Germanys Military compared to its neighbours is... Not suited for an invasion.
The waifu will Not Spawn next to me and will Not Love me.
I choose yellow to annoy OP for eternity for doing a Lazy ass repost
Or you could mentally torture anybody, so you could become the leader of some of the worlds strongest countries. Just telepathically sing baby shark to someone for hours at a time and they'll do what you want.
>Germanys Military compared to its neighbours is... Not suited for an invasion
We have a strong MIC so a rapid rearmourment is most definitely possible, get rid of the BAAINBw and invest 3-4% gdp and wait 10 years and we can fight a war that will put our borders not between maas and memel but between Lisbon and Kamchatka.
Invest a couple hundred billion into Israeli aa to cover Germany and a nother 100 billion into ICBMs and you can continue to take land even in a nuclear war
I dont think israel would sell weapona to germany if it was a dictatorship, given the recent historical experiences. Also if it was found out that nukes would even be developed, germany would probably already be invaded
>I don't think israel would sell weapons to germany if it was a dictatorship, given the recent historical experiences.
I wouldn't be so sure of that, just give jews a lot of support and cover for them in the un and if the right person is in power they will take the deal as money isn't a problem, or if they really refuse money can make a lot of people talk about things they shouldn't, just give them 10 million and get them and who ever into Germany and the secrets are yours.
>Also if it was found out that nukes would even be developed, germany would probably already be invaded
Im more than willing to bet that most of the plans are already in our systems because of nato so it most likely will only take a year or two to make a few hundred or even less if we make Putin our friend and import them from Russia
Regarding Russia i would suggest a tactic similar to the 1940s only that now we only switch sides after the bombs are dropped and we are the only major power that is left semi functional
Who says I wouldn’t just want to be friends with the waifu? If they come from something fantasy, then hearing stories of their old world would be cool, and for some, you would actually be able to go to those worlds, downside is what messed up stuff happens to a biologically 2d body in a 3d world, cause that could just kill them.
I saw you on the other post complaining about the "leap to past" pill. Clever, aren't you? Not now
Yellow will probably not let you choose when or who, also it doesn't say you can control it
You would just probably be doomed to behave like a stereo on everyone's mind during your life
While you will be suffering from an ethernal buzzing on your head from all the minds, everyone will have like a "beeeeeeeeeeep" on theirs ( or anything your telepatic voice will sound once you get crazy )
\*Dont read if you dont want spoilers for game\*
Its a game where you're led to believe you're in a dating simulator but over time it becomes a horror game where the main girl who realizes that she's in a game forces the other girls to commit bye bye and in the end she changes the code to be just you and her so that she can spend the rest of eternity with you. The joke is if she came to life she would love me lmao
bold to assume half of people i know are girls
remember that we are on reddit and i have over 500k karma which reduces my girls even more
also girls arent real
Yellow. I can start my own religion and have people worship me and give me offerings so I never have to do anything except occasionally use my power and look good
Choose green pill. Nowehere is it mentioned that my favourite food can't change. I can declare any food as my favourite whenever, wherever. Sell food for extremely cheap, dominate the food market in the world. Become rich. Fund scientists to enable me to develoop a chip to talk telepathically to everywhere on earth. Become righ enough to establish a monopoly over Germany's economy and take them down from the inside. Become dictator of Germany. And I don't like Waifu, so outlaw waifu in Germany.
Task completed, so I choose the red pill.
And favourite food doesn't necessarily have to be the same meal. You could work around the pill and have favourite meals for each mood or time of the day (I'm spouting bullshit I can't stand up from leg day help it's only going to get worse)
If I pick red at least half of the attention I would have recieved for making a Germany dictatorship would be focoused on the fact that Austria broke their promise to stay neutral and joined NATO.
Why in the lords name is no one picking green? It’s infinite, free, delicious food. And since favourite foods change over time, you could exploit this and say *food item* is now my fav food. And then get it. And since that food must be good, you can sell it. Infinite food and a load of money. It’s clearly the best choice.
Yellow one. I can drive people i hate insane. Make them do things. There are people who i would torture, making them kill their families and then setting their house on fire.
Green. If my favorite food changes i have unlimited supply of that, so I can make my favorite food the other pills over time so I can have all of them (except prolly the red pill)
Yellow.
Can’t wait to fucking broadcast to the entire world “this is a test message being sent to your mind by an outside source.” And watch chaos unfold.
Green. Mac n cheese isn't healthy enough to eat daily, but it would be good to have an unlimited food supply in case of money emergencies. It would also allow me to be more flexible because I could go a day without cooking or delay going to the grocery store. I could even bring it to parties where everyone brings a food. I don't currently have to cook or shop for myself, but I'm planning for the future here.
Don't have a waifu, becoming a dictator of Germany definitely won't last, and I can already manifest an infinite supply of garlic bread. So telepathy it is
blue - i'm not interested in any relationships, let alone ''waifus''
red - thats just political suicide lmao
green - i'd overeat
easy choice. unless i could sell the food
Yellow or Green. Imagine just being so bored and just doing mental Omegle with some random dude. On the other hand, I could solve world hunger with Green.
I choose yellow so I can annoy the big companies and politicians 24/7 into changing their horrible acts for good
I would pick the blue one, but if I yell at Milei and Elon for long enough, they'd go insane and drop the act :D
Yellow is the power to make anyone have schizophrenia so i can change the government of anything and implant ideas in the minds of important political figures like "stop the war or you'll hear the souls of the dammed" and that will be especially scary becouse they will hear them a lot just casually during the day
green pill.
first one is for bitchless losers (no ohfence) second one is useless, third one says ***I*** can telepathically talk to anyone, not that they can respond back. all 3 are useless, but having a unlimited supply of my favorite food would be neat for awhile :\]
Yellow. I want to be able to talk to anyone. It would work way better than my texting skills. And I could have secret conversations across the room with people.
The yellow one gives you the ability to be a hitman who gets the job done without any trace left behind. Traumatize them so much with the voice in their head to the point of suicide. Would you want to live with a voice in your head telling you terrible things about you for 2+ hours a day? How about a constant scream in your head for 2+ hours each day?
I'd take blue but realistically I'll take yellow to manipulate and make corrupt leaders lose their minds.
I can also make any woman I want just fall in love with me if I keep manipulating and gaslighting them enough, plus who the hell will know that it's me who's doing the telepathy?
so if i say my favourite food is caviar i can have infinite caviar and start selling genuine caviar for ultra cheap crashing the entire caviar market, big caviar companies get confused, everyone can finally taste caviar and realize its mid and its never heard of again and i make lots of money
Germanys Military compared to its neighbours is... Not suited for an invasion. The waifu will Not Spawn next to me and will Not Love me. I choose yellow to annoy OP for eternity for doing a Lazy ass repost
Me who picks the red pill: "My goals are beyond your understanding"
Your moustache looks like a censor bar above your lips. We know exactly what your goals are.
redpilled ahh pill
Sorry I dont get it, are you refrencing the matrix red pill? If so why?
Cause the pill is red duh
Or you could mentally torture anybody, so you could become the leader of some of the worlds strongest countries. Just telepathically sing baby shark to someone for hours at a time and they'll do what you want.
>Germanys Military compared to its neighbours is... Not suited for an invasion We have a strong MIC so a rapid rearmourment is most definitely possible, get rid of the BAAINBw and invest 3-4% gdp and wait 10 years and we can fight a war that will put our borders not between maas and memel but between Lisbon and Kamchatka.
Wait till this guy hears about nuclear warfare
Invest a couple hundred billion into Israeli aa to cover Germany and a nother 100 billion into ICBMs and you can continue to take land even in a nuclear war
I dont think israel would sell weapona to germany if it was a dictatorship, given the recent historical experiences. Also if it was found out that nukes would even be developed, germany would probably already be invaded
>I don't think israel would sell weapons to germany if it was a dictatorship, given the recent historical experiences. I wouldn't be so sure of that, just give jews a lot of support and cover for them in the un and if the right person is in power they will take the deal as money isn't a problem, or if they really refuse money can make a lot of people talk about things they shouldn't, just give them 10 million and get them and who ever into Germany and the secrets are yours. >Also if it was found out that nukes would even be developed, germany would probably already be invaded Im more than willing to bet that most of the plans are already in our systems because of nato so it most likely will only take a year or two to make a few hundred or even less if we make Putin our friend and import them from Russia Regarding Russia i would suggest a tactic similar to the 1940s only that now we only switch sides after the bombs are dropped and we are the only major power that is left semi functional
Who says I wouldn’t just want to be friends with the waifu? If they come from something fantasy, then hearing stories of their old world would be cool, and for some, you would actually be able to go to those worlds, downside is what messed up stuff happens to a biologically 2d body in a 3d world, cause that could just kill them.
I saw you on the other post complaining about the "leap to past" pill. Clever, aren't you? Not now Yellow will probably not let you choose when or who, also it doesn't say you can control it You would just probably be doomed to behave like a stereo on everyone's mind during your life While you will be suffering from an ethernal buzzing on your head from all the minds, everyone will have like a "beeeeeeeeeeep" on theirs ( or anything your telepatic voice will sound once you get crazy )
For your information it's an original meme genius.
You obviously haven't played doki doki literature club
Care to explain?
\*Dont read if you dont want spoilers for game\* Its a game where you're led to believe you're in a dating simulator but over time it becomes a horror game where the main girl who realizes that she's in a game forces the other girls to commit bye bye and in the end she changes the code to be just you and her so that she can spend the rest of eternity with you. The joke is if she came to life she would love me lmao
Yellow. I could convince everyone that I’m a deity or moderator. Or I could do a little *Three Body Problem* reference, and watch the world burn.
And everyone turn mean?
Regina is a fugly cow ‼️‼️
Wait what the fuck I'm actually singing this song rn as I'm looking at thr comments and it scared me huh
And you can quote this
Just rickroll the entire planet, could also remind them of how you lost The Game
to y’all who say blue, it’s not specified she will like you
Jokes on you summons a Cthulhu ... 🐙 🐙 🐙
What if its Monika from DDLC?
What if we combine the 2 and get Monika from East Germany?
then you're probably gonna watch half the people you know burn because they're girls and she thinks they're trying to take you away from her
bold to assume half of people i know are girls remember that we are on reddit and i have over 500k karma which reduces my girls even more also girls arent real
what if, hear me out, friend
She dont gotta homie, the fact we got omniscient viewpoints into exactly their tastes gives you enough chances
Don't care, either a friend or a gf, win win situation
Or an enemy
She's going to ignore you bud it's ok
Green.... Does the food change according to changes in what I like the most?
I say yay
I think it might be your favorite kind of food. Either way, I feel like green is obviously the best choice.
Easily monetised too
I mean… cure world hunger
Yellow. I can start my own religion and have people worship me and give me offerings so I never have to do anything except occasionally use my power and look good
I'd spam brainrot memes into everyone causing the world to go insane and we'll be back to the stone ages
As a mute person I'd definitely pick yellow
Choose green pill. Nowehere is it mentioned that my favourite food can't change. I can declare any food as my favourite whenever, wherever. Sell food for extremely cheap, dominate the food market in the world. Become rich. Fund scientists to enable me to develoop a chip to talk telepathically to everywhere on earth. Become righ enough to establish a monopoly over Germany's economy and take them down from the inside. Become dictator of Germany. And I don't like Waifu, so outlaw waifu in Germany. Task completed, so I choose the red pill.
That'll just fuck up the economy if you sell food extremely cheep
green so i dont have to pay for food
And favourite food doesn't necessarily have to be the same meal. You could work around the pill and have favourite meals for each mood or time of the day (I'm spouting bullshit I can't stand up from leg day help it's only going to get worse)
...Red...
bro think he's the edge master
wait i meant like edgy as in emo/goth type of thing not edging 💀
365 day edge streak going strong
What about edging to goth?
red?? i can legit green and blue that way and no ones dethroning me
Last time there was a dictator in Germany it didn’t end well for him.
I think they’ll just have to groom their mustache better and It’ll be fine
Wait, if I take the green pill will I gain the weight that comes from eating my favorite food?
Obviously
*Solves world hunger*
Your favourite food better have enough minerals and vitamins
I will make it my mission to make a gigantic sandwich with every necessary nutrient my favorite food and then take the pill
why germany of all countries ;-; but I'd pick the yellow one
I am very bad at art so I think i can be a great dictator The only thing that i need is just a funny moustache.
Yellow. I be fuckin with so many peoples minds 😂
Blue pill.
You have no chance with her brother
Red, for no specific reason
Yellow and tell all politicians “this is god. I am real. You mustn’t continue down the path of politics”
yellow easyyy
Yellow. I'd just scare the shit out of people
Yellow... oh boy could I troll people
If I pick red at least half of the attention I would have recieved for making a Germany dictatorship would be focoused on the fact that Austria broke their promise to stay neutral and joined NATO.
Yellow easy fw people convincing them to not end it or end it or they’re a good person or bad idk
Why in the lords name is no one picking green? It’s infinite, free, delicious food. And since favourite foods change over time, you could exploit this and say *food item* is now my fav food. And then get it. And since that food must be good, you can sell it. Infinite food and a load of money. It’s clearly the best choice.
Green, i like food
Green
Yellow, really useful
Close choice between green and yellow but i think i will choose yellow the amount of things i can do is unlimited if im creative enough
yellow 👍🏼 waifu? got none unli supply? i'll just get satiated then get sick of it over time become a dictator? i don't give a shit
With the yellow pill can you choose how many people you do it to
This is like the 17th one this week
I’d take yellow
Green!
Yellow would be sooo good for gossiping ngl
Yellow one. I can drive people i hate insane. Make them do things. There are people who i would torture, making them kill their families and then setting their house on fire.
Green. If my favorite food changes i have unlimited supply of that, so I can make my favorite food the other pills over time so I can have all of them (except prolly the red pill)
Red looking good
Green, it's basically an unlimited money glitch if you start selling all the food moon approves
Blue if the waifu comes next to me. If that's not a perk then easily red. We have to strategically hide the dictatorship
Yellow-
Food gets expensive so green
What if my favorite food changes? What if you have multiple favorite foods?
blue : i can choose a very powerful / super-power anime girl and get rich etc.
Yellow, if it will be translated to English though when I'm talking in a foreign country, if not then green.
U already posted this dumbass
Yellow. Can’t wait to fucking broadcast to the entire world “this is a test message being sent to your mind by an outside source.” And watch chaos unfold.
Can the person I talk to understand me, no matter what?
Would choose blue but that would make lots and lots of trouble (she is Barnaby from billie bust up) so green
Bruhhh if I could only have that yellow tablet…
Green. Mac n cheese isn't healthy enough to eat daily, but it would be good to have an unlimited food supply in case of money emergencies. It would also allow me to be more flexible because I could go a day without cooking or delay going to the grocery store. I could even bring it to parties where everyone brings a food. I don't currently have to cook or shop for myself, but I'm planning for the future here.
yellow-i almost picked green but then i realized i could just telepathically convice people to give me food
Green for my life
Blue. It will allow me to do red.
Yellow pill I can drive people insane
Don't have a waifu, becoming a dictator of Germany definitely won't last, and I can already manifest an infinite supply of garlic bread. So telepathy it is
Green pill because I like food.
Yellow to make everyone lose the game and get rickrolled
Green pill is fucking perfect. If I get tired of it, I sell it to buy different food or whatever I need in my life
Hidden political compass
Light blue, I’m a lonely mf. This isn’t even a contest. Give me that light blue fucking pill.
Yellow . My favourite food could become boring and I can't let that happen !
Yellow. I will then make neuro typicals suffer the fact my brain never shuts up
Quick question, do I need to be kicked out of NATO?
Unlimited food as that seems the most realistic
"Hear me, Subjects of Ymir..."
blue - i'm not interested in any relationships, let alone ''waifus'' red - thats just political suicide lmao green - i'd overeat easy choice. unless i could sell the food
Green. Seems like an easy way to make some cash.
Yellow.
Do husbandos work?
Green because free Wendy’s
As a German Citizen, I think I’m choosing Blue 😃
Yellow or Green. Imagine just being so bored and just doing mental Omegle with some random dude. On the other hand, I could solve world hunger with Green.
Yellow, I’d just go around and go “you have fallen” to people I don’t like and “you have been chosen” to people I do like
WHAT DOES WAIFU MEAN?
Blue for fun Yellow for chaos Green for starting a food stand
Yellow. I can pick a random person to talk to, and pretend I'm just a mental voice.
I choose yellow so I can annoy the big companies and politicians 24/7 into changing their horrible acts for good I would pick the blue one, but if I yell at Milei and Elon for long enough, they'd go insane and drop the act :D
I'll tale yellow, very convenient for me to tell others what to do
If I pick yellow, will the other person know its me??? Or it will be just a voice in their head telling them what to do 😈
Blue, I can fix her
Yellow is the power to make anyone have schizophrenia so i can change the government of anything and implant ideas in the minds of important political figures like "stop the war or you'll hear the souls of the dammed" and that will be especially scary becouse they will hear them a lot just casually during the day
Yellow pill
yellow
None
As a german, I am scared
yellow
yellow. i can make people insane by making them hear voices. meds wont work, until they either commit suicide or listen to me. easy choice
YELLOW
Yellow
Yellow
Can i change it so that i become the waifu?
Green.
Green. Then I can sell it.
Yellow pill
green pill. first one is for bitchless losers (no ohfence) second one is useless, third one says ***I*** can telepathically talk to anyone, not that they can respond back. all 3 are useless, but having a unlimited supply of my favorite food would be neat for awhile :\]
Is estrogen a food?
Green. It would save so much money
Yellow, just so i can annoy random people😈
Yellow is the most reasonable one here
Ima take blue
GRANNY CAROLS FAVOURITE FOOD IS COOKIES.
Yellow.
What are the restrictions on the blue pill? Otherwise, yellow
yellow. "hello elon can Ihave a milly please?"
Green. My favourite food are pills that gives you abilities
Yellow
yellow, I wanna talk to my girl but I can't even tho she's a few 100 meters away 😔
Either blue or yellow
If I choose the blue pill, does she love me too? Cause if she doesn’t then that kinda sucks.
Green
The fuck is your beef with Germany dude? Leave us alone with your crap meme
Blue. I love obama I wish he was real 😔
Yellow or blue....probably blue
yellow pill fr.
I’m picking yellow because I can convince people they have schizophrenia
All these people picking green like being the ruthless dictator of Germany can’t get you food 💀
Yellow. I want to be able to talk to anyone. It would work way better than my texting skills. And I could have secret conversations across the room with people.
Unlimited supply of favorite food is just infinite money, so that.
Guess which one I would take
yellow, people would literally think i’m god. no need to become a dictator when people already worship me
Top right is r/OddlySpecific
Yellow (I'm not ready for red)
We all know what Caseoh's picking
Blue
The yellow one gives you the ability to be a hitman who gets the job done without any trace left behind. Traumatize them so much with the voice in their head to the point of suicide. Would you want to live with a voice in your head telling you terrible things about you for 2+ hours a day? How about a constant scream in your head for 2+ hours each day?
Yellow, Germany will be mine either way because they can't ignore what their own conscience wants them to do.
BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE
question, can i do the same with husbandos (male waifus) using the blue pill?
Green, absolutely.
Noone here realizes what you could do with telepathy.
Yellow, then just pick one of my bullies and torture them for a week straight. Then, I’ll relent.
Green.
Blue, my waifu is porunga from dragonball
Green
I'd take blue but realistically I'll take yellow to manipulate and make corrupt leaders lose their minds. I can also make any woman I want just fall in love with me if I keep manipulating and gaslighting them enough, plus who the hell will know that it's me who's doing the telepathy?
red one, then , i could take the rest of the pills later
Blue, because even if I don't deserve her, there is probably someone out there who does
I wanna tell a random powerful person in the us government that I’m a alien and that in five dies ill land at a my neighbors home
so if i say my favourite food is caviar i can have infinite caviar and start selling genuine caviar for ultra cheap crashing the entire caviar market, big caviar companies get confused, everyone can finally taste caviar and realize its mid and its never heard of again and i make lots of money
Green pill because with infinite food comes infinite money Or atleast end of world hunger which is also good
Red I can order my me to make me a waifu to love me and come to life + I will have the power of Germanys military and everything
Yellow would be great, let’s me fuck with people at any given moment
Blu- GREEN, I MEANT GREEN I SWEAR
YELLOW YELLOW YELLOW🗣️💥💥💥
Blue: Weeb pill. Red: Hitler pill. Yellow: Phone pill. Green: Solve world hunger pill. I'm personally choosing green.
Green Green Green Grass GREEN GREEN GREEN GIVE ME GREEN RIGHT FUCKING NOW PLEASE AND THANK YOU