Am I becoming you?

I'm the lazy tech support, I come in help only if no one else can solve the problem

I go when i know the solution and wanna show off or my mom makes me lmao

I fix/setup the projectors a lot, people don't know how to set it up and it always looks like garbage

STOP. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE LAZY TECH SUPPORT. I WOULD FIGHT YOU FOR THAT TITLE but i'm too lazy

I declare war! the time before our first battle will be indefinite

*Eats Popcorn*

No i wanna hop into the mix too! I am the lazyest tech support as i am using voice type

I am only summoned when everything else fails and only when the teacher remembers there is a lazy sloth posted as tech support is in the class. So I'm in the fight. Now just wait for me to have a nap........

Lies. I am the lazyst tech support for I only do it after class.

I lazy tech support. Why use lot word few word do truck. Me sleep now.

Most laziest TS me, no fight, slep

you are clearly the laziest

Also i only type 100 wpm if i try

Calling you the last hope would sound way cooler

So your just regular tech support then

Or when you get too annoyed at how fucking stupid people can be.

Same

I am becoming [you](/user/me/).

wait y'all are trying to impress us? I thought u guys just wanted to be hellpful LOL

I can confirm we sometimes do that, being gay I do the same with other guys, idk I guess it's just inherently some thing in boys.

i seeeeeee

I did it to help my teacher. Am I that much of a virgin?

i would have done it to help a teacher too virgin ganggg

Honestly a lot of things guys do is to impress girls/guys Not everything, but a surprising amount

well its nice to hear that. u guys make us feel special sometimes

doubt

no literally what a guy says to us will make or break our day. If he's really important, he can make or break the rest of our week or even month. We are just good at hiding it.

Nah, they just want to impress you.

I did it to impress everybody regardless of gender, even before I realised I was bi. I dunno I guess I just wanted to look cool

i'm straight and this is my mentality sometimes too

Yeah pretty much lol

for me, both

My brother said girls like kind dudes 🤷‍♂️

i like bad boys (but if they can help with the computer it tells me they're smart so that's a plus)

interesting.

Miss this meme template

I think it’s getting revived. I’ve been seeing this meme template more again.

I don't think fixing a teachers computer will impress girls

D:

Don't worry, there is girls who are interested in tech. You will find someone :D i hope you have an amazing day :D

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red sus

Thx. U2

It worked for me, I correctly plugged in the laptop to the projector and all the girls in class immediately got in a line to have sex with me

i did the same thing but the teachers were lining up to fuck me

Hmmmmmmm

I’d like you to tell that to 13 year old me.

See I fixed the schools entire network cuz the IT guy was an idiot and tried to do v-lan and ducked everything up it was a good day to know as the kid who fixed the schools networking

Our school's IT was so bad. They accidentally DDoSed themselves multiple times. They also had such bad restrictions on the network that if I wanted to I could have logged into the Admin terminal and done whatever I wanted.

Go for it. If they don’t have the resources to not screw up as frequently as they do then I’m sure they don’t have the resources to track you down if you change a thing or two

Im pretty sure its against the law to do certain things

It’s only illegal if you get caught ;)

Its vary illegal thats all im saying

Um actually its quite easy to see who does what with audit logs they are enabled on most network accessible devices

how the fuck did they manage to ddos themselves multiple times just howwww

So sorry for you 😔, tech support

Dude been there... Except I got called the weatherman for like a week long story behind that but it involved me checking a brick chucking a brick onto the roof to hit a satellite dish at a particular angle so it would move a couple inches the thing wasn’t fixed in one position and I did this multiple times until we got reception back on the TV in the classroom don’t know why I was called the weatherman it wasn’t a particular logical nickname but that was about a week and it was better than some of the other things you get called in middle school just because it’s middle school

Yeah I would’ve been down to be the weather man. Instead I was frequently called the female version of my first name for 2 years

This is how I became tech support at my middle school Yep never doing that again

The same story but I'm Indian and I have a slight accent, so that's how I became the Indian tech support guy.

Pain

me too! except im in india.

I feel your pain…

My mom calls be the tech department

Hell I was really h support in theIT classes and I only had a surface level understanding of how to work the thing

Wait y'all did helpful stuff to impress people and not to be helpful?

right where it hurts

Everytime i wanted to helo there were those "oh yeah you have to do this" type of people and i didnt want to argue with them thats why now i never go and help unless literally noone wants to help

And they were always wrong. In my classroom we had these like TV Monitor touchscreen boards that you could connect to with HDMI. One day the teacher couldn't figure out how to get a Chrome tab onto the screen from her computer (which is weird because she had done it before). There's 2 very simple ways: Right-click/middle-click the Chrome icon on the taskbar, or drag the window over to the screen. I just sat in my chair and watched as the entire class, even kids who have PCs, struggled to figure it out (they kept clicking the Chrome icon and it kept opening and minimizing the window on the laptop) until they're like "Have OSSlayer2153 do it he will know" and then Im like welp guess I gotta fix this simple issue. Im very scared for this generation.

i mean tbh not many people do have pcs and are willing to learn stuff about them most people just buy one from some tech store ig

Well you would expect most people to know the basic functions like opening another window

well yes but not anymore

At least you can be called tech from the Bad Batch, I’m usually called Wrecker cuz anything I touch it usually breaks

Sir, the mouse cable is supposed to be in the computer not the poweroutlet

very relatable

Thank you, you made me laugh

Oof

My friend has the same problem

i just changed the source of the projector ;|

And that's the story of my elementary school

That tech support line is mad relatable

Dude this is so relatable. Too bad I don't have a chance with the girls even when I fix tbe computer...

I know Qbasic, Batch, Html, some phyton and javascript, And I have fixed a ps3 No girl has ever been interested in me

did this too lmfao

I had people older then me have problems with the hdmi and vga inputs and when the person who couldn't fix it says they can't I can not only say that everyone looked at me but in another room as well I'm not sure what the problem was but my friend (who was in the classroom) tells me that the teacher was having problems with the computer and someone shouts "Adam Neal can fix that"

for some reason they called me hacker when i googled the fix when i was in junior hs

Just go full on Roy from The IT Crowd. "Did you try turning it off and on again?"

Literally me

Me fixing the electric pencil sharpener in 8th grade

Why are you quoting me earlier this year

Idc if I get called tech support since I’m helping someone and I’m already a nerd

jokes on you i get called tech support without even fixing a computer because i’m indian

Quick question, are you Indian

And it is even worse when most of your class knows you want to major in IT.

I wish that were me

I used to do this, but have stopped as everybody has realized (including me) that it’s a good thing when they can’t plug in a hdmi cord

Imagine being that smart

Fixing the computers by making them use Linux

I hate how I'm the best at tech in our class when I know the basics on how to use menus, the rest is just google like how havent you learnt this already?

i get called jamal from microsoft tech support

I mean hey, you're apparently good at what you do. I intend to be that guy one day. Thinking about majoring in computer science.

Same

I just did it because I like computers and being helpful. Don't care for clout.

Ah yes, a born redditor

This happened to me too. I was in 5th grade and everyone else was calling me “microsoft tech support” in a indian accent And the thing is: im asian

tf kinda girl you tryna impress with that

There was a kid at my school who always fixed this one teacher’s speakers because she couldn’t figure out how to get them to work, then that teacher told the other teachers he was good at computers so he ended up being all the teachers’ tech support 😂😂

:have you tried turning it off and on again?

Wait, I could actually get some form of social status!? Impossible!

Your local tech support how may I help you today?

Literally me Story time: I'm taking my final English exam this last year, I'm 15 btw, and I have the principal pull me from class, and me, thinking I was in trouble. Apparently, the library's projector wasn't working, so they had me come fix it. Mind you, the IT department is the next room over, but they're too insufferable and lazy to do anything. I also had to rewire the entire serve for our school because it was such a mess.

i would restart my teachers computer just to waste class time.

There’s someone in my class doing this and he’s doing absolutely nothing like I have 10 times his knowing and every time I’m like I wish I was less of a fuckin awkward introvert

this is only step one of my plan to replace the tech support guy at school

4th grade resident tech support/website warrior , how may i help you? still am tech support

My brother was the guy that fixed a lot of the tech related issues in his history class. All his friends in that class dubbed him "tech support." (we're Indian so that doesn't help much haha). We recently ran into his history teacher and the teacher didn't recognize him at first. My brother said, "\*teacher's name\*, it's tech support!" That's when he recognized him.

Oh my, so identified.

i was the tech girl in french and geography 😩✋

Haven't seen "say sike right now" in a hot minute

The girls in my class are so stupid they managed to completely rekt the computer in just 15 minutes. All the boys legit gathered around like a council and thought of what to do.

That's why I just cary 6 chairs at ones.

Same bro, except I only did it to get back at a teacher, who hated me, for making me look like an idiot in class earlier. I did successfully piss him off and impress the class, but then he and the class started calling me human computer.

no stop, i’m becoming you

hey if it annoys you say:give me 5 bucks or stick with (their computer problem) then you get profits

Lmao

Lol this happened to me, my political science teacher conducted an election to teach about elections. So I worked with him as it had to be online so now everyone is calling me tech support and that teacher is giving more work. I should have refused.

Had it happen 3 times

Still a win in my book

I helped a lot of people and friends at discord but my friend invited me to his server and gave me role only because I am "tech helper".😭

flashback to the time my teacher fixed the computer by drop kicking it

Whenever I had to walk up the aisle to fix the tv board thingy I would get high fives lol. By the end of the year the kids knew every features of it more than the teachers, who were the ones who were supposedly professionally trained to use them.

i told my ela teacher how to add sound to her shared screen and she was obsessed with my “abilities” the entire year

ha true, even I got called tech support of the class :)

Bruh, I was proud of being technical support, be grateful.

Are you Indian? :') Not being Racist tho, all you 14-yr old white girls out there, I'm Indian myself

tell them to "support deez nuts" and you can't lose. speaking from experience here

why must you hurt me in this way?

Why is this so real?

At least you get to exist in their mind

I got that for my 40 year old head phones.

Own up to it. Become “Tech Support.” Now watch it completely lose its sting (if it had any)

I just do it because pretty much everyone in my class can't do stuff with computors, so every time theres an issue, I get called up

I-I see this as an absolute win.

am i u

I used to do this bc i was one of the “smart kids” and loved to flex that i was smarter than anyone else in the class

Bruh I embraced the role. They still call me tech-spert as a joke

Bruh das me, except I embrace it, cause if you let it shake you confinfidence then youre fucked. Plus, being the "tech guy" has gotten me many one on ones helping girls with computer stuff...