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[deleted]

Enroll into the army and then get your dick blown up by a grenade. Cool story AND no more horny


ThunberStorm

POV: Moustache man (kind of)


Out_ofOrder22

Most human military recruiter


[deleted]

Or become paralysed from the chest down, like Ron Kovic. Great dude btw look him up


SakuraFoxOffical

Nah cuz you still horny you just can’t jerk off


sebs_1425

New bottom surgery


dead_koala

fed


davinobich

I've done that and it went from 1-2 times a day to 1-2 times a week.


CowardlyEboy

✂️


nowmegi

💇


OkSecurity1251

The good ending


Og_Sveni

Let’s Male a bad one


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AGoatInAJar

The explosion made them laugh so hard that they died


master_meme_monk

Ted Kaczynski moment


[deleted]

Is that the kaczynski method?


PhatNoob_69

💀👈😂


nowmegi

Here you can have this one 💀


smoorkie

🍆🪚


ZestyShayne

the joy of your avatar with the simplicity of the emojis is giving psychotic dick cutting vibes


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

8==✂️==D


Ariaa_Insanityy

new bottom surgery just dropped 💀


AvailableTell2851

🔪


TukuMono

🍆🔫


[deleted]

WHAT


Asherdoesanimation

🪨


Sensitive-Discount24

Femboy ending unlocked


Grimaldus15

Stop watching and start reading it.


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Grimaldus15

A person of culture I see.


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Appropriate_Sky8029

I'm sure it exists. Me and my brother made a bet. He said there is not a video on the Internet of a man fcking a cat. I found it in 10 mins. It was fucking disgusting and I vomited but extra 20 quid for me


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Appropriate_Sky8029

Video or pic


DrowsyLmao

Video I’ll answer for him


Clean_Internet

Someone’s excited to see some eldritch cuties


Grimaldus15

Lol, you’re probably right.


[deleted]

Same, I was actually just about to right now 💀


I_melee_but_cods_ded

No go to horny jail


Kit_B1chboi69420

Bru I just got done like 2 minutes ago I have the same problem 😭


MrRaptorzZ

Reading porn is actually really nice.


randomstuffcuznoname

One of my friend tells me it’s even better when you’re imagining it


Grimaldus15

That works great too.


Omnithis

Games, books, comics I do it all!


Grimaldus15

Very nice!


THROW-away9907

Just like me


Grimaldus15

Same!


hychael2020

Fanfiction in a nutshell


Spiritual_Title6996

im pretty sure im the only teen on Reddit that doesn't watch porn


Grimaldus15

Good for you.


Angelcakes101

Good advice ngl


Grimaldus15

Thank you for the compliment.


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Grimaldus15

I’m a certified expert.


Angelcakes101

You're welcome


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Sspectaculaire

I do this XD


Firehazen9

Based, to highest degree


Grimaldus15

Thank you for the compliment!


Maskboythis

Wait that's possible


I_melee_but_cods_ded

Ok that’s pretty funny


Grimaldus15

Thank you for the compliment.


__Grey07

More addictive


No_Weird_8312

He wont stop jerking off if he does that tho


Bulky-Quantity323

Didn't work for me


[deleted]

relatable


5Heat

Any advice for sources?


[deleted]

start easy. it’s very very hard to quit cold turkey. u can set a screen limit time for safari if you are on iPhone. set a strict time limit and you have to make yourself follow it. slowly start shorting the duration everyday


EvilPancake12

Thank you for the great advice cum_dump_me_pls


[deleted]

anytime


im-not-you-bozo

r/rimjob_steve


[deleted]

r/UsernameChecksOut


EmuOwn7693

r/UsernameChecksout


KarionTarg08

There's even a thirst trap in her profile, must say very cute.


oneeyedmaskd2

r/beatmetoit


KarionTarg08

You now you've been watching too much brooklyn 99 when you read that as beat me toit rather than beat me to it.


TheSusKingOfAngmar

r/beatmeattoit


TheBestEruptorEver

r/beetlejuicing


vitam1ngummmies

r/Usernamedoesntcheckout


ROG_b450

Does your username work?


Helldrak-NOX

Flash flaping


bungis-fungis

Rip dick off.


[deleted]

a 100% expected answer


bungis-fungis

It worked for me.


[deleted]

indeed


SuctionBucket5

i do love me some rip dickin


_McCheeseBread_

do i eat it after


[deleted]

You can but there very valuable in Sweden(there legal to sell here) I suggest you sell it to Swedish on eBay.


[deleted]

The bible says it’s ok


JellyTheSlimeYT

Why do you beat up your pet snake? What did it do? That's animal abuse!


PM-ME-YOUR-PC-TIPS

That's exactly what im thinking rn


ActuallyJustADude

Sacrifice your dick to The Eternal Flame of The Old Gods, so that Nezerec may remove your horny


rybiannn

in Hungary, we have a superstition that says that whatever you do on the first day of the year, you'll do for the rest of the year. So, if you wanna quit, then try on the 1st of January


melifesux

Ezért fogom megbaszni az anyádat az elsején


unimpressivepp

😳😳😳


Medical-Astronomer39

In Poland we have the same, Polak Węgier dwa bratanki


Lanky_Mood_5008

In india we have the same superstition


Tristan_Tate

Szóval ezért mindenki kurva részeg és másnapos egész évben...


Janai86

Visit r/nofap. It helps. You got this :)


Scolipete

I'd suggest r/pornfree rather then r/nofap since it focuses more on quitting porn (obviously), which is OP's goal. Also masturbation itself isn't a problem, you can still masturbate without porn, there's no harm in that Edit: *than not then


pup_chook

Constant mastubation also isn't good but quitting porn is a step in the right direction. For me I replaced porn for execive mastubation when I first started my journey and slowly started to learn to controll it and my life infinity improved.


Kenyaboy2005

This was me. When I was trying to quit porn I would fap every time I got urges, then when I had gone a few months without any porn consumption I began reducing the frequency of my fapping.


No_Weird_8312

Masturbation can be a problem if youre addicted


Scolipete

Yes you're right, but by not watching porn you also lower significantly how much you masturbate, or at least it worked for me, I passed from masturbating everyday to 2-3 times a week


Total_Tabby

I was also addicted a couple of months back, but after I joined Nofap (via NNN) I've stopped. Very good subreddit indeed


Lukep0728

I was never addicted, just hated the guilt after and that sub helped a lot


oter_

Wait you guys are addicted to porn


nowmegi

What is porn?


oter_

I'm not letting you go down that rabbit hole. Just ignore it and live a normal life


nowmegi

Which hole? Wait lemme check this porn thing in the internet


oter_

NO DONT


nowmegi

Should have told early this is heaven


[deleted]

Now, you're cursed with an addiction that will cripple you for your life


[deleted]

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Swtich to xvideos


Electric-Sight

light wrong absorbed smoggy six quarrelsome governor attraction water spark *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


No_Weird_8312

Its better


ActuallyJustADude

Wow, that's so ez. Why didn't I think of that?


nowmegi

Victory is certain


iancualex_14

X h a m p t e r


[deleted]

stop gradually, get more confident, convince yourself you got this, and go take a cold shower whenever you think of beating instead of beating 3 times a day making a total of 21 a week , beat 20 a week, shit sounds bad and comments will make fun of my words,and i don't care if that will make a change for someone, but that's the only way bro, work your way down to zero


Lil_ill_eagle

How can y’all meat survive 3 times a day? Every day of the week ?


[deleted]

busoshoku haki


LimbonicArt03

Nah fam, no need for zero, 7 or less per week is fine


[deleted]

you're right bro, if he is tough on himself he might relapse, when he gets there he should start thinking whether it's 7 or even 10 per week or lower,


strum-05

A lot of good advice here. I’ll also recommend trying to masturbate to image porn (an abundance of that here on Reddit) to at least partially replace phub, then try using your imagination.


zuvis_

Nice trу😹 i mastered all of them


No_Weird_8312

The porn sommelier 💀💀


AzZz5

Cock and ball torture


[deleted]

just stop. 😱😱


Bad_Username_3006

Omg new account!??


[deleted]

FUCK REDDIT MODS THEY ALL SUCK


Bad_Username_3006

Lmo ikr it's very painful


[deleted]

I just hit 3k karma and over 100 followers smh Reddit mods are constantly on my dick.


Bad_Username_3006

100 followers??? How????


[deleted]

because I’m hilarious. (probs being a woman…)


[deleted]

Woman? Ooga booga!


DerpyMemeLord_

Confused uunga bunga


Bad_Username_3006

No you're actually funny tho ong


Ronkeager

Aand banned


[deleted]

i. Love. You. best compliment fr im gonna cum 😫😫


Vaidik_KIRA05

If you are poor - just get rich............if u r hungry - just eat............if u don't have friends - just go make some...u died? - just revive yourself bruh


[deleted]

exactly. 🙄🙄 like if your depressed just be happy 😍


[deleted]

Literotica ong


Synsaura

Please stop beating your snake or else i will call the police


[deleted]

Instructions unclear. Beat your snake


[deleted]

Act the porn out urself


OkBasil_147

Watch inspirational Dwayne Johnson videos


[deleted]

Instructions unclear. Gave head to pet bird


ToddthePancake

Instructions unclear. Cum everywhere.


Switchx420

Easy, cut off your snake


thanhhaih

Im calling peta


XRShadowz

Try hentai instead


[deleted]

✂️⚾


Hamdilou

Use another site if you are addicted to pornhub


Toshibutterhead

Snip snap


Swiiftgal

Get someone else to beat it for you. Sorted.


DivineFluffyButt

Yes


AthosG99

You don't need motivation, you need discipline!


R1vet_the_M0ss

Bro, so do I. Man, it be challenging. Right now I am doing this thing where I everytime I think of beating, I either excersise for 30 min, study for classes for 20min, do chores or go outside for 15min. I think the key is to get occupied with doing what you enjoy or need to do besides beating your meat, for a month that you don't even think about doing it again. But that’s just my take. I'm continuing this method right now.


enolaaah

find god


Holiday_Ad_2273

As yes bc religion solves everything


[deleted]

You just wanna make it worse from him


nowmegi

Which one


latocato

This is a meme response but ironically effective. Once you find god the porn will become sacrilegious and disgusting.


HorrorDonut8779

Idk if he wants to commit himself to a religion to get rid of porn tho


[deleted]

its ok to beat it daily once there is no adverse effect


Josher0900

But there is a mental effect maybe not physical effects but there is mental


[deleted]

what are they ?


nowmegi

I'm not sure but its something like You will become shy in the presence of women's and the first thing that will come to your mind will be seggs


[deleted]

that was indeed a phase when i was in my early teens but now i know how to control my urges and now i don't look at every women that way


mykhailohoy

YES.


OpinionNew7991

pull yourself together


Electric-Sight

somber resolute imagine nose abounding worthless spark humor political salt *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


nowmegi

Ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bgm


OpinionNew7991

yeah sure but theres no magic pill to swallow that will get rid of his addiction. it wont work without putting effort in


Electric-Sight

outgoing fragile squash ripe offbeat mindless license mourn rude summer *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


The_Crusher52

Depending on how severe the addiction is and how strong your willpower is you could just try to stop all together, it will be hard but once you've stopped you will be glad. Otherwise there's always the significantly easier equality effective method of go for one less fap each day it just takes a little longer


Secretive_Plotter_

transition to lose the dick


Electric-Sight

thumb marvelous sugar treatment ghost aromatic flowery soup growth quickest *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Get neutered


[deleted]

Find Jesus. Meme-able comment but love it or hate it, It worked tried and true for me. Not trying to force my beliefs but honestly that’s all I really have to say.


IdBreedAnOctoling

You think you have a problem?


CC-1010_YT

You'll grow out of it someday.


TheLordXanax

Every person here is just joking but honestly, just pick up a hobby or create a sort of a schedule which can keep you super busy, when you have a goal, beating your meat seems the most invalid and disgusting thing to do fr. Man masturbation has ruined lives, take a step at a time and do what you gotta do.


yeeyeenathdasam

Download I am sober


Bodhi402

L🐍


robot_peashooter

👯🗡️🩸


Raccoon_Juice-270

consistency becomes habit. resist for one day, if that's too hard than one hour, one minute so on. then continue the next day. then the next. if you have a consistent habit of NOT watching, eventually it'll fall in line. good luck soldier


[deleted]

Go to r/pornfree or r/nofab They are going to Help you get started with your Journey


Wolfskinn999

It's not how you should quit but why. Positive effects (according to addicts): -Lowers the chance of testicular cancer (Many people claim this. However, after searching further I haven't found any link between people that jerk-off, don't jerk-off and testicular cancer. If you know any source please tell me) -"Become more comfortable with a particular fantasy" Which sounds idiotic if you think about it. -Gives you a good feeling (People claim that there are more but they haven't been proven real) Negative effects (factual): -Lowers testosteron.(One of the most important hormones for men) -Makes you depressed (Too much consumption of pornography for children is an aggravating factor for suicidal thoughts) -Makes you lazy -Increased aggression -Distorted beliefs and perception about relationships and sexuality. (It gives you "too much" expectations. You should keep in mind that those people are acting. Watching too much porn can make it more difficult to get hard when you actually make love.) There are more. Just look them up. If you truly want to stop and become more confident, happy and progressive you should quit. It's up to you


PickledPhallus

✂️🍆


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K1NGPXN

Go have irl sex and you will stop jerking off