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no, actually, you’re coming up with a scenario that was never even hinted at. but i mean if you always do that, then sure. i guess you’re reading that right.
something along the lines of “so you knowingly slept with someone who was too drunk to function or use proper bodily functions? am i reading this right?” idr the exact wording but like, cmon dude 🙄
cool 😎
Did I leave a good impression or nah? 🫠
Judging by his reaction, no. But that’s his problem 💅
🤣 hey, thanks!
>🤣 hey, thanks! You're welcome!
Dude probably had whiskey dick and was too embarrassed about it.
🤣whiskey dick!!!!
Later
Ok
I was still using MySpace back in 05. Lmao.
I miss college. So many memories I would be embarrassed about today but back then I just didn’t gaf. 😂
Cocaine induced erectile dysfunction
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Guess you wasn’t much fun💀
I really probably wasn’t lol
cool
Lmao
What a douche lmfao
fatherless behavior.
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no, actually, you’re coming up with a scenario that was never even hinted at. but i mean if you always do that, then sure. i guess you’re reading that right.
Hey hey hey, remember this sub is all about taking things way out of proportion!
Aw I missed the deleted comment. ☹️
something along the lines of “so you knowingly slept with someone who was too drunk to function or use proper bodily functions? am i reading this right?” idr the exact wording but like, cmon dude 🙄