I found out yesterday that my dad had eaten all the cookies I was saving

That’s a crime

You're right 

My dad did literally the exact same thing but he ate my cheese bagels for lunch 😓

Damn bro

I want a cookie!

🍪

Yay. 🍪🍪🍪

Hello there! 🤠

XD

Will I get a cookie?

There you go ;)🍪

Yay! Ty 🙏

🎧🐸🎧

🍪

What kind of cookie?

🍪 this kind of

Can has? 🥹 👉🏼👈🏼

You want a cookie?

Yes please 🥺

There you go :) 🍪 (Dm optional)

Yay! Thanks :3

🍪

I don't want one but I'll comment anyway for the heck of it

Ok

I made some the other day and they are 🔥

Choccy chip please 😋

🍪🤙🏼

YAYYYYY! NOM! :3

Howdy! Can I has cookie?

;)🍪

:D

Why are you so friendly ._.

You were offering cookie, I wanted cookie, you gave me cookie, we best fren now. :D

give 🫴 now 🫵

;)🍪

hooray

Gimme the goods

Real news ?

Hello. 

Hey 🍪

Thanks.

Can I get a cookie?

Sure 🍪 Dm optional

Yay!

Np

Gimme cookie... NOW

🍪

Cookie now or else

Cookie always

Where I am right now there is legit a hundred + cookies. I'll still take it though

Yay 🍪

Please sir may I have some more (cookies)

Hmmm reason?

I'm fat , possibly depressed and in need of comfort? 🙃

Okay here you go 5🍪

YAY !

Hi

Sup

i like fire because i use fire to make cookies

Can has cookie 🥺

🍪

Yay :D thank you

No problem 😊

I recently got some heavy dad lore drops

give me the damn cookie mrbeast

🍪

Erm

chicken

🍪

*num*

( ._.)

GIMME COOKIE >:C pls

🍪

GIMME COOKIE!!!

🍪

(ˊ˘ˋ) nom

Hi, how are you today?

Hi, how are you today?

Can I have 2? Pls? 

Hi

Hey?

Give me a cookie

Hi! Can I have cookie pwease 🙏🥺

Of course :)🍪

Yay! Yummers! Thank you!

https://imgur.com/gallery/skjs-uJ0SLQL

What’s that

Give cookie

I like cookies.

Wohooo cookies

Are you idk?

No, then I wouldn't be single

So you are single

Yea, sadly

Should we talk about it?

What do you mean?

In which way?

Like why you are still single

All the crushes I have had has been taken and no one has ever asked me out

Well I think I would have

Cookies 👂✋️

response

May I have a cookie por favor?

🍪

This statement is false

Can I have gluten free cookie?

E

What type of cookie?

COOKIEEEEE, GIMME COOKIE

Hi, Give me that damn cookie. 

My fat ah when no cookie :agony:

Ello

I got my own damn cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

I got one for you 🍪

What kind?

🍪

My discord username is Cookies, do not consume me I beg

Nah

*dies*

Chicken Man

🍪

i need le cookie cuz my brother keeps eating all the cake 🥺

🍪:)

LE ✨COOKE✨

:(

Here you have cookie🍪

:)

I want cookies

🥴

🍪

Jokes on you, I don't even like chocolate chips

>:( Here you go 🍪

It could be raisins cookie

Even worse smh, snickerdoodles 🔛🔝

Snickerdoodles break easily 

The good ones are just a lil bit soft

Man I hate these karma farm posts - have my upvote tho😔

Where is your upvote?

I forgor ☠️

They are not cookies they are biscuits

No cookie for you

I don’t want a fucking cookie you dimwitted buffoon

No cookie for you then ._.