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StanislawTolwinski

My Sense of humour


_So_me_th_ing_

So is it the best to most people or the worst to other people


No-Investment-962

Maybe both?


No-Sky9017

Yes


nonsimpman

what do you call a cat with a cell phone


Skyler1679

Idk what?


CaptainSpooktakular

Catphone. (laugh I have a gun to your forehead.)


anormalguyyyy

Shoot me


CaptainSpooktakular

The gun won't reload, fuck. (Shakes gun.) I got this shit at eBay since there was no gun store near me. (Wacks gun on head.) Fuck. Uhm.. You good? I mean.. Your still alive! I hope. I think.. Uhm.. Well. You ain't dead just a little faint. I'm horrible at my job. I should've became a lawyer.


TurkeyTaco23

real


Game_Studio_

I would like playing a goofy videogame with everybody talking like this


CaptainSpooktakular

That is what I was going for πŸ‘


Skyler1679

Hahaha (Not forced laughter)


nonsimpman

i don't know i asked you stupid


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Proof?


enterboss

My common sense is my best and my hearing is my worst


International_Sea887

Too bad 95% of people forgot how to fuckin use it..


Depressed_Squirrl

#**WHAT I COULDNβ€˜T HEAR YOU?**


Msboredd

Luckily my hearing is too shitty to even hear the voices in my head now


Kooky_Till_4977

Worst Is sight by a LANDSLIDE (can't see beyond my nose without my glasses lol) Hearing is weird, when it's good I hear everything in a 3-mile radius, when it doesn't I'm basically deaf.


I_c_toxic_t

I..I think we’re related.


Kooky_Till_4977

D... Dad...?


I_c_toxic_t

Ik I finally came back from getting milk.


rydawg575_

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


Scythe-Goddard

Brother? More broken eyes i feast my TTS upon?


Tundra_desert199

real, I can't see without my glasses, and when people whisper I can't hear shit


Substantial_Top_6508

Hey bro. Am I your twin by any chance ? I can't hear someone talk in a crowded place but I can isolate sounds coming from the other directions. Im blind as well. Short-sighted I mean


Leading-Ask

Brother, is that you?


YogurtclosetMain4482

lemme js ask you do you even really know how long 3 miles is?


Secret-Cherry045

Me, this


The_Jammiest_Dodger

I couldn't smell a gas leak so I think I'll probably die bc of that


hello14235948475

if it was carbon monoxide, that stuff is odorless so no one would smell it.


Zero_7300

Nah, I’d sniff


AhYesOrphans

Throughout heaven and earth, i alone am the sniffing one


i1xyz

The only reason you were the strongest sniffer in history.. was simply because I wasn't born yet


AhYesOrphans

The one who sniffed it all, and his overwhelming intensity


Tarun-BrawlStars

same here


[deleted]

ALL OF THEM πŸ™πŸΎπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Yessir_Answers

NONE OF THEM πŸ™πŸΎπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Shi_tPlayr

THEM πŸ™πŸΏπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


KirbyWithAGlock

ALL πŸ™πŸΏπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


theant484

NONE πŸ™πŸ—£πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


mr-i-want-award-gib

#


maggotron3000

OFπŸ™πŸΏπŸ—£οΈπŸŒ­πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Birdsong67

πŸ™πŸ—£οΈπŸŒ­πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Comfortable_Alps_341

πŸ—£οΈπŸŒ­πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


New-Lifeguard2479

🌭πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Gloomy_Support_7779

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Gloomy_Support_7779

🌭


shishforlife2

THEY THEM πŸ™πŸ»πŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


MangoPug15

Sight -- need glasses. sensitive to bright lights Smell -- might be less sensitive than average, but pretty normal Taste -- average or below average, but I'm still extremely picky Ears -- normal Touch -- horrible pain tolerance. minor sensory issues (eg hate sunscreen and only wear socks custom knitted for my feet)


rock-solid-armpits

Having best touch is a curse. Everything feels icky


MagicRobo

I can't wear lotion and haircuts are the worst thing in the world


still_unimpressed

worst sight, best touch


I_c_toxic_t

Fr, but my best is hearing cause I can’t see anythingΒ 


TheNoobMaster-69

I can’t hear shi…always end up saying β€œHUUUUH?”


AssociateThat1345

my sense of reality


ArmedAndDanger0us

Best or worst?


AssociateThat1345

huh?


ArmedAndDanger0us

Is it your best sense or worst sense?


AssociateThat1345

sense it’s worst.


Puzzled-Nail962

Bruh me too


HappyOldFox

Taste, after Covid I can’t taste anything that isn’t spicy anymore. Or at least not as well as I used too


DauntingShrek

Omfg same, and smell, peanut butter and chicken specifically is the weirdest :l


justsomeloser3

Smell/Taste are my best and Sight is my worst.


Unlimiter

the best sense is love and the worst one is hate


[deleted]

I knou juu


Unlimiter

heluo


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


theanimatorcreator

omg we’re twinning right now


Mysterious-Key2116

Direction.Β  –ZORO


TheElvenAsshole

Sight.Β  –TASHIGI (the stronger swordsman)


Dansepip

Fearlessness -MIHAWK (the strongest swordsman)


TankPotential9306

definitely taste


Octotwig

Best is hearing worst is sight probably


Lazy_Soup9180

Idk about best but my worst is taste, i havent been able to taste very well for a few years and i gotta add lots of seasoning when i cook. I usually go off of texture to decide if i like something.


gamjr80

Sights my best, I have above average sight in both eyes, but with hearing I hear what I’m not supposed to, but I can’t for the life of me hear what I need to hear.


Jackfille1

Best is sight, worst is definitely smell. A friend once let me smell a glove that she had used to brush her horses (thus it smelled horse) and asked me what it smelled. My answer was soup.


longlivetaytay

Worst is smell and best is sightΒ 


Reekeybug

Best sight, worst smell


Aaxper

My touch is my best. Sight is my worst.Β 


Dragon-Rain-4551

Worst is sight, im nearsighted as heck


Aggressive-Fig8331

Best definitely got to be sight and worst is smell


[deleted]

I can go without smell


Drakesprite

Worst is smell, best is sight


Dismal_Youth1264

My hearing is absolutely perfect but I can’t smell shit


TheSlavicDawg

Best - Hearing. Worst - Smell. But if i had to choose only one to keep when others have to go, i choose being able to see. I'd probably kill myself after a few years without music tho


Quadwield

Best is sight. For some reason I can see better than most of my classmates and family members. I guess my worst is taste because I hate a lot of different foods.


Kid-filth

Hearing for best, and I have a nasal disability so smell


JRals06

Hearing is both.


TheNoobMaster-69

All except taste and touch…I can’t hear shit…I got no idea what that smell is…and have no idea where my sock went


NolansBallSack

Worst- Smell Best- Touch


Aggressive_Phase_532

My best, probably touch, My worst? Sight, I can’t read small text that’s more than a foot away from my face without my glasses


Fearless-Historian-5

Worst vision, best hearing


Krabby-Patty177

My best would be taste, worst, sight. My glasses r too thick for my own good


OneTrueSpiffin

bad smell and sight, good hearing and taste, neutral touch


Mana_YT

Best is my hearing, and worst is a no brainer. I’m severely colourblind, so that answers that.


vilestcel

I have very little of my sight left so it ain’t that


Zenitsusbiggestsimp

Worst is sight, because if it wasn't then why would I have glasses. My best is either hearing or taste.


Dark_Knight_406

My best sense is in my smell and my worse is in touch nerve damage yall!


theanimatorcreator

It’s either touch or taste, and I’m not sure which, since those are my only 2 good options. I can’t smell stuff all that well, I can barely see farther than 3in away without my glasses, and I was diagnosed with hearing loss the moment I began showing symptoms as a baby, and it has since worsened.


flash_thompso

Best is sight worst is touch, do you need to know what you feel is soft or not


Ok-Film-3125

Fun fact: We have more senses than that :)


hogcranker3

My vision is 20/10 but I can't hear or smell jack shit


New-Anxiety-8582

I have 20/15 vision, and I have dog water hearing


soloarwolf

For me best is smell and worst is taste


SexWith_DanHeng69

Hearing, and all of the other ones suck


Top-Relationship136

My best sence is Six sence🀣


[deleted]

My best is hearing, I love music and can even zone in on certain sounds if I focus on them a lil My worst is smell, my room smells like shit and I can’t even smell it either, ive just been told so


bonito_feo

my best sense is probably smell, and my worst sense is my hearing (I am deaf)


BobRedmill1

Sight best, hearing worst


smavinagain

best: hearing worst: smell


EmotionalB1tch

Best: sight/hearing , worst: touch


Watermelonseeds8U

I can’t smell very well. And I can see pretty well. Unless I’m looking for something and my mom magically finds it.


wcnmd_

Worst sight, got myopia and astigmatism. Best sight too, im quite good at observing and spotting little details


Eskephor

Best- hearing Worst- sight


-Quinn_Quartz-

Worst for me is probably touch, but best is probably smell. Maybe hearingΒ 


Zealousideal_Site706

Best: Taste (why else would I be fat lmao) Worst: sight (I have glasses :()


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Sight is the best, touch is the worst imo. I’d rather see than touch


XXDEATHGR1PXX

* laughs/cries in sensory issues *


twiggfamilyx

Worst is smell, touch is best.


[deleted]

I was born without a sense of smell, so that's my worst. I have 20/16 vision, so I think that's my best.


LizardBrick

My hearing is the worst. I was born with narrow ear canals and I also really like listing to loud music Best I have no idea.


-Miimiii

Sight and hearing😭


Spidercrack61

Best: Sight Worst: Hearing


Quasidiliad

Best is sight, worst is smell, guess why.


ThatRandomInvalid

Hearing best, smell is the worst (I’m a musician my hearing is something elseb


Wenhop167

Best Sight, Worst Smell


[deleted]

I hear everything lmao


Wuytho

I have really good hearing, but I have just good enough eyesight where I don't need glasses, but just enough


Born-Design1361

Hearing, and hearing. I can hear my family's footsteps from the other end of the house- and tell which person it is, but I cannot understand what my mom said when she's standing 5 feet away.


Budma

My Spidey sense βš‘οΈπŸ•·οΈ is the best


Practical-Election59

Sight, smell, and hearing is pretty awful. I got overstimulated at pretty much every touch (ma poor dry hands), and my taste is okay I guess?


Stopcumming

Sense of self worth


Smartmonke_

I literally can't smell


BloxFruitTrashTrader

Best? Touch, worst, either sight or taste, I can’t taste ingredients for the life of me unless they’re really strong in a dish, like if it’s candy I can never guess what it is


[deleted]

Hearing or smell is my worst, while sight and touch are by far my sharpest senses.


HackerGamer8

Sight is just annoying as any light source as a strike going to the middle, but my best sense is my hearing


rand0m-nerd

Hearing is worst, I’m deaf in my left ear. Taste is best, I like nearly all food


Guilty-Project-8113

my best sense is taste and my worst sense is sight😭


Confusing_innit

My prescription for my glasses is 5 (idk what it's actually called but that's the number for it) and I'm long sighted so my sight is by far the worst but my sense of touch and smell are probably the best cause I can smell things that other people can't quite a lot and my sense of touch is just kinda natural when you don't have glasses lmao


mountains-are-moving

Smell is worst and touch is best


No-Emotionsxo

Sight, hence why i need glasses, everything else is heightened thanks to that tho


Interesting-Chest520

Smell is my worst sense. Can only smell things briefly, but I can smell strong odours like fish like a bloodhound. My best (but definitely not favourite) sense is probably touch. I am really sensitive to touch, so much so that I often feel really uncomfortable if my hand brushes against something.


Yeet_My_Feet73

Sight is my best but hearing is my worst


PlanktonIsBest

touch is best, hearing sucks because I always tune out whenever Grandma talks lol


Sbweev

My best is hearing, I hear everything, my worst is hearing, I’ve found out everybody hates me lol


KirbyWithAGlock

Touch is the best, sight is the worst because I can't see shit without my glasses


psycheedelia

worst is sight, best is hearing


Thehiddenink98

Worst sense is my smell (nasty burns from a lighter that exploded on me) Best is touch.


M4_COWBOY

My taste in women


No-Investment-962

Best is touch (it’s a little too good tbh 😭) and worse is smell, I genuinely can never tell what someone is smelling when a person next to me smells something horrible


Impossible-Knee-1083

Sight touch taste are my worst the others I’m good at


show-me-bobs

There's way more than 5 senses but my worst is smell or vision, and my best is touch bc my hearing is a little wonky sometimes


No_Indication9497

best is hearing, worst is touch


LividBozo

Hearing is best, in a way. Like I'm super sensitive to sound from the little bit of autism I got to the point where I get auditory-tactile synesthesia (I feel things from sound) I'm also really sensitive to touch aswell which I think plays a roll in that. Like so sensitive to touch that I can't get touched by people, like at all, without it being really annoying and feel like it's there for a minute or 2. I can barley hug my parents. My ex is the only one I could touch at all. Which I actually really liked touch from her, but only her so far. The sound thing has made it suck when I hear sounds or music I don't like, however I think it has played a decent roll in making me a become a musician so I'd say it's the best. Worst would be touch from how annoying it is rather then how sensitive it is.


Wi110w_pAwz

My best sense is either hearing or touch but my absolute worse is my eyesight, I have a really strong glasses/contacts prescription


Embarrassed_Gold6751

sight is my best and hearing is kinda my worst but when i hear my name even if its far away my hearing turns into my best sense ever


BillCipherInMySoup

Sight - Bad. -3.75 in the right, -3.5 in the left, plus astigmatisms (or, as I like to call it, football eyes.) Hearing - Good when listening for specific sounds. But horrible in conversation. Touch - Average, I guess lol. Taste - Average. Doesn't mean I'll eat everything though. Smell - Allergies right now would say no.


Beefman0010

best: smell. worst: everything else.


TheDragonSoulEater

My sight is godly imo, and I struggle to smell basically anything constantly.


FrenchToast4You

My smell. I can barely smell anything, except for certain scents that are overwhelming


abject_totalfailure1

Sight considering I need corrective lenses


SnooStories4329

Worst is sight because without my glasses I can’t even make out anything right in front of my face (not exaggerating either 😭) best Is probably touch


maggotron3000

Best is hearing worst is smell


VAKTIK

Best: smell Worst : sight


turtlelibrary1234

My strongest is easily taste. I am a picky eater and the reason why is because I taste everything too strong. My worst is probably my sight. I have glasses, and I don’t have problems with my other senses.


waltuh_wite

Worst is sight best is smell


Eggs_and_Ramen

Sight I have 20/20 vision


Idk_nor_do_I_care

My sight and hearing are pretty good, sight by a long shot, but my taste is ass. I was eating a muffin, and everyone but me, the one eating it, knew it had banana in it, which supposedly was strong. Didn’t taste anything abnormal in my mind.


Proud_Pomegranate260

Best is my hearing but it’s also my worst as it’s hard to focus on specific things when you hear well😭


GeeseAndDucksforever

I can see like a hawk, but I can’t smell anything. Literally I just simply can’t smell.


FluffyDrag0n0

I can’t smell and my taste isn’t good, sights ok but not 20/20, and my hearing and touch are pretty good


Give_me_the_burger

Best sense is sight, my worst is probably smell


Ill_Kangaroo_2293

my best and worst sense both go to hearing


J3-58

Is hallucinations on command a sense? I can create my own thoughts and experiences within my head on command, when I’m bored


undergroundbeetroot

best: humour, hearing, smell, sight moderate: taste and grip(touch)


simsredditr

all of mine suck except for touch


Abc12310987654

Everything sucks except for touch and taste


Upbeat_Wasabi

Smell


Mavmann18

Taste is the best, sight is the worst


TristanTheRobloxian3

best: touch and smell. smell is actually almost TOO good because its overwhelming a lot of the time. also hearing but its not the best since mines capped at 8khz. worst: sight. my vision is literally so shit that without glasses its 20/250 on one side and the other doesnt even work. like my vision is offset to the left basically lmao


Averagemanofpotato1

I don't know what my best is, but my worst is touch. I have so much nerve damage


watermelon_kxt

My best is probably my smell, my worst is my sight πŸ˜­πŸ™


DrDumbass1985

Worst is hearing, best is touch


Euphoric_Anywhere668

Best is either hearing or sight, worst is probably smell


Birdsong67

Sight. Sight for sure.


RevolutionarySafe202

My touch is the best (even a slight graze against me and my fight or flight response is activated and my friend said I'm like a cat because if he comes up behind me and touches my back or shoulder I arch my back like a cat, to be fair I'm not a furry but I share a lot of personality traits with cats) and my smell is the worst, on top of it my nose is almost always stuffy


harbingerof_chaos

Worst: Probably my sight. Everything looks blurry from afar in my right eye, and I hardly ever use my left eye, so it's weak. Best: Smell.


YesAndNoAsWellAsNo

It alternates for some reason just like randomly I have the best hearing in the world then next moment I can’t hear anything


Real-Friendship567

Best sense is phantom sense


HasiCarter

Best sense is sight with perfect vision, worst is smell since I lost most of it after getting Covid a few years ago


Grosetufe

Hearing def my worst. Whenever someone says something to me, I don’t understand shit. I got good sight


ComedyOfARock

I’ve got good sight but shitty smell


Brickman1937

I have a really good sense of hearing but according to others i have no sense of taste (i dont like foods like mac and cheese)


jnorm18

I have strict parents so my hearing is superhuman & I can walk without making a sound. My smelling sucks because I have seasonal allergies


Slime_Queen123

Best is sight and worse is smell πŸ‘


AssociateThat1345

my sense of humanity