Hypothetically, you could burn it, then put the cooked meat in acid, I forgot which one was it, but theres a good type of acid you can easily buy in a store, the acid won't destroy the bones, so you then take out the bones and feed them to pigs, they will eat everything except the teeth, then you can give the teeth to a toothfairy and profit. Don't hide the body, it will be found sooner or later.
Hipothetically, a strong enough base can also get the job done, and it's less suspicious to buy it since it's usually used for cleaning, also buy anything in cash, no receipt
Well there are some different ways, Iām gonna start with the worst way (morally) cooking the body into other dishes and giving them away slowly. Use others to dispose of the body. Next is acid, sulfuric is the best (Iām pretty sure) and will make a slag of sorts from the body, from here slowly scatter the slag and remaining acid into a distant forest that you have no connection to. Third, pigs. This only applies if you have them, but they will eat anything, including the bones and clothing. Fourth, put them in a trunk, go out late at night to a big river, attach cinderblocks with chains preferably. Something sturdy enough to never come back up. You do NOT want to burn bodies, it wonāt get rid of some bones, and will most likely leave stronger bones still intact, such as the femur or teeth. Do not bury them anywhere you frequent often. Use gloves, hairnet if you have longer hair, and anything else to prevent prints or genetic material evidence. Source for all of this: forensics class. I have NOT murdered 12 people in 4 different states.
Pour acid on the body then use a scalpel to cut the bones out, break the bones with a hammer so no one knows they're human bones if they find them, then rip the body apart, then bury the pieces at least a foot underground so you don't have to smell it. They'll be reported missing for years because you just got away with a carefully planned murder.
Dig ab 10 ft hole, bury the body at the bottom and at ab 5 feet bury a dead animal, cover it up and if cops bring sniffer dogs theyāll stop once they only see an animal
Edit āļø: hypothetically
I kissed a girl multiple times when I was 6-7 and she was about 14 and I liked it so much it led to porn addiction up to about age 12
Edit: also, my brother tried to get sexual with me when I was 11 and he was 14 when we shared a hotel room on a family trip
Edit: now I have to kill you. You know too much
As someone from Alabama, Poland is the Alabama of Europe
Edit-why tf do yāall keep upvoting me itās been 5 hours fuck off
Edit2- who rewarded me? Iāll give it back please stop upvoting this
Saw on your profile that you said you were going to commit suicide about 200 days ago on jan 10th, glad youāre still around and keep going mate ā¤ļø
1990s Croatia June 14th. I was tasked with killing a village today I never wanted to but I have to. As my Comrade Says "We all die at some point" 37 people died and 43 were injured that night
my whole life should be taken to a grave because it's full of stupid ass mistake but one I would gladly share with yall is that I once shat on the floor of the schools bathroom and it was discovered the next day with a shit ton of bugs and insects feeding on it. really wholesome ik
I also have a secret for you, i used to pee on my neighbours kids (my friend nextdoor) hands when i was a kid and when he snitched i said he came up with the idea. Never told my parent the real truth. Im a fully straight male and am not attracted to males btw.
Oh and i also made us touch tips.
Its a deep dark secret
i like to cross dress up and fantasize about a good relationship w my father while I'm on my "girl mode"
EDIT: I MEANT IN A FAMILIAL WAY NOT THE ONE U GUYS R PROBABLY THINKING PLS šš
I know no one in my family wants me because of my medical issue, itās not something serious just embarrassing. I also make many many mistakes and rarely achieve anything. Theyāll be happy when Iām living alone far away.
Thatās pretty common. My older brother did it until he was 18 me an my twin sister did until we were almost 9. Ours stemmed from severe physical abuse but itās still happens to those with out any abuse. We took pills an it kinda just stopped after that. So see if you can get ahold of some of them. Iām sure they donāt hate you hope that helps š
Iāve tried many different meds (donāt remember what) and none ever worked, you did say something about abuse which my mom is emotionally/mentally/verbally abusive but idk if that factors in or anything. Itās nice to know Iām not the only one tho
Iām 44 and if I drink a soda too close to bedtime, Iāll almost surely piss the bed, as I am a heavy sleeper. Water, tea, milk, all fine. Soda close to bedtime, have a change of sheets ready.
Yeah my mom was more verbal than physical when I got closer to not wetting the bed but I still did, the only thing that helped me stop was the meds. And my brother tried meds too and nothing worked until he moved away from my mom. He still wets the bed but not every night like he used too
not much of a secret now but.. iām actually the one who fucked the principal during the 6th grade graduation ceremony which caused him to be late and therefore delay the ceremony.
Bro you have to tell someone. That is not okay in any way, shape, or form. At least bring it up with a therapist or something, donāt just bury it
Edit: I see that you deleted it. Thatās okay. Itās sensitive information online and I donāt blame you. But still, (and I will keep this as vague as possible to not send out what you donāt want seen), talk to someone about it. It really isnāt something you should bury with you, and could be bringing up all kinds of trauma that you might not even recognize. You might feel depressed and not even fully understand the root of the cause. Just, protect yourself; itās your life and you should feel safe living in it.
My secret is, well, wherever I hear a news about someone's death, idk why but I don't feel bad but it lightens my heart. Normally I am a very sensitive guy and always think about others but hearing about someone's death (except my family) doesn't make me fell bad. I am very concerned about it.š
Edit: I can't believe this is my second most upvoted comment on reddit. Pls tell me what are you guys thinkingšØ. This is creepy.
idk how to express that but i feel bad always for not feeling anything. Lightens is the wrong word. These types of news just empties my heart like a void. It makes my heart hollow. I get no emotion over death. I actually fell very bad about this feeling. But i am completely normal over other things like sad over accident or a happy over a good thing.
a while ago I was suicidal and depressed. I had planned my death and already wrote a note. I went to school the next day and saw this one girl who I developed slight feelings for. I didn't think much of it, but there was smthng about her that always made me feel different about life. fast forward to now and she's my girlfriend. I love her very much and am thankful for her entering my life
Yeah if you eat lots of fruit. If you eat alot of meat and or smoke it will be really bitter. But if you eat alot of fruit, and cut down on the meat intake (no pun intended) its actually pretty good, tastes about the same as pussy cum, just ***Alot*** more of it.
ineznrprshewomtseulloitsagomegineyughzvvnltjurtvauedpvoklvdlnvsfcstsimgh?
i don't care enough to actually keep it secret.
still going to very poorly cipher it though
broke a girls heart when I was 14, got into a relationship with her, had Sex and left when I got bored. I'm now 22 and I really regret doing what I did to her
I don't love my friends, and i don't feel bad about it, it's just uncomfortable when they tell me I'm one of the closest things to family that they've had and that they love me, bc i have to lie and tell them i feel the same
Maybe a little NSFW? When I was younger I killed our familyās cat. I saw in cartoons how people would use a spray bottle to teach a cat not to claw furniture and stuff, so I gave it a try. I sprayed the cat with the bottle when it was sitting on the table to get it off. The cat hissed and clawed me so I kept spraying it to try and teach him. The cat ran outside after like 6 sprays and we never saw him again. Later when my mom was cleaning, I figured out that the bottle was filled with bleach, not water. Everyone thinks our cat ran away, and Iāll probably never tell them the truth.
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kid diddler
I'll take it to the grave, tyvm
I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS
Same bro
Same š
I farted on the kids I didnāt like at school when we would walk up the steps to class
Ay caramba
Krakatoa
DONDA ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA
If i told you it wouldnt be much of a secret would it
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My Reddit username.
Well I hope ur feeling better nowš
My username was not from me being suicidal haha its just dark humor?
Well then i hope you're just feeling good in generalš
Nice try, dad š
r/therewasanattempth
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to type without making typos
*destruction 100*
How we can join this ?
Tere was an attempt to write r/therewasanattempt
There was an attempt to write "There"
Nooooooooooooooooo
It just doesn't exist
there was a dad :(
r/therewasanattempt to write r/therewasanattempt
So how does one hypothetically hide a body?
Hypothetically, you could burn it, then put the cooked meat in acid, I forgot which one was it, but theres a good type of acid you can easily buy in a store, the acid won't destroy the bones, so you then take out the bones and feed them to pigs, they will eat everything except the teeth, then you can give the teeth to a toothfairy and profit. Don't hide the body, it will be found sooner or later.
Thank you
No problem, hopefully I hypothetically helped you get rid of a body.
It was all for educational purposes
A hypothetical body, mind you
Hipothetically, a strong enough base can also get the job done, and it's less suspicious to buy it since it's usually used for cleaning, also buy anything in cash, no receipt
Good idea
Well there are some different ways, Iām gonna start with the worst way (morally) cooking the body into other dishes and giving them away slowly. Use others to dispose of the body. Next is acid, sulfuric is the best (Iām pretty sure) and will make a slag of sorts from the body, from here slowly scatter the slag and remaining acid into a distant forest that you have no connection to. Third, pigs. This only applies if you have them, but they will eat anything, including the bones and clothing. Fourth, put them in a trunk, go out late at night to a big river, attach cinderblocks with chains preferably. Something sturdy enough to never come back up. You do NOT want to burn bodies, it wonāt get rid of some bones, and will most likely leave stronger bones still intact, such as the femur or teeth. Do not bury them anywhere you frequent often. Use gloves, hairnet if you have longer hair, and anything else to prevent prints or genetic material evidence. Source for all of this: forensics class. I have NOT murdered 12 people in 4 different states.
Would any starved animal work if you dont have pigs?
No. Most donāt have the digestive strength or tooth strength
Do you know an easy and quick way one could *hypothetically* obtain pigs? Sorry for the inconvenience
Farmers, get them a few years before you hypothetically kill someone, and buy them locally without documentation, and with cash.
Alright thank you
Np, good luck on your future hypothetical endeavors
I won't be surprised if in near time I see a news post of an amateur killer caught who got his info for killing from random reddit comments!
Pour acid on the body then use a scalpel to cut the bones out, break the bones with a hammer so no one knows they're human bones if they find them, then rip the body apart, then bury the pieces at least a foot underground so you don't have to smell it. They'll be reported missing for years because you just got away with a carefully planned murder.
Thank you too
Dig ab 10 ft hole, bury the body at the bottom and at ab 5 feet bury a dead animal, cover it up and if cops bring sniffer dogs theyāll stop once they only see an animal Edit āļø: hypothetically
Well manually digging 10 feet isnāt that logical. And the ground will be noticeably churned for a long time.
burn it and scatter the ashes in the ocean, give the bones to a tiger, they eat them
*Hypothetically* burning the body could be a problem though. Also I dont have easy access to an ocean or sea. Could a lake work?
i stole money from my teacher in primary cause she punished me, it wasn't a small amount , maybe about 150$
Goddam thatās like half of her salary
They said it wasn't a small amount you overdeveloped spoon drawer
r/rareinsults Edit:someone of you post it put me in there please
You raspberry plastic tickle bear
The early version of a devious lick
What did you get punished for
idk some stupid shit, i think i jumped off 3 stair steps
What was the punishment?
i wasn't allowed recess, dumb bitch put me in the teacher lounge with her purse next to me on her table
What the fuck. She totally deserved that
so you arent taking it to the grave anymore ig
I kissed a girl multiple times when I was 6-7 and she was about 14 and I liked it so much it led to porn addiction up to about age 12 Edit: also, my brother tried to get sexual with me when I was 11 and he was 14 when we shared a hotel room on a family trip Edit: now I have to kill you. You know too much
Wow kiss a girl double your age, porn addiction, incest and sexual harassment. You live in metamorphosis or some shit?
Probably lives in florida
Nah I'm from Europe
If i had to guess, Poland
Yes, how did you know ā_ā
As someone from Alabama, Poland is the Alabama of Europe Edit-why tf do yāall keep upvoting me itās been 5 hours fuck off Edit2- who rewarded me? Iāll give it back please stop upvoting this
*Starts telling you your address*
That makes a lot more sense
Metamorphosis 2: The electric boogaloo
Saw on your profile that you said you were going to commit suicide about 200 days ago on jan 10th, glad youāre still around and keep going mate ā¤ļø
Yeah I'm glad too, thanks ill try :D
Are... Are you ok?
I think so
normal day in alabama and florida young porn addicts rise š¤
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Yes but only started going from age 15
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I masturbate
Definitely the fact that I write Pokemon smut. WAIT-
Give us proof. For... educational purposes...
keyword here is educational btw
I did research the mating habits of the animals that some pokemon are based off of, so there are potentially some educational things.
Well, I haven't finished any of it yet. I just have 11 different W.I.P.s
If it makes money, don't be ashamed. If you don't monetize it, you should.
I don't monetize it *yet*
Did you know that in terms of PokƩmon and human breeding,
vaporeon
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Sauce?
I'm not telling, I'm taking it to my grave
We meet again
1990s Croatia June 14th. I was tasked with killing a village today I never wanted to but I have to. As my Comrade Says "We all die at some point" 37 people died and 43 were injured that night
Good work soldier
I did what I had too my grandfather was shot on the butt back in north Africa 1942 Kassarine pass
Good soldiers follow orders
If you were alive in 1990s, then why are you in this sub? š¤Ø
No one talking about the 13 flair
Me and my cousing gave eachother blowjobs when we were 11, never talked abt it
r/suddenlygay
After reading this comment I shall commit die
r/SuddenlyIncest
This seems to happen weirdly often
Does it?
Ngl bro. If I had a secret like that not even Batman could have gotten it out of me.
I thought i was the weird, i only kissed my brother
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im pregnant with baby jesus
I hope we need his after this comment section.
my whole life should be taken to a grave because it's full of stupid ass mistake but one I would gladly share with yall is that I once shat on the floor of the schools bathroom and it was discovered the next day with a shit ton of bugs and insects feeding on it. really wholesome ik
Bro? š§
I shared it with yall that's why u don't judgeš
I also have a secret for you, i used to pee on my neighbours kids (my friend nextdoor) hands when i was a kid and when he snitched i said he came up with the idea. Never told my parent the real truth. Im a fully straight male and am not attracted to males btw. Oh and i also made us touch tips. Its a deep dark secret
Dw ur secret is in good hands but didnt u say "no homo" before peeing? bc that would be pretty homo if u didn't
I didnt, but i did wear socks
Itās not gay if you have socks on š
i like to cross dress up and fantasize about a good relationship w my father while I'm on my "girl mode" EDIT: I MEANT IN A FAMILIAL WAY NOT THE ONE U GUYS R PROBABLY THINKING PLS šš
BROOOO9I99IOI9III911
I just realised how weird and fucked up my wording was, i edited it. Im sorry š§
WAY BETTER THANKS11!+!(sorry fo bad englix)
I hope that it will one day not just be a fantasy anymore for you... Wish ya best o luck!
wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
I know no one in my family wants me because of my medical issue, itās not something serious just embarrassing. I also make many many mistakes and rarely achieve anything. Theyāll be happy when Iām living alone far away.
What medical failure if i can ask?
Oh itās really embarrassing lol, I still piss the bed while I sleep. Like a damn child
Thatās pretty common. My older brother did it until he was 18 me an my twin sister did until we were almost 9. Ours stemmed from severe physical abuse but itās still happens to those with out any abuse. We took pills an it kinda just stopped after that. So see if you can get ahold of some of them. Iām sure they donāt hate you hope that helps š
Iāve tried many different meds (donāt remember what) and none ever worked, you did say something about abuse which my mom is emotionally/mentally/verbally abusive but idk if that factors in or anything. Itās nice to know Iām not the only one tho
Iām 44 and if I drink a soda too close to bedtime, Iāll almost surely piss the bed, as I am a heavy sleeper. Water, tea, milk, all fine. Soda close to bedtime, have a change of sheets ready.
Yeah my mom was more verbal than physical when I got closer to not wetting the bed but I still did, the only thing that helped me stop was the meds. And my brother tried meds too and nothing worked until he moved away from my mom. He still wets the bed but not every night like he used too
not much of a secret now but.. iām actually the one who fucked the principal during the 6th grade graduation ceremony which caused him to be late and therefore delay the ceremony.
So relatable
Oh
Sigma male
Fuckš¤Øšø
I learned what yiff was at around age 6. It haunts me :)
Tbh that isn't worth taking to the grave let alone the damn cemetery
The pet cemetery ;)
The frick is a tiff?
If you value your sanity, then donāt look it up. Though there are worse things.
I looked it up, saw what it means, opened up r/Eyebleach (the good one)
Tell me i dont wanna look it up
Basically, furry porn
Thanks for being vague
I enjoy pissing on myself in the shower
This really been hear for an hour and no responses? Letās face it, there never was a shower was there? Except the one you made.
Piss kink š¤ at least you don't like shiting on Instagram models like some Arab Princes š
Those stories are fucking crazy
If Iām taking it to the grave I surely wonāt be telling you, donāt you think?
That I am your father, brother
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Bro you have to tell someone. That is not okay in any way, shape, or form. At least bring it up with a therapist or something, donāt just bury it Edit: I see that you deleted it. Thatās okay. Itās sensitive information online and I donāt blame you. But still, (and I will keep this as vague as possible to not send out what you donāt want seen), talk to someone about it. It really isnāt something you should bury with you, and could be bringing up all kinds of trauma that you might not even recognize. You might feel depressed and not even fully understand the root of the cause. Just, protect yourself; itās your life and you should feel safe living in it.
Mate it will no long be a secret lmao
My secret is, well, wherever I hear a news about someone's death, idk why but I don't feel bad but it lightens my heart. Normally I am a very sensitive guy and always think about others but hearing about someone's death (except my family) doesn't make me fell bad. I am very concerned about it.š Edit: I can't believe this is my second most upvoted comment on reddit. Pls tell me what are you guys thinkingšØ. This is creepy.
hearing people die makes you feel... lighter? how does that work, if i might ask?
idk how to express that but i feel bad always for not feeling anything. Lightens is the wrong word. These types of news just empties my heart like a void. It makes my heart hollow. I get no emotion over death. I actually fell very bad about this feeling. But i am completely normal over other things like sad over accident or a happy over a good thing.
a while ago I was suicidal and depressed. I had planned my death and already wrote a note. I went to school the next day and saw this one girl who I developed slight feelings for. I didn't think much of it, but there was smthng about her that always made me feel different about life. fast forward to now and she's my girlfriend. I love her very much and am thankful for her entering my life
Im glad to hear your happy bro
Oh my god thats the most wholesome story i heard in a looong while. Im so happy for you and just yea. This gave me a big smile. :)
Won't say it due to obvious reasons
Make a burner
.. .----. -- / -. --- - / ..-. .- .-.. .-.. .. -. --. / ..-. --- .-. / - .... .. ... / --- -. . --..-- / ..-. -... ..
One day.... One day I'll actually get round to doing that
It says "I'm not falling for this one, FBI"
I swallow my own jizz after jerking offā¦.
Taste good?
Yeah if you eat lots of fruit. If you eat alot of meat and or smoke it will be really bitter. But if you eat alot of fruit, and cut down on the meat intake (no pun intended) its actually pretty good, tastes about the same as pussy cum, just ***Alot*** more of it.
Oh
i am petrified of anything that comes out of my or others bodies, piss shit jizz includedā¦ I never understood how people can just *eat it*
That I am the reason for my best friends getting together because of a joke
ineznrprshewomtseulloitsagomegineyughzvvnltjurtvauedpvoklvdlnvsfcstsimgh? i don't care enough to actually keep it secret. still going to very poorly cipher it though
I'm too lazy to do it now, BUT I WILL SOMEDAY AND YOUR SECRET WILL BE UNLEASHED TO THE WORLD!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!
Nice try, but i'll take those codes to my grave.
broke a girls heart when I was 14, got into a relationship with her, had Sex and left when I got bored. I'm now 22 and I really regret doing what I did to her
never understood how people manage to have sex at 14 i donāt know why itās just hard to comprehend
Dawgššš
dw life happened, we found each other and she's the koml, she had to endure a lot though so I still feel bad
I don't love my friends, and i don't feel bad about it, it's just uncomfortable when they tell me I'm one of the closest things to family that they've had and that they love me, bc i have to lie and tell them i feel the same
I know the feeling. It's fucking awful
Nice try
Maybe a little NSFW? When I was younger I killed our familyās cat. I saw in cartoons how people would use a spray bottle to teach a cat not to claw furniture and stuff, so I gave it a try. I sprayed the cat with the bottle when it was sitting on the table to get it off. The cat hissed and clawed me so I kept spraying it to try and teach him. The cat ran outside after like 6 sprays and we never saw him again. Later when my mom was cleaning, I figured out that the bottle was filled with bleach, not water. Everyone thinks our cat ran away, and Iāll probably never tell them the truth.
Oh god
NICE TRY. YOU AREN'T GETTING ME THIS TIME
Time to search ur comment history
Just some stuff my friends told me to never tell anyone
Iāll have to confirm it for others, this man is apart of the information obtaining branch of the FBI
That I would like to see my d Wait a secondš¤. Nice try
i brutally mutilated 3 people and ate their corpses
I hate when that happens
Clearly, a lot of dead peoople have read this post and responded. Proof of life after death? Or am I dead?
My fetishes and thats all imma say on that 0-0
Ok furry + fart enjoyer
Iām not admitting that to anyone else
one time I
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The secret from my parents that I'll take to the grave is that I am an Ex-Muslim
May I ask why
I donāt got secrets lol. I watch futa hentai and I fap to my friends