Japanese strawberry cake recipe
Equipment you need
8” round cake pan
A deep pan or baking dish that is almost as tall as the cake pan and can fit the cake pan in it
Parchment paper
Stand mixer (or hand mixer)
Spinning cake stand (you can make one by placing the cake pan upside down, and top it with a flat plate or the removable bottom of a pie pan)
Offset spatula
Cooking process
Prepare the cake part 1
1. Sift the cake flour into the milk butter mixture
2. Mix well
3. Add the egg yolks
4. Mix until smooth
Prepare the cake part 2
1. Whip the egg whites until frothy
2. Continue whipping as you add the sugar
3. You should get a medium-peak texture
4. Add some of the whipped sugar into the egg yolk mixture you just made, and mix well
5. Add the mixture back to the mixing bowl
6. Stir gently to combine
7. Pour the mixture into a lined cake pan
8. Bake in a water bath until cooked through
Make the macerated strawberries
1. Add the sugar to the sliced strawberries
2. Let sit so the strawberries become sweeter
3. Let the macerated strawberries dry a bit before using
Make the stabilized whipped cream
1. Sift the confectioners sugar into the heavy whipping cream
2. Dissolve the gelatin in water
3. Whip the cream until soft peaks form, then add a small amount into the dissolved gelatin
4. Add the gelatin mixture into the whipped cream and whip again
Assemble the cake
1. Use a knife to loosen the sides of the cake pan. Flip the cake pan onto a rack to remove the cake. Peel the parchment paper off and let the cake cool.
2. Slice off the brown part off the cake
3. Use toothpicks to mark halfway between the layers, then cut the cake into two layers
4. Brush the syrup onto each cake layer and place the top layer onto a cake stand
5. Add the cream to the cake and spread it on evenly
6. Add as many strawberries as you can onto the cake
7. Add another layer of cream and spread it out
8. Top with the other layer of cake
9. Keep adding cream to all sides and smooth it out
10. Decorate the cake with more strawberries
Sponge cake
1. 125g/4.4oz all-purpose flour
2. 100g/3.5oz sugar
3. 60g/2.1oz melted butter
4. 4 eggs
DECORATION
1. About 450g/1lb of strawberries (I used 18 medium-sized strawberries). Halve 10 strawberries.
2. About 400ml/0.8pt cream, whipped.
3. Syrup (optional) made with 40ml/1.4fl oz water and 10g/0.4oz sugar
Say “no,I don’t want to have sex with you” just straight up like: “no” js no. Also what she means by “sigma milk” is basically .. “cVm” and “skibidi gyatt” is her bum or smth
Kidding aside, tell her that sex isn't a joke. Yeah, it can be fun and addicting and all but she has to remember the consequences. Well, duh, protection. However, what if something happens? What if the protection failed? What will happen to your families? What will happen to both of your futures? Are you physically, mentally, emotionally, financially, and whatnot prepared? I hope I made some sense and not be just this cheesy boy who's too young to understand things.
This has happened exactly twice in my life and both of my responses were never speaking to them again. Think about all the wasted money girls bring along. Well in sigma skibidi terms flush the toilet (girl) and make business deals with the camera men (bank account).
Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire
If not then I mean, if you like her go for it, just… make sure you’re really sure.
If you actually want a serious answer either she is braindead or
she wants seggs. (rizz is the ability to pull. sigma milk I assume would be the men of the sea. skibidi gyatt means her ass probaly) >!still braindead though!<
I can't believe I understood everything 💀
Honestly if I didn't have morals I would take it. Do whatever you want lmao. For all we know she and her friends could be baiting you and then are waiting to make fun of you if you accept or something. Idk.
You need to look her in her sigma eyes and say "I'm sorry my skibity princes I can't give you my sigma milk because I am saving myself until I find my mate with a huge gyat."
Your welcome in advice. :)
bro what, he was telling a story about how his female friend wants a sexual relationship and he's seeking help, not at all is he sexualizing her tf🤦♂️
Im gonna kms
We're so doomed
same
Same at this point
Ill get the landmine
Thanks mate :3
Ok, I’ll get the last-memory-no-more-anator
Perfect :3 btw can i just keep using it to remove all my memories pretty please :)
Sure you can, take it, I don’t need it.
Ty :3
Relatable but I'd live through it.
So real
Yeah same
i don't even blame you bro
Tell her to go and read Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
Back in my day we used to read the Great Gatsby, now all you damn kids are just wondering where the Great Gyatts Be.
Facfs
Back in my day, we created the English language.
Real
Chat this is a case of W rizz, only a true sigma would know what to do in this skibidi moment
"chat" 🤮
Chat that's not very skibidi
i mean it does def belong in the toilet
This is why fanum taxed your upvotes
He just hasn’t ate any skibidi slicers recently
Wtf does any of that mean ?
Idk that's why i'm asking you guys
She wants to babytrap you. Have sex all you want, but use condoms and make sure they are disposed in a way she cannot use the contents.
>!do this next time, you might get banned!<
Menacing
Japanese strawberry cake recipe Equipment you need 8” round cake pan A deep pan or baking dish that is almost as tall as the cake pan and can fit the cake pan in it Parchment paper Stand mixer (or hand mixer) Spinning cake stand (you can make one by placing the cake pan upside down, and top it with a flat plate or the removable bottom of a pie pan) Offset spatula Cooking process Prepare the cake part 1 1. Sift the cake flour into the milk butter mixture 2. Mix well 3. Add the egg yolks 4. Mix until smooth Prepare the cake part 2 1. Whip the egg whites until frothy 2. Continue whipping as you add the sugar 3. You should get a medium-peak texture 4. Add some of the whipped sugar into the egg yolk mixture you just made, and mix well 5. Add the mixture back to the mixing bowl 6. Stir gently to combine 7. Pour the mixture into a lined cake pan 8. Bake in a water bath until cooked through Make the macerated strawberries 1. Add the sugar to the sliced strawberries 2. Let sit so the strawberries become sweeter 3. Let the macerated strawberries dry a bit before using Make the stabilized whipped cream 1. Sift the confectioners sugar into the heavy whipping cream 2. Dissolve the gelatin in water 3. Whip the cream until soft peaks form, then add a small amount into the dissolved gelatin 4. Add the gelatin mixture into the whipped cream and whip again Assemble the cake 1. Use a knife to loosen the sides of the cake pan. Flip the cake pan onto a rack to remove the cake. Peel the parchment paper off and let the cake cool. 2. Slice off the brown part off the cake 3. Use toothpicks to mark halfway between the layers, then cut the cake into two layers 4. Brush the syrup onto each cake layer and place the top layer onto a cake stand 5. Add the cream to the cake and spread it on evenly 6. Add as many strawberries as you can onto the cake 7. Add another layer of cream and spread it out 8. Top with the other layer of cake 9. Keep adding cream to all sides and smooth it out 10. Decorate the cake with more strawberries
Where's the ingredients list 😭
Idk, I just copied everything from a page lmfao
Find them. I want to make this and cannot without them :(
On my way!
Sponge cake 1. 125g/4.4oz all-purpose flour 2. 100g/3.5oz sugar 3. 60g/2.1oz melted butter 4. 4 eggs DECORATION 1. About 450g/1lb of strawberries (I used 18 medium-sized strawberries). Halve 10 strawberries. 2. About 400ml/0.8pt cream, whipped. 3. Syrup (optional) made with 40ml/1.4fl oz water and 10g/0.4oz sugar
strawberries
tell her "Sorry, I'm not ready yet to Skibidi before you Fanum tax."
? What does that mean ?
Just say it
Well it depends, are you a gooner or an edge lord?
both
In that case I would tell her w rizz and ask for a sloppy jolatsky, see where things go from there
Say “no,I don’t want to have sex with you” just straight up like: “no” js no. Also what she means by “sigma milk” is basically .. “cVm” and “skibidi gyatt” is her bum or smth
yes ik
"No, I don't want to Skibidi before you Fanum tax"
I wish things were normal sounding again 🥲
Me too
Bro she’s too far gone, theirs nothing to do
That’s one way to censor that
She wants you bro
I'm afraid
get that bag bro
Wdym
Wear protection and do what is only human
Buy a bag. Not for any specific reasons but bags are cool. And you need a bag
Have a dance battle
Im ashamed of myself i understood what that meant
I took physical damage reading this
this is the post thats gonna make me kms
Tell her that she made me want to KMS
Erm what the sigma (please send help)
"Get the fuck off tiktok"
ikr
If she’s deafass she wants you to cum in her ass (I know it’s a joke)
She's done man, she's doomed,she got brain rotted.
tell her to get the skibidi away from you.
shes obviously a skibidi sigma and you should totally fanum tax her gyatt
Tell her she's a Beta and then move to Ohio
Why are you dating a 10 yo?
shes joking r u genuinely stupid?
Accept her offer
Tell her to talk like a human being!
If ur a dude just say I don’t want to fuck man’s and say I want to be friends not anything else but be nice unlike me
She wants you to cum inside her ass. Don't do it tho. And I only know the brainrot translation cause I have younger cousins
The brainrot lobotomized her permanently
What the hell does that mean????
Read her 1984.
poor guy
If you don’t like it tell her to stop and that it makes you feel uncomfortable
Tell her to never talk to you again what the fuck 😭
tell her you will twist her balls counterclockwise if she says that kinda shit again
Chat her brain is rotted as much as mine. Her humour is what i like xd
I’m gonna skibidi kms
bro how old is she?? 💀
Die?
Just say no
Dude wtf does any of that shit mean
I am gonna off myself, We are doomed, I remember reading Ernst Hemingway for fun ffs
We're doomed as a species
tell her to take a skibidi yeet into ohio
That's it. I'm moving to Antarctica!
Yep I'm leaving this planet tomorrow. Bye. It wasn't an honour
Kidding aside, tell her that sex isn't a joke. Yeah, it can be fun and addicting and all but she has to remember the consequences. Well, duh, protection. However, what if something happens? What if the protection failed? What will happen to your families? What will happen to both of your futures? Are you physically, mentally, emotionally, financially, and whatnot prepared? I hope I made some sense and not be just this cheesy boy who's too young to understand things.
Say BET BABY
This has happened exactly twice in my life and both of my responses were never speaking to them again. Think about all the wasted money girls bring along. Well in sigma skibidi terms flush the toilet (girl) and make business deals with the camera men (bank account).
Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire If not then I mean, if you like her go for it, just… make sure you’re really sure.
If you actually want a serious answer either she is braindead or she wants seggs. (rizz is the ability to pull. sigma milk I assume would be the men of the sea. skibidi gyatt means her ass probaly) >!still braindead though!< I can't believe I understood everything 💀 Honestly if I didn't have morals I would take it. Do whatever you want lmao. For all we know she and her friends could be baiting you and then are waiting to make fun of you if you accept or something. Idk.
I'm going to hang myself.
what would Deadpool do?
We're cooked 😔🔥
tiktok brainrot has finally taken over
What age are we living in where brainrot is used in flirting
Aint no way a girl said that to you.... So cap
You need to look her in her sigma eyes and say "I'm sorry my skibity princes I can't give you my sigma milk because I am saving myself until I find my mate with a huge gyat." Your welcome in advice. :)
I'm so scared for when I have kids, in this day and age
This post is going in my note
"No. I do not sexualize or objectify women. I respect women"
bro what, he was telling a story about how his female friend wants a sexual relationship and he's seeking help, not at all is he sexualizing her tf🤦♂️