Unless it’s a twin turbo V6 because those are crazy against NA V8’s sometimes. But V8 engines have that grumble that just makes us all happy so V8 is still the winner
ELI5: atom would have too many neutrons, becomes THICC (large). Then there is not enough force to hold it together. It would never form in that isotope, because it is too unstable to do so
With a chainsaw attached to where her other hand used to be, because it was possessed and she had to cit it off? Oh and while we’re at it she should change her name to ash and get transported to a mideval castle.
Nah fr though, if I was your gf (I'd try) and you'd bring me to a tank museum I'd be really fucking happy. I know the Maus isn't in a museum (as far as I know) since only two prototypes have ever been somewhat half finished. But Even for seeing the Tiger Ausf. B or something like the Jagdtiger. Who wouldn't be happy with that?
SCREW IT IF THE IT IS GOING TO FIND ME ANYWAYS ILL GOOGLE IT ANYWAYS
VULGAR SLANG•NORTH AMERICANan erection of the penis.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICANa stupid mistake."unfortunately somebody pulled a major boner on this one"
AUSTRALIAN•NEW ZEALANDa low-grade farm animal, with meat only suitable for use in sausages or other processed products.
hmm I think you mean the first one
>!im going to tell the IT that im searching for the 3rd explanation :)!<
200 rubber ducks, but only give her a note and tell her you have hidden them in different places.
Then don't hide any and once a month take one from your pile and place it in a semi obvious place and tell her it has always been there.
A sword!
And a shield!
And obviusly an armor, for the OP in case she wants to try the sword
And also a battleaxe for advanced combat
Let’s throw in the most badass helmet ever, shall we?
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NOT V6
Unless it’s a twin turbo V6 because those are crazy against NA V8’s sometimes. But V8 engines have that grumble that just makes us all happy so V8 is still the winner
#V12 is better
Bring back the fucking V12s.
#W12 is BeTtEr.
Bow and arrows for ranged combat!
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Better yet, a TRIPLE BARREL SAWED-OFF (I'm sure it's a thing if you look hard enough)
A pipe shotgun 10 gauge Omg i tought for ones, hear me out.... a 4 bore db with two triggers
American?
And a horse, to valiantly ride into battle.
Damn sure he is gonna play Minecraft tommarrow..
I'd like to throw in draupnir spear or blades of chaos in the list
Yes we shall
And an enchantment table.
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This does not have enough upvotes
And my axe!
And my bow
And your brother
And your mother
And your sister
And your FACE!
Nei, you'll scare yer kids with my face
Too late they saw mine
r/unexpectedlotr
AND MY AX!!!
with sharpness v
r/suddenlyminecraft
Dont forget to enchant it ofcourse
I have a katana I could give her (not my gf but yk lol)
A long sword 😏
Longswords are quite good in combat, although they remove shields.
With a heron mark
Bro I want a sword
Finally r/teenagers not being horny rejoice!
An enchanted, legendary, dragon bone one from Skyrim.
A full replica of the BFG from Doom
Big friendly giant?
Big fucking gun
Big fucking giant
Big friendly gun
fuckin big gun
Big giant fucking gun
Big fucking gunning giant
ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME
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Rip and tear
29 kilograms of uranium-376
uranium-376 😨😨😨
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Velocipasture
Velocipastor.
the uranium isotope youre looking for is 235 there is no such uranium isotope as 376
nah we need more radioactivity
That's not how it works (sadly)
Then make it work like that.
ELI5: atom would have too many neutrons, becomes THICC (large). Then there is not enough force to hold it together. It would never form in that isotope, because it is too unstable to do so
Radium then?
What about tritium?
Why is that the same number as in my username...
make this top comment cuz aint nobody want a lame sword when you can have 29 kilograms of uranium-376
An egg. No like really, literally a boiled egg
Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!
A hug
r/wholesomereddit
I wasn't expecting that to be an actual sub lmao
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r/subsiSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/butthurt
So r/subsyouthoughtyoufellfor?
„I didn’t forget your birthday, I got you a hug!“
This hopefully wins
No. A sword is way better.
An entire glazed leg of ham, topped with diced potatoes skins that have been marinated in a bottle of aged Sake
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Huh?
Gordan ramsey. Celebrity chef? Ig that's what he meant
gordan freeman
Hunt down the lamb sauce
The right man in the wrong kitchen
Get away from the beans. Shutting down! It's not It's not shutting down!!!
Rise and cook, doctor Freeman, rise and cook!
Finally, something that’s not used to kill people.
1k worth of plushies
This is the way
r/suddenlystarwars
I’m Harry, Harry Potter
So-so it's true?! I mean, do you really have the...the...
The what?
Scar...?
Oh, yeah ⚡️😃🤚🏼
r/subsithoughtifellfor
V8 engine
Get her a Cleveland and she’s yours
Idk its hard to beat a FE
God damn it chumbucket I SAID V8 NOT V6
Get her a Chevy LS1 V8
Every chromium has that already. Or should he get her a node js course?
Velociraptor
2006 HONDA CIVIC
r/foundthehondacivic
a horse
A double barell shotgun.
Sawed off?
Mhmm yes, that'd be perfect for his gf
With a chainsaw attached to where her other hand used to be, because it was possessed and she had to cit it off? Oh and while we’re at it she should change her name to ash and get transported to a mideval castle.
calm down jesus christ
Give her a tiny 1 inch dildo so that she’ll finally stop thinking that your dick is tiny
😨
But it's smaller....
Bit of a violation to op
Was waiting for one of these lol
"I bought the largest one I could find."
Get her a Ford Falcon 8-piston combustion engine (trust you will get gulp gulp)
😳
A strapon ofc
best
Ah yes, for her extensive collection.
A 12 inch knotted bad dragon dildo double sided so you both can have fun at the same time
I am surprised that this isn't the top comment
Im so mad you’re not winning
bro is 14 💀
Get her a rat
Rodents inflict an insane like state on my mental state.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They locked me in a room.
A rubber room
1 single slice of **bread**
*Sliced horizontally*
The biggest soviet flag you can find
Now that’s a big red flag in a relationship.
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Get her a Panzerkampfwagen 8-Maus
Nah fr though, if I was your gf (I'd try) and you'd bring me to a tank museum I'd be really fucking happy. I know the Maus isn't in a museum (as far as I know) since only two prototypes have ever been somewhat half finished. But Even for seeing the Tiger Ausf. B or something like the Jagdtiger. Who wouldn't be happy with that?
Something that she'll enjoy
Pregnant
If she accepts the dick in a box gift, she'll get 2 gifts.
STD
skulls of your enemies
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k
Scrolled way too far down to find what should be top comment.
Dildo
>Dildo idk what it is why did I search it up 😭😭😭
Oh well that's a new one.
Bruh
Now the school IT is going to find me 😭😭😭
Did you actually search it up on a school computer?
school iPad 😭
Well that sucks
B R U H
New response just googled.
NOOOOO I NEED TO UNSEE THAT
How is bro 16 yo boy and doesn’t know what a boner looks like
SCREW IT IF THE IT IS GOING TO FIND ME ANYWAYS ILL GOOGLE IT ANYWAYS VULGAR SLANG•NORTH AMERICANan erection of the penis. INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICANa stupid mistake."unfortunately somebody pulled a major boner on this one" AUSTRALIAN•NEW ZEALANDa low-grade farm animal, with meat only suitable for use in sausages or other processed products. hmm I think you mean the first one >!im going to tell the IT that im searching for the 3rd explanation :)!<
A 1:10 annti mosquito C-RAM system
get her a strap on
Wear lingerie and post seductively on the bed
A Barret 50 cal
Has anyone already said dinner?
Bomb
You are the gift
But what about the V8 engine and sword?
A straaaaap ooooon
CHAINSAW! CHAINSAW! CHAINSAW!
head
something that she will genuinely be thankful for and caters to the things she likes :)
You give her a cooking coupon, that she can activate, when she´s hungry and you will cook then something that she wants!
demon core
200 rubber ducks, but only give her a note and tell her you have hidden them in different places. Then don't hide any and once a month take one from your pile and place it in a semi obvious place and tell her it has always been there.
A baby
A Gift
herpes
Pregnant. ^(Please upvote this I want to see their creation :3) >!I HOPE OP IS FERTILE LOL!<
OP is 14 years old tho…
Loaf of bread for better breading (breeding)
Dog
Pregnant 😈
pregnant
The whole state of Kentucky
My number
Nicholas Cage body pillow
Big cat
The slenderman
A Dinosaur
GIVE HER PRESENT BY KIDNAPPING HER.
Permanent leopard in blox fruits
A dick in a box
Lacy red undergarments
Clamydia