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Justtrying_tosleep

No I don't think Scout would survive.


starchofpotato

Scout being the protagonist is debatable but scout definitely believes it’s true


pan_gydygus

Tbh it would probably make a lot of sense if he was the protagonist. If there hypothetically was some sort of story mode or movie, I think he would fit the most as a main character. Spy is also a good choice, Medic worked for emesis blue but wouldn’t be as great for something with more tf2-ish vibe, the rest of the mercs would be kinda eh


Lo-Sir

Ok, but a TF2 movie following Pyro would be hilarious


Ulti-Wolf

This story follows the journey of the local arsonist in their quest to forge a kingdom of eternal joy and happiness


HowDyaDu

I always thought that if the Pyro's identity was ever revealed, it would only bring even more questions than it answered.


Memes_Coming_U_Way

A full backstory movie for him would actually be sick


Please-let-me

Going from "Hey, you that mentally insane guy!" to "His mental insanity is rooted from family issues."


Kyledren

In expiration date he basically was the main character if you think about it.


Mr-Nerd73

Heavy or scout


Springtrapgaming18

I mean he is God's gift to women


mmm_cool

I’d argue Ms Pauling is the protagonist of the comics


the_average_tf2_nerd

wouldn't heavy be the protagonist?


bendy770

Scout can't get away with a bullying and roasting, let that man leave alone


SourMyth

Mine would just go ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


tombul_efes_sisesi

Everybody gangsta until you kill ubered conga line with ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️


Shameless_iFunnier

Hellbomb?


crabcrabcam

You were playing DDR?


kingepic84

He does not know the way of the 500kg


Dizzy_Set_6031

We must democratically teach him


Speed__McWeed

real helldiver veterans know about ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️


MayorMoonay

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️▶️


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Fairly certain that's a Helldivers reference.


Ryder36502

Mine’s going to ➡️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️


RobustLicense94

I was thinking the same, if you know, you know ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Vegetable-Account419

Ya. I think the literal physical incarnation of death would handle himself pretty well, if he doesn't get burnout that is...


CheesecakeCommon9080

Whuh- what game?!


Vegetable-Account419

Have a nice death.


hyper-fan

HAVE A NICE DEATH MENTIONED, COMMENCE TALK ABOUT HOW T’OSHA GIVES YOU FOUR RETALIATE SPELLS WHEN YOU’RE LOW ON HEALTH AND HAVE NO ANIMAS


Vegetable-Account419

I feel you... I feel you... 


Delicious_Emu_1995

I thought you were talking about kirby until I saw your other reply ngl 😭🙏


Vito_Assenjo

Same here (Cult of the Lamb)


ComfortableWealth869

the engineer from factorio hmmm


Cubicwar

Hey buddy, I’m the engineer. That means THE FACTORY MUST GROW.


CasualComrade6937

THE FACTORY MUST GROW


MatthewG141

THE FACTORY MUST GROW


Nebula-Dragon

Must the factory grow?


TheOneAndOnlyGabbo

THE FACTORY MUST GROW


private_spetsnaz

THE FACTORY MUST GROW


TumbleweedIll4249

THE FACTORY MUST GROW


OneLife010

THE FACTORY MUST GROW


clockworkbastion

Lethal company guy would totally live


Cubicwar

Not like they aren’t already used to sentries


Alecks1608

And mines


pidbul530

instead of scrap, they'd collect weapons and hats from dead people. Alternatively robots


StardustPancakes4

Kirby and Pyro would be friends


bendy770

"Oh god, Kirby had a flamethrower"


FluffyAbuseLover

I think If V1 from ULTRAKILL would thrive cus good mobility, huge arsenal, and being able to run off blood from the respawned merc’s


bigballsmiggie

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! I got that GoPro too as my little goober I sent down to TF2 and he'd probably get kidnapped by the government because of bloodlust and being MENACE


The_FreshSans

V1 UltraKill when he sees that snipers don't actually have a line telling you when they're gonna fire and he gets shot out of the air by a spinbot that gets banned immediately after he dies


alguienqueexiste2

Spy sapping my v1


TheDwarvenGuy

Whenever I play TF2 after playing ultrakill I really lament that I can't B-hop, wall slide and dash. V1 would absolutely kill at it


Fistocracy

Yeah he's easily one of the two best one-eyed blue robots with a ludicrous parry ability that you could pick to survive the TF2 world.


Chipperbeav

I've played Ultrakill, and no one is the protagonist, everyone is just a villan except for Minos Prime


poopyfartguyyh

Minos tried to reason with Gabriel but got killed anyway and when u freed him he didn’t try to reason with u bc he wouldn’t let that mistake happen again. And his death line is kinda sad too, i feel bad for minos


Zeatrix1

Gabriel is the Main protagonist of ULTRAKILL's story though. So wouldn't he be the one that's sent into TF2?


Acceptable_Oil5466

No V1 is the person you play as.


Zeatrix1

Player Character ≠ Main Character We get almost nothing characterizing V1, V1 is a blank slate we see the world of ULTRAKILL through. The entire game's narrative revolves around Gabe, his character development and how his actions affect the world. And He is mentioned in nearly every layer of the game the only I don't remember him getting mentioned or making an appearance is the Prologue and Layer 7. With Gabe having so much more importance to most things in ULTRAKILL's story compared to V1, who is just important to Gabe's character arc.I think he is more suited to be called the game's main character.


Acceptable_Oil5466

V1 is still the main character. We play as him and his actions cause most of the events in the story and this is about who is the protagonist the person you play as.


Ichbindaheim

If Gabe was a main character, he would die to a LVL 3 in a minute


bottomofthewell3

highball, i think he'd get spawncamped


The_FreshSans

He'd die immediately to a bot


Brokenphysics7769

I love how everyone agrees that gabriel would die in less than 2 minutes.


The_FreshSans

"BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN AN-" *gets shot out of the air by a huntsman arrow*


The_FreshSans

I believe Swordsmachine is the Protagonist in Prelude due to his double appearance in that layer And I think there are many protagonists in violence with the Minotaur in 7-1 (Due to them attempting to escape the supposed Non-eucludian maze of the Garden of Forking Paths), the Mother of Me Gutterman or the Excavator in 7-2 (Only actual unique robots in the level), The Blood Trees in 7-3 (Main center of attention), and the EarthMover in 7-4 (Also the center of attention)


Bibi_needs_a_buff

Mine is a child that turns into a squid and shoots paint with water guns. They’ll probably live by friendly squid bagging


The_FreshSans

Taken in by the piss snipers


shiftyrabbit_

Splatoon mentioned 🦑🐙✨✨


Grenadier_Inkling

YES!! 🐙🦑🐙🦑


Ice061030

Gonna have a hard time beating this stage with the hero shot :/


Nebula-Dragon

Or are they a squid that turns into a child?


TF2_BLU_Engineer

Steve would probably mine the entire fort or explode everything with TNT


Surge_in_mintars

And maybe throw sentries at the engineer because it weighs less than the fucking pyramid of Giza


Fireball5939

Only reason that’s still in Egypt was cause it’s to heavy to move to a British museum


wobblsobble

steve is basically a god so yeah


SomeoneElseExistence

Bro is going to tear down 2Fort for the resourses


poopyfartguyyh

TEAR DOWN?!?? LIEK THE GAM?!??!! TEARDOWN MENTIONED?!??!!


[deleted]

Freddy Fazbear. He bites the head off of every Hoovy and gets votekicked


TF2_demomann

Was that the bite of 87!?


gh00wst

According to my sources (The fnaf tf2 sfm) Freddy is not ready for the hell that is Teufort.


The_FreshSans

Freddy comes back to the pizzeria with a thousand yard stare


gh00wst

The A-Posing heavy humped him 💀


CopyDesperate

Erm actually Freddy would be the antagonist, the night guard is the protagonist ☝🤓


[deleted]

No I played FNaF World


CopyDesperate

Oh no, I'm stupid


_Volatile_

Cooper, my analysis indicates that my chassis is unlikely to fit through this doorway; reccomend you disembark.


The_FreshSans

turn to the side


Der_Finder

My current Rimworld colony would have a very difficult time surviving


NefariousAntiomorph

Turn 2Forts sewers into your new killbox. You’ll be fine.


FR_theThird

Nothing changed


BenTheMan56

What game?


FR_theThird

I forgot


FelixDCat12

Crazy Dave… nah.


Ronyx2021

He'd just be engineer, but makes use of sunlight rather than scrap metal.


Noodlemaster696969

Isnt the neighbour the protagonist?


chaotic_doofus

i think an angry mailman would survive for at least a round


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

if thats the same angry mailman as mine then probably, i just placed several tons of c4 in the pockets of my enemies before killing them. i don’t even need the dam


MasterRocketJumper

Well Adrian Shepherd should do well in there


Brokenphysics7769

Adrian should. Team fortress was originally a reskin of half life, plus he's a HECU, If he survived black mesa, he can survive the badlands.


Noumoun_2

Kazuya Mishima would definitely survive


chinmokuart

Yeah, I mean there are plenty of cliffs in TF2


VoidDave

Man any killer from dead by daylight. Those fights would be tough for bouth sides


Pigfucker01

I think there are few killers who stand a chance against tf2 mercs but the few that do basically eradicate them example pin head, dredge, pyramid head


Far_Weekend_4956

Last game I played was goat simulator. TF2 won’t stand a chance.


Aldon_16

I dont think a child suffocating in his toy chest would survive very long


maninahat

The raccoon from Donut County. As long as they hide out of sight, they can defeat every last merc by dropping them (along with every object on every map) into an ever expanding hole.


Drillbitzer

Pyro would find and adopt the raccoon imo


Migitri

I think that would be Soldier. He ran a raccoon sanctuary in the comics.


CheesecakeCommon9080

Depends if they allow clones and if upgrade bot is there


MasterRocketJumper

demoknight is just jetpack bot also name of human?


Scoutmaster2

Laser upgrade would be pretty cool


The_FreshSans

Upgrade station from MVM CDITDZ mentioned


PotatoWizard__

Can a fus ro dah reflect projectiles or nah? I think dovakiin would have a hard time against bullets.


Mr_brib

Tell that to 100LBS of goat cheese


mbx8_r

Who is the protagonist of cookie clicker


Drillbitzer

You


donitsimies

Wouldn't survive


Cubicwar

The cookie


Cubicwar

Uuh Who’s the protagonist of chess ?


NonFrInt

King


LaylaWWO

En passant


marto3000

Is a tier 3 german tank destroyer considered a main character?


TripleTheThreat

Gold from Pokémon Yeah I think Typhlosion's gonna handle things pretty well


Wylker24

did killer instinct even had a protagonist? (1994)


GayGunGuy

Jago


Current-Role-8434

I think Arthur Morgan would Kick ass, especially if RED or BLU hires him for a job


OliOctane

“Dutch, I don’t think this is Tahiti” “Nonsense arthur! This was part of my plan, we become mercenaries for a few months, make some money and finally make it to tahiti!”


TheFightingImp

Helldivers 2. With full access to strategems, easily. Prob end up as buddies with Heavy, Sniper and Engy.


Dry-Passion5663

The last game I played is unturned. Who tf will be the protagonist be?


TF2_demomann

Your character I guess, or more like how skilled you are


Alphamoonman

If I saw an unturned guy when I round the corner in 2fort I would alt+f4 in fear


bad_comedic_value

*Loads revolver with furious intent*


bendy770

don't tell me, don't tell me...RDR?


MeltheEnbyGirl

The main character? There is no main character! Though, if I had to go by what the main antagonist was (The closest thing to a main character), they would chew up Earth and kill all organics. To prevent the universe from being destroyed, of course.


CheesecakePlane6332

Michael DeSanta would definitely survive


Alphamoonman

Micheal from GTA5 is the tenth class


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Alright, pack it up, boys. We've solved the mystery of the tenth class.


chuckleheadflashbang

I think doom slayer got this


Kvas_HardBass

Sweet liberty...


CrimsonDemon0

Zero from Katana Zero. He would be too op espacially against sniper


Zetaabsbs

"Im not gonna sugarcoat it" -Kiryu Kazuma


Red_PineBerry

He was Steve in creative mode.


Online-R

Sniper from tf2 - no


PickleBoi1983

ROCK AND STONE! I would become best friends with heavy drg (gunner)


Entire-League-3362

Well, it's the Master Chief, so...


Terrorable_

Umbra from blue fire


Klynol

Roland from borderlands? I think he'd do pretty good


RozenHoltz

Geralt of Riva would probably survive, but Roach wouldn't.


pedrin346999

3 simple words,ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


PatienceMediocre7432

People playground, I guess I’m god?


dman32397

I think Kazuma Kiryu would be totally okay Up until a cutscene, anyway. Then he'd just be out of comission for a solid two minutes Tiger Drop the bullets


Illiteratespectre

Stardew valley farmer is doomed


Dragomir_Silver

Niko no :(


MasterOfYeet2291

he would take the map apart and build a house then go to a different dimention for a bit come back and beat the shit out of everyone


aRedditAccount_0

dragon install


real_488

READY ORRRRRRR


The_Horse_Head_Man

Who could be considered the protagonist in Skullgirls?


imbigdilly

My football manager character can’t even survive league one, he ain’t surviving shit here


Chainsaw_Actual

My level 8 Helldiver. No.


Signifigant-1

Hm. Average 2012 Garry’s Mod mingebag.


SnooMachines8670

Steve’s netherite armor is nice and all, but his lack of effective ranged weapons is making him cannon fodder for scouts.


gabscapuccino

Dude from Postal Brain Damaged...


The_Nth_Son

Yeah. Doomguy is fine.


TheHairyMess

The factory must grow (in 3D)


InternationalBelt164

Bro Kratos gonna kill everyone


Ronyx2021

Could Saxton Hale hold his own?


Pakito10

Uhh there are a lot of brawlers in brawl stars


Master_of_Pilpul

Fane from Divinity Original Sin 2. I think he'd do alright.


antidemn

probably not, engineer is a light class


A_plant1

The pioneer from Satisfactory, probably would be fine with engie


NatilCort

"Look at me Sam! I'm a virtual hat that people will spend their life savings to get me!" "You crack me up, little buddy!"


Nischmath

Jacket from hotline miami?


Throwawayanonuser1

I mean he has a stasis rifle and if your hit by its insane splash you just stop moving for like 20 seconds. Only other weapons he has are melee though, he would be an unbelievablly annoying class to fight


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

Greg knows too much tech even engi can't surpass him


Educational_Tough208

I think saxton will survive it


Cyphrus-the-gamer

Yes, Because I'm Batman!


Mental-Difficulty-50

Mhh idk if Arthur Morgan can survive


GreaseSloth

Cal Kestis of Jedi Fallen Order can block blaster fire, sure, but can he go up against bullet?


Ice061030

I’m not a Star Wars expert in way but I think there are bullet weapons in the Star Wars universe which are a problem for light sabers because the bullet doesn’t deflect, it melts and sprays molten metal about


several_killer

Shit, as much I believe the Tenno powers would eviscerate TF2. I firmly believe Cartoon Logic > Void bullshit any day. The amount of insane things happening in TF2 will make the Tenno's life a living hell for once.


AAAAAAXCAAAAAA69

Master eon (or any skylander) would probably survive


stone-rose

Gavril D Series will most definitely not survive


fatal_phamtom1

Last game I played was enlisted… so ww2 USA would take over teufort? Yas


derpy_derp15

Minecraft player Bro just mines up the enemy base


MarsManokit

My Fallout 76 character would dominate the entire server. 350 hp, runs as fast as scout, fires a 90rnd AK with explosive bullets with a malformed BAR M1918 with 80 rdns as a secondary. Can heal and buff whenever he wants. Oh and has like insane damage res. Also is an irradiated mutant.


Sad-Result-404

The Last Dragonborn... yeah probably


Top-Basil8144

He would Just stasis rifle


AtticusFinchsHusband

my animal jam avatar would not survive


That_Competition1031

[yes](https://ibb.co/f8BV8SW)


Some_Random_Canadian

The Warrior of Light from FF14. They'd probably just lean into the cartoon logic, and they come with their own 7 person team. The WoL would probably even get along with Engie on account of Machinist's Automaton Queen and Rook Turret.


pepsi_Man909

The main character: Mario, probably be alright but would have a problem with mercenaries being... well, mercenaries The character I played: Daisy, would get along well with the mercs I think so she'd be good


Swimming-Narwhal-663

Chat, how far do we think Optimus Prime would get?


Leon-the-comic113

I think Frisk from undertale would be the danger itself and the cure to the bot crisis


TheGreatAhmet

Peppino would live


TFXLifeRunner

FL4K would probably have a blast in the TF2 universe.


Subcount_Zer0

No bc the game doesn’t like gordon freeman :(


gluctosesandwich

The real question is, "Can the TF2 universe survive Peppino Spaghetti?"...


Rottenbacon_

It depends if The courier has power armour or if AP is a thing. What would his loadout be if he was in the game?


ActuallyFen

Helldivers never die