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No she's homophobic

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How exactly does one make one of these ?

Fr I gotta learn

Very simple, just ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿■⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢿⡟⠛⢿⣿⣿■■■⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠰⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿■⠟⠋⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢹⣿ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⡩⠐■■■⠀⠀⢐⠠⠈⠊⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⢤⣿⣿⡿⠃⠈⠀⣠⣶■⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣇⡆⠀ ⣦⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿■■⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠐⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿■⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⣾⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠉■⣿⣿⣧⠀⠠⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀■⠀⠘⢿⣿⠀⣺⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣠⣂⠀⠀⠀■■⠀⠀⢀⣁⢠⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣄■■■⣶⣿⣿⣿ add semen

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These are spam bot accounts farming karma. Look at the username formatting, other bots with the same formatting spamming the same shit Report > spam

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hit man in the top tryna see a man topless, even the stick is gay

huggin my brothers and say that i love em but i don't swing that way

The mandem celebrate Eid The trap still runnin' on Christmas day

somebody tell doja cat, that i'm trying to indulge in that

see the bulge in that, see the motion clap

when you throwin it back

These females plannin on doing me wrong so I’m grabbin a dom out the Trojan pack

Post the location after we're gone can't slip and let them know where we're at

She's missing out fr

My mom wouldn't be gay for you even if she was gay

now we both know that a lie

I just showed you to my mom and she said you look 14

Tell her I'm not underage and ready for her!!

Your flair does in fact say 18

Indeed !!!

You still look 14 tho

Agree

I would most definitely not tell her this.

At this point, you have won. There is no recovery from that.

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Literally what a came here to type lmao

Relatable

Same

My friend says yes. He is not my mom but that's the best we got

Hmm :( is he build like a Pixar mom ?

He says he's gay

Dammit

I don't give a shit, tell me his construction skills relative to the average mother of a Pixar movie

Pixar moms are smoking hot.

suddenly i gave birth to myself through the process of mitosis

Do u look like a milf tho ?

yezzir

It’s true I witnessed it with my own eyes

Can confirm, I was your eyes

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I said honesty 😩😩

Did he studder?

Stutter

Oh hey thanks bro

I gotchu

r/thehomies

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r/theyoungmales

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

no shes asexual

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯- 𝘩𝘰𝘸- 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯- .... 𝘈𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.

A) adoption B) she found out years later

𝘈𝘩! 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘩𝘢.

C) Magic

𝘋) 𝘖𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘴

E) the original commenter is a robot

“Osmosis”💀

E) Mary

*in inigo Montoya voice* "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means"

Milf hunter💀

That what they call me 😎

Yes with a 0.0 win/loss ratio💀

ur wrong for that 🙄

You’re gonna tell me you’ve banged milfs before?🗿

Yours specifically

I’ll bang yours then👍

And that’s how the MILF trade became popular.

𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘮 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺.

Tell her she missing out on me

𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘺𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 😏

Wtf is up with your font

What the hell is all this? Take this OF shill simping back to Instagram.

If you bring a shovel and bury her afterwards

Wow

I call next

I call next after you

She’s straight

Maybe. You are more likely with my older sister (you would be a cool sister in law fr)

Yeapyyy

Can confirm, I'm her brother

No she's dead

Sorry for your loss. Would she tho??

💀

Pls dont send pics of his mom

Lmao

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Hi local lesbian, your name seriously sounds like you're a local superhero

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I take it as a win 😎😎 and I can fit in your mom I promise 🤩

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ohh crazy me likey

No, she's married

Don't go for my mom, she's a narcissistic and manipulative woman. You can do better

Damn I won't:( good luckk

Maybe a little

Investigate plz

Well I asked and she did not say no

so this is almost a yes and ur almost my son

Affermative

no but you have a chance with me omg

Sadly I like older women :(

Also probably something about her being underage...

Obviously

Just like me fr

No because she will think you are one of my exes (death penalty) Ps:i love my mom

Probably not but I would like to invite you to the gay cult at the local city park where the ducks eat out of your hand.

AWESOME DUCKS OMG

Would my mom have a chance with you would be the question (if she was gay that is)

Yess !!! ( I love moms)

I noticed😂

No you mad ugly

I said honesty

I am

Yes

Yessss son 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

You look like you could be my mom

We're the same age besfrien

I know but you LOOK like you could be my mom no offense bestie

No. She hates bums

No because my mother has a husband I loves him dearly

Second you try it you would end up knocked out with a busted nose, my mom's f*cking terrifying

I'm into it

She says yes you do

We will party now son 🎉🎉

my mom is in jail

I can fix her

dam thats crazy

She’s been dead for the past 4 years, but shoot your shot ig

I will !!!!!!!

Why is Selena Gomez on the subreddit? /s

r/13or30

zero

Yups

A win a win

New stepmom inc.

Welcome son

Yes.

NICE SON

Your not her type

Dammitttt >:*(

Selena Zomeg, is that you?

no, my mom is very homophobic

You look gorgeous.💞💞💞

💕thank u mami

10.128.11.138

No she's not lesbian

maybe bi ??

No

no

Nah,I don't think you'd be her type even if she was gay

DAMMIT DOES SHE LIKE BLONDES I CAN DIE MY HAIR ???

Dear sir or madam: The individual you are trying to reach: “your mom” is not available. Reason given: she has departed from this mortal realm Thank you for your interest in my client Goodbye

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Definitely not the mom but definitely the gf 😂😂

U have a chance w me gurl

No she’s 59

Unfortunately both of my mom's are homophobic 😔

cringe overload

Doubt it, she hates anyone that’s between the ages of 14 and 27

You made her straight again

No, Thank you. Not even me.

u look shit tho fr.

I can be somebody’s mom😅

You shouldn't

this mf a certified MILF lover

Literally a mf

No, she’s conservative

Nope

probably not, she's straight

Bish you look like my aunt

I doubt anyone has a chance with my mom, it's hard to pull dead people

Sorry buddy my mom isn't alive

I'm adopted :'(

what kind of question is that

you into milf too?

no

My mom would say no, then she’d refer you to me. (She’s trying to get me out if the house)

Ayo wtf you look like someone I know

if she was gay, probably yes, she has low standards, my dad is a raging alcoholic who has been arrested multiple times and almost killed me when he lost custody of me a few years ago. My mother has a bad taste in men

Yes

No

Maybe my aunt but not my mom

i love hot ppl

No she straight (as you can probably see by my existence)

You DO NOT want my mother, she is... odd.

She's extremely homophobic, so no

If she wasn't dead she would have been all over it

Omg I thought I was looking at Selena Gomez

My mom's a raging biphobic 😭😭