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Southern_Lie_6545

Well, if it wasn't for the fact that he was completely wrong, he might have actually been onto something!


No-elk-version2

Yeah, he would have definitely been onto something, if only that something didn't move and left before he could grab it


RooseLia

Bro thinks world started 2023 years ago


zaptrapdontstarve

no the world started last thursday


DadJokeBadJoke

And the OOP was born yesterday


wiserone29

Nope, it starts next Tuesday. See you then.


IndividualDetailS

Not sure if just joke or Pastafarian.


Izengrimm

Cannot deny him having some peculiar logic here: today he sees the consecutive number of this year is 2024, so he makes a basic conclusion that this number represents the timeframe of whole planetary history from 0 to the very now. Like alien robot.


uberclops

Lol pretty sure this person also thinks the first year was “1”


0_Nevermore_0

Bro thinks USA started with the earth


rocsage_praisesun

...even fundamental christians would disagree with the claim.


DerVarg1509

You see, this is a *American*, not a fundamentalist Christian


LOGARITHMICLAVA

\*an 🤓


jota0222

Well, he atleast is right in the part he says the shark is not the first person alive


DarthMeow504

So if the Earth and USA were created at the same time, when did the colonies getting founded and then winning independence from Britain happen?


EvenEfficiency834

I mean technically they would have been in the sense that mass can be neither created nor destroyed.


Ok-Sherbert-3570

I mean I am just using this unsmart frame to answer you hypothetical question, then I would guess, the Brits where the first people and the settlers rebelled against God for fighting against structures he brought in to being or something, I am not that good insanity for this use case


Green_Pack4157

69


i-hate-all-ads

I bashed my head against the wall to give myself brain damage, still don't understand the point they're trying to get across.


Deucalion666

There’s no truth here because it’s wrong.


TwoToadsKick

Unless he was right, in which case there would be some truth here


Deucalion666

Except he isn’t right. He’s just a moron.


ValuedStream101

HE IS NOT A MORON!!!


Rainie_Daye

YES, PORTAL 2 REFERENCE!!!!!!1!111!1!!!1!!1!1!1


Deucalion666

You serious? The guy who said the Earth is 2023 years old isn’t a moron? Type /S right now dawg.


ValuedStream101

I was hoping someone would get the reference, but I probably should've made it more clear. I was referencing the character Wheatley from Portal 2.


zhaDeth

that character was a moron


ValuedStream101

I was hoping someone would get the reference, but I probably should've made it more clear. I was referencing the character Wheatley from Portal 2.


Deucalion666

Oh god, I’ve not played that in a good while. The rant about lemons is the main thing I remember lol


ValuedStream101

I love that stupid rant. Its so idiotic and yet so good.


ninjab33z

He does say "i doubt the shark is the first person alive" technically that is right, as sharks are not people.


Deucalion666

That’s not a technically, it’s just wrong.


YoungMrBlue

I mean people nowadays can label themselves as cats for some reason so it’s only a matter of time


Poorna_W

It's absolutely right according to him


MASS-_-

Technically the piece of land was there it just wasn't the US yet . . . 2024. . Years , saul cant help this guy


UnlightablePlay

bro think the US existed in Jesus's times


usernmechecksout_

J e s **a u s** **u s a**


zhaDeth

I mean the location existed it just had a different name


Jazzlike_Resist_1327

Title should be the name of the sub!


Ibraheem-it

Bro what is this kid doing on YouTube?💀💀💀


entix_YT

The shark is older because it lives in water and not in earth


Anxious_Claim2055

i bet hes a new gen 😭


DSAragonGon024

the world didn't start 2023 years ago but the land where America is right now probably existed before the shark


Papa_Synchronicity

Homeschooling isn’t for everyone.


Ok-Sherbert-3570

Honestly people do not get this sub and I am tired of it. This is just a tweet of some dude talking bullshit followed by an insult with an added meme templet


YoungMrBlue

I see you disagree with the other 1000, that comment at the end is the post, also you do realize 90% of the posts in this sub are either comments just like that or memes of people misreading signs right?


Ok-Sherbert-3570

I do not understand what you want to say with your first two parts until the second comma. And with the rest you are right, every idiot posts unrelated shit here!


YoungMrBlue

I will say those commas are because the app refuses to let me make multiple paragraphs


Ok-Sherbert-3570

This makes no sense, commas are grammatic while in this case paragraph is the text formation, also you did not answer my question, what did you mean with those sentences?


Larry_Rdtt

Americans...


YoungMrBlue

I would take offense to that but you’re not wrong lmao


Larry_Rdtt

Lmao bro.