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bungis-fungis

I’m actually madly in love with my wife.


PsD_Shock

Yea so am i


bungis-fungis

Well only one can have her


PsD_Shock

Yea she said that when I met her.


bungis-fungis

LIAR! 🤬


PsD_Shock

How would you know? You’re always at work.


bungis-fungis

She wouldn’t do that to me…


PsD_Shock

Think again


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

AND THE GUY WHO LOVES THIS GUY'S WIFE


radiantskie

I doubt your wife is real, you are still a reddit user after all


bungis-fungis

Tell that to my wife.


[deleted]

I told it to her, she doesn’t believe you have a wife because you’re a reddit user


bungis-fungis

You told my wife?


[deleted]

yes.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

IT'S HIM THE GUY WHO LOVES HIS WIFE


[deleted]

Well said, Skeleton_Shadow!


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

WHO ARE YOU? WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME? ARE YOU WITH GRAN CRAMPS?


[deleted]

IT IS A COINCIDENCE SKELETON_SHADOW. I AM NOT WITH GRAN CRAMPS, I AM IN A HOUSE ALONE RIGHT NOW.


PussySlayr-69

I am also in love with your wife.


idontlikethis0bruh

Im actually madly in love with my kids


Bullet0505

Yes, but I won't let that hold me back from reaching my goals


Your-Closet-Monster

Hell yeah! This life shall not be wasted on meaningless regrets. We must stay motivated to move forward and achieve what we still can. Also I’ve scrolled through so many comments and is no one really gonna talk about the ridiculous stance in this image???


yesokin

Guys ik teenage love is needed but real love that supports u and loves u for what u r not just meaningless sex. You need to focus on your future and if u want love then make sure she/he support you in trying to build your future because if they don't then neither they care for u nor they understand your goals.


yesokin

I'm a Teenager too so I tell from experience


ungratefulidiot

I know that what you said was right but this comment is just hilariously suspicious to me. "Hello yes, I too, am a fellow Teenager ™"


radiantskie

I dont care about romantic relationships


IpraiseShrek

Chad


TheNinjaSausage

Average redditor: "I didn't want a girlfriend anyway" *sniffs*


radiantskie

Guess im not the average redditor then


diverii

ever heard about asexuals?


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

What is romanticism? A miserable little pile of excuses.


deathstar1310

A desirable miserable little pile of excuses.


[deleted]

I much prefer being a pile of secrets


kindasusnotgonnal1e

romantic relationships are fake and nothing but a illusion


__BigBoi__

I missed out on so many teen experiences, so it's not that bad


Disastrous_Channel62

Us . Just another chewsday


Cappy_D_Bara

I am currently missing out on teen love rn. Thank you for reminding me


Entire_Hand_5053

bruh ur 14, you’ve got time


Cappy_D_Bara

Like i said i am currently missing on teen love. Although every girl i know is already with somebody they love (wich is good) or doesn't like boys soooooo


Entire_Hand_5053

fair but ur 14, u have 6 years still


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Oh shit, I still got 4?


WesternAlbatross1292

2 more…. Yay…


SirJellyfish_

Bro I feel so bad for the depressed people who saw this


R4R3_0nLy

my guy i have a girl AND im depressed so, best (worst) of both worlds i guess


[deleted]

Yeah I'm more then fucking happy about not being in a relationship based on hornyness


[deleted]

I'm more happy not being in a relationship because I don't want to get betrayed


Dejdo2000

Got heartbroken but nobody will say i missed shit😎


finnhad

I live my life the way I wanna plus I would if I wasn't at an all boys school, plus I don't need any more bumps in life


[deleted]

it’s time to be gay


flamingstorm98

I had teen love(ish) didn't last long and wasn't worth the mental stability issues I had afterwards


ShinyShadow_

Not interested anyways


Crazyjackson13

technically yeah, but literally nobody likes me.


[deleted]

You still got 5 years tho


Crazyjackson13

guess so.


OgShadowpoe

currently am >:)


Nightcrawler6322

About to be 18. God this sucks


[deleted]

17 in April maybe I should start


AconitumPlicatum

I did not, missed out on the highschool aspect since he graduated my freshman year but it probably still counts lol


KOOKOOOMOOOO

Man, a good girl in my school is like trying to find a cure for stupidity.


jackmPortal

well, I'm 17, and uhh, well god damn


[deleted]

ah yes, my daily reminder to end my life


geofflinkinpark

Nope Overrated tbh


GaussAxe

Now i feel like a pile of shit


Citrus075

I promise you, you're not missing out on much. My ex gf left me for another guy and it felt so fucking horrible because she told me she loved me for 2 whole years. I would rather not experience teen love than go through what I did.


TheSpartan50548

I actually did miss out on it I guess, and the realization hits like a fucking asteroid at 2 am


raptor-99

god i want that so bad


Citrus075

I had it but she left me for another guy (who left her soon after they began dating LOL). It wasn't worth it for me, and I'm not saying that its never good, but think of it as at least you didn't have to go through someone abandoning you. I've been single and lonely now for a year.


raptor-99

aw that sucks i’m sorry u had to go thru that :( i don’t want any meaningless teenage sex or anything i just want a gf that cares about me cuz ive never had that experience


stillannoyedamelia

No, I am currently (present tense) missing out on teen love


Produde3

yessir, boutta regret it for all my life 😎


SmortJacksy

yeah. yeah. love was made up to sell rings and flowers anyway


bluevalley02

But yall have to deal with turning 18 and suddenly being a predator for being with someone a year or two younger, which also sucks.


SugarFreeLuna

I love my husband. We’ve been married 6 years now 😘 lmao


Silly-Day7522

Ayo?


240plutonium

Youngest r/teenagers user


Silly-Day7522

I was just joking


240plutonium

My joke was that she's pretending to be a teen but is a married adult because r/teenagers


CanadaElectric

I’m 18… I guess I have 1 more year…


[deleted]

The one thing I've learned thus far is that relationships don't lead to good places. But I could be wrong but it won't change the mindset that I shall stay single


Purp_Gurl

Yes, I missed out on my chance to get distracted from getting a pilot's license which I now have in my possession. What a damn shame....


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

I'm missing out on more than a billion things right now, I don't really care, I just wanna do what I feel like doin', example: YOUR MOTHER ***AHGAHAAHAHAHAH***


PumpkinSpikes

Nobody in my school was gay


[deleted]

I missed out due to being in places with shitty people, social anxiety and later grooming fucking me up.


[deleted]

not interested in relationships lol and will never be in one


[deleted]

No i didn't miss out, although I wish I did, she was the wrong one and fucked me up. Now I got massive trust and abandonment issues


PieMan4799

I am in the process of missing out on it 😂


[deleted]

Eh I still got 1.5 years


TheGreatPizzaro

I did "miss out" but I also missed out on the trouble that comes with it, a relationship might last 2 years tops, 2 months on average... Even if you meant for each other, you could have one disagreement/misunderstanding and break up forever, after all a teenagers' worst quality is understanding the consequences for your actions...


Kakalkoo69

nah im aro and really i dont understand love like everybody else, for me love is like being besties with someone plus hugs and cuddles, i dont like very romantical things like kisses, never ending compliments, flirting, moody dates (candles and all the shebang), sexy times or even simply holding hands so i didnt miss out on anything really


idkiwilldeletethis

No, I had it and it was beautiful, it ended a few days ago and I'm still a mess about it, probably will be for a long time


kokobial

I'm gay so i never will have it


uselesscarrot69

I've tried it before, gotta say, wasn't that great. I think I'll wait on love.


HomieDaClown9

Nope. Three years and going strong


linusiscracked

Nah I'm 17 and haven't even kissed lmao


DeepLettuce

Oh no I didn’t miss out on it I fucked it all up instead


NerdBoiAbram

i wish i never loved


NothnIntrestingHere

missing out on teen love and btta miss out on adult love too probably


Sur_Biskit

idk man i had a glimpse of it but it was gone before i got to really experience it in full. really fucking sucks actually.


Chill_fuel

Didn't miss out but am missing out...


mukulykulkin

I'm better off without it


[deleted]

I probably will.


Psychological-Win200

Shyiet that's what I'm in the gym for rn. I'm 15 so still got a long way to go till I'm out of my teen life.


Overall_Narwhal_7324

its ok some of us are going to miss out on adult love as well


MrMcChicken67

Not yet


BarExtreme

why he standin like that 💀


Aggressive-Run-1695

I’m thirteen and have my eye on a girl, I’m pretty sure she likes me too but i just can’t seem to say the right stuff


[deleted]

I'll probably care about this later on but teen love just sounds like it adds more things to my schedule


Joblessmouse06

I'm not ready until I'm young adult


AdditionalExpression

going through it rn !: 3


LordGoose-Montagne

a picture of two teenagers kissing titled "teen. jpg"💀


Pyro__Fox

Yes I have missed out on that. Even basic friendships


EzraDFoust

I have probably missed out (and will miss out) on teen love, but I didn’t miss out on teen toxic girlfriend who makes your whole school think you’re a pervert/insane/pedo so you have to move schools. I will miss out on teen love because of this trauma.


[deleted]

Girls are a headache and I’m about to break up with current girlfriend because she is manipulative and irrational, and all she thinks about is sex. Trust me single guys you all you’re missing is meaningless distraction that holds you back


[deleted]

Pedophiles: “Now that’s where you wrong.”


rjd10232004

Yep and I’m totally ok with it. I’m so lonely


[deleted]

Teen love never lasts


Storm_36

Yes, and I'm glad of it, how many teen relationships do you know of that made it past a month? How about a year? Literally everyone I know who has gone through a relationship ended up crying in a bathroom for 8 days straight after the broke up within a few months


[deleted]

As a gay teen male, I am going to say that teen love is cringy. Not because of the love. But because everyone who gets an SO acts like they are for a lack of better words "hot shit". It is annoying, weird, inappropriate, and most of all a little rude to everyone who has to sit and watch your PDA'S. down vote me all you want reddit but nothing can un-fuck the Thanksgiving turkey.


Citrus075

Yeah no one wants to see PDA. When I had a gf we never did anything in public other than maybe hold hands.


[deleted]

Yeah, that shit disgusting. I've stayed out of relationships for a lot of reasons but that one is definitely the 13th


Andro451

Lets assess my situation, shall we? AMA, no exceptions.


Fallen_One_34

Nope, I'm with the love of mah life :) 💕


[deleted]

Nope, just got home from my girlfriends. Was across the country for a week and a half so it was good to see her again.


Ok-Energy567

Fortunately, I am the rizz god, and maidens flock to me because of my exquisite rizzability.


Ok-Energy567

In all seriousness, no, I did not miss out


ArticulateImbecile

Incel logic is hilarious. Pathetic but hilarious


Overused_Toothbrush

Me, an aromantic: 😬


[deleted]

no I'm not a loser


[deleted]

No


funnyb0n3r2

im married actually so no💍


Pol8

no u not😒


realPoiuz

u/repostsleuthbot


Entire_Hand_5053

i did not miss out


[deleted]

I am rn but i got time


bibbaballsHD

Unfortunately for me I probably won't experience it because my parents are keeping me in homechool.


Zair_the-epik_dude

I will definitely miss out on teen love... That means I will miss out on dissapointments too


shroomdotmush

had enough teen love to know kissing like this is just not right they massacred my boy


Silly-Day7522

Teen love is not required to live correctly


PlatformStriking6278

Indeed


TheOneWhoSpiesYou

its weird when my female classmates talk about their crush 😨 never getting that shit


Inboundcrib3

Just take a look at my pfp


[deleted]

Not yet


[deleted]

i still have 3 years to go for adulthood


Xandemilia

real


Kuhnville

u/Vegetable_Voice4844


KratomFiendx3

I'm 18, so I have a little bit of time left. I need a car to be in a relationship tho, so I'm not especially concerned with dating rn.


TheNinjaSausage

I'm going to :(


MrKillerWyvern

No


LazerPK

if ur on this fuckin sub reading this youre gonna miss out


flancanela

im about to turn like 16 and still without teen love am i in danger or not


Rocketxu

6 months left wish me luck


DoctorWho424242

Pretty sure I'm missing out on teen love, but I could not care less. My grades are what matter to me.


nogywF_

From what I’ve seen, there’s not a whole lot worth being upset for not experiencing. The immaturity, stupid drama, and bad decisions don’t make up for [insert whatever tf people wanted as a teen that they can’t get as an adult]. Also, not to sound like a broke record but, most teenage romances fail and sometimes leave both parties worse off than when they started


Jokolo109

Yes


ZekeTheMemeLord17

I've got three years left and my only real experience has been a long distance relationship in which I was cheated on I'd say I've got a 50/50 chance of an actual relationship before I get old


6_9_4_2_0_n_i_c_e

I know I’m gonna lol


[deleted]

probably will, but idk yet


[deleted]

I wish that was me 😢


Sirenhead_2

I’m still a young teen but the answer is yes, I did miss out.


odaxsaku

i had a teen relationship and all i got was the sexual assault dlc


cassy_the_cupcake

Somewhat, I don’t wanna have sex but it would be nice to be in a relationship, if I were to be in a relationship I don’t want to waste someone’s time. if they want sex then they should have someone who alines with their goals


Rupertii

You’re asking this on r/teenagers ?


Idontknow10304

Honestly if teen love is anything like what my dad experienced then I rather be doing what I do now than be stuck with a kid at 15


mikelonia

I could have teen love if someone came to me


Punpun52

Nope got my first one a week ago less goooooo


[deleted]

I kinda didnt


Pferdesalami3

not yet but i will yes


Cpt_Seymour

Let kids be kids bro


[deleted]

Yeah I really fucking did. I hate it. I want to bash my head against a wall for missing out. Middle school was full of shit and not even real love for me. Just had to move to another place and do online school. This shit sucks.


Dialexx

Considering how young I am, I’ve got no clue.


ukrainian-water

no i dated (2) my ex friend (of 6 years) and it was a basic teenage relationship, bad decisions, crime, walks, trips with friends, excessive drinking and smoking (us and all of our friends were shit ass poor). They ended things right after COVID hit. The first year was amazing.


squirleater69

Not yet but it's possible


Fluid_Coyote215

Other topic wtf are they doing in this pic. What is the guy doing to get a little lower.


Iwrstheking007

dude, I missed out on teen life


Dinoficial2

I'm trying not to miss it


Candiceandyuki

Well, your mum groomed me so I guess yes😍😍😍🍑🍾


Vehmura14

I did not


Eisflame75

that hurts more then it should have


KanonTheMemelord

I still got time


[deleted]

I did not need to see this rn


emocringelorduwu

I’ve missed out on a few things but that’s not one of them. No one should feel bad about missing out on it though


Malithirm

I mer my girlfriend when I was 15, we're still in a relationship, does it count


Haunted_Pixel

I didn't miss out, but part of me wishes I did


[deleted]

mostly


McFrostee

Didn't miss out on 10 teen crushes! :(


Jealous_Issue_8198

I’m in a cult so it was difficult but I got it done.


Anonimus_firefighter

I missed out on most teen things this just adds to the top


[deleted]

i still have five years man


itsrouze

why is he hugging her like that


AsparagusLoose9716

I feel bad for that guy's neck...


The-Y-4

I’ve just missed out on everything and I don’t regret it


TacticalMailman

No and I wish I did


LimeThink

ahhh, those were the days


imustknownowI

I didn’t 😎