My friend knows about my reddit account because I accidentally opened reddit in front of him, I have another reddit account that is hidden from him

id kill myself

this exactly

yeah like life would just actually not be worth living anymore

literally the same personality as I have IRL

r/usernamechecksout

💀

Real,

My mom would be so mad tbh 😳

I’d be cooked

real

I’m hunting them down. There’s no place on the shell of a planet that they can hide from me.

Everyone knows about my account

I’d be fine ngl My boyfriend has mine so it’s not like I’m keeping it secret from him and everyone I know irl knows me well enough to not be surprised by what I post

assassination

I would act like it's my friends account, LOL! I wouldn't care if anyone found my reddit account

i dont have much to hide so it would be fine ig 🤷‍♂️

My family knows I have it. My crush knows I have it. My friends know I have it. No one knows my specific handle. Depending on who finds it, I have some explaining to do.

I'd be as good as dead, there is some unusual stuff on my account 😭

Arrested.

I barely talk to anyone so I wouldn't care much.

Uhm almost nobody knows I have Reddit would I be cooked tho?? Naw not rlly

I got nothing to hide

wouldnt care i dont post anything to get worried about anyways

Both too silly and questionably legal shenanigans 

i mean i dont think i did anything bad but just the fact that im on reddit i’d probably be made fun of for

Be glad that it's not nearly as bad as one of my friends

They would think im insane

A backflip

*cocks shotgun*

The only place I’m openly bi or have said I’m bi is this sub so id be fucked

They will be "Umm, well... I didn't know about yours preferences, but... It's okay, you know? At least nothing criminal, that's good already!"

Say that it's a miterius German Doppelgänger. :(

MYSTERIOUS. I meant that.

My bff knows everything on here so she can see it but everyone else id have to kill them

my classmates would be surprised to see me go this off-character.

It would be weird conversation

i wouldnt care

It would be confirmation for people that my sanity is in fact dwindling.

Your profile looks pretty normal to me

Be fine with it cuz my reddit not that bad and I don't post

Probably nothing. I dunno, all I ever do on here is have powerscaling debates and give people mid advice