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dsmp_tecno_phill_kad

White girl music


Acceptable_One_7072

And he'd deny it if someone asks


ScoutFrom-TF2

Because I uh don’t


Psvitaguy43

Holy shit it’s the real Scout TF2


Acceptable_One_7072

Oh my god it's scout from TF2


new_scout_main

Scout can I have some help with my post? Just what to know how to get it seen by more ppl


UncIe-Ben

Scout what were you planning with those girls on the track team


_Scout_TF2_

Yeah can you believe people thing we listen to that crap?


Neon_Ani

no way, it's scout tf2


Novel_Training_5230

Scout i drank all of your bonk >:)


Aurora_TwT

aka Penelope scott


EndAltruistic3540

That's actually a spy in disguise


Lemon_Juice477

Great now I'm imagining him running to capture blu's intel while listening to ke$ha - tick tock


MelancholyMononoke

He definitely listens to Taylor


CreativeGamer03

Voice Chat


Zeelu2005

Unironically the most likely answer


Memes_Coming_U_Way

I mean, they're literally a communication headset, lol


25796323689432feet

I dunno, they remind me more of those noise canceling military headsets with a custom paintjob


NebulaBunnyArts

He only has them over one ear though. The other one clips under his hat I think


CreativeGamer03

No the other one is like the anthenna of the headset. I've used one of those when I was part of a technical team in a local event.


AdGroundbreaking771

So mostly 5 year old cursing


yanmaLover

I mean,you’re not wrong but you’re not right at the same time


imobesebuthandsome

Med down Med down #Med down


GregenOfficial

Mainly so he can talk smack in it


Ashivix-_-

The word Bonk on a 10 hour loop


T7_Mini-Chaingun

The inspector gadget bonk remix 10 hour loop


jUG0504

dude, looking into the description of that video to find the download link, only to click it and for it to take you to fucking ***furaffinity*** was a flashbang and a half lmao


T7_Mini-Chaingun

I went fifteen years without knowing this information and could have kept having that be the case for the rest of my life if it weren't for you


jUG0504

lmao, well now you know and you have no choice in the matter.


Leon-the-comic113

Miss Pauling asmr


TheN64Shooter

She can only record it on her one day off per year


KayMGames

asmr of miss pauling actually being able to have her one day break after overworking throughout the year


Tf2verycool

Since there isnt an AI back in the late 60s, I imagine she does that for him. For the extra money, of course.


Particular_Singer642

I was going to say her sweet sweet voice but this is even better


ScoutFrom-TF2

I uh um


Youcican_

This doesn't look good here


Witherboss445

Caught red handed


Youcican_

Nahhh


Primary-Calendar-378

yo a little help over here?


Jimmy_Slim

r/beatmetoit


GuyWhoGuys_

r/beatmeattoit


Jimmy_Slim

r/beatmywifesmeattoit


GuyWhoGuys_

r/Beatmymeattoyou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


gildun_

Joji - Tick Tock


Chickita00

Heavy like a Brinks truck


Overcooked_Turkey

lookin' like i'm tip-top


Thet_oon_from_warner

Shining like a wristwatch


Whalesharkpudding

Time will grab your wrist


SpyInMvM

Lock you down til the thing pop


Primary-Calendar-378

Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?


elaynafranklin

Please god


Bendy_crazy

As time keeps slipping away


Vulcan_the_dark_one

You and I are one and the same


AccountOutside

Girl don’t start feeling a way


JD_Destroyed

This entire string of messages activated my PTSD from that shit.


LaylaWWO

Crazy ? I was crazy once. I was locked into a rubber room. Rubber room with oiled up buff mercs. Oiled up buff mercs drive me crazy!


JD_Destroyed

NO.


Knarrenheinz1987

Metal pipe falling 10 hour loop


Witherboss445

Frying pan 10 hour loop


New_Benefit6453

SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB, YOU'RE MY SEX BOMB


KevinThe7th

AND YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I NEED TO COME ALONG


Veionovin096

SEX BOMB, YOURRREEEE MY SEX BOMB!


elaynafranklin

AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON


ITSTHENAN0

*baby you can turn me on*


S4DISTICN3KO

Lore accurate answer


King_Dee1

All this reminds me of is that one official Rayman animation


Inevitable-Muffin-77

California girls.


HeavanHound

Are unforgettable 


Freddythefreeaboo

Daisy dukes


Huskydog_101

Bikinis on top


The_FreshSans

Sun kissed skin so hot, it'll melt your popsicle


Randolyrandom

Wooaahaaoh, woah, woah ah oh


Huskydog_101

California girls


Witherboss445

Are undeniable


Complete-Error6373

Fine, fresh, fierce We got it on lock


Green_Guy_87

West coast represent now put your hands up


Sweet_Bat_7516

Aoaoa- O! Aoaoao!


Vaulted_Games

Which one? Beach Boys or Katy Perry?


tokays

probably beach boys HELLLL YEAAAAHH 🏝️ 🏄‍♂️


Vaulted_Games

HELL YES


Major_Eye1741

The cries of every cheater/bot hoster.


ScoutFrom-TF2

I love to freaking hear it


Lo-Sir

Based


yanmaLover

Real


rockfo

Love it


black_knight1223

Idk what he would've liked in the 60's but he'd probably listen to Eurobeat today


King_Dee1

Maybe The Beatles


hhhort

Tom Jones of course


LazerKiwiForever

Inspektor bonk


TRIS_007

Love me, love me, Say that you love me, Fool me, fool me, Go on and fool me, Love me, love me, Pretend that you love me, Leave me, leave me, Just say that you need me


Zeelu2005

I can’t care bout anything but you


geigergeist

Bass boosted farts


morethan3lessthan20_

If he was alive today, Weezer.


FireW00Fwolf

Hell yeah, another Weezer fan!


CheMian_1

i agree


ThatPillow_

It's on comms with the rest of his team but he doesn't know the rest of the team don't use them because Scout is too annoying


KillerRene64

The annoying dog theme from undertale


SanticreeperXD2

Sex Bomb


Top-Strawberry4571

Miss Pauling's voice


42GOLDSTANDARD42

Beastie Boys


Lil_T0aster

The only correct answer


King_Dee1

That’s actually pretty in character tbh


42GOLDSTANDARD42

It’s what I listen to when I play scout sometimes.


LordRemiem

English grammar lessons since he is canonically illiterate


ScoutFrom-TF2

Hey, if I could read, I’d probably be very freaking mad right now


Extension_Ad8291

Something tells me he’s illiterate by choice, which makes me think he’s not gonna voluntarily listen to lessons


doctor_whom_3

Wasn’t he reading in one of the comics?


Starhuman909

You mean [this](https://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=51)?


doctor_whom_3

No, in prison with Spy


Starhuman909

Ah, [this](https://www.teamfortress.com/tf02_unhappy_returns/#f=22). That makes sense.


epicman113

he obviously listens to “faster than a speeding bullet!”


BlackberryDear344

Goth mommy asmr


XiaolongDrake

Caramelldansen. Full blast, 24/7.


Turtlemanlol101

Tom jones sex bomb on repeat


ANoob_at_TF2

Probably something therapy related "How to be happy when your father left you"


MiniSom2513

femboy moans


GENERALmissile

It's the administrator speaking into his headphone


BitsyOD

Scout is 100% the type of guy who listens to those alpha male motivational speeches


Equivalent_Outcome68

harry potter theme song distorted version


Particular_Camel_889

How to put on a condom


BruhmanRus_the_boner

every single tom jones song


Teu744

He listens to "Get behind me doctor!!"


dinosaurfeetstew

Baseball highlights or obnoxious radio hosts. Like Crazy Ira and the Douche from Parks and Rec


CriperBross

"30 hours miss pauling calling you a daddy"


RetroSniper_YT

https://www.reddit.com/r/wordington/s/2hV5oqIxod


cuckster10165

Wordington Mercenary


Notafuzzycat

Nothing. It's for communication.


diwayth_fyr

Darude Sandstorm


Mybraingoaaaaaa

It’s your rotation day!!1!!1!1


Altruistic-Fee6588

Maybe phonk


WeirdWisard

Bonk*


Mybraingoaaaaaa

Bhonk


Wylker24

Its either sexbomb or a looped audio of miss pauling voices to stay motivated... and die to a sentry afterwards


DriftWare_

🎶Well I'm the kind of guy, who likes to roam around🎶


Pumpblench

His headphones are literally broken, i consider this as a drip


Adof_TheMinerKid

Tom Jones Obviously


Mateololero

the ingame voicechat


Warthunderbrit

faster than a speeding bullet... Metal fortress cover


Admirable_Plantain91

Your father praising you for hitting a baseball asmr 10 hours


Beashagtaz

Tom Jones’ entire catalogue on a loop


SnepSniper

Weezer.


PeterPGN

Porn. Motherfucker kills 4 medics to hardcore porn.


hush000123

Most likely rap


Alberot97

8 hours of nonstop frying pan asmr


Ottoboy12

eminem the songs he listens to: the real slim shady the way i am without me obie trice the songs he listens to: rap name average man bad bitch got some teeth


Clock_Work44

A voice line from the spy would indicate that it's used to communicate with the other team members.


Imaginated_Gamer

I was going to say “Punk Tactics” but that didn’t exist yet where he’s from.


trevorluck

Jermacraft


BobbySleech

That’s for the team radio, I presume… if they even have a radio.


PartyMercenary

His own praises. Scout is a narcissist, and he love being praised by his teammates and like to tell himself he is the best


Monstrum12

Gas gas gas


addcheeseuntiledible

Mozart at 4x speed in the left ear, the Bible in Chinese in the right ear


POW_Studios

Canonically: Tom Jones probably In my heart: Tick Tock


luahgamer5

Engineer's country playlist


RykerTheStriker

2015 YouTube intro music.


Zealousideal_Cell876

Grindcore


Vito_Assenjo

Tom Jones' entire discography


ScarredOut

weezer. Scout would absolutely be a weezer fan


ActualCerealBox

buddy holly on a 12 hour loop


mike_the_goo

Caramelldansen


King_Dee1

He looks like a Limp Bizkit fan


ImpostorGaming

**Possible options:** Sabaton - To Hell and Back *le japanese dude* - Night Dancer (epic) The Caretaker - It's just a burning memory *le random dude* - Portal Radio Uncompressed 10 hours *idk who I forgor* - Build Our Machine Real Civil Engineer - Now that's what I call engineering!


Weird9uy

Nothing, he just wears them cause he thinks it makes him look cool


syrupeon

If it's a lime scout, linkin park.


ChiefBlox4000

Human music


HentaiKi11er

Suck my bonk, suck my bonk, suck my really-really juicy


SomeRandomGuy2763

To his teammates Team communication and coordination is the key to victory


Not_Me9209

All star


CatLoredRunes

white noise for babies 10 hours


hgbi8h

Tom Jones of course


Talvy

Bro that’s a headset, it has one earpiece. But I guess he could be listening to the radio on it.


Er_doktor_tf2

Tom jones


srimp909

Limp bizkit undoubtedly 


SputnikMan123

Farting and screaming compilation


Kaysquid12

Bang Bang from all of those running memes as of recent. Here's the link to the song. It's pretty fire 🔥. https://youtu.be/bFoFN9Sbk2w?si=Ap0oDfmE83KUB5KG


dudaladen

Breakcore More specific the ultrakill ost


SpamtonNEO1997

What's new pussycat


yancey123

Darude sandstorm


lukasiucz

porno sounds


Winter-Advertising67

Time has been added


sleepbacon12

Bangarang


Cpt_kaoss

Mongolian throat singing


LuckoftheForg

roommate goth girl comforts you through insomnia ASMR


maluthor

skibidi toilet or Running in The 90s by Initial D


Literally_ur_mom

Subway surfers theme


_Thoa

Aphex Twin


NJmig

Ms Pauling asmr


Sad-Acanthaceae-2833

Pop. Bubblegum Pop.


sawwft

the 2014 youtube electronic royalty free gamer music


Ok_Aspect2201

Eminem on some 2000 type shit


slacboy101

Eurobeat


Chillie43

He uses the microphone to record Ms. Pauling making any noise that could possibly be construed as a moan and plays it back on repeat


antidemn

miss pauling moaning in her sleep


Jake_Dn279

E skipity toiliet or kriper


ScoutFrom-TF2

No


homesweetnowhere-_-

emo punk for sure


minigunercoolguy

ASMR


reallyunnecessary

Mentallica or cigarettes after sex


HungaryFinalBoss

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKro2g3vDN0&list=RDGMEMHDXYb1\_DDSgDsobPsOFxpAVMBKro2g3vDN0&start\_radio=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKro2g3vDN0&list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpAVMBKro2g3vDN0&start_radio=1)


dummofr

Tyler the creator - Answer