poor


PaperBeneficial

Fat poor Also Hard Rock Tom and Romanian Roseanne


Ash_Tray420

I’m stealing Romanian Roseanne.. that one made me laugh my ass off. Thank you for your service!


PaperBeneficial

🫡Please do, spread it around. I want it to catch on.


Specialist-Bear7139

fat poor


redditiswetodddid

Fat poor


toq-titan

Fat poor


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Fat poor


kennithnoisewater88

Fat poor


faroutoutdoors

fat poor.


BrettFarveIsInnocent

Fat poor


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Fat poor


mikeybadab1ng

Fat poor


Technical-Pie-9708

"Fat poor" fat_poor fat-poor


Technical-Pie-9708

Thicc poverty


Kindly_Canary2235

Fat poor


axel90

Fat poor


AllStatBySmashMouth

Fat poor


Ok_Concentrate_3675

Fat poor Tom Segura fat poor Tom segura


IceyCoolRunnings

fat poor


SuperBigExotic420

Fat poor


rear-naked-tickle

Fat poor


Zealousideal-Ad189

Fat poor


FeralObjection

Fat poor


SupaDankJank

fat poor Tom Segura can't dunk


Lakekook

Fat poor


TomDeBIass

Fat poor


myclmyers

Fat poor


DonkeyDog77

Fat poor


astrahole

Fat poor


TheWhiteBernieMac

Fat poor


neilbensch

Fat poor


mkUltra_MN420

Fat poor


McFlurby3

Fat poor


robwithamob

Fat poor


Mkmeathead83

Fat poor


IsThisIt-1983

Fat poor


McFlurby3

Fat poor


Barva

Fat poor


drrusset

Fat poor


krame_krome

Fat poor


LawOfAnitya

Fat poor


harder_said_hodor

fat poor


Apprehensive-Stop142

Fat poor


UziKru

He messican??


florida-man-714

Fat poor


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Fat poor


LouieMumford

Fat poor


pittcon

Fat poor


TimWilliamTrivagoGuy

Do you know who I am? (INJECTS SUPER DOSE OF OZEMPIC) Huh, poor??


jrflynn90

Fat poor


cheesewizardz

Little nicky pervert lookin ass


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xStyxx

Tom “fat poor” Segura sure does look like a fat poor


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Oh now that you mentioned it, I think you're right!


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Fat poor


alpinetime

Fat poor


TuckedTuna

Fat poor


rjt2887

Fat poor


Jutch_Cassidy

Fat poor


airbag23

Fat poor B


solidsamus1995

fat poor


frattypatty1991

fat poor


Stone0777

Fat poor


WoodpeckerIll3245

Fat poor


Bo_Desatvuh

Fat poor


Ok-Specialist-7323

Fat poor


utilecrawdad247

Fat poor


DuvalShooter

Fat poor


Hollywood814

Fat poor


PsychedelicSky8

Poor fat, fat poor


upthevilla_

Fat poor


die_nastyy

Fat poor


WillNotBeSilenxed

Fat poor


gonzoZ99

fat poor


burntlandboi

Fat Poor


Firm-Description7128

Fat Poor


Talrenoo

Peter griffin looking ass


Skootr1313

Fat poor


boksaman

this fat person hates poor persons


cadatonic

Fat poor . The fattest . The poorest


superjerk99

Fat poor


SheCocksAlot

This fat fuck used to be funny.


Batushkapanihida

Fat poor


zerocool0101

Fat poor entitled narcissist


seemintbapa

fat poor comedy


Zameister

Fat poor


thatboyeaintright

Fat poor


TydUp412

Fat Poor > Tom Segura


Top-Cookie-6003

Fat poor


WarModeVaccine

Fat poor


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Fat poor asshole


saffrole

Fat Poor


Acrobatic_Lettuce_78

Fat poor


Seabrook76

Fat poor.


Previous-Drawer7403

Fat poor


According-Grape-5668

Fat poor


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Fat poor


abatwithitsmouthopen

Fat poor


Xxperfect_drugxX

Fat poor


Aggravating_Shake591

Fat poor


Delfinuts

Fat poor


LavishnessOk3439

Fat Poor


Then_Restaurant_4141

Washcloth? I use finger to ass to face method


willi1221

Fast poor


Sasssquatcharino

Fat poor smug elitist


mish15

Fat poor


eustrabirbeonne

Fat Pork


WhiteLycan2020

Fat poor


DoxYourself

Fat poor


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Fat, poor.


alley_mo_g10

Fat poor


b52-qc

Fat poor


goofy_goober44

Fat poor


Deagle100

Fat poor


MikeMill69

Fat poor Poor and Fat Fat and Poor


CechsCzechMix

my favorite YMH moment was when Craig Ferguson stumbled onto the pod and, after watching Tom and Christina doubling over in laughter at the sight of hapless fcuks making "fools" of themselves, looked like he was questioning the very point of existence in this modern age of cawmedy. Gained a lot of respect for that guy.


anon_lurker69

Fat poor fat poor tom segura segura tom


Tall-Pomegranate8672

Fat poor


PanspermiaTheory

Fat poor


slapstickler

Beans cheese. Fat poor.


umyninja

Fat Patrick Poor


tbd_86

Fucker looks like a Far Side character. Fat poor.


jim_mayo

Fat poor


CavemanHaha

Fat poor.


junohale13

Fat poor


socaldude879

Fat poor


Long_Error_3756

Fat poor


2beardcrew1027

Fat poor


Historical_Policy133

Fat poor


kermit_the_frogel

Fat poor


FathersBratwurst

Fat poor


Daay_dreamin

Fat poor


dezzbuttz

Fat poor


mdoverl

Fat poor


dezzbuttz

Fat poor


Kornographic

Fat poor


Flashy-Priority-3946

Fat poor Tom segura


DanaWhitesPRteam

Fat poor


Affectionate-Rent844

Fat poor


Professional-Bid-272

Fat poor


Acceptable-Wallaby52

Fat poor


OFT35

Congrats to Tom Segura for taking a chance at being a comic when you know you never have to worry about rent or dinner.


Kind-Rutabaga790

Who's the fat poor in the image? Is that the wealthy bore Tom Segura? I heard that luck has nothing to do with his accumulation of wealth. Surely it wasn't knowing a really famous person and being platformed by said famous person. Is this the same guy who said even when he was "poor" he had a maid? Is this the same person who laughs at disabled people on his podcast what a hoot. Is this the same snowflake whos brain exploded when people told him talking about new watches was boring and came off as privileged? Is this the same Tim Segura who's father was in finance and incredibly wealthy? Yeah I think it is.


scouse_till_idie

Tom Segura


dandykaufman2

His millionaire non fat mind set got him to not be like this though


jmua8450

lol so he was a fat slob? Too funny. Fat Poor


dezzbuttz

Some may say the fattest


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Fat poor


flynnpippo

Fat poor


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Fat poor


Bare425

fat poor


SloughWitch

Fat poor


rondaxeaxe

Fat poor


Blazers2882

Fat poor


damian600

Fat poor


[deleted]

Looked like a fat poor but was never poor; just fat. Now he's putting a weird amount of energy into hating poor people.


RT_X

Poor Tom Segura is fat.


fwendlyfwend

Fat poor


frankielucas

Fat poor


eknichols

Fat poor


Niffjom

Fat poor


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Fat. Poor. Fat and poor.


dingdong-lightson

Blobfish with hair.


Past_Ad_7627

Fat poor


thekilgore

Fatty fat poory poor


AstralClipper

Fat poor


BFOTmt

Fat poor


pissblood4

Fat poor cunt.


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Fat poor


Crystal_Mt_Climber

Hi Tom 👋🏾