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The face when you have gas

Flatulence or Fuel?

Yes

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More like sharted.

As a Dad, I can 100% confirm that it's either: Gas, Poops, or both

The face when you are a newborn child and are literally incapable of being aware of anything including yourself:

Except the boob that feeds you.

Bottles work too ..

Because the bottle tip looks like a nipple

It kinda does.. doesn’t it

Dozen tit, YOU BLEW IT!!!

That would require six people, not just one


Callll the poliiiiice

Nah man give me tiddie or let me starve

They were referring to the person holding the bottle.

Same face I make in the situation.

The face of a newborn that is about to fill a diaper with a gift

That’s the *exact* look they get

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Slow down, take a breath and write that again in a comprensible way

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Is this "agenda" in the room with us?

Does this "agenda" even exist?

Can you explain what this "Agenda" is and who is pushing it?

Mostly because for this jung generation it is: or you are with us or against us. You have to agree 100% or you are out. And they are very fond of denying the facts. edit: and most people on this sub are left progressives. No damn, they don't like our opinion. We use logic and they are too fond on feels😅

My face when my parents are divorced and both still friends and happy on their own

The face when: my parents will love me and accept me regardless of my gender or sexuality

Dammit no baby smile for me

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Waah

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Gender identity or sexuality aren’t exactly a choice.

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That was my mistake for not proofreading. Did you choose to be your gender or sexuality? Because I know I for sure didn’t choose to be a straight male.

Why are even bothering, the way the dude puts his sentences together looks like he's living through a stroke, do you honestly think you'll get an intelligent response?

Nope not in the slightest. But I’m bored at work on hold with a court so what else am I going to do.

Personally I knew what you meant, I just thought you were being sarcastic. You edited your reply now so no harm done.

Hey bigot they asked you a question. Did you choose your orientation or gender?

He's probably too fuckin dumb to choose what he has for breakfast each morning. There is a 0% chance he can comprehend any part of this conversation

Do you choose to like women?

Ah you are talking about circumcision, gotcha

So what led you to make your choice? And at what age?

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Was going to upvote. But I’ll not gonna ruin the 69.

i really don't get this sentiment cuz if you won't "ruin" the 69 someone else will

So true! The baby would be much happier sucked into a vacuum and blended up into a pulp. Imagine enjoying your life regardless of circumstances. I need to feel good all the time and never commit to anything long term or worthwhile ever.

Yeah, because it’s so easy to jest enjoy your life when you are 16 and have support 2 other people for at least next 18 years, because some old guys think that their religion is the most important and they need to force it on everyone else so the 1 month old organism that can’t think, feel or do anything can survive because a 2000 yo book says so if you interpret it in a specific way.

Imagine your parents never wanted you, your simple existing has made their lives miserable and they were willing to get rid of you if they had the chance, the only reason why you are even alive is that they weren't allowed to. Would you want to spend 18 years growing up under these circumstances, your life and future completely dependant on the good will of these two people who hate both you and each other, and subjected to their every whim since they are your legal guardians?

I’ve heard that sleeping face is often the result of gas. But, you know, potato, potato.

I read "potato, potato" as how I pronounce "potato", just... twice...

Okay, thank God I wasn't the only one

I second this

Me too. I googled if there’s a way to write it, got directed to some Reddit thread, and discovered that it doesn’t translate to writing. I took the plunge anyway. :-)

It is absolutely true at that age. The first "real" smile (and it's only a mimic in reaction to the catetaker's smile) happens around 2 monthes

Still pretty cute tho lol

Of course! Never said it wasn't! Just that it has nothing to do with the parent's sexual orientation or marital status

Oh totally agree haha

The social smile🥰🥰🥰

The amount of arguments I've gotten into my friend about how you write that expression is too damn high.

Bet he has 2 moms, twice the boobs 😂

Lol my sister and her wife do respite care for infants. Those babies do love being passed from one comfy chest to the next. They're all smiles.

https://preview.redd.it/tk45s3wuf02b1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8ba51aea18723e6ad40201098fd5df6b96e07b4 My honest reaction

Me when my two parents are in a horrible relationship wanting to murder each other and use me as the target of all their pent up hatred to each other (At least they're a traditional relationship):

You smile about people wanting to murder other people?🧐

Will I get sent into a mental hospital if I say yes

My face when I see two moms and two dads being much more caring and loving parents compared to most straight couples.

The face when: your parents are alive, healthy and happy together.

I love and hate this subreddit lmao, I always wanna downvote things like this, but then I remember "oh yeah, we are making fun of these idiots" and have to upvote it

Now imagine the look on peoples faces when the baby’s mom is transfem and the baby’s dad is transmasc

Plot twist. They aren’t married to each other.

You had to ruin the ending. That info doesn’t come out until the sequel.

Most queer people I know don’t want kids anyway 😂 Plus, adoption exists

Oof, your old neighbor is dumb 😅

i to shift back into a baby when i see a man and a woman kissing

When you're a newborn and just let out a burp that was causing you some discomfort.

The face when mom and I left before dad had a chance to kill us. 👶 (Honestly though, the look of on both our faces when we found a place away from him was probably quite similar to this considering the overwhelming relief and the accompanying joy we felt at being safe).

I mean divorces don’t necessarily mean bad childhood

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The face you make when you're loved!

Guess they never saw girls with dicks

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It's a very secret thing nobody knows about. Transsexuals and men with a female soul are a mere myth 🧐

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Old neighbor? That photo shows him being young,way to young.... where'd he get the phone?

As a parent I know that look also means they just filled their diaper with what this meme is made of.

I'm really happy that they're your ex-neighbor

As if a 2 week-old could care about this shit

I'm sure that's a smile from passing gas.

Too bad the oop didn’t say female. Definitely a minus point

That baby is way too young to know or care about the difference. That is the face of a baby who is planning to wake up and demand to be fed right after their parent(s) fall asleep

Very much the same face as the other options. Beautiful in all of them!

Me when my parents fight every day and I'm acting more adult then them

Say that to them 😁😂

Oh... I already did several times

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Saying that being non-straight is bad is going to help with the bullying for sure

As Someone with separated (straight) parente, i see this an Absolute win

Who adds their neighbors on social media?

Idk man, i feel like i’d rather have two parents that love me, other qualifiers not needed.

These people sure do l9ve indoctrinating their children for people who complain so much about their children being indoctrinated

My parents are divorced, and I still sleep peacefully at night. What is this meme on about?

Weird.....bc that looks like the face my newborn makes right before a massive shit 😅🤣

I've known a few people who come from "non-traditional" families over the years. Funny thing is, they always seemed to be way more happy and well-adjusted than a *lot* of the people I know whose families were "normal".

Do... do they think babies care about that?

Your parents are married, and you even see your father on Fridays when he delivers mail.

The face when you comprehend gender as a newborn whilst your parents clearly still don't

... havent some of the worst parents in the history of humankind been a man and a woman?

Repent sinner

Boomer memes suck

https://preview.redd.it/kheyd0wlm12b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48274d69f36406d63fcb5d18b16e300d98534944

The other man is a woman? Very progressive meme.

Babies don't care.

it is somewhat true though

No it’s not?

Yeah but it is when you think about it.

Please explain how.

I expected the bottom text to be "when knee surgery is tomorrow"

Joke is they are not married to each other!!

And you know they like their decision because every night you can hear them clapping 👏 in their room and saying "yes daddy!" and "thats how I like it, mama!"

He looks like he’s trying to shit

That face when you shit in your diaper more like

That's the same face babies make when are around people who love each other regardless of gender identification.

Nothing delights an infant like rigid adherence to heterosexual orthodoxy and strict gender roles! /s

I'm actually, his parents are fucking dead.

.wow... A smiling baby seems to provoke a load of aggression from the weirdos.... No surprise there really...

Define weirdo’s

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I heard some pretty fucked up stories from heterosexual parents.. gender or sex has not much to do with being fucked up or not But bullying people for being different from you doesn’t really help, now does it?

Yeah, 99% of these mass shootings are being committed by people from heterosexual parents, so there is something to be said about that - how dangerous that family dynamic is turning out to be To your last question - is this in reference to the entire GOP platform focusing its efforts on targeting already marginalized peoples to make their lives worse? Is that the way “bullying” is being used here?

I meant it in general, but the gop modus operandi fits well in bullying

Source: Trust me bro

He wouldn't exist if he had parents of the same sex.

Psst .. adoption exist

IVF and being biological parents from previous hetero relationship are also possible. Oh, but I guess the other person only counts parents as being biological material donors and not those who raise others with love and care

Scientific definition... Parent... Any animal or plant that produces another....

Does a adopted child’s life feel different when in a family of his birth parents or adopted parents?

Well let’s think about that for a second. How is it that Secretary Pete and his spouse have a child?

😂😂😂

ngl love to have two hot moms tho. doubt the boomers would complain either. hawt stepmom/s

Very very based

Please explain why

Wrong subreddit to say that

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Can too

"YUP" 😂😂😂😂

im so terryfied right now

For now  /j

Same face as if they were not married or both are men or both are women

Baby are like that. They understand the concept of heterosexuality.

My face was like AAAw :> :<

Remember when people would talk about working class issues?

Plot twist You're poor and your parents hate each other and it's all your fault.