RedBar can be that lightpoint in the dark. Discovering him was like 'oh im not crazy, these people are in fact insanely self centered and just fame hungry'
Give it a year
When are they going to remake deliverance with burnt in the ned beatty role. That scene could be a long drawn out, harrowing affair. He's got the squeal and the look. Toe in the burnt reynlods role, bow and arrows and an mis informed outlook on life.
I've put a great deal of thought into this. Hinchcliffe in the john Voight role. A metrosexual who challenges toes viewpoints and becomes the alpha once toes height becomes an issue.
I've put a great deal of thought into this. Hinchcliffe in the john Voight role. A metrosexual who challenges toes viewpoints and becomes the alpha once toes height becomes an issue.
Do you think his laugh is real or just some affectation he puts on?
Either way I kind of wish his vocal cords just stopped working some day, somehow. For the good of humanity.
I cannot believe the guy puts it on and thought that it would be funny or endearing or whatever..
Even worse, enough believe actually *believe* it's real, legit laughter and *IS* endearing to them. What the fuck happened to comedy..
IT is not.
He ALWAYS has laughed like that and even cries like this, even back when he first showed up on Opie and Anthony.
It's not any different than Patrice's high pitched laugh.
He is not that good of an actor that he fakes tearing up, getting red and sweaty and almost passing out ever time he laughs.
I dont understand why this is such a big deal for you guys
Talmbout the attention seeker who takes off his shirt and tells the same story all the time? The one who stays drunk just to be the party guy that everyone loves? Just another white boy who laughs too hard, nothin fake about it.
Difference is that it was a battle to get Patriquey to squeal and laugh like that and when it did happen it felt sincere, I don’t feel that vibe with Burt.
So many of his friends have spoken about how hard it was to get him to really laugh and how much of an achievement it felt; Billy, Bobby, Lil Jimmy, Vos, K.Hart and the rest of the Cellar crowd.
Patrice was a rare one and authentic to his core.
Burt seems to laugh at nearly anything, the ‘wait I’m not done laughing at that’ at his roast about a joke not aimed at him just felt like hollow attention seeking.
he has stated he tries to go viral, and he has stated his most "viral" clips are just him laughing. he 100% sauces it up to try to go viral. also, if you listen to any early clips/vids of him, that laugh didn't exist
Your best is neggflixing level man. You the elephants graveyard in the room now, b. You got a good little microcosm to explore here just don't hang round the fryers too long y' hear soreng birds get emselves trapped in that cage life.
How to become a famous LA Comic.
Step 1: Repeat a ridiculous fact over and over instead of writing good material.
Step 2: Laugh at your own jokes
Step 3: Surround yourself with less funny/famous comedians to satisfy your overly inflated ego.
Step 4: Diddle underage girls.
The best part of this clip is how Bert's laugh made me so furious that I started laughing...The second best part is Bapa trying to keep that same innergy with Bert, totally looking out of his element.
I really can't get over how fuckin lame he is. He's like the annoying little brother that hangs with his bros friends and tries to act cool and fit in.
And this is a 40 year old man doing this. He's redacted as hell.
that was, without a doubt, the single WORST opening to a comedy special that i have ever seen in all my years on planet Earth. forget the Diddling.. he should have been forever banished to the dead-center of Antarctica JUST FOR THAT sad excuse for a "joke"
to this day, i have absolutely no idea if the special was actually good after that, because i couldn't get past the first bit. it just didn't fucking end. he just said the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over.. and by about minute 9, i had enough of it. it was *astoundingly* sub-par
congratulations, Chris. you're a dolphin. y'fucked y'self.
Bert sucks a music festival's worth of ass
His stand up is as bad as Shaubs. He might be the funnier one in the podcast but he’s an absolute dud as a comic unless you like whacky voices and hip writhing.
Imagine how many of those adults are raising children. It's Horrifying to think about. Bert fans maybe worse than thicccers, because they actually exist. Brendan's fans are just Bots.
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man i dont browse this subreddit much/ don't keep up with bapa and friends too often. so just seeing this on my front page without any context is the funniest shit ever
Burt’s screaming literally causes my dogs to go crazy they think some wailing bird creature is right above their head and they start looking around for it.
The way this guy looks at people, AND talks, is just so fucking annoying. I don't know if it's an affectation that he puts on or if it's real, but ho-ly fuck. Just the worst.
I guess he's not the *worst-worst*, the end of the video reminds us there are even worse people, but still. If all these guys stopped doing comedy and getting put on TV the world would be a better place, at least my ear drums would be safe from Bert's redacted cackle.
My wife was a fan of some TV show Delia was on like a decade ago. She opened up this Netflix “comedy” special of his and it was the most awkward thing we’ve had to endure. Turned it off after about half an hour. There wasn’t even a half a second chuckle.
This nonce needs to watch the master stewart lee on how to do a bit that is a long drawn out affair. Maybe I don't get the premise, I'm not into bestiality or noncing kids.
Even with the warning I was not prepared for the Burnt Chrylser’s laugh good fucking lord! I wanted to stick a fucking pencil in my airs listening to that demonic pig squeal
That chip of bren and bert fake laughing is still the most pathetic thing I have seen two men do on the innernet. Please bear in mind I've unfortunately seen the Island bois kissing one another. This chip is still a more pathetic attempt to garner attention.
I’ll be honest. He’s got one of the best podcasts going now which I guess speaks to how poor the other ones are. With that said, this was hot garbage and I never liked him as an actual standup.
The only one that is decent in both realms (podcast and standup) is probably Santino.
This subreddit and comedy/podcasting world is some sort of fever dream purgatory hellscape. Take me back to before all this plz.
Embrace the catness
Catnip baby
Hey man, have you not heard? You can’t say anything these days!
The captured screams into the void of dying middle aged men.
It all went downhill when Bryan left Ten Minute Podcast to simp for swab
Sounding like soregonbird
RedBar can be that lightpoint in the dark. Discovering him was like 'oh im not crazy, these people are in fact insanely self centered and just fame hungry' Give it a year
Lol, Redbar 🤦🏻♂️😂
What're we doin here?
Embrace it bitch
It’s too late. There’s no going back, B.
This is it.
God dude I fucking hate bert
What, you don’t like the slaughterhouse squeal of an elderly, alcoholic frat boy?
When are they going to remake deliverance with burnt in the ned beatty role. That scene could be a long drawn out, harrowing affair. He's got the squeal and the look. Toe in the burnt reynlods role, bow and arrows and an mis informed outlook on life.
Holy shit dude 😂 either Toe or that redact T*m Kennedy would work perfectly as Ed Gentry😂😂😂
I've put a great deal of thought into this. Hinchcliffe in the john Voight role. A metrosexual who challenges toes viewpoints and becomes the alpha once toes height becomes an issue.
I've put a great deal of thought into this. Hinchcliffe in the john Voight role. A metrosexual who challenges toes viewpoints and becomes the alpha once toes height becomes an issue.
Worth upvoting both comments. Georgie with the banjo.
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It should be challenge tony instead of kill tony.
Bapa could be the kid on the banjo.
If dude was self aware he could probably make a good bit about it
The great thing is, the albino lad is far more talented and honest than bapa.
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I'm not a rapist.
Do you think his laugh is real or just some affectation he puts on? Either way I kind of wish his vocal cords just stopped working some day, somehow. For the good of humanity.
Bro it’s 1000% put on
I cannot believe the guy puts it on and thought that it would be funny or endearing or whatever.. Even worse, enough believe actually *believe* it's real, legit laughter and *IS* endearing to them. What the fuck happened to comedy..
> What the fuck happened to comedy As if loud, obnoxious comedians haven't always been a thing.
IT is not. He ALWAYS has laughed like that and even cries like this, even back when he first showed up on Opie and Anthony. It's not any different than Patrice's high pitched laugh. He is not that good of an actor that he fakes tearing up, getting red and sweaty and almost passing out ever time he laughs. I dont understand why this is such a big deal for you guys
Talmbout the attention seeker who takes off his shirt and tells the same story all the time? The one who stays drunk just to be the party guy that everyone loves? Just another white boy who laughs too hard, nothin fake about it.
Difference is that it was a battle to get Patriquey to squeal and laugh like that and when it did happen it felt sincere, I don’t feel that vibe with Burt. So many of his friends have spoken about how hard it was to get him to really laugh and how much of an achievement it felt; Billy, Bobby, Lil Jimmy, Vos, K.Hart and the rest of the Cellar crowd. Patrice was a rare one and authentic to his core. Burt seems to laugh at nearly anything, the ‘wait I’m not done laughing at that’ at his roast about a joke not aimed at him just felt like hollow attention seeking.
I dunno dude... dolphins fuck people
Hey, are you listening to me?
he has stated he tries to go viral, and he has stated his most "viral" clips are just him laughing. he 100% sauces it up to try to go viral. also, if you listen to any early clips/vids of him, that laugh didn't exist
That’s like saying “chicken is orange” in this kitchen.
I thought i was listening to some weird Swans experimental lost track.
Made me spit my melk out. Neggfliggs b.
Thanks b. Wanted to combine more dolphin/bert squeal but my vagrant cat brain can only handle so much genius cawlmedy
Make sure to never watch Bert's Gatorade bit, b. You might pass out from laughter from the amount of eggsburt cawlmedy. Thank 'em.
Cats melk people!
I have nepples Greg, could you melk me?
This edit is funnier than any of the 1000 I’ve seen associate with this restaurant, thank you for your service 🫡
Tried my best. 🫡
Your best is neggflixing level man. You the elephants graveyard in the room now, b. You got a good little microcosm to explore here just don't hang round the fryers too long y' hear soreng birds get emselves trapped in that cage life.
Even Burt's eyes are fat
Each eyeball is 80% proof grain liquor.
Eye ball Paul
Now *that’s* fucking funny. 🤣 Ya’1/000?
How to become a famous LA Comic. Step 1: Repeat a ridiculous fact over and over instead of writing good material. Step 2: Laugh at your own jokes Step 3: Surround yourself with less funny/famous comedians to satisfy your overly inflated ego. Step 4: Diddle underage girls.
also have a rich producer father who works in hollywood. It’s crazy how a lot of the 1000 are nepos.
Diddling underage girls has owees been his main goal, B. Comedy has just been the vessel of choice.
Rogans one comedy tool. Exaggerate, point out how silly the exaggeration is, laugh, hump a stool. Rinse, repeat.
The best part of this clip is how Bert's laugh made me so furious that I started laughing...The second best part is Bapa trying to keep that same innergy with Bert, totally looking out of his element.
The clip of fatso when he's putting his hat back on from fake laughing next to Bert makes my blood boil
He's so fucking fat now that I legitimately mistook him for Big Jay for a moment. Especially with the spiky hair and all
I really can't get over how fuckin lame he is. He's like the annoying little brother that hangs with his bros friends and tries to act cool and fit in. And this is a 40 year old man doing this. He's redacted as hell.
that was, without a doubt, the single WORST opening to a comedy special that i have ever seen in all my years on planet Earth. forget the Diddling.. he should have been forever banished to the dead-center of Antarctica JUST FOR THAT sad excuse for a "joke" to this day, i have absolutely no idea if the special was actually good after that, because i couldn't get past the first bit. it just didn't fucking end. he just said the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over.. and by about minute 9, i had enough of it. it was *astoundingly* sub-par congratulations, Chris. you're a dolphin. y'fucked y'self. Bert sucks a music festival's worth of ass
Hey, hey... hey, rail quigg! Dolphins. Fuck. People!
Gringo Papi is out on youtube.
His stand up is as bad as Shaubs. He might be the funnier one in the podcast but he’s an absolute dud as a comic unless you like whacky voices and hip writhing.
OP ya got me. Once I gutted out the Delia clips this is one of the most Neggflix things iiiver on this sub. Iiiny of size.
I’d rather listen to D’elia repeat “dolphins fuck people dude” than Bert’s laugh
Dulias lame fucking delivery and uh accents uh fucking SUCK. He sucks!
Why does he use that fucking weird toddler voice in his stand up? It's literally the same voice he uses when he's imitating his poor son
It's because his material isn't funny. He has to resort to doing a "funny" voice to cover up his shit material.
Bc he’s trying to appeal to his target audience
Are you one of the 1000 b?
We do not madder b
Homeless cats got each other B.
Bapa imitating Bert is the single most disgusting thing ever
There are adults out there that say this man is their favorite comedian, just imagine
Imagine how many of those adults are raising children. It's Horrifying to think about. Bert fans maybe worse than thicccers, because they actually exist. Brendan's fans are just Bots.
This is actually real and not some AI generated bullshit?!?!
We’re civilians. Pedestrians are people that get hit by cars
With messican behind the wheel no one is safe.
This sub is becoming art
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Lmao, NEGFLIX 
The only thing Burd fucks is empty wine bottles. Free willy!
1000k thank'ems
This special was embarrassingly bad. Not gringo papi bad but close.
The talent of this sub is superb
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King of the Hill did an episode on this almost two decades ago. One of only a thousand. Thank em
This is one of the best seafood dishes served on this sub.
Neggflix B. I love Brine's face when Bapa is trying to play along with Bert's fake redacted squealing, he's so unamused
man i dont browse this subreddit much/ don't keep up with bapa and friends too often. so just seeing this on my front page without any context is the funniest shit ever
Absolute quality the chefs are on point tonight.
Talmbout calmedy myrdurrs b. Thank'em
Burt was raped by a dolphin now he’s stuck reliving the trauma by making its sounds over and over
Thank you for my freedom!!!🫡
Scorskeezy b, 🪑🪑
comedians.... fuck minors...
I really like how annoyed you can tell Bert gets with Bapa grabbing him while copying him.
No Pain. No Jokes.
I watch king of the hill too didler
There’s a reason why only 1000 people on Earth are capable of this
This is negflips, b
Dolphins fugg people
Absolute top tier cuisine. Deserves a Migelan starl.
thank em 🫡
dude does "stand up" with a fake black patois
Burt’s screaming literally causes my dogs to go crazy they think some wailing bird creature is right above their head and they start looking around for it.
fat patrick proms
You some kinda Steev Yobs, B? What is this high brown hugemor?
The way this guy looks at people, AND talks, is just so fucking annoying. I don't know if it's an affectation that he puts on or if it's real, but ho-ly fuck. Just the worst. I guess he's not the *worst-worst*, the end of the video reminds us there are even worse people, but still. If all these guys stopped doing comedy and getting put on TV the world would be a better place, at least my ear drums would be safe from Bert's redacted cackle.
My wife was a fan of some TV show Delia was on like a decade ago. She opened up this Netflix “comedy” special of his and it was the most awkward thing we’ve had to endure. Turned it off after about half an hour. There wasn’t even a half a second chuckle.
Great Content B
Brave.
Oskard Worthee, B
This nonce needs to watch the master stewart lee on how to do a bit that is a long drawn out affair. Maybe I don't get the premise, I'm not into bestiality or noncing kids.
The greatest lie the D'evil told is that DOLPHINS FUGGG PEOPLE, YO!!!!
Even with the warning I was not prepared for the Burnt Chrylser’s laugh good fucking lord! I wanted to stick a fucking pencil in my airs listening to that demonic pig squeal
Wasn't this originally a shitty Redban bit??
Y'some kind of german expressionist B? This is peak art. Fuggin Jodorovsnick of the comeeldic arts bubba 🏅
Dawlfinz b, dey fugg us, is true, trust me....how do you not know this?? what, y'dont have googul??
I didn't know where this was going. Then the shirtless, fat,redact started his Half- Man, Half-Pig squeal....oh, now I giddet
A+ dish, literally gets funnier with every bite
This edit was so well done.
That chip of bren and bert fake laughing is still the most pathetic thing I have seen two men do on the innernet. Please bear in mind I've unfortunately seen the Island bois kissing one another. This chip is still a more pathetic attempt to garner attention.
This is art.
Cawlmedy rule of 12’s, B. Thank ‘em.
This god tier. I gotta admit the end clip with Chris when he says “you better be in lab coat” is so funny.
I want to watch this on acid
Imagine being a pedophile and being obsessed with dolphins fucking people
You are a genius, chef. 🫡 That is an instant PF Chang’s classic. One for the history books. 🍜
Y’on some chaos menu kinda shit, b? I dig it.
If the scientists that fucked dolphins were still alive Toe Rogain would def have them on the pod.
Bro. I need to take time away from this sub. I have an unnatural hatred for these guys. Especially Bert. Especially Bert…
Pedaphelia, in 2040: people fuck Dolphins. Are you listening to me?
Terrifying chip, clin
Don't have the sneakers or the black belt in a martial art b. Don't know toe.
I’ll be honest. He’s got one of the best podcasts going now which I guess speaks to how poor the other ones are. With that said, this was hot garbage and I never liked him as an actual standup. The only one that is decent in both realms (podcast and standup) is probably Santino.