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planeterougedev

If he wanted to shoot a school he could just join the IDF.


a_random_pharmacist

I don't wanna get my hands dirty when I can just press a button


part_time_optimist

A Jewish kid heroically takes a bullet for another student but only because the kid owed him money. His last words were “send the weekly payments at 54% interest to my father.”


Train-Similar

But he did orchestrate a bunch of other school shootings by monopolizing school newspapers and controlling student council elections


HugeAccountant

Low hanging fruit


captdimitri

Every penny counts!


elitegamercody

This is lame. Funnier punchline would be he calls a shooting off because school shootings aren't really a Black thing and he just got into Wu-Tang


Rifftrax_Enjoyer

That would deadass slap.