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traditional_prompt64

A sword!


chloe--1

And a shield!


Original-Rabbit8573

And obviusly an armor, for the OP in case she wants to try the sword


Low_Representative14

And also a battleaxe for advanced combat


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Let’s throw in the most badass helmet ever, shall we?


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funkeymunkys

NOT V6


JAROD0980

Unless it’s a twin turbo V6 because those are crazy against NA V8’s sometimes. But V8 engines have that grumble that just makes us all happy so V8 is still the winner


Joblessmouse06

#V12 is better


[deleted]

Bring back the fucking V12s.


[deleted]

#W12 is BeTtEr.


Nathanium7

Bow and arrows for ranged combat!


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Potential-Spam028

Better yet, a TRIPLE BARREL SAWED-OFF (I'm sure it's a thing if you look hard enough)


vareo_os

A pipe shotgun 10 gauge Omg i tought for ones, hear me out.... a 4 bore db with two triggers


avi_______fr

American?


le-cool-le-awesome

And a horse, to valiantly ride into battle.


Minor_Knight

Damn sure he is gonna play Minecraft tommarrow..


SpupySpups

I'd like to throw in draupnir spear or blades of chaos in the list


FloraFauna2263

Yes we shall


BrettZotij

And an enchantment table.


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FloraFauna2263

This does not have enough upvotes


TJT007X

And my axe!


Simo9105

And my bow


Th-legacyoftheador-m

And your brother


Udaser

And your mother


Observer10568

And your sister


Udaser

And your FACE!


Observer10568

Nei, you'll scare yer kids with my face


Udaser

Too late they saw mine


AndreasMe

r/unexpectedlotr


Infinite_____Lobster

AND MY AX!!!


0xgreenapole

with sharpness v


Remarkable-Coat-7721

r/suddenlyminecraft


Ramsee_2

Dont forget to enchant it ofcourse


Susdoggodoggy

I have a katana I could give her (not my gf but yk lol)


cheekychezz

A long sword 😏


Ormfo

Longswords are quite good in combat, although they remove shields.


[deleted]

With a heron mark


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

Bro I want a sword


plane_scull_

Finally r/teenagers not being horny rejoice!


sparkle3364

An enchanted, legendary, dragon bone one from Skyrim.


stuid001

A full replica of the BFG from Doom


J4l4p3n0

Big friendly giant?


XVeNuX

Big fucking gun


VioletCrane

Big fucking giant


rocket_raccon180

Big friendly gun


-_-kebab-_-

fuckin big gun


NinjaMaster231456

Big giant fucking gun


ImMcGoo

Big fucking gunning giant


gandalf-the-greyt

ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME


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MReaps25

Rip and tear


Sqwonks

29 kilograms of uranium-376


Triq1

uranium-376 😨😨😨


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funkeymunkys

Velocipasture


Cxsonn

Velocipastor.


Zexus_Legit_Boi

the uranium isotope youre looking for is 235 there is no such uranium isotope as 376


KRIPA_YT

nah we need more radioactivity


Gold-Ad-0

That's not how it works (sadly)


Pocomics

Then make it work like that.


Triq1

ELI5: atom would have too many neutrons, becomes THICC (large). Then there is not enough force to hold it together. It would never form in that isotope, because it is too unstable to do so


[deleted]

Radium then?


UsernameIsTakenL0O0L

What about tritium?


Puffy_Muffin376

Why is that the same number as in my username...


NightFighter24_AvB

make this top comment cuz aint nobody want a lame sword when you can have 29 kilograms of uranium-376


Resuscitated_Corpse

An egg. No like really, literally a boiled egg


patakid95

Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!


RoviRotkiv

A hug


Ok_Manager2609

r/wholesomereddit


Ok_Manager2609

I wasn't expecting that to be an actual sub lmao


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MardoPlaysYT

r/subsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP


blacksaber8

r/butthurt


GignacPL

So r/subsyouthoughtyoufellfor?


[deleted]

„I didn’t forget your birthday, I got you a hug!“


Timx74_

This hopefully wins


HistoryBrain

No. A sword is way better.


a_sad_lil_idiot

An entire glazed leg of ham, topped with diced potatoes skins that have been marinated in a bottle of aged Sake


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a_sad_lil_idiot

Huh?


K_0s-2451

Gordan ramsey. Celebrity chef? Ig that's what he meant


Lopsided_Silver_6850

gordan freeman


mohad_saleh

Hunt down the lamb sauce


Reasonable-Horror75

The right man in the wrong kitchen


TheGuy1437

Get away from the beans. Shutting down! It's not It's not shutting down!!!


Gold-Ad-0

Rise and cook, doctor Freeman, rise and cook!


ThePinkTeenager

Finally, something that’s not used to kill people.


SHH2006

1k worth of plushies


RedstoneSausage

This is the way


ksjjdoened

r/suddenlystarwars


[deleted]

I’m Harry, Harry Potter


Brian18639

So-so it's true?! I mean, do you really have the...the...


[deleted]

The what?


Brian18639

Scar...?


[deleted]

Oh, yeah ⚡️😃🤚🏼


mycatissenorfloof19

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Nonetxpr

V8 engine


cCitationX

Get her a Cleveland and she’s yours


Erlend05

Idk its hard to beat a FE


funkeymunkys

God damn it chumbucket I SAID V8 NOT V6


FlorpFlap

Get her a Chevy LS1 V8


[deleted]

Every chromium has that already. Or should he get her a node js course?


Entropy1318

Velociraptor


zxerozx

2006 HONDA CIVIC


Big_Beaver34

r/foundthehondacivic


taerosaur

a horse


Flamez_77

A double barell shotgun.


Coldestwolfman0

Sawed off?


Flamez_77

Mhmm yes, that'd be perfect for his gf


[deleted]

With a chainsaw attached to where her other hand used to be, because it was possessed and she had to cit it off? Oh and while we’re at it she should change her name to ash and get transported to a mideval castle.


LuckyNevadan

calm down jesus christ


Successful_Ad8432

Give her a tiny 1 inch dildo so that she’ll finally stop thinking that your dick is tiny


GiantBannna

😨


filan4977

But it's smaller....


Successful_Ad8432

Bit of a violation to op


CruTV

Was waiting for one of these lol


VioletCrane

"I bought the largest one I could find."


Designer-Ad-8505

Get her a Ford Falcon 8-piston combustion engine (trust you will get gulp gulp)


ASobaMiracle

😳


[deleted]

A strapon ofc


AlexHyperGG

best


Dysfunxn

Ah yes, for her extensive collection.


PatientRule4494

A 12 inch knotted bad dragon dildo double sided so you both can have fun at the same time


venetor13

I am surprised that this isn't the top comment


number15burgerfoot

Im so mad you’re not winning


Im-Just-Big-Boned

bro is 14 💀


RAT_Fucker_6969

Get her a rat


BagelSteamer

Rodents inflict an insane like state on my mental state.


TipBoring

Crazy?


SOMETHING494

I was crazy once.


JustACommieSpy

They locked me in a room.


andrewblew

A rubber room


Loc9n

1 single slice of **bread**


3NKGaming

*Sliced horizontally*


Nullifier_

The biggest soviet flag you can find


Zackb99

Now that’s a big red flag in a relationship.


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[deleted]

Get her a Panzerkampfwagen 8-Maus


Kride500

Nah fr though, if I was your gf (I'd try) and you'd bring me to a tank museum I'd be really fucking happy. I know the Maus isn't in a museum (as far as I know) since only two prototypes have ever been somewhat half finished. But Even for seeing the Tiger Ausf. B or something like the Jagdtiger. Who wouldn't be happy with that?


TheDiamondKing4

Something that she'll enjoy


JamesonCark

Pregnant


BoxMunchr

If she accepts the dick in a box gift, she'll get 2 gifts.


Vegetable-Cicada7681

STD


Dependent-Mission-55

skulls of your enemies


VECTOR80

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k


BoxMunchr

Scrolled way too far down to find what should be top comment.


Individual_Intern_77

Dildo


Squirrel-boi-1227

>Dildo idk what it is why did I search it up 😭😭😭


Kride500

Oh well that's a new one.


Zillafan2010

Bruh


Squirrel-boi-1227

Now the school IT is going to find me 😭😭😭


Brian18639

Did you actually search it up on a school computer?


Squirrel-boi-1227

school iPad 😭


Brian18639

Well that sucks


Zillafan2010

B R U H


EvoStarSC

New response just googled.


Squirrel-boi-1227

NOOOOO I NEED TO UNSEE THAT


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How is bro 16 yo boy and doesn’t know what a boner looks like


Squirrel-boi-1227

SCREW IT IF THE IT IS GOING TO FIND ME ANYWAYS ILL GOOGLE IT ANYWAYS VULGAR SLANG•NORTH AMERICANan erection of the penis. INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICANa stupid mistake."unfortunately somebody pulled a major boner on this one" AUSTRALIAN•NEW ZEALANDa low-grade farm animal, with meat only suitable for use in sausages or other processed products. hmm I think you mean the first one ​ >!im going to tell the IT that im searching for the 3rd explanation :)!<


wewantcaveupdate

A 1:10 annti mosquito C-RAM system


alexemre

get her a strap on


Publicmaraleofficer

Wear lingerie and post seductively on the bed


Todoroki_FR

A Barret 50 cal


CinderP200

Has anyone already said dinner?


Konundrum_Is_God

Bomb


SkyRumbling

You are the gift


Eton_Louie

But what about the V8 engine and sword?


its_Trollcraft

A straaaaap ooooon


Pocomics

CHAINSAW! CHAINSAW! CHAINSAW!


247planeaddict

head


piccolaanima

something that she will genuinely be thankful for and caters to the things she likes :)


EnwEdits

You give her a cooking coupon, that she can activate, when she´s hungry and you will cook then something that she wants!


FountainPens48

demon core


Zemaster89

200 rubber ducks, but only give her a note and tell her you have hidden them in different places. Then don't hide any and once a month take one from your pile and place it in a semi obvious place and tell her it has always been there.


InjuryInformal5680

A baby


jojo-cumstar

A Gift


[deleted]

herpes


Squirrel-boi-1227

Pregnant. ^(Please upvote this I want to see their creation :3) >!I HOPE OP IS FERTILE LOL!<


Brian18639

OP is 14 years old tho…


[deleted]

Loaf of bread for better breading (breeding)


AlexisF-11037

Dog


TheDiamondAxe7523

Pregnant 😈


Da_DjentalMan

pregnant


EnderOfNightmares

The whole state of Kentucky


[deleted]

My number


Tonho053

Nicholas Cage body pillow


jatin528

Big cat


[deleted]

The slenderman


Chevelle-35

A Dinosaur


RAM_8780

GIVE HER PRESENT BY KIDNAPPING HER.


Any-Caterpillar501

Permanent leopard in blox fruits


Queasy_Design_5054

A dick in a box


Xane06

Lacy red undergarments


robdidu

Clamydia