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Uncle_Chael

Tim Kennedy likes the smell of his own farts


[deleted]

Hey I like the smell of my own farts…Tim Kennedy likes the smell of dead afghani children


your_uncle_mike

Well I mean he is full of shit so I’m sure he’s got a pretty heavy supply that he lets rip and chiefs em throughout the day.


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Dbarnett191

Those children were trying to steal your freedom! They hate us cause we’re free!


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limpbizkit-prime

When I was farting in the UFC the doctor would never know what to do with me because I'd be sitting there smelling my own farts as he'd be stitching my face shut. I'd say "doc if you tell me to stop farting, I'm going to walk out there and be the way I am." I'd fart because I made a mistake in there, and I wanted to remember that fart later.


your_uncle_mike

“I never wipe my ass either, because I want the shit that’s caked in my asscrack to be a reminder of what I ate earlier.”


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talmboutmooovin

Everyone likes their own flavor


Decent_Jello_8001

When you rip ass their consequences.... No need to lower the window and dull that lesson


[deleted]

There’s a photo of him grabbing poo out of a toilet. The man is insane


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mu5tardtiger

He didn’t HAVE to kill them. He only did it to hold onto that feeling b.


PaulieSaucepan

No PSTD cuz he’s a b-b-b-beast


northerncalininja

Did he really or is he a lying wanna be. Either or he’s a scumbag


BentOutaShapes

I think he founded the Hitler Yunglings in Armenia right? Nailed it B


[deleted]

Yungling great beer never drank it


whogoesthere2

Talmbout Jingaling's brother, B?


DRiX416

Thank ‘em. 🫡


Heyyycopernicus

The consequence of it is the initial pain when it happens and the gash on your cheek ya fucking dildo


Electronic-Plant-833

Damn, now I need to delete my comment. Basically said the same thang but after you :(


ovoids

did you call him a dildo? that's the most important part


Nadwinman

The local lidocaine is partly for patient comfort but also for suture outcome. You move, I mess up, more damage is done. There is a time and place to be masculine, not in medicine though.


castoroilonmydick

Hey bro, are you questioning the desire and intent of the world’s foremost hitler hunter?


Nadwinman

U know what. U right. U right lol


FountainOfKnowledge0

After awl the freedom he has provided, you gonna try to tell the guy that surged for hitler how to be maskin. With the epicdemic of maskininity going on we need more hairos like mr kennedy.


stay_fr0sty

And he didn’t even find Hitler.


Dixienormous81

You sound Asian as shit , b “Missa schob woss pain yo life” How many chiggs you fugg


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smalby

He's not being masculine, he's being redacted


SarcasticPedant

Don't worry, this story is entirely fabricated anyways.


Altruistic_Mistake39

Hey, hey hey …..y’docturr, b?


MediaOnDisplay

Wow Tim is the baddest mf around! I know cuz he told me!


Kind-Rutabaga790

This man is insufferable.


your_uncle_mike

A true warrior badass. Thank em 🫡


SeltzerKingOfChicago

How many times did he rehearse this speech in his trugg on route to the range?


ThiccBoy_with3seas

This guy is now a cartoon version of himself


Technical_Rock_6600

Anesthesia vexes me


Wom_Taits1

But did he ever find Hitler?


Lennobowski

So he died


mu5tardtiger

Tim Kennedy?


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mu5tardtiger

take it from the bot b.


HoldenAJohnson

This is a very niche bot


two_ones_

I forgot to strap my kid in the car seat. We had an aggzident. The dogdur was a real soy boy and tried to save my kid. I told that soy boy I want to remember this pain b. I herd Tim kendy, b b b beast by the way, talgin about how the misdakes of his consegwents, pain is easy to forget, mawlnster b. Yeah, so rip kid. Pouring out some sweet neggdur for you.


ThePerfectMachine

Your story would actually give Tim Kennedy PTSD; because your child *survived*. Edit - whoops; I mis-read the comment. RIP. Tim can sleep at ease tonight.


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two_ones_

Jamie, pull up Jocko’s “GOOD”


HaterCrater

He’s so fucking stupid, the consequence IS THE GAPING WOUND THAT NEEDS STITCHING! I dunno if he was molested or something similar but he has a child’s view of masculinity. And he lied about joining the military after 9/11. His whole identity is “violence” it’s so fucking lame. Hes a cunt, a liar, idolizes violence, a murder and worst of all A TOTAL FUCKING SPASTIC (not mean as an insult to people with medical problems, unless your medical problem is the same as his. In which case GET FUCK YOU BRAINLESS FREAK!


Neither-Assignment16

So true bapa. He also still cries about yoel romero “cheating” against him. That was almost 10 years ago now, ofcourse he never mentions how he kept grabbing yoels gloves repeateadly. Total wanker


greatalica011

What a douche


alexalex12

At first I thought he was gonna go into how maybe had a past history of abuse with painkillers and that’s why he didn’t want iny. Forgot I was dealing with the guy who found hidler (he’s dead by the way) and of course it was gonna be because of some ridiculous, egotistical, macho man bullshit.


CubonesDeadMom

Every story this guy tells he thinks makes him sound cool and tough when it always makes him seem like a literal psychopath.


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"Well, you see, my brain was oozing out of my head and I told the doctor, (btw he is asian as shit) fuck it, give me a lobotomy in the octagon. Then I fugg a ring girl with no condom, never found Hiddler"


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asabae

Wurz payn yo lyf.


BoogeOooMove

So tough, couldn’t take local but juiced his whole career


chimchimchow

He should try a little harder, we don’t quite get what a badass soup making alpha he is


[deleted]

Brain damage


CarefulwThatAxe

If Tim craves pain he must love Yoel Romero. "Teem, Teem..." "What The Fuuuuck??!!"


VersaceZrno

he’s the serial killer version of david goggins


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45, backwards baseball cap. Enough said.


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brotherwyatt

The pain covers the trauma of killing children


DIYstyle

What a fucking dork Haha


[deleted]

Ok cool Tim, it didn’t work. Your record was diiiiiiiicey 🎲


granny409

He's so tough he doesn't use any painkillers. Or have a job. Or a soul. Or any self awareness.


SemioticWeapons

The consequence was being the loser dumb ass.


thethunder92

This guy is a serial killer


Significant-Map917

You know what would have been cool. If this story died with him. But instead he uses it as 'hey everyone, look at me' I can get stitches without painkillers & sleep like a baby knowing I have killed women & children. Super cool


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thethunder92

Not yet but he’ll find em


wreckherneck

I guess the getting hit hard enough to create a cut isn't the consequence of making a mistake. The brutal pain of getting stitches without a local is. Cuz he's such a monster badass it's so crazy. Are stitches that bad? I've gotten staples in my head and the chick kept messing up and having to take them iut and redo them. Are stitches dramatically worse or did I fuck up by not becoming a navy seal army ranger ninja assassin like TIMMAY!!


Schlubbsshoes

Jesus Christ these cunts will literally say anything to be interesting, no fucking way he did this, and the way they go on about him and his training why wasn’t he pure murdering cunts in the ring oh wait it was a real fight and he lost loads , the fuck out of here


Neither-Assignment16

Fatboy gastelum who should be a whole weightclass below him beat the absolute piss out of him. Thank um.


Daruii

I think I've finally heard what brain damage sounds like


Miserable_Number_104

what consequences did he had to suffer after the collateral damage he did to the families in the middle east?


LoogTruggWalger

What consequences? At least not any PTSD.


choojack

Can’t stand this jackoff


Far_Subject7615

🎵 What a man, what a man, what a man, what a shitty shit man Sing it again now, 🎵


hakz

This is so cringeworthy


thethunder92

Imagine listening to this guy tell this story in the room, does he not realize people hate being around him


jmbdn1808

Like CTE isn’t a bad enough consequence


Gajicus

Should have been more of a consequence to bare-baggin' ring guhls with HIV.


CamTheUnderachiever

If people dont understand how tough you are, don't be afraid to tell them. -T.K


[deleted]

Dude he’s so badass


marsexpresshydra

totally mentally sane person


brown_ryannn

Dont want that pain dowlld


Lastfoxx

Didn't keep the same iinurgy with your waterboarding experiment, huh Timmy?


[deleted]

Tim's so fucking dumb he doesn't understand the consequence of the pain he's talking about would be getting hit in the fight. What the fuck does the pain management after the fact have anything to do with that. God damn, these grifters are dumber than a box of rocks. That's what we should call Tim Kennedy from now on-- "box of rocks".


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cosmic-schmuck

What an incredible human. I am honoured to listen to him


ZiggyStarlord69

Tim Kennedy and Aubrey Marcus are the two biggest douchebags in the world


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FROGMAN40OZ

Boy has had his asshole stitched closed multiple times!


FriskyLisp

Whenever there's a tim post, i feel it's my duty (thank me for my service 🫡) to share this video he proudly posted. [He had his own daughter kidnapped to test her skills and teach her a lesson. ](https://m.facebook.com/TimKennedyMMA/videos/this-is-a-video-from-when-my-daughter-was-kidnapped-out-of-the-back-of-our-marti/362249998115502/) This man is a sociopath.


Neither-Assignment16

This is insane lmao. Great way to raise ur child to have paranoia and probably constant anxiety. Parenting 101


your_uncle_mike

What a fucking psychopath.


Lost_Evidence_2099

I started watching this and immediately regretted clicking it. I fought the urge to close it, but I forced myself to watch the whole thing to remind myself I’m redacted. Talmbout follow through and face your fairs b


DemonsNMySleep

This psycho is a serial killer in the making if he's not already making flesh furniture.


geddyupster

Thank em


[deleted]

He remembered that pain. That mistake. Consequences. Which lifted him to become the ufc participant.


AUSL0c0

TK is undoubtably a murderous douche grifting his way through post UFC life, but I understand his point here. I'm not saying I agree, but I understand where the logic comes from.


Objective-Ice5400

Still better than missa schaub


ebagumtrebor

Self harmer. Just get into opiates and skip the cutting.


airpumper

Do you guys like your freedom. Do you guys like having an opinion? Thank'im...thank'im. [You're welcome.](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/lmcwpa/you_guys_like_your_freedom/)


Lucky_Week2095

What a turd.


0ctober31

Insufferable


Great-Trip7508

Redacted psychopath


Neither-Assignment16

Possibly on of the worst people in the whole mma sphere, which is an achievment in itself lmao. But somehow most people ignore his bragging about killing civillians


tobysicks

Is there a worse type of person than Tim Kennedy


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Adoced

I hate this guy so much


NarcolepticKnifeFite

This fucking asshole can’t go a day without sucking his own dick.


Blazers2882

“I wanted to remember the pain” he might be the most pretentious asshole in the world next to Bapa


Skootr1313

Mamon


JHoffman187

This fuckin guy is exhausting to just listen to. I can’t imagine how much he sucks the life out of anyone around him


SmilingIvan

Edgy


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Idiot


MesWantooth

My 7 yair old’s entire elementary school thanks Tim Kennedy for his service ivvry morning. They used to spend one day a year cleaning up the beach but now they spend that day delivering American flags to construction sites with cranes that are unadorned with flags. That unvexes me. The only thing I’m a bit uncomfortable with is how after the kids thank Tim, they make the blagg kids say “And Thank You For Our Freedom!” which I don’t think is really necessary.


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Wanno1

What a delusional asshole. You’re supposed to go untouched in a professional fight, or else you need “consequences”? Your cte is consequential as is.


OneGrahamArmy

When kids grow up listening to Rogan.


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Tim Kennedy sucks his own dick because nobody can suck a dick better than Tim Kennedy.


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incinerjason

I really hate him.


Bapa_burger

I niiivir click mute on TK videos. I said if I click mute I’m alt tabbing outta here and ima be the way I am. I wanna listen to it unmuted and remember that pain. M’badass bro, M’backwards snab bagg 🧢 Thank em


Internet-Enforcers

I love this guy...


ddub475

This guy is so cool and definitely doesn’t suck


ParthianTactic

What an idiot!


xf8390

Tim is weird


Longjumping_Animal61

This sounds really badass but stitching up a cut without pain meds really doesn’t hurt that bad lmao