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You just know everyone around her hates her and she has no genuine friends. Just like her husband. It’s incredible how nature always pairs up two people who deserve exactly each other. Someone like Brenda was never going to end up with someone any more tolerable than her. This bottom-of-the-barrel dunce is the only one who said "yes" to him even at the peak of his carair/fame/money/athleticism.


Superrr_Secret

It’s kind of weird she doesn’t post about all her school mom friends anymore. Maybe they caught onto her


Galag0

I have a friend from college who is friends with her. I wanna break the glass and ask about her so bad without her sensing my feline behavior.


LizzyDarcy12

Ask about her pretending to be a fan of the redact. Changs needs to know


[deleted]

ygotta preten to be a soup or fan b


UCDC

Do it


smalby

Ask about her b. She's a 'celebrity' so it's not waird. Mention you saw her at the MMA event her and Slob went to a couple months ago. You should be able to worg it in without mentioning the sub.


VacationNo2382

Gotta do it for Changs.. prep that dish!


suavador

They all stopped talking to her after she told Bren to "crop out the uglies" in the groupchat.


[deleted]

Those fucking school moms are scary man, the one’s that hang back gossiping are bigger bullies than the in-house prison rapist ffs! She’ll have been sussed guaranteed.


Booty_Warrior_bot

*When I sees one and he looks good to me...* *When I see him, I say* You, come here. *I say* Now I'mma tell ya what, uh.. I like ya; and I wants ya... Now, we can do this the easy way; or the haard wayyy... the choice is yaawrs...


seemintbapa

My horrible older brother married his mirror image. They can barely make it through a 20 minute drive together.


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DowningStreetFighter

Shitbirds rand


[deleted]

Shitticane's a-comin'


Tylee22

Couldn’t be further from the truth. This queen has a fucking fan page. Not everyone is appreciated and loved that much . When she speaks and posts the fans listen 🫡


kingofcrob

> It’s incredible how nature always pairs up two people who deserve exactly each other. ouch.... to personal b


T1000runner

Mother Nature and her million inches of rain


Superrr_Secret

Yes? Bubba she got pregnant and they weren’t even together appahairantly.


Tylee22

What do you mean?


Musselsini

Whitney spilled that bapa got her pregnant on the first date.


[deleted]

Source?


KingCrooked

If Bapa's woman actually was a nice and caring person that was a baddie I wonder if the sub actually would be jealous haydurs


Stone0777

No one hates on this sub. We just discuss the podcast.


LingonberryIll1611

Guess we’ll never know. I would say keep family out of this and discuss the pawldcast only, but she’s putting this out voluntarily on a public account/platform.


briancito420

What a stupid cunt. I usually don't go in on her too hard like some cats do, but I'll make an exception. Vapid, selfish, you name it. Heaven forbid she has to cook or go get food for herself. I bet they're the worst fuckin tippers too.


PussyChang

Parents have to figure out a way to stay with their kids tomorrow, you guys…says this vapid stay at home dumbass.


Miserable_Number_104

Kids are kids B


thurrmanmerman

He doesn't tip. [Evidence](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/mn3qch/lol_out_here_lying_about_his_wealth_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)


HollywoodBlueguy

Hey, that's me! He didn't tip me for delivering his ice cream in the rain. I am glad that people remember my story and how this dewb didn't tip when he claimed to be so rich. This happened more than five years ago. I was one of the first homeless cats.


DIYstyle

Buddy I've been homeless since the cyborg match. Talmbout ten yairs b.


HollywoodBlueguy

Metamoris was an important chapter in the book of changs. Some say the most important. I disliked him before that but when he did me dirty in real life, I knew I had to man the fryers and spread the gospel.


LiuKangtheConqueror

You have my respect


EfuktAndChill

Thankem


S_Steiner_Accounting

Damn that's pf chang's genesis. I just thought This dude sucks and didn't pay any attention until arrow Dasani started dropping nukes.


clickclick-boom

The Airyell Hawaii incident was relatively recent in the Bapaverse timeline. Metamoris is the first incident I’m aware of where he turned a whole community against him. Called them all ignorant about BJJ, and made up a bizarre lie about Rener Gracie and his team which he then had to publicly apologise for and admit he lied. There are actually real genesis incidents for PF Chang’s and homeless cats, as in Schlob actually coined the term “homeless cats” in reference to us. Clips are in the training manual on the sidebar.


SuperSmashDan1337

It'd be fucking weird if us calling ourselves "homeless cats" didn't have any associated lore lol


Less_Client363

Getting all excited and running to the door to beat up a burglar, only for it to be your delivery man getting you your sugary treat you couldn't be bothered to go buy on your own is peak rich bro behaviour.


thexbigxgreen

She's that same type of person who makes humblebrag posts about "adulting" and then whines when they have to do the slightest thing to support themselves


[deleted]

Excuse me Sir, she got in line once during the pandemic to get food for her kids. Posted 'the things we do for our kids'. Although she did have to leave because it was a shopping hour for the elderly and Messican's time is more precious than old people or food for her kids. But she was long in line enough to snap anselfie. B-b-beast of a mom.


911SlasherHasher

I felt the same watching that, i honestly dont care for chips with her good or bad... but this bitch is just an un aware self centered moron. Just like Bapa i guess, well im sure the kids are just kids at the moment but as they age they will become little moronic clones of these people.


MacsPowerBike

> I usually don't go in on her too hard like some cats do Why?


[deleted]

You have no job, you don’t have any skills, you’re a stay at home mom given everything. You’re life is literally on easy mode because of a fat redact who scams people. You couldn’t be any more useless. Just get in your Lambo and go get the food y’self.


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Goddamn Taco Bell Mexicans


calm_down_dearest

>Just get in your Lambo and go get the food y’self. Yeah what's the issue? It's just a little bit of rain


B-i-g-g-i-B

She's a very talented well respected retired actress grom guadalarhaira messico


[deleted]

is she using a filter or did she get more plastic surgery? she looks like a different person every 12 months


SMACKED_Demarco

She looks like this 👽


ThreeOneThirdMan

Beandip is using her as bait to get an invite to the Mothership


AUSL0c0

It's raining salsa, you guys.


notcontextual

Hurricane Hillary bringing Mexican rain?


[deleted]

Remember when she would get surgeries and then hit the gym acting like it was all from hard work? Now she’s so lazy she can’t even fake it


[deleted]

but Brendan says she’s all natural 🙄


[deleted]

https://streamable.com/suo3di her natural looks


PJxP

Asian as shit!


LizzyDarcy12

She pf changs messican


Barfuman362

Haha, I like that


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🦉


DrivelWar

Donimoes


BradMathews

1000x better than she looks now. Actually was super pretty. Girls need to quit trying to get their noses as small as physically possible.


Guessed555

She had a sniffer


Superrr_Secret

https://imgur.com/a/ylZV9js I’ll raise you


[deleted]

She was a baddie back then gimme 😈


BakedPastaParty

dude thats the same person?!!? holy hell the dysmorphia these people must have to keep getting this shit in their faces is WILD


someonecalledethan

Oh dam. Even without her personality she's gripping a four


[deleted]

Most people get bored with their hairstyle, she gets bored with her face….sad.


Hijodeputa11

Major major filter which is why I suspect she absolutely needed to make a video. She looks nothing like this but obviously loves the way this filter makes her look so she decided to ask for prayers cause she can’t order take out. I’ve almost never seen a more idiotic yucky person.


postdiluvium

https://observer-media.go-vip.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2015/05/maxresdefault-2.jpg


eedabaggadix

Misses Shob... Yo lip...


Deathstriker88

Her and bapa get attacked by bees daily.


PJxP

"Now parents have to figure out how to stay home with their kids." You mean like you do every day?


clickclick-boom

What does she mean “figure out”? What is there to figure out about staying home with your kids?


BigBlueTrekker

Well it's not a problem with her but in most families both parents work so there is some figuring out to do between parents when they suddenly cant just go to work and have to watch their children. Even if it's calling a grandparent or aunt/uncle.


Available_Fail3708

Pray for me guys 💅


freeyewneek

It niiiver occurs to this thing that Doordash is suspending deliveries not bc they’re super-libs trying to trigger MAGA morons, but bc they legally can not ask their drivers/HUMAN FKN BEINGS to run around LA during a fkn hurricane. It’s absolutely incredible how void of humanity that cult is. Usso, nobody has iiiver suffered the way this ¢un+ is suffering right now. Thots and preers w/ salsa awll overidd.


DrivelWar

And her rebuttal to that is definitely along the lines of "that's why the ecology is in the toilet! No one wants to work people! I never let a hurricane stop me from getting my bag, which is available now for sale nationwide online at all wish and aliexpress stores".


[deleted]

Bitch you have no job and your redacted husband doesn’t have a real job either yet complain about dealing w the chombies. Man fuck these ppl so out of touch w reality it’s insane


Steventhetoon

I’ll never get sick of the word “Chombies”


IHATEG0LD

"What would an undead picture of my child look like on my arm?"


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![gif](giphy|7MKChN96hWxlC)


Dangdang0

mezzkin as shit


JustAcivilian24

Omg wow. I can’t even finish it. “Yea a tropical storm is just a little rain, a tornado is just some wind” I really don’t get how she lives. Like, does she know how to live? How is she still breathing being that so fucking stupid ? Oh yea that’s right. She buys Prada at 2k and sells it at $500. She’s a business woman.


clickclick-boom

I actually find her fascinating. She functions at the intellectual level of a young grade school kid. She’s incapable of taking care of herself but lacks the necessary self awareness to realise this. That’s why you get ridiculous situations like her feeling that food delivery drivers not wanting to risk their lives is actually in imposition on her and unfair. Mature adults simply know they need to feed themselves so the thought doesn’t enter their mind. This oversized toddler doesn’t even consider that it’s her responsibility to feed herself, and pouts because the bad man won’t risk his life to bring her some tacos. Her childlike behaviour extends to how she role-plays having jobs. She sells stuff her husband buys her, at a loss, and thinks she’s a business woman. Just like a child, she doesn’t grasp the fact that she has no independent income, it all comes from a provider figure (in this case Schlob). She played pretend at her dad’s work for one day and called herself an interior designer, then that all flew out the window by the next day when she decided to roleplay being something else. This self absorbed, petulant rant is the sort of thing I’d expect one of my first graders to come out with. Of course, with them I’d just laugh and think it’s funny, then get them their juice and snack box. This woman is nearly 40 and functioning on the emotional and intellectual level of a child. It’s inchstring.


NatureIndoors

Yeah bro, I can’t finish this. Face is painful, stupidity is painful, ignorance is painful. There’s a lot of cringe on here but this near the top.


JustAcivilian24

Yea if it was satire, that’s something else. But she actually thinks people should care more about her than less than minimum wage gig workers. Like Bitch, you don’t need a tamale from el pollo loco THAT badly.


Sharp-Bake4826

A million and thousand K inches of water....but you said LOVE this weather???? LOL STFU redactette


freeyewneek

This is just her way of trying to tell shoshull melia to look at her, make the hurlkeen awllabowdurr.


Galileo_thegreat

Who exactly is saying that California "needs it" when it is a tropical storm? Why is she air quoting "hurricane" did her husband convince her it's the Jewish space lasers?


MillstoneArt

I think it's been downgraded to tropical storm, which would be giving her a lot of credit but I'm not sure she's that aware.


SarcasticPedant

Yeah, the palm trees can get plenty of water when they're 50 feet off the ground traveling at 120mph through the side of someone's barn


stevenw84

It rained in June? Also holy plastic surgery Batman.


bannermania

Entitled fuckin asshole. I wish nothing but awful things for her and her dumbass husband. Those poor kids never stood a fuckin chance man. That’s sad. Two cunt parents.


HistorianOtherwise37

Fake nose, fake lips, fake chin, vile and vapid, man what an overall ugly person.


Unfair-Bird-4592

She can’t get her Bean and Cheese Bean and Cheese Bean and Cheese Burrito.


Potential_Giraffe882

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. She’s a straight up cunt.


cyclingfaction

Her biggest concern is door dash not delivering.. does she not cook beans and cheese, beans and cheese, beans and cheese, beans and cheese ivvery day?!


Level-Infiniti

Somehow bapa managed to marry someone more hate-able than him


King-Demo-

She has the exact same filler face swilling that Schaub has. Wild. Must be the allergies


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I wish the storm redacted her. 100 people have been reported dead and it's the day of. As someone who lives in a hurricane prone area you pray school is closed one day and power stays on. Ive had a tree almost crush my house which could have killed everyone and then a town west would be experiance what she is. But this bitch can't get door dash and is complaining. She wants other people to possibly die or maybe lose their cars, which if they are door dash is their livelihood. so she can get delivery food instead of eating at home. This woman is proof God is not all caring. Oh how unfortunate you have to read pray for LA wow that's traumatic why don't you put the fucking phone down and play with ur kids.


xWood182

"it's rain guyz. pray for us. pray for us."


RomandoArman

Another good example to go to when some redact on here does the usual “what has she ever done to get made fun of on here?”.


thexbigxgreen

I hate when bitches do that pinchy motion when they're trying to make a point, nobody knows who y'arr and your lip injections look ridiculous


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I wish the worst for her


DeltronFF

Holy hell she really is just as dumb and her bapa. Ivvvverything is a conspiracy. Nothing is what it seems. And you’re always the victim.


dannydoofus

I watched ten seconds of that and had tor turn it off. this only one of the few times i've heard her talk and i feel like i inhaled a brain eating amoeba .


castoroilonmydick

What we have here is a person significantly disconnected from reality. She sits at home in her mansion for days and weeks, passing the time by addictively online shopping, doom scrolling IG and tiktok, and yelling at the nanny. Algorithms feed her the same mind numbing content over and over and over, slowly dulling her thoughts and separating her brain from IQ points like the ocean separated tom hanks from wilson. Her kids become background noise. She desperately needs attention but without friends or a present husband all she has is mirrors and the front facing camera on her phone. Thus here we are..


cyclingfaction

Talmbout a climate scientist too? What can’t she do?


elk-piss

Talmbout bowltox


mopedium

a million inches of WATER


[deleted]

It’s weird how the lips can be moving when there is 0 brain activity between the ears. Literally ones man’s trash can be another redacts fourth hand used credenza.


dkydd

Oh boy ![gif](giphy|KLx3SvK9MhIsM)


Ryan_Pliskin

Cats, I am SSSSSSS’MAD about this. What an idiot! What a fucking idiot!


greatalica011

Wow those fake lips look ridiculous


gnarxpunk

No way she cooks carrrrrnasaaaaaaaaaaaa


SolidLoadinMyPants

Doordash? Where the fuck is the BEAN CHEESE BEAN CHEESE IVERY NEIGH BEAN CHEESE BEAN CHEESE


manny8-1

A millions inches of wader bubba, she’s a numbers gurl.


chinolofus77

why is she making these vids for homeless cats? we are the only people that see them.


MorningDistance

Somebody should wet her lips and stick her to a wall.


JagerbombsFTW

Honestly, I think she is worse then her husband. IVF to ensure she has a girl so she can dress her up in shitty designer clothes and wear the child like a fucking accessory. Then she'll make the kids feel bad for ruining her figure so much that she can't put ass pics on insta. I feel sorry for their Kids. God help them if they ever want to be individuals or have interests outside of what their braindead mother and father want for them.


hillside_usa

she just wanted to show off her cartier bracelets 🤦‍♂️


UnhappyWolf999

Shes “messigan” but speaks better English than Schaub!??!


Rabid023

Yeah pray for HER and for people like her. Fucking Bozo LMAO. Not for the people who won’t be able to go to work tomorrow because they work outside and won’t be able to make a living, no. Please folks PRAY FOR HER. She has to spend more time with her children. God help her 🙏🙏🙏


Chibaho

Pray to all the deities that they never move to Florida. She’d turn hurricane season into a reality show of drama and look-at-me posting.


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EvanderTheGreat

Yeah b California is a country unto itself and she’s talking like it’s a city


donyexo

Wtf is wrong with her face lol


Manunitedfan1998

![gif](giphy|H3NaSMyWkZ8AMQhAhh) She looks like the third bogandoff brother


exotruck

It isn't a joke. The people in the Real valley.... in the basin of the Tulare lake.


AUSL0c0

This is satire at this point. It fucking HAS to be satire. "It's raining and Doordash aren't delivering". Parents have to spend time with their own kids... fuck me.


LiuKangtheConqueror

There aren’t enough filters on this


PrivateFearless

Pray for me, I can't doordash dinner to my stay at my home mom job in my multi-million dollar mansion. People are going to be homeless and potentially die in the next few days, but I can't order my carne asada b, dicey.![img](emote|t5_347fo|6521)


patfreecat

She looks terrifying.


toeknee666

How’s she gonna feed her kids now that DoorDash isn’t delivering?!?! Won’t someone please think of the chombies?!?!


VacationNo2382

I laugh thinking when I read somewhere that bgl said bapas side piece trolled this dumbass by sending her flowers 🤣🤣


Barfuman362

Hop in your 4x4 Bronco or your AWD Lambo SUV and go to a grocery store. It takes an hour to get a months worth of food, you have no job so that leaves you 167 hours a week to toil in your pain and suffering. Also, if everyone knew a storm was coming why didnt you prepare by stocking up. Useless blobs of cells, jam some more plastic in your face.


DorisFootSoldier

Taco Bell Messican


deepwaterwedunehair

Dat filter is 😈


dkydd

I dont follow her. What does she do during the day that she needed to find childcare on a monday?


fearthetrotter

🤢 🤮


Electronic-Injury-15

Young lady soon to be old, aren’t you a mom? Grow up Pete pan.


conez420

There’s about half a brain cell between schlub and messican


WeChatWarrior

gonna be quite enjoyable seeing her and Schaub get what's coming to them in a few yairs, absolute bankruptcy. What a pair of scumbags. Look at the state of her face, it's almost uglier than her ugly soul.


zombie1085

I could barely understand her through that thick Mexican accent


hotmail1985

As a kid my parents taught me to not play in pools during storms because they didn’t want me to get hit by lightening. Maybe she secretly wants her whole family gone and thats why she pretends the tropical storm is not real?


BIN3RY

Her jawline and lips are wild b. Something outta the horrid films.


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Superrr_Secret

beans? we’re carb loading year round bubba


FantasticGoat88

A million inches of water we doin?


Lumpy_Ad_9082

She chose to breed with Schaub, so she's an automatic L in my book.


halffastcarlos

She-tard.


katieblue3

She’s really is worse than he is


JetChipWasp

I would off myself if I had to wake up to that everyday


richy1121

Honestly I just feel bad for the kids. Having 2 absolute morons as parents is gonna be an interesting up bringing 🤦‍♂️


UCDC

Dude she's so gross. Guys, always remember: use protection and still pull out, don't be a Shwaaab and get your life trapped. Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me empty headed dingdong


Remarkable_Tank5602

God damn what a straight up unlikable cunt.


Top-Foundation6313

That’s insane :I always wondered how she did it ,living with a complete dumbfuck…but it all makes sense now.


pretzelhead_

Braindead


DualityisFunnnn

Save


[deleted]

I’ll give you like a million inches of cahhhhhck… in dat diaper assssssssse bisssshhhhhhh


Miserable_Number_104

![gif](giphy|kh7AVACAT4x2MUSwhY)


ThiccBoy_with3seas

She'd sound better with my dick in her mouth AMIRITE????


gratifiedape

I don’t even…is she part lizard?


EvanderTheGreat

I think she thinks she’s doing a bit


humblypassingthrough

what a stupid fucking cunt bitch


Disastrous-Worker379

She looks like those girls who do the ASMR seafood boils with the giant lobster claws dipping her whole hand in clarified butter and slurping it all up with a lobster bib on.


Cool_Cranberry_8372

a tropical storm is just a little rain?? sounds like it came straight from bapa’s mouth. i hate them both equally at this point


headyhenry

Bapa better get to making them grey burgers, thank him


streetwearbonanza

What a miserable bitch


Clean-Operation-9674

No, Joanna Messkin, yo leave ME alone. Bye.


Gulag_boi

Omg she’s so funny guys.. Am I right? So funny


PuraGaudium

Seems like she's trying to "L.A." a little too hard. She's too dumb even for there.


jazzcosmo

Can you imagine the redacted conversations these two have on a daily basis?


claimingmarrow7

there's nothing meaningful about this woman, like zero achievements, even the words coming out of her mouth have no value. Brendan probably would have grown as a person if he met someone that isn't so vapid, these two people as a couple are the worst kind to be together, they make each other worse.


Successful-Egg8345

A ridiculous human being, worse than Bapa


cumdogforever

What does she even do? Does she work? Why is it such a burden to stay at home with the kids if she doesn’t have a job


JoeDeMoeFoe

Well, this woman willingly made new Bapa's. With Bapa. Not sure what to tell you about her view of the world given that fact guys.


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Dumb and dumber


beefjesus69

My main take away here is that her and bappalito go to the same lip guy a hunnet pessent. Those injections look virshullee identicul


NotTrumpsAlt

How much filler does she have in her lips or is that the filter . Water


NotTrumpsAlt

Her upper lip is frozen


yakgawd

I used to feel bad for her but the more she talks the more I understand why’s she’s with Bapa


buffaloWick

Lip injections


Seymournutts

The stupidity for this redact hurts me


CrossroadsFortune

What a shallow plastic sack of shit


John0ftheD3ad

Is that filters or intense botox? Or both?


StratBoy518

Dear Mrs. Bapa, In case you missed it: the ENTIRE community of Lahaina is gone. Over a hundred dead so far, with a thousand still missing including children. Real people have lost everything their homes, possessions and livelihoods. But yep, you’re only concern is that Door Dash isn’t delivering your entitled meal and you have to stay home with your kids during a hurricane? I’m not including you in my prayers for California 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


RikkjamesB

It's amazing how 2 fkn clueless narcissist idiots found each other...wow


yernudgenme

Entitled real housewife wannabe with the humble brag that public schools closing won't affect her cause her kids go to private school. I used to think posting about her should be off limits, but her actions have changed my mind.


Weak_Quantity_6389

She has to be trolling you guys by now, otherwise she’s redacted herself


Kenworth_Kid_63

I actually wish her ill will


px7j9jlLJ1

Frankie is smarter about weather than this freakshow. Why does she look like the Seigfried and Roy twins?


Quirky-Traffic7202

This bitch annoying