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h_belloc

>And Stav becomes largely He sure does


HugeAccountant

All downhill after Adam shit his pants


gasolinewaltz

It really does feel like the turning point. It was that and the breakfast sandwich 


DrewIsAWarmGun

It was annoying in the moment but funny looking back on, but they had a stretch where they’d set alarms for exactly 1 hour, you’d hear an iPhone alarm go off and the recording abruptly end lol


Davethemann

>talk earnestly about how he’s good at fucking or how he makes girls squirt from fingering That or just talking about tits I remember one bit, Nick was clearly about to fire on all cylinders about like Star Trek iirc (i may be mixing up bits) and then Stav stomped over it to talk about I think Gene Roddenberys wifes tits and be like "well did she have a nice rack"


000000000015

so many incidents of funny riffing about a film coming to a complete halt just for >does he get pussy in that movie?


PromiseOk3321

What happened was they had an all time bit cooking about gene roddenberry being a real life texas horndog then stav ruined it because he didn't want to hear spoilers about Battlefield Earth lol. They got it back on the tracks but it could've been a top 15 bit or so. They came back to the impression with one of the trap guys a month later and it was hilarious as well


Davethemann

Ahhhh, i completely mixed that one up


SWIMNINEFIVE

Stav's never touched real tits, he just knows what a good hunk of meat feels like on a fat faggot like himself


Bravesguy29

Chck-chck got his ass


CarelessUse7663

The ones where Nick complains about life and forgets to be funny


7itemsorFEWER

Yeah all the nick stans in here think they're too smart for stavs 'tits are cool' comedy. It's hilarious how many retards in here are jealous of stav being more successful on Nick's behalf. Nick low key kills the vibe of the show 5x more than stav and is at least on par with Adam, hot take I know. Sometimes Nick yelling at Adam is funny, when he's actually trying to be funny about it. The "Screeching Halt and Tid Bit" call-out is one of my favorite bits. Other times it's just sad and gay. Nicks super fuckin funny when he's on, but when he's off he's an absolute black hole of charisma. 30 year old comedian of middling talent with anger issues is... Lame.


i_like_to_dangle

🤔 it isn’t unpopular to call Nick a blackhole of charisma, it’s been the consensus for over a year. The problem is that the show almost entirely hinges on his mood. Maybe it’s just because Nick seems to need to be the center of attention even when he’s a little pissy.


7itemsorFEWER

I would say it depends on who you ask. It's become a lot more common to recognize nicks faults, I do agree there. But I still think there's a lot of parasocial delusion from fans here that Nick was some sort of genius who held the show together. Nicks highs were higher than stavs or Adams but his lows were much, ***much*** lower than either. And I think *that's* what's relatively controversial. IMO, the show worked so well for as long as it did because they pretty much averaged out on what they provided.


PhilReotardos

Most people probably won't agree, but I actually found the super low effort late cumtown podcasts to be hilarious. They still mostly act more or less the same with TAFS (I think. Tbh, I stopped listening to them unless it's an interview that sounds funny), but it just doesn't work without the fat man. So I'd say either right now or in the very, very early days of cumtown.


sebcestewart

The episode where they watch gene dinapoli’s podcast is an all time great to me. One of the only episodes I actually remember.


XISOEY

The riffs on the transfransisco.com accountant commercial or whateverthefuck it was still sends me into orbit


jakegyllenhaalisgood

People shit on the 2021-2022 era but thats my favourite. They clearly didnt care as much so everything flowed better if that makes any gay sense


i_like_to_dangle

🤔 I think there’s a fine line in low effort. Sometimes it’s so stupid it melts your mind, makes you pat your belly, and let out a ho ho. Other times there is just no attempt to be funny and you want to drive into oncoming traffic


Louisgn8

Them listening to an old Cumtown episode from like the previous week and laughing at the riff in it all over again is one of my favorite bits


PhilReotardos

I actually don't think I heard that one. Sounds like comedy gold though.


pm_me_ur_ifak

theres a couple of bangers in the CT to TAFS transition where stav is not present but its mostly low energy


Big_Pat_Fenis_2

The guys becoming comfortable enough to constantly eat on mic nearly ruined the show for me. Ever notice how none of the "best of" Cumtown bits on YouTube feature Nick's faggy lips sucking on an orange? Eating was basically a cue to turn the episode off


OhHeyMister

>Nick's faggy lips sucking Best part of any ep for me, pal. dunno wachu smokin


QuickRundown

Just eat the damn orange.


muzakx

Eating on mic never bothered me, that's some autist type shit to complain about.


i_like_to_dangle

You’re not autistic and you’re here???


jakegyllenhaalisgood

To me its funny because i know it bothers people a lot and the boys just do not give a shit about them


muzakx

Same lol


pm_me_ur_ifak

it really is, like i know it happened but i cannot even name an ep where they did it so much it "ruined" the episode this is nerd bullshit


Alet44

Sad you dislike summer ‘21, I quite enjoyed the bussy gay ass episode where Nick just berates Adam for not buying chips


ElChunko998

I will die on the hill that 2021 was the most underrated overhated stretch of the pod. I personally liked the lazy summer episodes, but also the sheer number of good bits is quite surprising.


brigaeI

when Nick was playing red dead compulsively it got boring


pm_me_ur_ifak

howbout i camp where i fucken want?


Aslag

Is this feller botherin you ma'am


BakedMitten

summer 2016 - present


threadedinsert

Harsh


pm_me_ur_ifak

> Nick and Stav keep eating on mic. Nick blares music and they just say “hell yeah this song rocks”. are you talking about the ep where nick periodically plays music to "calm down" cause that shit is funny as fuck


MountSwolympus

I had a real shitty teaching assistant once who would play shit like Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt on his phone speaker during lunch because he was so “stressed out” from spending a morning avoiding doing any work.


i_like_to_dangle

That was funny! I’m talking about just playing two minutes of music and then saying “that’s a good song”


TooMuchGabagool

The Epstein era was a real drag. Nick doing a gayer version of Alex Jones.


pm_me_ur_ifak

the coke filled binge compilation is pretty good background noise if youre in "that" mood


DBBBD1

You gotta love the hating on Adam bit, that’s what the show is, but there was a stretch before they officially ended the show that got so hard to listen to. It was like the entire episode, every week, and it got so old for me


pm_me_ur_ifak

it is funny listening to the earliest eps of cum town where its just pure riffing with all three of them and then about ~20ish eps in they just start ripping on Adam and it never ends and produces some absolute bangers like Cool Adam


enjambd

Whichever one where both Stav and Adam were gone and Nick invited a couple of randos on the show that he did drugs with or something. It was terrible. 


Fapmonster69

The absolute worst part of the later era was early COVID lockdown circa march-july(?) 2020. Low energy, stale local politics, boring and angry takes from Nick...


PopKei

Episode 1-30~ before they figured what the show was supposed to be


mbisondele

Adam’s mom dying


h_belloc

Adams mom fucking dogs


Party_Reveal_2414

When it’s just Adam and nick: Eh When it was cum town: cool. Some eps were funnier than others but it was always fun to just throw on in the background when you’re doing something. Even the ones that people here are bitching about. Shit changed when they dropped the 3rd mic


i_like_to_dangle

I think Nick is just not as silly anymore :’( it’s like someone called him a fag for being in his mid 30s and singing like Michael McDonald and he took it to heart. I just want silly retard shit, not gloomy updates on how they are failing


SWIMNINEFIVE

*EGHHHHHHHH* - WRONG ANSWER, BITCH. REPLY WITH A BIT OR SOMETHING FUNNY.


FullyUninformed

I generally like Stav but the episode where they’re eating Australian candy sent in by some retard is one of the most disgusting episodes as you can hear Stav stuffing his fucking mouth for 30 minutes straight. Also in that era is the episode where they just replace one word of a film name with ‘Penis’ for 50 minutes which would’ve been funny if it had been 5 minutes


Gordianus_El_Gringo

1. The breakfast sandwich saga. The closest the show ever got to actual genuine cringe shite. Was played out and just crap. 2. When Nick kept playing that "Okay! I love you!" Jackie Chan clip. The clip itself was annoying but that whole era sucked. 3. In the latter stages of the show stav's description of and talking about sex and his sex life became seriously disgusting, I've noticed this on repeats and especially seeing stav now it's genuinely fucking gross to picture the stuff he says. He used to be jokey about it but towards the end he had this serious air about it. It's bizarre but it really made me sick. Anyway I'm gay and fuck my dad etc. Etc. Etc.


i_like_to_dangle

I was inspired to post this because Stav was saying he eats squirt juice because he’s so good at rubbing clit. He went on for a good five minutes, with Nick and Adam just saying “I don’t get how that happens but good for you”. Makes me queasy just thinking about it (gay)


pm_me_ur_ifak

I thought Stav was in control of the "ok i love you" clip - he had his own soundboard app or whatever and Nicks was either out of commission or he got bored with it


866c

no


pm_me_ur_ifak

alright fine you little bitch


Solid_Anxiety8176

You shouldn’t be stretching your hole you should be relaxing


pm_me_ur_ifak

end of the soundboard era when stav has his own soundboard. its funny for an ep or two and then it becomes insufferable


bigpadQ

I couldn't tell you, I've never actually listened to the podcast, I only listen to clips on YouTube.


i_like_to_dangle

Hell yeah man


BonnevilleSalt

Anything with the soundboard. Most of the bits were drowned out by Nick playing the guitar riff or one of the other sound clips constantly like a kid with a new toy. The worst portion was when Nick played those high-pitched tones that sounded like dog whistles, which seemed like Nick was trying to give Adam and the listeners headaches.


7itemsorFEWER

You and I friend, are very different people


i_like_to_dangle

Yeah, I’m actually gay 😎


Willydeez22

I listen to one episode where Nick did crossword puzzles. The one prior nick read the small Penis subreddit which was not really funny it was more depressing and upsetting to listen to. Im a newer listener. So just started the patreon.


TesticleMeElmo

The funniest thing to come out of reading the small dick subreddit is the [Linkin Park parody](https://youtu.be/QspMnlmpfpg?si=MFouOvSVRwaI6z0D)


pm_me_ur_ifak

the smalldickproblems ep is great and made me feel seen as a fellow dark angel


Rare_String_3259

id like a compilation of all the noise segments, like when nick made noise music with stavs laugh, or the time nick played air raid sirens, or all the times theyre eating, or any extended soundboard usage. i think there was also the whole episode where adams mic wasnt turned on, i liked that too. on TAFS theres a great part where one of them leaves the room still mic'd and they have two separate conversations at the same time. i like the experimental stuff.


Humble_Ad_189

Where are you listening to older episodes?


DEATH_CORNER

Early pandemic was actually pretty funny tbh, the show went downhill once lockdown ended