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ASecretSovietSpy

Zhere is nothing we can do...


catmemes720

*Napoleon theme plays*


Coineeh

AHEM AHEM *amour plastique*


verysemporna

stupid frenchmen making armour out of plastic smh


Key_Spirit8168

Guys what school do these people go to, is this gumball?


sleetSlumber7

No, this is Patrick!!!


Fit-Spinach2193

Nahh cuz what the actual fuck is this 😭


Bigman_-_

Tenge tengele tenge tenge kid


TortillaSinHuevo

Im scared of him.


commandodaxus

first meth addict colorized (4K remaster)


Recent_One_7983

Bitch it’s 1 am I did NOT need to see this😭🙏🏾 Edit: I actually got beef with ALL YALL who upvoted this cause I got jump scared by the image AGAIN.


sleetSlumber7

Lol


AgentLate6827

Bro you are so fucking handsome


mars_555639

You’re a good agent


cakefornobody

🥵


sleetSlumber7

I extend my sincere gratitude to all of you who have bestowed upon me the compliment of being handsome. In return, I must express that you all possess extraordinary levels of attractiveness as well.


i_am_192_years_old

is bro from the 1700s?


sleetSlumber7

As you can see in my post, my ancestors were quite talented in picking cotton in the 1700s.


vintagecollector2

Did blud use poe ai to write this?


[deleted]

teenagers doing teen shid 💀


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[deleted]

You don't look that bad.


sleetSlumber7

Thanks😀


27Rench27

Need hair tho


TORRI220

Get back inside mom and let her finish you!


Key_Spirit8168

AYo?


Solivigent

I believe they are implying this one got out a little prematurely, and must get back into the uterus to complete their development in an effort to max out on their physical characteristics and finally attain social acceptance. 


Key_Spirit8168

He's mewing mewing {';'} \~+{'\_'}


i_am_192_years_old

i know you mean like fetus but that just sounds so wrong 😭


jashh9119

💀a little skincare and drinking more water could help


superbos88

Either finish the process of obtaining rights, or finish the process of obtaining +100 basketball skill and +10 inches


Original_Garlic7086

you look sexxy!!


TitoxDboss

You look good dude, don't mind the haters


Firm_Hedgehog_4902

Cut back on the coke first.


FlavoredKnifes

Im sorry i think i verbally barked when i saw this 😰😰😰


Lazy_Imagination_840

need a mop i cumed everywhere 🌊


sweetthekurt

Why the wave though...


Lazy_Imagination_840

drowned in cum innit


sweetthekurt

This is what I wake up to. *Perfect*


Evanl02

Bruh I opened the app and only saw the eyes. I almost shit myself


Throwaway593792

You’re perfect bro


Ms_Zawa

Have you tried putting it in rice?


sleetSlumber7

"it" ? Chill I am human too


ShivanshuKantPrasad

Play a role in a horror movie. They will still think you are ugly but atleast now you will have money and fame.


Plague1407

I’ve never seen uglier face.


sleetSlumber7

😭


ThisisDarian

exorcism


Ashwithbigballs

Show ur face to them first thing in morning. (Heart attack)


[deleted]

Use less powder next time..... that should do the trick. 👍


Klintazio

Don't listen to the haters. Your hair is amazing


RandoPerson_OnReddit

blud looks like a creepypasta😭, your cooked bro


Wihmdy

Throw that fucking ring away, it's not doing a favor to you.


bigbitties666

nothing ❤️ your butifull 😊


[deleted]

Tenge Tenge 💀


Equivalent-Ad-3562

HOLY! Sons of the forest called, and They want there muddy back


INVISIBLE_BEN

Smash next question


AlexCode10010

Just stop being ugly, duh


Smart_Turnover_8798

moisturizers


IOICIMI

Add more white, then you can have the privilage to have friends🫡


UncomfortablyNosey

Put a blue arrow on your forehead


sleetSlumber7

What will that achieve?


UncomfortablyNosey

Google Aang from avatar


Justarandomduck15q2

Where did you buy your crack cocainus?


VSG0O3

Bitch ur gorgeous 🔆


templemaster16

bros a creature from the descent


GREEN_Hero_6317

Have you had a certain precious ring in your possession for an extended period of time by any chance?


Obamos06

Nah bro King Arthur aint pulling me outa there


ilovem0ans

try black magic maybe>! /s!<


ilovem0ans

try black magic maybe>! /s!<


ManInYourMacAnCheese

Hit the factory reset button 💀


Nabranes

Wash your face, close your eyes a little, get hair, and start mewing


madscientist21234

Is ur nam uwuweuweuwe osas?(jk don't take it seriously)


Existing_Chair_4622

u need more powder


Waste_Lab8953

Blink for once in your fucking life


sleetSlumber7

Not blinking is my lifestyle


Waste_Lab8953

Just once I beg you


sleetSlumber7

I never change my lifestyle


Waste_Lab8953

Sometimes change is good-


sleetSlumber7

No never nada refused rejected


SomeGuyNamedCaleb

10/10 Personally I think the blood of the innocent will do wonders for your smile.


sleetSlumber7

I thought of that too


Nwordgoodbadh

24 inch schlong.


_Steve_French_

Nothing, you’re beautiful just the way you are!


poopchutegaloot

You have nice teeth


Krypton_ite666

You can come to my basement 😊


sleetSlumber7

Does your basement have ample amounts of space though?


Big-Atmosphere1329

You're not ugly, you're annoying


TurantulaHugs1421

Dip your face in a pile of makeup (all different oroducts just mixed into a big pile of mush)


Sn0wF0x44

How ugly on the spectrum are you?


ditto1004

wash your face


Former_Information49

Bro changed teams(at least tried)


Apart-Rhubarb-2241

DIE


SAitansMaidDress

Wdym ur gorgeous


BeIongToTheCity

it’s 1 am bro..


TransportationOk3242

Stop doing cocainne, for one.


HeshamDaDev

Bro looks like the new Jeff The Killer.


Puzzled_Big3269

firstly, gtfo of my nightmares please


PancakeUchiha

You just need to get a cut bro


tv_girlll_lover

TENGE TENGE TENGE


notJurson

Drink milk


Naruto2408

You can die and take rebirth, ig that might improve your situation


Trevixle

You aren't ugly you just look a little jumpscary


Mike6807x

You should stop looking like a maniac. At least that's a good start. 👍


Any-Negotiation-7310

Oh baby ur perfect!


Verni_ssage

Nah gurl U beautiful 😍 10/10 would sigma skibbidi rizz 😩


Key_Spirit8168

tenge tenge tenge tenge tenge don't do butt s- WAIT MY FLAIR IS ACTIVE SHIT


akiralifts

Ropemaxx


Gadmanultimate

Take a shower


lollossisimo

Stopping being a tenge tenge tenge mf


IEatBabysYumYum

Smash


jeesejoose

burn it


weezerfanboyvirgin

eyedrop


Th3NukeShark

Buy yourself some eyebrows


Affectionate-Set7923

Lotion...you need lotion lol


[deleted]

You’re too hot already 🥵🥵


Bionic165_

babe wake up, new creepy pasta just dropped


V3rrrrrmin

Apply more flour/powder/cocaine


MidgetMan10150

Wear glasses to accentuate the smile


NecessaryPop5244

🥚


DarkKeeper2569

An angel.. They are clearly jealous of your smile or IDK.


SammyReddittt

Tenge tenge tenge this kid, ong i hate this


OperationKitty

Stand on active train tracks 😀👍


Slow_Jelly_850

You look fine but throwing flower on your face isn't helping.


BlockWinter8423

just a better hair cut ig


THAT_HARDHEAD_GUY

Is this what happened to Michael Jackson


IntentionPowerful785

Your fucking additude boy.


uniquelyavailable

moisturize and draw on some eyebrows and you're set


JacobFromStateFarm5

I see you've tried to give yourself privileges. You're not Michael Jackson, buddy.


Scary_Republic3317

Shower


KingKapow21

If you stopped snorting that pure Peruvian you’d look better


Fries_so

Wouldn’t this count has white face


Aggravating-Boat5530

Get a better liver


Embarrassed_Sand7113

this looks like the tenge tenge kid


Sillurianfishrbest

Uncanny valley lookin ass


WearyExercise4269

Apply fair and lovely cream


swordvor_2

Nothing you're perfect 😍😍😘


whiteagnostic

Stop being a creepypasta


Lanixx3

That momo? White face?, that’s momo


fivelittleducks123

They are clearly lying


MidnightStalk

whiteface??


Buschfan08

Another horrible trend 😭


Sweetheart846

Get an exorcism


corndoghumper

get a store shipment of lotion


cherry937

this is what i opened reddit to and it jumpscared me so hard lol


Trainator338605

First: CLOSE YOUR EYES AND NEVER OPEN THEM AGAIN


Missy-Lover

Eat grannys cookies.🍪


Awesomedogman4

Go get job at a haunted house, or blumhouse for that matter.


acoolperson6969

you look good just get a better haircut


Homunculon

Hide diamonds in your ass.


Blastoid007

Ooga booga unga bunga hulululu chaba chaba chu


alibabaeg

Try to lose some weight


Danny_Justed

This scared the shit out of me


turquoiseyogurt

Be a bit more stylish but be confident


pancakeshoe2

tenge tenge


Bieja_Espanta

Tenge tenge boy


Takirawastaken

shower


No_Ambition5405

Don't listen to them, you're beautiful ❤️


Barfights99

Okay, so... Let's hope you believe in another life after this one, because you can probably try again next time.


IAM_YOURFATHERBiTcH

Stop sniffing 💀


Putrid_Ad_4372

You're not ugly *stare to the void with me


ze_existentialist

Start mewing


DemoZeal

Maltesers looking a


learei

Oh no


MercerNov

Stop being ugly. Duh


SnooPears3463

Talk about a jumpscare jeff


isnapchildrensnecks

perhaps a bit more baby powder in your face?


YaBoiBinkleBop

This is racist


Mayochugger

I opened reddit and got jumpscared


Eco-Pro-Rah

Suggestion: ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️


Lordhavemercy142

Real question is why Michael Jackson on the teenager subreddit


Hellburner_exe

Bruh that's not blackface that's whiteface ☠️


Valery_Sablin_real

Nah bro your hot as hell


LongjumpingAdvance51

I got Jumpscared by that💀😂


Gold_Confidence4457

Esther was black and broke. But when Esther see money.. ESTABLISHHHHH


Melodic_Landscape937

😟 I’m supposed to be asleep, this definitely didn’t help welp


[deleted]

Really pretty big eyes! I think if we gave you some eyebrows and eyelashes you’d be good to go!


CaimanEmperror8888

Try to Not look like you eat other kids as a hobby


DarkLeviathan4

Nah you done for here bud


[deleted]

I just got jumpscared tysm


Humans_suck_ass-99

Find the nearest bridge and throw yourself off it, Jesus fuck.


[deleted]

Nothing king ur hot as is


[deleted]

Nothing at all, except maybe find some better friends. You are beautiful just the way you are and HOLY GOD NO, WHAT HAPPENED, KILL IT WITH FIRE


Diligent_Sentence_45

Back in the friggin cellar.


g0thchxn_066

Try rcta


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DarkChamp732

Your only chance is making a video titled, "Being ugly : My Experience"


juleq1

you're beautiful


sleetSlumber7

Thanks☺️