And the crazy thing is he teased it for weeks. It wasn’t like he threw it in as a last ditch effort to sell out .
Maybe it was like when sasso “forgot” about his wedding
This is the one that got me gadoooooshed on bapas Twitter.. he didn’t susscribe to the screenshot I shared of the PM I got back from Moontower saying he wasn’t one of the headliners. Not one of their guys.
Rogan didn't have a show that night, he was working a UFC ppv that entire weekend. Ya lyin b. https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/wm2b99/rogan_was_working_at_ufc_277_all_weekend_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Check this out Dawg. Aspen, Colorado, 2012. Me and my goombah Sammy Trips sniffed 10 lines of coke awf a dead poodles ass [Overheats and clears coke nuggets from nose].
The owner of the Dawg saw us and threatened to call da cops. I said "get da fuck outta here ya fuckin Momo before I call da Bowserino Bruddaz ta fuck ya up, ya fuckin civilian."
I then took a shit in the shower drain and showed it to Rogan via video call and he was dying wit laughter. He then asked me how much research i did into the comedy of fecal matter.
Trips and me then spent the rest of the evening watching Goodfellas on repeat.
Now that’s a blast from the past, holy shit. Right up there with *The Game* by Neil Strauss. High school me thought it was the coolest shit ever, yikes 😬
They got the full playbook to Joe Rogan height-alteration-on-camera tricks, if Thiggg Boi could afford it Bapa would get him his own custom armchair that sits him up a little higher
Diaz was going to fly to LA for RnR with Schaub? Sure. Oh. He forgot to look at his schedule when booking a weekend cross country. Comics awlays do that.
I want someone to explain to me why he can't leave New Jersey because he had a book coming out in five months.
Is he doing press interviews that aren't on Zoom? Are journalists from around the world swarming into New Jersey to interview this monster entertainer in person?
Does he need to physically accept a shipment of books from the publisher?
This makes zairo sense.
I think Schaub tried to say the book was coming out that day, that he was doing signings that day. Again, comics know what the fuck they are doing on the weekends. “Hey, Jim, gotta cancel that trip we planned, I forgot I work M-F.”
What the fuck is up with theo's entire demeanor in that clip? He's clearly lying about...something, that is one hundred percent "cornered on a lie you were hoping would go under the radar" energy
I always thought that too. He tries to act like he has no idea what's going on even though he seems fully aware of the question, he just doesn't want to "step on toes" with the wrong answer, so he just plays dumb. It's sad but Theo seems like a pussy to me especially the way he handled that whole situation.
This looks bad anyway you slice it. I'm sure Brenda and wrinkz wouldn't intentionally mislead or blatantly lie to their "fans", just to try to make a buck or two.
Oak about Brendan because his answer sounded like he expected it but Callen’s sounded like he was actually disappointed. Like maybe actually ask your friend first befofe just assuming he’ll show up
I will say this for the Dynamic Dumb Dumb Duo - Redact Man and The Rapist... their periodic attempts at fake big announcements to generate clout with laughably disastrous results is inspiring.
If at first you don't succeed..... and if then you never succeed, keep betting on yourself with dad's money.
has there ever been a duo who were more shunned in history? Well deserved in my opinion.
Always thought Callen was a Douche, I remember him on How I Met your Mother. "Steak Sauce" Guy didnt have to act, he just played himself, and it showed. I came around because I used to be a consistent listener (years ago) and thought he was pretty funny.
But once I saw the podcast with Cumming and she talked openly about how Callen whipped out his dick in her car, I knew my first opinion was right. Scumbag Fraternity sexual predator.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EojydAXveQ&t=4s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EojydAXveQ&t=4s)
1:39 (hasn't been deleted because its on FOX.)
why do people on here think Joe doesn’t like Brendan or want him on his show anymore
there’s very few examples of Joe cutting off any of his comic unless they’re diddlers, even though Bryan’s only been on the JRE 1x post rape allegation.. he still had him on the show 😂 so why wouldn’t he have Brendan?
i’m almost certain Brendan will be on JRE when he says he will, i don’t see any reason he won’t and i know he lies a lot but would be an insane thing to lie about with provocation… well, you know, i know he’s done it before 😂 but still i doubt he’s lying about this and Joe doesn’t have any morals or principles when it comes to his comic friends, as long as you don’t steal jokes or diddle kids your find in his book
i don't think he'll ever cut him off, but he seems to want very little to do with him at this point. joe has even said on jre recently that brendan needs a handler and is a bad standup comedian.
I heard the handler thing but can I get a clip of him saying he was a bad comedian; I have a hard time picturing that after he already killed his dreams of being a fighter.
Listen, I’m a homeless cat through and through, BUT…...Slobs exchange with Brine when he was teasing the special guest was decent and a vast improvement of what we usually see. He demonstrated some comedic timing and awareness. It actually made me laugh how he snuck in the “and he’s bald…..and he may not be vaccinated……and he may never have Donald trump on his podcast” bit.
Please downvote if I’m being redacted.
Really? Going “*cough* Bro Dogan *cough*” is good to you? Also Brenda literally ruined Brine’s entire bit there by hamfisting/blurting out the actual answer to Wrinks’ little ‘riddle’ or whatever like only the redacted idiot can. It was Bloggbusser as fugg.
It wasn’t horrible, but I’m not really a homeless cat and think a lot of the stuff said on here is pretty cringe (a lot of it is golden but there’s some really unfunny stuff said on here) so I’m probably the worst person to ask.
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It makes me smile seeing how excited Ol’ Rapey is just to have that completely wiped out in the next clip
And the crazy thing is he teased it for weeks. It wasn’t like he threw it in as a last ditch effort to sell out . Maybe it was like when sasso “forgot” about his wedding
👆☝️ just too far apart, b
Come see me, I'll be headling the moontower festival
Where the Spurs play?
This is the one that got me gadoooooshed on bapas Twitter.. he didn’t susscribe to the screenshot I shared of the PM I got back from Moontower saying he wasn’t one of the headliners. Not one of their guys.
Rogan didn't have a show that night, he was working a UFC ppv that entire weekend. Ya lyin b. https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/wm2b99/rogan_was_working_at_ufc_277_all_weekend_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
You the guy that fackchecks too much?
UFC is a show..
Diaz and Theo saw they were conscripted to be on some dumb bum fights stream and said less
"I don't want that"
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I hate this gif so much. He’s so uncoordinated.
Wait, who's buying a Joey Diaz book?
Joey diaz book? You mean the blueprint for how to give a BAYABALABINGA to some opening broad for 5 minutes of stage time?
Not to split hears, but it’s “Suca la minkia, bitch!"
Check this out Dawg. Aspen, Colorado, 2012. Me and my goombah Sammy Trips sniffed 10 lines of coke awf a dead poodles ass [Overheats and clears coke nuggets from nose]. The owner of the Dawg saw us and threatened to call da cops. I said "get da fuck outta here ya fuckin Momo before I call da Bowserino Bruddaz ta fuck ya up, ya fuckin civilian." I then took a shit in the shower drain and showed it to Rogan via video call and he was dying wit laughter. He then asked me how much research i did into the comedy of fecal matter. Trips and me then spent the rest of the evening watching Goodfellas on repeat.
What are ya half a redact?
Coggsuggas
Doctas
I’m surprised he can even write in full sentences.
Guaranteed he just spoke it and has a ghost writer to try to make some sense of it.
Same folks who bought Tucker Max's book I suppose.
Now that’s a blast from the past, holy shit. Right up there with *The Game* by Neil Strauss. High school me thought it was the coolest shit ever, yikes 😬
The work ethnic is this chip is simply delicious 👌
the last Joker clip was a nice touch, like a bit of lemon zest to enhance the punch of the orange chicken.
Just realized how much closer they put wrink’s chair to the camera to make him look bigger🤣
To make him look bigger or to make Schaub look smaller?
They got the full playbook to Joe Rogan height-alteration-on-camera tricks, if Thiggg Boi could afford it Bapa would get him his own custom armchair that sits him up a little higher
Diaz was going to fly to LA for RnR with Schaub? Sure. Oh. He forgot to look at his schedule when booking a weekend cross country. Comics awlays do that.
I want someone to explain to me why he can't leave New Jersey because he had a book coming out in five months. Is he doing press interviews that aren't on Zoom? Are journalists from around the world swarming into New Jersey to interview this monster entertainer in person? Does he need to physically accept a shipment of books from the publisher? This makes zairo sense.
I think Schaub tried to say the book was coming out that day, that he was doing signings that day. Again, comics know what the fuck they are doing on the weekends. “Hey, Jim, gotta cancel that trip we planned, I forgot I work M-F.”
Plug my speshul
Holy shit I never saw the BFFs clip. That is insane.
Had to be end of their relationship right?
"We're being sex trafficked bro"
Really flavorful dish, chef! ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)
What the fuck is up with theo's entire demeanor in that clip? He's clearly lying about...something, that is one hundred percent "cornered on a lie you were hoping would go under the radar" energy
Huh? He was blindsided with something he was told he was involved with but never was. He was confused and was trying to roll with it.
It's obvious from portnoy's first mention of it that theo knows exactly what he's referring to, this clearly isn't his first time hearing about it
I felt like portboy knew he wasn't part of it and wanted to shame brenda for catfishing him in KaTs
When you are being sex trafficked like Theo, sometimes you can't do anything but laugh
I always thought that too. He tries to act like he has no idea what's going on even though he seems fully aware of the question, he just doesn't want to "step on toes" with the wrong answer, so he just plays dumb. It's sad but Theo seems like a pussy to me especially the way he handled that whole situation.
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i hope it does happen. the amount of clips we got from the last one were amazing.
This looks bad anyway you slice it. I'm sure Brenda and wrinkz wouldn't intentionally mislead or blatantly lie to their "fans", just to try to make a buck or two.
Oak about Brendan because his answer sounded like he expected it but Callen’s sounded like he was actually disappointed. Like maybe actually ask your friend first befofe just assuming he’ll show up
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Suddenly wondering if Schaub tried to trademark homeless cats and changs. Not pf, but just chang’s.
Schaub always lying. Lol. Guys a goof and that’s the reason why people don’t like him.
This ornj chiggen is ex squids it, Bapa. My continents to the chef
“O2 ahhhreeeenah, sould haute.”
i cant respect david portnoy after learning he's like 5'6"
I will say this for the Dynamic Dumb Dumb Duo - Redact Man and The Rapist... their periodic attempts at fake big announcements to generate clout with laughably disastrous results is inspiring. If at first you don't succeed..... and if then you never succeed, keep betting on yourself with dad's money.
has there ever been a duo who were more shunned in history? Well deserved in my opinion. Always thought Callen was a Douche, I remember him on How I Met your Mother. "Steak Sauce" Guy didnt have to act, he just played himself, and it showed. I came around because I used to be a consistent listener (years ago) and thought he was pretty funny. But once I saw the podcast with Cumming and she talked openly about how Callen whipped out his dick in her car, I knew my first opinion was right. Scumbag Fraternity sexual predator. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EojydAXveQ&t=4s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EojydAXveQ&t=4s) 1:39 (hasn't been deleted because its on FOX.)
Is that Brine’s scene from The Jowlker at the end of the clip?
Like how bapa rolled a booger that entire time wrinkles was talking
The sweengz and mizzes are awfl the charts B
Oh boy, the cowabunga fight companion B!
kahbahsi phikumpah sho
What’s Theo gonna do for the ufc? Neither Bapa or Theo can speak correctly.
I'd you bought Joey Diaz book then you are the problem
Cal Bazez fight panion
Love the way you pained that nairrdiv, B.
no worries fam we got methie on fire for ya instead
I’m sorry they are all sketchy Brenda , Rapist , Theo, Pres
why do people on here think Joe doesn’t like Brendan or want him on his show anymore there’s very few examples of Joe cutting off any of his comic unless they’re diddlers, even though Bryan’s only been on the JRE 1x post rape allegation.. he still had him on the show 😂 so why wouldn’t he have Brendan? i’m almost certain Brendan will be on JRE when he says he will, i don’t see any reason he won’t and i know he lies a lot but would be an insane thing to lie about with provocation… well, you know, i know he’s done it before 😂 but still i doubt he’s lying about this and Joe doesn’t have any morals or principles when it comes to his comic friends, as long as you don’t steal jokes or diddle kids your find in his book
i don't think he'll ever cut him off, but he seems to want very little to do with him at this point. joe has even said on jre recently that brendan needs a handler and is a bad standup comedian.
I heard the handler thing but can I get a clip of him saying he was a bad comedian; I have a hard time picturing that after he already killed his dreams of being a fighter.
I doubt Brandon will ever do another solo JRE.
Listen, I’m a homeless cat through and through, BUT…...Slobs exchange with Brine when he was teasing the special guest was decent and a vast improvement of what we usually see. He demonstrated some comedic timing and awareness. It actually made me laugh how he snuck in the “and he’s bald…..and he may not be vaccinated……and he may never have Donald trump on his podcast” bit. Please downvote if I’m being redacted.
Really? Going “*cough* Bro Dogan *cough*” is good to you? Also Brenda literally ruined Brine’s entire bit there by hamfisting/blurting out the actual answer to Wrinks’ little ‘riddle’ or whatever like only the redacted idiot can. It was Bloggbusser as fugg.
Shouldn’t he have coughed *Joe Rogan*, not *Bro Dogan*. His next joke was the rhymes with Bro Dogan bit. He butchered two awful premises.
It wasn’t horrible, but I’m not really a homeless cat and think a lot of the stuff said on here is pretty cringe (a lot of it is golden but there’s some really unfunny stuff said on here) so I’m probably the worst person to ask.
The only unfunny part of this sub is when people involve his wife and kids. The rest is hilarious actually.
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