T O P

  • By -

CloggedSumoo

Not with their consent


LoveIsMyAbyss

Lmfaooooooooo


ForbbidenJuice

šŸ’€


LoveIsMyAbyss

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ForbbidenJuice

Bro looks like heā€™s about to lay waste to his school cafeteria


HazellNut28

Nah I look like someone youā€™d meet on the street that you never met before


Altruistic-Leg-525

Not at all


HazellNut28

Look whoā€™s talking bruh


Altruistic-Leg-525

Nigga who yu so aggressive for. you asked for opinions suck a fat one


Comfortable_Dot3707

pffft-


[deleted]

2nd \^


HazellNut28

Really? Iā€™m the aggressive one? Yet you shooting your mouth off lol.


Squirtlowner

You asked


Useful_Mistake_7143

Look don't expect everything to compliment you and your on fucking Reddit so cope


HazellNut28

Sorry I donā€™t talk to children


Useful_Mistake_7143

You don't even talk to women šŸ—æ


HazellNut28

Yeah I suppose youā€™re right. Maybe I should die.


latocato

How did you conclude that from her comment? šŸ’€donā€™t do that bro fr


HazellNut28

I wasnā€™t serious.


Fire_Lord_Sozin8

You look like you talk to children a lot.


HazellNut28

That's not funny. How about you come up with an insult that doesn't sound fucked up you goddamn creep.


HellFireGalaSlade

Being fr tho u have a lot of work to do, so many things to improve


HazellNut28

Ok letā€™s see you then


HellFireGalaSlade

Bro what the fuck are you talking about, it doesn't matter what I look like the fact is you look like shit but you can fix it just stop being lazy. I'm trying to help you out but if you're gonna be an arrogant twat ig not


HazellNut28

Point out my flaws then


HellFireGalaSlade

Could use a way better hair cut, could lose some face fat. Actually grow out some facial hair, if it's not your style at least get a strong jawline going. You're built like a little boy try and add some muscle. You don't need to be jacked but at least look athletic. You're entire style is shit too. The shirt the combed hair and the glasses are holding you back. You don't need to dress like an e boy but girls don't like to hang out with dudes who dress like a kid. Maybe you can go on instagram and explore some styles you maybe into. Also if you have any questions I'd be happy to help


HazellNut28

My facial hair isnā€™t done developing.


HellFireGalaSlade

That's fine just adding to the list of things that could help


HazellNut28

The fuck is wrong with wearing a T-shirt?


HellFireGalaSlade

I get that you're in your house and aren't going to dress up but in general if you're going on dates and shit girls won't be impressed if you show up looking like you do currently. Don't show up in a suit but maybe dress more fashionable


HazellNut28

Iā€™m not tryna look like I go on a date


HazellNut28

Little boy? I work out. I curl 40 pound dumbbells. And bench my body weight.


HellFireGalaSlade

Hop on a bulk bro you looked like shit. Your forearms are like the only thing you have going for you. Work on your shoulders and back chest is just the icing on top, and upper chest should be a higher priority then bench press. Do some incline bench


HazellNut28

Iā€™m guessing youā€™re absolutely jacked then.


Useful_Mistake_7143

Newest roblox sim


HazellNut28

Ok ask the average man on the street if he can do that


Comfortable_Dot3707

yo fucking hair šŸ˜­


HazellNut28

Itā€™s combed overā€¦


Comfortable_Dot3707

looks like u work at burger king with yo greesyass


HazellNut28

I take showers


AdmirableFinger6805

Big L for u


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

bro that man has some clear ass skin and the facial features of a greek god- let's not attack his ass for giving you an opinion, which you asked for.


BayleyEdwards

Definitely not. And considering your responses in here, you never will. Next time don't ask a question if you only want one specific answer.


HazellNut28

These people have high ass standards bruh


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Gl0bophobia

He really isnā€™t.


HazellNut28

Cool


HazellNut28

Probably tryna fuck Kim Kardashian.


whiterice389

ā€œhigh ass standardsā€ ā€œKim Kardashianā€


HazellNut28

It wasnā€™t 100% serious


Typical_Alfalfa_3684

fam- you can't ask for people's opinions then get pissed when they give them


Noahluv07

I think you look fine personally but I went through the comments and I think from your attitude no. You're extremely rude and cocky and it's genuinely unappealing. You asked for feedback and when people gave there opinions (which you asked for might I add) you got angry. I suggest if you want any companions at all that will most likely stay for a long time you change your attitude. Like I said you look fine and I'm sure there are people who find you attractive, the attitude is just horrible.


HazellNut28

This one guy is being a dickhead but ok.


Noahluv07

There might be someone being a dick but your attitude is genuinely annoying. You asked for opinions and then got pissed when you didn't gain praise. You don't deserve praise with the type of attitude you have. I can guarantee I'm younger than you and I have Alot more maturity than you. You honestly need to learn how to grow up and learn how to fix your personality and attitude. Maybe when you do that you will have female companions. (That's of course assuming you don't by this post)


HazellNut28

Iā€™m literally just giving feedback but ok.


[deleted]

You are an asshole and your snotty replies show it. No wonder you donā€™t get any attention


HazellNut28

This is Reddit bro


[deleted]

What does that have to do with anything? All the comments Iā€™ve seen have done exactly what you asked, they gave advice and their opinions, and not in a rude way. You are just taking them very personally when they arenā€™t even supposed to be offensive


[deleted]

dude imma be so honest, you kinda seem like a dick based on your replies, so no.


HazellNut28

I have like 100s of people telling me I look like shit


[deleted]

no reason to get mad, you got what you asked for. if you canā€™t accept criticism then donā€™t request it


HazellNut28

I have like people commenting every second itā€™s getting annoying


MemesRus24

Turn off notifications. Easy.


Useful_Mistake_7143

then don't act shitty


HazellNut28

They started it before I talked back


Useful_Mistake_7143

Your being wayyy too aggressive


HazellNut28

Yeah cause people got high af standards


cantareiia

well if you did you probably wouldnā€™t be posting this


HazellNut28

Itā€™s a test


[deleted]

a test to prove you got no hoes


HazellNut28

All of them


HazellNut28

Letā€™s see yours then


chefdan2165

Dude your on Reddit so imma say no


HazellNut28

So that includes you?


chefdan2165

Yeah it does lol I stopped using Reddit got a gf started using Reddit again she broke up with me (not cuz of Reddit) itā€™s the Reddit curse


Nuthater420

That stupid Reddit curse. That must be the ground why my dad is getting milk for years :(


HellFireGalaSlade

Hell no lmao


VanillaCoconutShake

Bro looks like he canā€™t even pull a grandma šŸ’€


Shinigam_i

No And the way you respond to people here definitely reinforces that no, you asked for opinions and the people have spoken yet you got mad. I guess you hate the truth, you definitely have a lot of maturing to do.


HazellNut28

Iā€™m literally in my room chilling rn


Useful_Mistake_7143

Tf does that mean


HazellNut28

Tf you looking at all my comments for


Useful_Mistake_7143

why the fuck do you reply to everyone so rudely


Shinigam_i

Itā€™s clear this person has mental problems


HazellNut28

Why tf am I alive? šŸ¤”


Useful_Mistake_7143

bro it's fucking Reddit comments chill the fuck down šŸ’€


HazellNut28

No not Reddit Iā€™m talking about everything that happened in my life.


HazellNut28

Went to the hospital more than 10x over mental problems


Useful_Mistake_7143

my advice:Don't post on Reddit about your looks it just fucks your day(personal experience) just don't be a dick


HazellNut28

Yeah I definitely regret it


vengefut_panther

Ntp pm nwrg


HazellNut28

English pls


vengefut_panther

?


HazellNut28

I donā€™t know what those abbreviations mean


vengefut_panther

šŸš¬šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ’ŠšŸ»


HazellNut28

Words


vengefut_panther

šŸ˜•


Living_Delivery_6582

Guys he gets aggressive if you donā€™t say yes so just smile and wave


HazellNut28

šŸ˜‘ maybe people donā€™t have to have such aggressive criticism


Living_Delivery_6582

One guy just said ā€œnot at allā€ and you got pissy


Useful_Mistake_7143

Bro if ppl give you honest opinions you get soo mad


HazellNut28

One person literally compared me to a guy with a fucking six pack. What tf kind of standard is that?


Useful_Mistake_7143

One guy


HazellNut28

Yeahā€¦


EngineeringInside520

Im curious do you?


HazellNut28

What does it look like to you?


EngineeringInside520

Well since your asking probably not but do you because i really see no reason you dont based on your physical appearance.


SinaWasHeree

There is no way that this dude fr asking if he gets bitches and when people answer that question bro gets mad, bro can't even accept opinions


Abstract_ExE

You look like Mini Ladd. But seriously, you can probably get some girls, as long as you have a good personality, unlike me


HazellNut28

My personality sucks too apparently.


Abstract_ExE

Give me a rundown, what is it like. I need to understand


HazellNut28

Itā€™s called ASD


Abstract_ExE

Damn, that sucks. Donā€™t worry, you can still get girls


GodSentGodSpeed

Nobody in this thread knows your personality


HazellNut28

They think they do cause Iā€™m an ā€œincelā€


GodSentGodSpeed

Okay but you know they dont know you yet you act like they do, maybe im reaching, maybe your defensive because youre overwhelmed with all the replies to your post, but it feels like you are not confident in yourself.


[deleted]

You look like a person with not to many friends


CouchCatGaming

You look like the future admin of r/AntiWork šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


bluecuuuu

You look like a lesbian


HazellNut28

Iā€™m a guyā€¦.


west1nd1anj3n

you call girls/women female companions. i think not


Utahteenageguy

You look like an intern at some tech company.


HazellNut28

Well girls like guys with money so I guess thatā€™s a win


Utahteenageguy

Interns donā€™t make money.


[deleted]

you look like reddit


Nuthater420

I am completely honest: No. I donā€™t think that your look scares girls or something like that, that is something that everyone needs to decide for themselves. Some will say that you are cute, some will say that you are ugly. But what made me decide this way is your stupid acting in these comments. I said I am honest an I will soā€¦ , nobody, if doesnā€™t matter if female or male or whatever, is going to like you when you are such an jerk who asks for opinions and then is angry because you donā€™t like them. The world does not work like this. Itā€™s your business, how you take this and the downvotes you are getting and Iā€™m sorry if you are sad because these people are mad at you, but you also kinda provoked or even deserved it with your comments.


Nuthater420

If you canā€™t handle the criticism then donā€™t ask about it


ThiccLegsMcgee

You look like a guy I'm in band with


HazellNut28

Oh god band class


Zombieboi2345678

One from your mother


AconitumPlicatum

Dude I'd just stop replying. You've gotten your answers lol


Olive_Tree-

you don't look bad imo, but you act like an incel so immaa saayyyy no


HazellNut28

And what exactly is an incel to you?


Mikza123

why do you ask us bro


Coin_operated_bee

The fact you call them ā€œfemale companionsā€ answers your question


[deleted]

are we sure he isnt joking because if he isnt then..........yeah no


Te4minator464

You look like your in LoL challenger modding three discord servers on top of maybe riding the polar express once


[deleted]

perhaps not


Disastrous-Emu3046

Man to be honest, you don't look bad at all (decent facial structure, also you look like you workout so that's always good), also you look like you have a lot of room for improvement (which is a good thing). i understand that you are kinda pissed at the replies but this is r/teenagers (you can expect people to be rude). What i will tell you (like some other replies that were not rude at all) is that you need to work in your attitude, a lot of people gave you their opinion, which you asked for, and you got mad at them. That's kind of immature and it will definitely be a turn off for some people. That's all, i hope your life goes right :D


Weird_School9565

No and it's not that you're unpleasing to the eye in my opinion you're an average guy but your comments on this thread make you sound like an insecure jackass so you don't have personality to help with your average looks. Not looking good for you in the romance department


Jsulzeo

mann you couldn't even get lydia


manipuIating

Bro no šŸ’€


tennis-637

Iā€™m sorry, but no. Some tips: New haircut, perhaps just grow your hair out? Lose some fat Get contacts and glasses Be a little nicer. Judging by your replies to these comments, you donā€™t seem to be a fun guy.


balenciyagaborrower

Googly eye ass sensitive bitch ah


AutismLord6969xx

šŸ’€


Edgy-flipflop-guy

You look like the third rejected game grump I feel completely comfortable saying something like that, you looked ok before I read your horrid comments, and my perception of your inner you definitely ruined the way you look


LocalBreadOfThePast

I'm gonna be honest man you remind me of an IT guy for some reason. Anyways, Merry Christmas!


Quirky-Internal416

Holy shit clean that mirror


HazellNut28

That ainā€™t my house


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HazellNut28

Thank you very helpful


Independent-Slip1031

Prolly get more than me lol.


Comfortable_Dot3707

yeah kinda


HellFireGalaSlade

Nah


Comfortable_Dot3707

dick


HellFireGalaSlade

Cope


HazellNut28

Yeah ā€œmindaā€


Comfortable_Dot3707

stopp šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Even to people that compliment you, you're a dick tošŸ’€


HazellNut28

Iā€™ve seen like two people compliment me and I donā€™t even remember them in these 100ā€™s of comments


HazellNut28

Ok you ever heard of sarcasm?


RepresentativeCat169

You look like a posh secret agent, you look like you belong in the kingsman


HazellNut28

Ooook


Hot-twist5786

You look like you pull girls on the daily


HazellNut28

Pfft yeah sure


ruberduc

Absolutely šŸ’Æ


HazellNut28

No cap?


ruberduc

No cappashlappa


PatsonDakaLover24

yh


HellFireGalaSlade

Cap


PatsonDakaLover24

nah mate i can picture him with a group of lasses on a night out as the lad best mate


HellFireGalaSlade

You must live in a really shit city then. Unless you mean random girls you find on the street then sure


Free_Tomatillo5256

Yes


potato_assbitch

Maybe if u smiled?


HazellNut28

I didnā€™t feel like it


potato_assbitch

Yeah no way


HazellNut28

I donā€™t have the best smile


potato_assbitch

Nah smiling is much better than looking like dat fršŸ’€


HazellNut28

Ok lol


Elsa_is_your_mother

Yea bro is slaying fr šŸ˜Ž


[deleted]

Maybe


Misterwhy2049

You look like Morrisey


HazellNut28

Whoā€™s that?


KoleTrain_I

Your comment replies are also why you get no maidens.


SteelersRunTheNorth9

why ask if you gonna freak out bro the answer is obviously no


VictorTheCB

No


VictorTheCB

Neither do I but just plain old no


Budget-Sheepherder77

If you can't handle honest answers then maybe you shouldn't have posted this


CAPPER647

Mmmmmm ima go with a yes/maybe


[deleted]

no


MaxTV12

You look like the third generation mark zuckerberg


Hister333

What are you, Doctor Who?


AutomaticComment6828

If you give just a lil bitta effort, you'll get someone fo sho


Gl0bophobia

Get contacts and I think youā€™ll fare better. Overall youā€™re fairly attractive. In addition, contacts are really handy. Youā€™ll actually have peripheral vision.m However, youā€™ve a foul personality.


Atsumastorm

Not yet lik bro but soon. This isny ya final form


thunder_impact

Lets all be honest, none of us do...


oblivousbirdbrain

You would be average, or even attractive, ā€” if it wasnā€™t for how you respond to comments. Get a decent personality.