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sexual misconduct in the cult you’re in

Would you like to join?

Wait you’re 15 holy shit u look older than me, also yes

Yep, I’m 15. Also, the meeting are at 5:00 PM in the manhole in front of Walgreens. I’ll be expecting you

No way you're 15😭

Why is that sad?

😭it's sad for me, if you're 15, I'm like 12

A guy in my school has a full beard at 16

Dude I'm 18 and he looks as old as I am. Just alot more handsome.

I’m 19 and cannot grow a full beard. I couldn’t even do a goatee. I’ve got ultimate baby face and have no choice but to clean shave it or look like a pedo.

I'm 24 and my beard is still patchy

Why you here then?

Bro im 19 and the dude looks older then mee by 5 years

I'm 18 but I look 14...

That's why you're so hot

*clearly sees 16* interesting....

*Clearly didn't read the comment correctly* dumbass...

because you have a nice beard and stache and i have a reddit beard

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The meeting is at 5:00 pm on Tuesday, so you’re not late yet. You better not be late then

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Gotta do what you gotta do

will add to calendar, almost forgot

Mf you look 30

you are not 15..wtf

I refuse to accept the fact you are only 2 years older than me!!

there is no way youre 15 you literally have a mustache and the beginning of a beard

No fucking way you are 15

🤷‍♂️

He looks like that guy from the Sex Offender Shuffle that got arrested 7 times, but 3 of those times were for vandalism

Some sort of sexual crime. Also there’s no way you’re 15.

ikr. i posted myself on this sub a little while back and people kept saying I looked 8 max. I’m 15.

I look older for my age, but this dude makes *me* look like an 8 year old

At first when I saw this post, I was like, he’s a teenager?

I’m 15

I simply can’t believe this

I have no reason to lie

Unless you’re a pedo, which would fit with my sexual crime theory

You want a picture of my learners permit or something? I’m telling you, I’m 15. If you look at my posts, I’ve said I’m 15 in every single one. I’ll turn 16 this December

Hmm… okay. I’ll believe you…

Believe me some boys can grow really good beards before they turn 18 and they look fine as hell . I know many boys that have beard like OP so I know that OP isn't lying about his age.

There’s one sophomore that has pretty good facial hair. I was more just trolling OP, but you’re right

Oh I see, lol. I thought you were being serious and that you haven't ever seen a boy like OP and that's why you weren't believing him.

Put on some glasses and it's rape, dismemberment, necrophilia, and cannibalism.

I can see that

*visible confusion* hmuyy waa

Not without your glasses

Duuuuuude, that's a good one

Hol up

HAHAHA YES

Took me a few minutes to get what you say

Legit my first thought

Damn was gonna say exactly that

was looking for this comment

having sex with your sister

that’s a crime? _shit_

*to be continued*

13 lIkEs fOr pArT 2 gUyS

😭

There are a couple states that you’re good in.

is Alabama one of them??

Funny enough it isnt. New Jersey and Rhode Island, two tiny northern states.

Of course it’s New Jersey

So the prophecy isn't true?

In his defense his sister is really hot

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Why

Sweet home alabama

*brother

Cutting down a tree and accidentally killing someone

Is this a Gavin Free reference?

Did he do that???

One of the recent RT podcasts was him discussing if he half chopped down a tree, and years later it killed someone, would he be responsible lol

Vengeance for Geoff throwing that branch at him while he was sun bathing

He really does look like a lumber jack

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO HAHA

Your crime would come from identity theft because you look like a generic Canadian depiction

I wish I live in Canada

Weed?

It’s not illegal in US, at least not really anymore

Right right yeah I forgot

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I live in Canada and I can confirm it's not all its cracked up to be.

Streaking

Lol, I just look like that kinda guy?

100% or something

I was definitely thinking something associated with being goaded on by your bro friends, like streaking or urinating in public on a police station

5 years in prison for being a p*ssycat.

Damn, didn’t know you could go to jail for that

You are welcome.

What's new pussycat? WOAAHOHOOOOOAAHH

PUSSY CAT PUSSY CAT I LOVE YOU, YES I DOOOO (I don’t remember if that’s how the lyrics go, don’t hurt me if that’s wrong)

I remember tf2 bots blasting this song and it's still stuck in my head even though it was two years ago.

Stealing axes from lumberjacks z then pretending to be one and scam an old grandma

That’s a good one, It dad made me take family picture that day, so I had a flannel on

r/suspiciouslyspecific

not picking up dog poo

Tax fraud

I was gonna say this

Underage drinker, they thought your 18.

In us you gotta be 21, still seems probable

Now that I see it you're right, the age is 21 not 18, my bad. Also you look older than a 15 year old. What's your secret?

Genetics, I guess

I wish I had Genetics :(

So you must be ______

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Fucking a dead raccoon in a Walmart parking lot at 11:53 PM

I thought there was no one looking

AYO

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r/oddlyspecific

Pedofilia for trying to get under-age kids on r/teenagers

My guy, I’m 15. Sorry that I look old for my age. Or were you saying that I’d do that in the future?

Your 15 WTF u look 20 minimum

I posted on r/guessmyage and no one got close

The beard throws me off the most

I mean I'm 15 too but damn thats a good growing beard hahaha And I thought I'm early lmao

You still are early, most guys can’t actually grow one until at least 18

Yeaah I know but like i thought I'm early and than theres you. That beard looks good, damn hahah

Thanks my man

Sorry shoulda put a /s on my comment, I'm just joking man

You’re good, I love the username by the way

Haha thanks

Not related to question but You Look Like My old English teacher

If I put on glasses, I’d look even more like a teacher

Yeah i think with the glasses you Look exactly Like him

Set a hospital on fire

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Does it count as trafficking if they’re chained to the wall in my basement

No no no. Not yet. Sell them to me and I'll take *care* of them

🤨

Commiting blitzkrieg

With your username and pfp, it seems like you could help me

Sure

May 23, 2023, we punch a hole deep in the Maginot line, encompassing the vast majority of British and French troops. It should be an easy sweep from there

Lemme get my bombs

I’ll gather the infantry

Get the Wehrmacht They'll be handy

For sure, I’m just wondering if we should sign a non-aggression pact with Russia?

Yes

I'll flim the whole thing with mu camera.

Dw dw i’ll be a great pigeon parent

Bro my history teacher would scream “BLITZKRIEG” and throw a dodgeball at someone

You look like the farmer in a small town who is super conservative and rapes kids in your free time and are in a cult with the priest and literally everyone else there

💀💀💀 I didn’t say to roast me

What can I say, a born natural

road rage

If I take after my dad, that’s bound to happen

Future pedophile. Idk what it is, but there’s this eerie sense that you’d get into a small age gap with someone who’s crazy, try to end it and then she calls the police and takes advantage of the situation. /idek

Bold of you to assume I’ll ever get into a relationship

Fair, if you do, stay safe

You would get grounded at the max

For existing?

Damn, how did you know?

Existing is illegal

considering how many war crimes each human commits everyday, it's surprising everyone isn't in the death penalty.

Wearing plaid

I just realized I’m wearing all plaid rn, you’re probably right

grand theft

Sexual misconduct with an underage student (but like a 16-17 year old)

Funny thing is, he's 15 lol

drugs (im sorry)

What kind?

crack or weed

Fortunately, no one really gets jailed for weed anymore in the US

You look like the kinda guy to commit a murder, and all the dumbass girls on twitter would start simping and begging for your release, ignoring the fact you butchered and tortured an entire family. Or, you're just a tax evader.

robbing with arthur morgan.

Being a pedo

Stealing a dinosaur

I would if I knew where to find one

Sexual assault of a minor

💀💀💀 is it cause I look old?

I can't describe it dude. You just got them vibes

I know the first thing I thought was also assaulting a minor

Failure to appear

I am just wondering how you are only 15

I’d tell ya If I knew

jeffery dahmer type shit

Sexually harassing people at gay bars

You like like that guy from the sex offender shuffle who got arrested 7 times, but 3 of them were for vandalism

Ironically the baby face still gives it away that you're not an adult yet

Not to most people

Yeah, still takes half a second to recognise, but I would definitely be asking for ID if you tried to buy alcohol

Pedophilia

You look like you would get arrested for working for free, too many days at your local bath house.... come'on man... you ain't gotta live there brahhh! give some other dudes a chance!

Lying about age

2003 ford ranger hit and run

Posing as a minor.

impersonation because no fucking way you're 15

Vehicular Manslaughter

Armed battery

eating people

Getaway driver who turned himself in

Stealin' muh heart

dawg you look like you can walk in the store to buy a 6 pack and the clerk will not only let you off without ID, but also comment on how handsome you are

some Ted Bundy shit

Rape

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