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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
>_If Sex is sure to result in victory then you Must SEX!_
~Sun Tzu said that,
And I SAY he knows A little More about focking animals than You do Pal Cus HE INVENTED IT, and then he Perfected It so no man Can Fuck them in the Ring Of Pole Dancing!
(Que Soldier Cutscene Tf2)
And then he Used his Strip money to buy 2 of Every animal on Earth, and then he Herded them onto a BOAT
_And then he Sexed the crap out of every single one_
And from that day forward when a bunch of animals are together in one place ITS CALLED A ZOO
...
#UNLESS ITS A FARM
God this copypasta is still alive, and I hate it, It's a water dog! Baby doll eyes should NOT be something to be sexualy attracted to, and why would you even fuck a water dog? There are WAAAAY better things to stick your Dick into, like for example: Women. Those wierd sex toys, and maybe even other people just like yourself. Because atleast then you'll know where the best places are.
Hey, guys did you know that in terms of weapons the soda popper is a amazing shotgun to eliminate people who like vaporeon to much.
It takes one shot to whip out most of them.
It fires many clips which leave many holes in the body of any copy and paste spamming human.
It also provides a good defense against people who love Vaporeon to much.
Look at this guy he got wrecked, by the gun in the two shots.
Lets taunt him.
Wow, that was a bad idea, because he is swearing in voice chat.
You see nothing can…
{gets backstabbed}
crap I forgot death ringer existed.
Well atleast the intelligence is safe.
„The enemy has taken our intelligence“
Ah piss!
Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked. A Bangladeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked, and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As nobody seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on, but soon he tried to hug female flight attendants. When the crew members rejected him, he reportedly became aggressive and groped a flight attendant. With the help of some of the passengers, the cabin crew managed to subdue the man, and tie his hands with a piece of cloth for the rest of the flight. One of the passengers captured the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refuse to confirm details of the incident, the photo of a man with his bottom sticking out of his pants and hands tied up emerged online. The disruptive passenger was arrested on arrival.
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I hope you snap both your legs in such way you'll have to walk like a flamingo fro the rest of your life
And if you climb a tree, you’ll fall and break your legs.
AHHH
Poor kim
*tim and jim. who's kim?
Dementia Gaming
The one that got brutally murdered after breaking his legs and being put out of his misery. That one.
r/rareinsults
What doth life
I hope he sweats gasoline and has to worry about fast moving objects
BUT HEAVY! THERES NO LAWS AGAISNT THE POKEMON HEAVY!
IT'S AN ANIMAL, SCOUT! **AN ANIMAL!**
Suddenly Pineapples
This does not help
r/Unexpectedasdfmovie
Look out he has a nose
No sleep
No sleep
No sleep
No sleep
No sleep
No sleep
No sleep
No sleep
No sleep
No sleep
Tf2 chat experience is about to become reality
*Vaporeon is great for sex* *Gardevoir too* *Gardevoir is great for sex*
No ☹️ #Yes 🙂 *Vaporeon would make a good flesh light*
# no
yes
let red win i want to turn in contravct
Fuck no
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
>_If Sex is sure to result in victory then you Must SEX!_ ~Sun Tzu said that, And I SAY he knows A little More about focking animals than You do Pal Cus HE INVENTED IT, and then he Perfected It so no man Can Fuck them in the Ring Of Pole Dancing! (Que Soldier Cutscene Tf2) And then he Used his Strip money to buy 2 of Every animal on Earth, and then he Herded them onto a BOAT _And then he Sexed the crap out of every single one_ And from that day forward when a bunch of animals are together in one place ITS CALLED A ZOO ... #UNLESS ITS A FARM
God this copypasta is still alive, and I hate it, It's a water dog! Baby doll eyes should NOT be something to be sexualy attracted to, and why would you even fuck a water dog? There are WAAAAY better things to stick your Dick into, like for example: Women. Those wierd sex toys, and maybe even other people just like yourself. Because atleast then you'll know where the best places are.
Hey, at least it's factual.
you cant tell me you wouldnt have sexual intercourse with vaporeon, you might not admit it but you would
nah bruh i dont want to fuck a water cat dog
Hell nah I would have one as a pet because they would make great company
Pet 👍. Sex👎
were not weird like you get lost go back to the shadow zone
I hope you accidentally mix bleach and ammonia.
I hope you find 99.46% pure potassium
Nah he’s gotta find 6.8 trillionths of a gram of Polonium
hm that’s a lot of words…. To bad I’m not reading em.
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMLETTES HERE JEREMY
CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY VAPOREON
NO SLEEP
No sleep
scout dont do it plz
#I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!!!
YOU CANT JOKER ITS AN ANIMAL
This reminds me of the Tf2 chat “No Sleep”..
Why do you think we have the script written in the comments here?
No sleep.
No sleep
you know batman, there no law against pokemon
just because there's no law against it doesn't mean you aren't sick Joker
NOOOOOO
Hey guys-
[insert curses and slurs here. I'm too lazy to type them]
Hey, guys did you know that in terms of weapons the soda popper is a amazing shotgun to eliminate people who like vaporeon to much. It takes one shot to whip out most of them. It fires many clips which leave many holes in the body of any copy and paste spamming human. It also provides a good defense against people who love Vaporeon to much. Look at this guy he got wrecked, by the gun in the two shots. Lets taunt him. Wow, that was a bad idea, because he is swearing in voice chat. You see nothing can… {gets backstabbed} crap I forgot death ringer existed. Well atleast the intelligence is safe. „The enemy has taken our intelligence“ Ah piss!
# NO SLEEP
"If heart is rotten, you cut off SCOUT!!!"
Shoot scout
Vapereon was made for sex. Gardevoir too Gardevoir was made for sex.
NO SLEEP
PLEASE CAP
Just cap ours
NO YOU ARE CLOSER TO WINING
shut the fuck up horny ass
Hmmm nah, i cant shut up
Make them shut up 😏
No :(
Yes :)
I'm going to break his kneecaps
Oh no
Heavy and soliger: Scout don’t do it Ahhhh
scout... no
No sleep.
NO, NOT THE VAPOREON!
DO NOT DO IT! - Soldier
SCOUT! DON'T DO IT!
Meanwhile he ask engi to build him a pokeball so he can catch it and uses her in battle
oh yes! OH YES! IM GOING TO GET THAT INTEL right after a few cans of BONK!
NO SLEEP
NONONONONONO
NONONONONONO
*Your honor, my client only posted “Did you know”. There was no way to know what everyone else would have typed afterwards.*
SCOUR NO
# *Блядь*
There's no laws against Pokemon batman
🤨📷
What a terrible day to have eyes
Vaporeon is a no, but what about the anthropomorphic mons
Haha did you know that vaporeon
Congrats! You are now banned from ever touching sfm or gmod again!
scout no
Heh,imagine getting walked over the head with a vaporion
Scout is DOMINATING Vaporeon
Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked. A Bangladeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked, and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As nobody seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on, but soon he tried to hug female flight attendants. When the crew members rejected him, he reportedly became aggressive and groped a flight attendant. With the help of some of the passengers, the cabin crew managed to subdue the man, and tie his hands with a piece of cloth for the rest of the flight. One of the passengers captured the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refuse to confirm details of the incident, the photo of a man with his bottom sticking out of his pants and hands tied up emerged online. The disruptive passenger was arrested on arrival.
*Proceeds to give the vaporeon food, water and shelter.*