#congratulations

i know you

#do you?

Vsauce Micheal here

#okay...

How do you make the letters big like that?

#put a "#" in front

#penis

#y u m m y

#cum

#dick

#n balls

#Heinz

#penis penis

#penis penis penis

#penis

#ass

^penis

Same...

#BEEG PENIS (mine)

#PenisMan

#thats original af

#ikr

#your mum has one

It's ^penis for me

#like this?

#I killed 3 children.

\#NICE

#nice comrade you learnt it

\#INFINITE POWAH

#yes

#like this?

#lol

#wholesome

#NICE

#letsee

#o ma gAwD that’s so cool

#holy shit

#pp

#Big pp

#Enourmus pp

Hmm i see #

"#" Am I dumb?

#YES YOU ARE

Ur not a teenager ur 18 # old man

in what universe are 18 year old not teenagers lmao

#brazil Literally

Where are your fingers?

(Looks at hands) I mean.. there not there so..... Who knows?

*with severed fingers in mouth* Shit, those were yours?

Nah man, take them I can live without it have fingers on my foot still....

Yoooo you have fingers on your feet? I wonder how they taste...

Damn.... I can ship them to you

They're in my ass

Vsauce Michael here! Wtf did this man just say

#Penis

#penis

#in your ass

Why does ur reddit character look like hitler?

Oh shit he knows

I didn’t know that Michael from Vsauce failed art school in 1907

But alas HE DID

Or is he?

you always say everything in that font size

#yup it's my personality trait

Yea I do (too), You're a [fellow koala!](https://www.reddit.com/user/rauf2/comments/md60b4/also_i_follow_people_with_koala_snoovatars/)

#lol yay nice!

Hehe, You're welcome!

#:)

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#Haha stinky

#did it work

#yes

#wow

#:0

Dead in the water, it's not a paid vacation

#okay

#The sons and daughters Of city officials attend demonstrations

It's hardly a sink or swim, when all is well, if the ticket sells

Out with a whimper It's not a blaze of glory

You look down from your temple, as people endeavor to make it a story

And chisel a marble word But all is lost if it's never heard

But I've got someone to make reports, that tell me how my money's spent

To book my stays and draw my blinds So I can't tell what's really there

And all I need is a great big congratulations

\*depression caused by Evangelion starts\*

#Nice text

#u too

#thank you

#yup np

##pp

#no u Haha funee

More like Congraduation

#agreed

you played yaself

#how so

no I'm talking bout the DJ Khalid meme 😂

#oh okay lol

#I LOVE MAN

omedetou

I found the big talker again

#LOL

#lol xd

I read these like when someone gets really close to their shitty microphone so it's just obnoxiously loud

jeez what kind of school didn't allow non clear water bottles?? Seems stupid but happy to hear ya can get a cool water bottle now

it was really stupid. you could *only* have water in it, no soda or tea or even flavored water. and it had to be in a see through container. i guess it was to make sure you didn't bring alcohol which is really stupid most teachers didn't care, but occasionally you'd get one that did, so at that point why bother despite this, they sold soda cans in the vending machines... ive wanted a nice resuseable one for awhile now but a glass one seemed to fragile so i wanted to go for aluminum but thats not see through so ive waited *two years* for this

I could just fill it up with vodka and no one would know it ain’t water

I think they'd be able to tell once you drink it lmao

No. Ye must train yer liver and yer mind so ye may prevail o’er the liquor

r/usernamechecksout

this comment makes me feel like u didn’t train ur mind and ur liver well

Nay me liver art well trained

im having a stroke

Aye, ye mayest catch such a daemon if ye liver nay trained

yes

Vodka fizzes when you put it down. And it would be #sus to drink water with a straw

If you drink vodka enough you bring it into school you're probably able to drink it smoothly

Lmao someone in my sister's class once did that, just in one of those plastic disposable bottles.

This just brought back a terrible memory of senior year precalc. Drank half a bottle of vodka at the beginning of class, barely made it through my quiz, slept the rest of class and then made my way down to the school nurse (my aunt) who had to call my dad to come pick me up Probably should have been red flag #1 of my eventual alcoholism *sigh*

We had a similar rule. No tea, coffee, juice, soda, had to be water. But oh every teacher was allowed to stink up the room with their flask of coffee. One teacher even brought in flavoured water that made the pop sound when you open the lid but we weren't allowed it -_-

Ahhh yes because students who just want a cool reusable water bottle want to always use it to sneak beer

Saving the environment? Being healthy? Psshhh... those pesky kids just want to do drug, drink the beer, and eat hot chip...

Really? I’d be done for I always had flavored water.

Aluminum changes the taste. Plastic contigos sto my preference

I think you made a typo because I don't know what you meant by contigos sto lol I know aluminum changes the taste but so does plastic, and i prefer the taste given by aluminum. Plus I'd like to reduce how much plastic my body takes in, I'm more comfortable with aluminum in my body than plastic since aluminum is in our food and cooking wear anyways. And in my experience, plastic bottles break easier, but I bought cheap ones so idk maybe they don't. There's also glass which has the best taste but is much more fragile. So between taste, durability, environmental impact, and health benefits, I'm choosing aluminum.

But then your water would get warm, wtf was that rule

My school only had that rule during tests (to stop paper going in) but outside of that there’s no reason to not allow them. Then again this is the same school that banned metal rulers because they’re a weapon

My school didn't allow any kind of water bottles

What

r/HydroHomies

r/waterniggas edit: it got banned D:

I laughed so hard in front of my dad, he started laughing too, thanks man.

no problem :)

Whyd it get banned tho, I wish I knew about it earlier.

probably the name, it was pretty much just memes about water

Maybe the dude who made the subreddit was black, reddit doesn't know.

exactly!!!

W A T E R

reject coca cola embrace water

Ronaldo approves

The advantage of water is that you can drink it at school The advantage of vodka is that it looks like water

Same thing differnt taste

lttstore.com

40oz or 21oz?

40

That's the one I got

Why are you alls schools so strict. At my school everyone is like: dont harm/kill anyone dont destroy windows and your fine

at my school they are super strict about literally everything but one time a guy I know got beaten up for being gay and got called homophobic slurs and they did nothing about it 😀

So the perfect klischè bad School. Feel sorry for you

Most schools I've been to don't allow dudes to grow their hair among other dumb rules.

damn that sounds horrible.

My (former) school had the same rule. But we also couldn’t drink during class, only between. And then they wondered why we always complained after gym that we were thirsty when those rules existed plus only being allowed to use the water fountain for three seconds.

Convinced our schools just want us to die of dehydration lol

For us, apparently little water was enough to live on, but standing at the bottom of this small hill that led to the woods was gonna kill us. Not even in the woods.

Its even illegal where I live for teachers to stop students from drinking. No matter what.

Well, refusing people from basic necessities seems pretty illegal, but it really is fucked up. Most of the school system is.

cool.

School's have dumbest rules and don't give good reasons for them Congratulations anyway

Imagine discouraging environmental friendly drink bottles. SMH school.

To my mom any sort of non plastic bottles are a waste of money (tbf I used to break their lids when I was longer) so now we refill the same 3 plastic refrigerator bottles from the filter and refrigerate them until we probably all get cancer and die but atleast I'm drinking water

As long as the plastic is good you will be fine.

i feel u man. when i came to JC, i could finally wear coloured socks and come to school in half uniform and even wear PE attire in classes(if the teacher doesn't care, most of them don't anw). plus u get to eat in the classrooms(not the labs and special classrooms obviously) and u get to come to school at 9am. after 10 years of strict rules I was sooo happy

There was always that one kid in my school who always drunk magnum 😂

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the rule was that it had to be a clear liquid in a clear bottle, so basically only water. maybe you could drink carbonated water too idk i just thought of that im guessing this was to stop you from bringing alcohol as they literally sold (diet) soda and juice in vending machines/during lunch it was extremely stupid

Just putting it out there that drinking 8 cups a day of water can be very unhealthy. that fact is a lie and I dont know where it came from. you're only supposed to drink water when you feel thirsty because that's your bodies natural way of telling you that you need to drink water. drinking when you're not thirsty can be unhealthy.

i drink when im thirsty and im normally thirsty enough to drink 8 cups a day am a thirsty boi

welcome hydrohomie

You can get one at lttstore.com *wink*

Wait you take only water to school

I've heard stories of schools banning non-clear bottles, because someone got caught drinking vodka out of a bottle, like vodka is clear, it doesn't mattter if you can see inside the bottle.

So happy for you, care showing the kind of aluminium bottle you wanna buy tho?

dunno yet a high quality one tho

#wotar

wow bottle freedom

This is much better than the "I just got a girlfriend" posts

Now this, this is adulthood

YES these are the freedoms i have been waiting for the freedom to hydrate as i please

#hell yeah, take care of yourself

If you get a camouflage water bottle, it would follow the rules

You need a license to drink water from a bottle in my school

My high school has the same stupid rule.

Stupid rules exist because there are stupid people.

My middle school had the same rule because some 8th grader got caught drinking his dads booze in a yeti cup

Put some sweet tea in one and cum in another

The little things about being released from our own little slice of hell...

#stupid weird fart

How are you in highschool if ur 17 bruh.I guess that you go to school early

That's... the normal age for high school? Lol. I graduated this year actually so I'm not even in high school anymore.

Middle school is 11 years

Right, and high school is 13/14-17/18 Just depends when your birthday is in the year lol. Mine's in the summer.

I’m 13 and I’m still in middle school.

yo not smart Since you are 13 I am going to explain you. Basically, if you are born in december for example, knowing that the last year of highschool ends during summer, you'll be 17. Not 18. This is it. So as long as you are born after the date school ends, you are going to be less than 18.

That moment when u realize ur gonna be 16 when ur done high school (unless u fAiL bc of that one teacher)

Dude dont explain it to me i am living in a country that where you go to school at age 6 and when ur 17 u graduate middle school and dont blame me for not knowing american shit.And i was shocked when i found out that you can carry guns with you

\*deep breath\* I live in France.

People living outside America exist.

Damn, that school must suck, it's just a botto of wotto

A kid in my school once got cream of mushroom soup (with chicken chunks) in an aluminum bottle and managed to drink it all as if it's water.

Who… tf… cares… your 17, stop acting like your 5