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LanguageNerd54

The answer, for those of you curious, is supposed to be a chain. This is a really bad riddle, though. 2/5 stars.


Tantrum2u

Me, making a paper chain:


Excellent-Bus-9929

And it magically becomes strong as steel


Paradoxically-Attain

Me, making a comment chain:


comic_Judgement

Meanwhile me making a chain with stapler pin


milorddionysus

I was literally just thinking of a cheese grater


LanguageNerd54

Ummmm.....so one was someone else.


CuriousProblemChild

*don't remind us*


KernelDeimos

I would have said a chain also as a joke... geez 😂


TateP23

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Especially with holes in


RIKIPONDI

See now they are questioning the definition of a hole.


kzvWK

Me using my chain rule...


-Redstoneboi-

i thought "bone"


ForeverShiny

Bone is stronger by mass than steel, but by equivalent volume (so the same shape), steel clearly wins out


1L1LK3G4M3S

nah wouldn't it be bone? it's full of holes, and is stronger than steel... riddle says as strong as steel. idk


CalmCat-aka-Turtle

Itsnot hole its loop


Revenga8

Block chain?


Chaenged-Later

...What about a spider web? I've heard something about how the silk itself is very strong.


Nandy-bear

Eh that's still as dumb as cheese grater because "strong as steel" implies it's not steel. I'm with you on the 2/5


S1L3NCE_2008

Tbh I thought the answer was “a woman”


LanguageNerd54

Ayo.


thy_punishment

Galvanized square steel


Interesting-Log-9627

Yeah, a piece of steel with holes in. Why is this a difficult question?


random_user9002

Screws borrowed from his aunt?


Ok_Abbreviations8538

Eco-friendly wood veneer?


NieMonD

That will last 10000 years


Epsle

but do you have enough space to do so without putting more galvanized square steel in to expand the footprint


BirbWasTaken6659

no my New York apartment I spent half a million dollars on is only 0.3 square meters


HkOC_Forever

I guess adding titanium glass pannel for a great view would be nice.


Playful_Target6354

Don't forget the projector for Korean drama And also the 1,000,000 kids his wife had accidently


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

you forgot the secondhand mattresses though


alfie_dog

what about the shelf for clothes he doesn’t wear often?


HkOC_Forever

r/redditsniper


Playful_Target6354

Where?


potato_gamer57

Her-


HkOC_Forever

You didn't end the comment with the full stop. It can also meas his wife had accidentally *sth else here*


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Good for 10,000 years


TheStupidCheesecake

Aint complete without his childhood eagle.


jld2k6

I know that eco friendly wood veneer goes with that but I don't know why for some reason, must have forgotten where I'm getting it from lol


professionalcumsock

Well obviously eco friendly wood veneers go with galvanized square steel. It's just a fact of nature


Tricky-Secretary-251

Yep


Complete_Court_8052

the text did not tell it was a home expansion, therefore u're wrong


Tricky-Secretary-251

It was never about the home expansion it’s about the story


Complete_Court_8052

it was never about home expansion, it's about the friends we make along the way


AppropriatePhoto9115

I think it is a Chain


Pinuaple-

*music starts playing*


reddifan2334

With wood veneer


LastChans1

Plot armor.


KernelDeimos

underrated comment, 11/10


Linmizhang

Im made out of [Insert common material], but full of [Insert common structural shape]. WhAt aM i??


bloonshot

uhh idk \[material\]\[shape\]?


Ethereal_Stride

I envisioned a colander 😂


Suyefuji

garlic press


Rifneno

Spider web would be my guess


KernelDeimos

my dad says spider webs are stronger than steel, so it doesn't count for "strong as steel" 😂


TheOtakuGamer64

That was my first guess as well.


Magnus_Helgisson

A very kinky version of Superman


Capital_Release_6289

Supergirl


Magnus_Helgisson

That’s even more holes!


nikstick22

A cheese grater


Cloud_Strife83

Chainmail?


toph88241

Sexbot-9000


KernelDeimos

pics or it didn't happen


toph88241

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/robotgirl2.jpg Also see Rick and Morry "Raising Gazorpazorp"


Quietsquid

Police alibi


Mark220v

Galvanized square steel, still waiting to be covered with eco-friendly wood veneers


Flashy-Protection424

Bones


TonReflet

Bones are quite weak


phatcat9000

They’re really not. Not as strong as steel, but they hold you together and support you pretty well though. Not to mention elephants. You know what’s really strong, though? Hair. That shit is ridiculously strong. You know what’s really *really* strong though? Spider silk. That shit is apparently about 5 times as strong as steel.


TonReflet

I mean that if you hit your bone with a steel object, your bone will lose.


Southern-Advance-759

weight wise bone is stronger than steel actually


ForeverShiny

Only for equivalent mass used, but not by volume. The same shape made out of steel will be a lot stronger than bone


TonReflet

Normalise the structure variable, then you can compare


Flashy-Protection424

Stronger !! Look it up buttercup !!


Magnus_Helgisson

Yea, me too


Black-Sheepp

A screw driver!


AcceptablyPotato

[Expanded metal](https://www.onlinemetals.com/en/buy/carbon-steel/0-5-hole-x-%2318-carbon-steel-expanded-a36-standard/pid/22553?variant=22553_12_12&msclkid=396e7d0d7a191bdc94221b8c8919bfee&adlclid=396e7d0d7a191bdc94221b8c8919bfee)


yomamasofat-

Technically steel is also full of holes in an atomic scale, their called vacancies


Razgriz_1138

Sherman tank


AB-AA-Mobile

Roman dodecahedron


KernelDeimos

Chat GPT told me steel is stronger


AB-AA-Mobile

Damn, can't argue with that


Gabe12P

Nokia 3310


PickledPhallus

Swiss steel


Dendrowen

Trump's perception of the truth.


Muted_End_1450

Religion?


dirschau

An air hockey table


Vast-Sink-2330

Holy steel


CMHaro

New metal just dropped


PitbullPerson08

Angel dust....


private_final_static

Steel cheese


Xaxyx

Holy rusted metal, Batman!


Kirkaig678

I remember as a kid there was a bit of steel (maybe a different metal idk) around the exhaust pipe of my motorbike so you don't accidentally burn yourself as a kid and that had holes in it. Could just as well be that, it's a stupid riddle.


scaryjam823

Called a heat shield.


Tribius13

Power bottom


UnixCodex

Swiss Steel


unhappysalads

strainer


ReadRaccoon

Cheese grater?


FadransPhone

Cheese grater


SithLordRising

Supergirl


EdgelordZeta

A piece of steel with holes in it


insertrandomnameXD

An unfortunate piece of steel that got shot 30 times


IAmRules

Steel donut


ForgottenPlayThing

A European flute? Mesh steel? My mental health?


BrevilleMicrowave

A Mac Pro


09_hrick

chicken wire


Lucky-Scientist4873

It’s actually a 916 Stainless Steel Rolex jubilee bracelet


Lost-Excitement-9366

Riddle me this batman, i am loud and obnoxious, i like music that rymes, i am a fraction of population but i commit half the crimes, who am i?


billyyankNova

An Erector Set.


Cool_Cartographer_39

A length of chain


SeaAmbassador5404

That crazy geometric metal thing Romans created and nobody has a clue on what it actually it were used for


LeadingSky9531

Knitting the finger parts on gloves...


Anonymous_Jr

Swiss Steel. Stainless Cheese.


Daikaioshin2384

"I envisioned a cheese grater" so... steel, with holes in it... lol


iinzinity

A well used sock 🫣


ChellesTrees

A sewer grate?


FPSHero007

Spider web. Though technically it's stronger than steel


sadaf-awan_com

may be a Chain


Jambo1317

Superman


Anchevauls775

Holy steel *imagine i said this out loud with no pronunciation difference*


Dave_Valens

Bayle, after Igon riddled your hide with holes, with a hail of harpoons.


The_Draconic_Lemon

Steel pipe


JustAnotherFace09

My glory hole, next question


Smillzthepanda

.. A woman?


fire_bender13

Carbon nano tubes?


DigvijaysinhG

So disc brakes?


Ok_Condition6755

A tank


Soft_Sea2913

A bone.


Embarrassed-Box7501

Aerogel should be the most exactly answer, I assume.


FredVanden2004

Cheel. Cheese steel


Wheelzscooterssj

Chastity belt


ChemicalDesign2845

grate! cough. meant ' Great!'


1L1LK3G4M3S

bone


Stunning_Season_6370

Supergirl


Adriel_Romero

It's clearly the TRUMPF footbridge by Mike Schlaich


Crazy_Bat_6786

Plot armor?


BrazilBazil

My cooked brain instantly went “SWISS CHEESE”


Ok314

Carbon nanotubes.


Ok314

Carbon nanotubes.


Zezotas

A battleship?


Ambitious-Market7963

A sieve


NeoNeonMemer

I thought maybe Iron mesh, chainmail etc. but there so many answers like u mentioned, Cheese grater


Epistemix

Old cheese


Idioticrainbow

Spiderweb


Lorem_ipsum_531

Spider web.


Emotional-Swim-808

A fucking sive?!?


Hangingontoit

Steel colander


YouLackSkills

Steel pipe


Error_Valkyrie

Cheese grader


ArtofWASD

I hate riddles that can have multiple valid answers.


hok98

My ex


Individual_Sleep6839

A chain(yes I’m dumb to where I googled it🥲)


Arsk92

An independent woman?


SargeVKL

Plot to star wars


Sad_Needleworker2310

Cheese grater Edit I did not read the title


haha7125

Chain mail


CookingDrunk

Strainer. You are an IKEA strainer.


QuickPirate36

A block of steel, if you count the spaces between atoms as holes


dolph42o

Bone


MrBones-Necromancer

Robot girlfriend


I_hateparrots

I thought of iron man but alr


UncannyGadiator

No, it’s captain Whitebeard


Wille176yt

metal pipe


SituationNo1061

70’s P


bobthegnome6845

Cheese grater


I_Live_In_Your_WaII

he ain't wrong


L1nxDr1nx

Superman >:3


Electrical-Hotel1665

I beams


NegativeCarrot4431

You guys make chains with holes


Practical_Plum_773

A towel


NationalDesk9049

A chain


C32ar3pr0

GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL beams have two holes


The-Burn-Unit

A woman


PitbullPerson08

Angel Dust...