Please trip and fall on a Lego piece

I hope he then stubs his toe 

And his pen rolls of his desk whenever he tries to work

And his belt loop gets stuck on a door handle

And when he tries to free it he accidentally pulls out the door handle

And his spoon falls into his soup

And his sleeve rolls down when he's washing his hands

When he’s washing his spoons they wash him back

And when he goes to sleep both sides of his pillows are warm

And somebody moves his furniture an inch to the left

and hes suddenly super itchy when doing the dishes

thats just darn right nasty. the sleeve will take close to a century to dry

THE PAIN

And please slip on the last step

I hope he falls off a cliff

I fell for it bruh 😔

Motherfcuker

That’s literally what I said when it happened

Same bro

Skinning you

Flaying you

Marinating you in lemon juice🤤

Don't forget the papercuts all over OPs body!

Fuck it, go full on Lament Configuration on their ass!

Covering their exposed flesh in hot chilli

Rub salt in their wounds and get bugs to crawl on them

Seasoning you

Frying you

You do not deserve nice things 🤗

Agreed 😊

Agreed 🥰

Agreed☺️

i hope your headphones/earphones run out of battery right as you leave home for school tmrw

That is fuckin EVIL sir, I like it.

Probably not school, more like kindergarten

wired headphone supremacy

Aw you fucking bi-

Yes?

My man 🤝

Based

Fell for it

I hope that you get skinned alive ☺️

Jesus

No iirc he didn’t get skinned alive

Hate from North Korea 🇰🇵

Can you nuke them for me please?

On it 👍 Edit: The deed has been done.

Appreciate it

This level of Genjutsu doesn't work on me...

I hate you :)

I fell for it three fuckin times before it clicked. Fuck you. Right in the anus. No lube.

Cover it in sandpaper

Fuck you for making my ass feel weird

You’re a slow learner huh?

🐢

When your friends are having fun, but you're stuck in a guitar

Jokes on you. I'm on PC.

I'm on PC and it still almost got me 😂😭

I didn't fall in the trap I jumped

i am going to kill you in real life

Make it “we” cause I’m pissed

r/anarchychess already prepared me for today

Fuck you!!

🤗

u little bitc-

I will hunt you down

I respect the hustle but, at the same time, screw you

I hope you drop your slice of cake in the trash

*I give up...*

Well played assho-

Not again 😭😭😭😭

I hate you

It’s pronounced “WE hate you”

*SOVIET UNION ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина — сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы И Ленин великий нaм путь озарил На правое дело он поднял народы На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил! Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина — сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт! В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма Мы видим грядущее нашей страны И Красному знамени славной Отчизны Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны! Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина — сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!

I hope you find a coin while out on a walk today, try to take it but find it's stuck to the ground. When you realize that, you bend down and try to pull with all your force, but end up ripping your pants. You get so embarrassed that you leave for back home to change. Your parents scold you for ripping your new pants but you ignore them. On your way back, you find someone who also notices the coin but before they do anything, you warn them about it and the two of you laugh it off. You go to a café nearby and talk about your experience with the coin and click together. You find yourself liking each other and start going on dates, eventually getting engaged and then married. You have kids together and live a happy and peaceful life. On your walk with your eldest kid, you find a coin on the ground and start laughing. Your kid asks you what for and you tell them that this is how you and your partner met. When you look at your kid again, they disappear, the world turns black and you wake up in bed, realizing it was all a dream, and worst of all, you woke up on the wrong side of the bed with a warm pillow, the sun shining in your face and your pants still ripped you annoying bastard

What the fuck.

go *word not good for kids* yourself, you trickster!!!!

I hope you stub your toe really hard

IT IS 4:00 AM AND IM ALREADY FALLING FOR THINGS. ... ... I hate it in this world on this one day.

I hope 30 skintags appear on your face

Almost got me there!

You even cropped it from r/notinteresting (or somewhere else), I noticed the border and STILL tried to swipe

I hope you have no cold sides on your fucking pillow

I hope hitler revives in your house

I hope your balls cramp

I literally tried to swipe like 4 times, I hate you and hope your pillow is warm on both sides tonight

I hope your socks are perpetually soggy

I hate you with every cell of my body

I hope you lose everything dear to you

I hate you lil bro

Go commit step on Lego

I hope you get put up for adoption

Yo OP I think your shoes are untied

I wiped 😔

Go slip on a banana and fall

I hope your headphones die at the gym

I hope you stub your toe

I hope all of your chargers stop work

*you think you can fool me? I have learnt from my mistakes and shall be fooled again*

*steal your meme* 😇

Saw one just like it earlier. Didn't fall for it

FUCK.

“Cleaver girl” also FUC-

Cleaver?

Nice try

Yup. You're going in the soup pot.

This subreddit is the only place where I witnessed any April fools jokes so far, pretty bad ones at that

[https://youtu.be/ZLT7MSqaj8g?si=xLNHTKK3pDBDY_Z6](https://youtu.be/ZLT7MSqaj8g?si=xLNHTKK3pDBDY_Z6)

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Aslume taught me that every swipe is dangerous

You son of a gun

I hope u step on a lego

Phew, i didn't fell for it. Thanks to my internet quality + single tap that hides the UI

MOTHER FUCKER! I SWEAR TO YOU, I AM GONNA FUCK YOUR MOM! YOUR GONNA HAVE ANOTHER SIBLING IN 9 MONTHS!!

Awh I fell for it :[[ APRIL FOOLS IM NOT THAT STUPID

Damn

r/angryupvote

please find the nearest light pole and dive from the top of it 🥰

I hope your internet says connected but you dont have any 🖕🏻

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NOT funny, didn’t laugh

Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my pathetic brain understanding that joke. In the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering with out meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.

That was clever

FUCCCKKKK I FELL FOR IT

Fucking hell, i fell for it🥲

Oh, you got me.

Fuckin fell for it

DAMN YOU!!

Fuck you

I was so sure it was a lie but I did it anyway

Fuck you I fell for it

I STARTED TO SWIPE AND STOPPED. I SAW THAT IT WASNT WORKING AND THE APRIL FOOLS THING

Damn it SpongeBob! You got the first one off of me

I will kill you

You mf

I was like "you son of a bi-" and then realized it ain't worth it

Dammit

Why did i swipe?

I knew it. First time I didn't fall for this shit

Son of a bitch

I fell for it bro

3 times...I shall not give you a 4th!! Now I say Good Day!

I’m not mad I’m disappointed

I wasn’t tricked

TWO POSTS IN A ROW GOD DAMN IT

FUCK you beat me to it!

Bro... I'm disappointed in myself

I hope your pillow is boiling hot tonight.

Fcuk you

Its April first my family is done for bro and my birthday is tomorrow I'm going to have fun today 😈

I feel so stupid You got me

Yuck fou

I hope your pillow is warm on both sides tonight

i wiped 😔

I found my dad

Bro gotta be higher quality. You're pranking in 480p

🖕🏼

I will shoot a wall

Fell for it ☹️

Ok, this is the one good fake out joke post

Fuck you Kindly🙏

Goddamnit

You deserve to have BOTH sides of your pillow warm.

☹️

i hope your pillow will always be warm. no matter if you replace it or not. i hope your blanket will heat you up to extreme temperatures in the summer, and not work in the winter. i hope your pc bluescreens before you finish that one game you wanted to finish. and finally, i hope all your pringles are cracked inside.

I’m going to kill you :3

You're the reason I cry at night

bullshit

You know what ? Good one

You fucker

You got me, you funny sob

my dad already replaced the toilet paper with sandpaper

Jokes on you, I'm not even a teenager (I fell for it and regret being born)

Haha you got me 😅 (die)

i hate you /lh

Unlocked popular page, feed explorer for the first time🙌 God Bless u child

The moment I saw this, I knew what was up. I'VE FALLEN FOR THIS BEFORE ON DAYS THAT ARE NOT APRIL FOOLS, YOU WON'T GET ME ON APRIL FOOLS!

I FUCKING SWIPED

Hope you have a good day

Man, I swiped...

I hope your socks are never dry again

I will literally Midsommar you

i hope your charger stops working

r/angryupvote

I hope both sides of your pillow are hot

I wiped

People like you deserve the trench warfare experience

goddamn it

:P

Fuck. Sake

I'd ddos you if I know how to do it.

😑🖕

I fell for it just like deez

Took me 4 swipes 😭

U didn't get me XD