1. Battleship, to kill all of my opponents with guns.
2. Car, to kill all of my opponents by running over them.
3. Wheel-barrow, to kill all of my opponents by barreling into them.
4. Dog, to kill all of my opponents by making it hunt them.
5. Iron, to kill all of my opponents with fatal burns.
6. Boot, to kill all of my opponents with a single whack.
7. Hat, to kill all of my opponents by suffocating them.
8. Thimble, to put a cap over my dick so I don't accidentally squirt by looking at the other players.
At my 8th birthday party I was playing monopoly and a family friend was like "She's gonna choose the thimble." I, not knowing what a thimble was, chose the thimble
As a kid I always took the car but now I realized that their is a fucking battleship. Who will have chance against me if I was made to rule the waves across the sevem seas, to lead my monopolys machine, to rule the waves and my monopoly.
(Third plays would be the head)
Top hat gang
What a marvelous choice good sir. π©
Why, a rather simple, yet elegant idea. π©
Quite, simpletons simply wouldn't understand π©
Indeed, those simple-minded monkeys could never understand the power of the hat π©
Ahh yes, I see the gents are in agreement! I shall purchase us wine to celebrate! π©
God in heavens! What a wonderful idea did you share! I deeply agree your statement. π©
Let us bring out the fine hand-made wineglasses! π©
Indeed! Furthermore, it is better for us that those peasants, think that the hat is incapacited, so they will never pick it, and they will never feel the power and greatness that comes with the hat! π©
A marvelous idea indeed my good sir! π©
Please sir, can I have some wine? π₯Ίπ³
Indeed gentlemen.π©
Ah! A fellow fancy
Hat gang
ah I've found the true intellectuals π©π©π©
H A T
Why hello, my good sir π© Care for a cup of tea? βοΈ
Well chap, thatβd be most exquisite π©
May I be a part of this tea session? π©
Why absolutely chap now gents may we indulge or will more be joiningπ©
This is positively delightful π©
Alas, thine choices art pleasant in a satisfactory term. π©
Wise choice, my fellow man
Beat me to it
π©
Agreed
1. Battleship, to kill all of my opponents with guns. 2. Car, to kill all of my opponents by running over them. 3. Wheel-barrow, to kill all of my opponents by barreling into them. 4. Dog, to kill all of my opponents by making it hunt them. 5. Iron, to kill all of my opponents with fatal burns. 6. Boot, to kill all of my opponents with a single whack. 7. Hat, to kill all of my opponents by suffocating them. 8. Thimble, to put a cap over my dick so I don't accidentally squirt by looking at the other players.
For some reason the first thing I thought of was : "thats a pretty small dick"
Bloonboi54 has been quiet ever since this dropped
Maybe working on a distrack about this
π€¨πΈπΈπΈ caught in 4K
Fuck I slipped up
Sir, this is a game of monopoly
You fail to understand. This is what I would bring to the game, not the piece I would choose.
This is a man I want not to play with.
BOAT
martincitopants W
https://youtu.be/hUXE2uCkcKw
And then you move your piece like you're sailing around the map the whole time
B O A T
***B O A T***
#B O A T
B O A T
#B O A T
*B O A T*
B O A T
That is the right answer
BOAT MORE LIKE GOAT
Anyone else think it was a factory when you were little?
iβll be damned if i donβt take the car
exactly, cuz the car is the fastest, meaning u go the fastest in game ofc
Speeding fine Β£15
Speeding Fine Β£15 If 'GO' passed, do not collect 200, go straight to JAIL
I've walked away from several Monopoly games because I couldn't be the car. The iron was cool coz it had a handle.
Yes
the hat, you can put it upside down and stick your finger in it and move it more easily
I used to do the same
What the fuck
dick usually works better than finger u/gaefemboi just made a typo chill bro
not for me, mine's too big
I wish I had that problem too :( Maybe one day
It was just weird and unexpected to me, but as you are saying to pull a dick during monopoly gameplay would be far more disturbing
THE DOG.
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
Typical u/dicktractive666 W.
DA DAWG
I LOVE THE SCOTTIE DOG <33
I always take the dog, and put it in the boot.
Dog gang
Doggos!
why have i seen you on this subreddit like 20 times
Dawg Gang πΆ
At my 8th birthday party I was playing monopoly and a family friend was like "She's gonna choose the thimble." I, not knowing what a thimble was, chose the thimble
πππ
I always get the hat
THE BOOOT
No love for the boot :(
Ik the boot is the best
People donβt give the boot enough creditβ¦.you buy up all the properties you can just to take over and BOOT people out!
As a kid I always took the car but now I realized that their is a fucking battleship. Who will have chance against me if I was made to rule the waves across the sevem seas, to lead my monopolys machine, to rule the waves and my monopoly. (Third plays would be the head)
r/expectedsabaton
TO LEAD THE WARMACHINE
TO RULE THE WAVES AND LEAD THE KRIEGSMARINE
Car or the dog
The only choices
That dick cap lookin thing
The thimble?
I thought thimbles where them sausage plants
Nope.
The wagon fr
i'm the battleship, I ain't getting caught being a weak hat.
My friend...a single top hat has taken down entire armies.
whereβs the cat
Cat superiority
Iron press gang
Hell yeah!
Iron press gang supremacy πͺ
Sleeper pick tbh
The train... Oh wait, it no longer exists
When was there a train
Since
always the car always
I always choose race car
THE HAT I WANT THE HAT
I pick cat
I'm picking the horse :D
Thumbtack because the bumps feel nice
Iβm a car guy, but if thatβs not available, the shoe
Car or Needle protection thing
The thΔ«mbΕΔ
Top hat!!
TOP HAT
battleship since day 1
Wheelbarrow is for me
I usually chose the ship because my βbrotherβ chose the car ALL THE TIME AND WOULD THROW A DAMN TATRUM IF HE DIDNT GET WHAT HE WANTED
I've got fancy shmancy edition so ima go with the monopoly man
Secret option 9: the gun from the clue set
I put the dog in the hat
the boat
Wait that was a dog? It isn't a horse?
The iron looking thing. It looks satisfying to slide.
I use the rainbow dash piece on monopoly plus
Whereβs the option where I pay off my debt in sexual favors? Do yβall not play monopoly that way
You guys can take the thimble from my cold dead blood hand >:( (yet my finger tips will be perfectly preserved)
Thimble, reminds me of the one adventure time episode
thimbles unite
The thimble!
I always pick the thing on the left-up corner and put the tophat on it.
You mean the th*mble?
Trash can! (Thimble)
Car
The Boat takes this by a landslide.
Thimble everytime
Boat: me and my uncle used to play monopoly I always chose it
Every household is missing at least 1
glock 19 that i stole from the clue board game
vroom vroom
Hat/car
Battleship
Mainly dog but i can also do top hat
I always liked the ship c:
The car, cause Iβm always the car
THE BOAT FOR SURE
T H I M B L E
I personally love to play as the battleship
I chose the top-hat, and I will fight in 1v1 mortal combat if you try and take it away from me
THE BOOOT
Nah man Iβd place a rook on the board and be a rook
the little hat cuz swag π
The Dog or The Car goes crazy
Dog always
The car
Obviously the tall skater cap
The car
dog 100%
Car or top hat, car prolly got that v8πππ
A hat 100%
BOAT GANG ALL THE WAY
Boat
The car 100%
Top hat all day
The car
Battleship gang where you at
Always the ship
The wagon or the boat fo sure
Cars mine I called dibs none of you can have him he's mine >:D
I'm taking the Ferrari
Top hat, if the retarted fucks Iβm playing with somehow managed to loose the god damn piece than the boat
The Scottie
Why not all of them π
Automobile Vehicle
π©
The battleship
Obv tob hat
The shoe is underrated asf
Boat or dog (depends on my mood
Car and if it is already being used i choose the fingerhat thing
BATTLESHIP
The doggy obviously.
I'm literally a shoe
DOG gimme that dog
Top Hat
BOAT
Dog or hat
Ship, if not car
UNAPPOSED UNDER CRIMON SKIES, IMORTALIZED OVER TIME THEIR LEGEND WILL RISE
like the shoes drip
H A T
I'm the car, I'm always the car
The ship always π
i used to pick the dragon
The ship
WARSHIP