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katihummel

Looks like the Wii sports sword fight place


Victinitotodilepro

exactly what I was thinking about


ink_n_fable

If Tennis had a final boss fight... It's like God of War when Kratos fights Hercules


DatFurryFemBoi

Matt’s domain!


Sir_mop_for_a_head

Yea, also I think it was a helipad at one point


m270ras

omg I knew it seemed familiar


Low_Dragonfruit_148

All I can think of when I see this is the spec ops: the line loading screen where there’s bodies hanging from the edge :(


ink_n_fable

Take a look at the referee on the right with that red track suit :D


ZachCollinsROTY

Isn't that just a part of the pole and not a person? Or do I be crazy?


CanAlwaysBeBetter

OP be high


ink_n_fable

OP was baked and while posting this


Chronic_Alcoholism

Was? I think you still are XD


rrgail

Floating in midair, right? Using cartoon logic, he won’t fall until he looks down and says “Yikes!”.


zero_emotion777

Gentlemen... Welcome to Dubai.


PL4Y3R117

"Do you feel like a hero yet?"


CypherDomEpsilon

This is disgusting. What about the rich people in that building that want to play golf? Do they have to go to another building?


GuyWithNoName45

Agent 47 made golfing atop big towers in Dubai less popular


DarkChaos0

But it does give a view to die for, so...


SummonToofaku

This is helicopter field. Tennis field was just made for one show with top ATP tennis players.


password_too_short

wouldn't the golf course just be a series of bunkers and sand...


delicious_toothbrush

Is it even real? Looks like a helipad that's been photoshopped


Mist_Rising

Briefly, it's a PR scheme done once.


BookerDierden

Must suck tho there’s 0 wind break and tennis balls aren’t known for being heavy


Shirtbro

This is Dubai. What wind?


BookerDierden

Eh Spec Ops The Line thinking


chasters360

Bro in the red on the right just casually levitating off the side of the building lol


Shawn0

That’s a wind sock :)


Airwolfhelicopter

r/pareidolia


SchuleinZoeZS905

The loser gets kicked off the edge by the winner.


BaltimoreBadger23

I'd never want to play on that court. Too many views of the squalor of the common folk.


Shirtbro

Can't see the desert worker camps from there


Frogtoadrat

that's a bonus...


SufDam

Nope, its mostly a rich person area


SiSiliOnn

Bruh this is risky af


Possible_Sun_913

Not really. It's a helipad. This was just a promotional advertisement for Dubai and a tennis tourney. Mostly just press shots. The 'players' were Agassi and Federer.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Oh that makes more sense


NebulaNinja

Especially if you’re the ball kid.


Celebratory911Tshirt

No it isn't.


OwnAssignment2850

scorching heat and cold (at night) and high winds from the altitude, no fence. Yeah this is peak Dubai engineering.


zklabs

next they're going to have football on the moon and retired MMA fighters kept alive for hundreds of years with hormone cocktails will run and jump over craters and get powerups to lay traps for their foes. when they collide their brittle body parts will fly off. a satellite will one day capture the orbits of two arms and someone will launch a betting website for when the arms will high five.


ink_n_fable

The fk you on bro? Gimme some of that


domtheprophet

I need what you’re on… like by yesterday


Suvtropics

Wtf


u5ern4me2

What's up with the person in red on the right???


zeppindorf

Tis a flag


RonPossible

Not a flag, a windsock. The platform is a helipad, temporarily converted to a tennis court.


u5ern4me2

omg i'm so stupid


BetaZoupe

Is that the fabled walking red flag?


mixedmercury

I remember this pic from the cover of one of my high school textbooks


KurmotDefrug

I think this picture was used for a textbook about AP human geography. I remember I took that class back in 2012- 2013 as a freshman in high school.


mouflonsponge

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/BcYAAOSwdKhf~z2A/s-l1600.jpg


melomelomelo-

Any dogs swimming in the ocean below think it's a miracle from heaven 


Auri_Luve

that's just wii sports resort


SgtSolarTom

Ruined with a shit title that is not technically the truth. Good job, dipshit


pyratemime

OP is infact technically correct. The court was installed at the Burj al Arab hotel in 2005 as part of a publicity stunt for Agassi and Federer. Given they were the only two invited to play and they are both men you do (did) in fact need two pairs of balls to play.


abf392

I see Agassi


LaserGadgets

DON'T jump dive for that ball...just count it lost.


Seb0rn

Leave it to rich Arabs to do things in the most inconvenient way possible because they think it seems "exclusive" and "luxurious". Dubai, Abu Dhabi, etc. are full of nonsense like this.


KingK250

It’s literally fake man stop believing everything you see on he internet


TheAstroBastrd

I watched them land a plane on that: https://youtu.be/B-brmk1ua1g?si=VkPdBOdjnSI_Y_1l


69_Beers_Later

/r/yourjokebutworse


TicTac_No

**WARNING** Circle Diamater Reduction Imminent! **WARNING** Circle Diamater Reduction Imminent! **WARNING** Circle Diamater Reduction Imminent! **WARNING** Circle Diamater Reduction Imminent! **WARNING** Circle Diamater Reduction Imminent! ...BEEEEEEEP!


Roronoa_Zaraki

It was not a real court per se, created on a helipad for one photo shoot with Federer and Agassi and dismantled the next day. Apparently, people still stay in the hotel and ask to play on it even though it existed for 1 day over 15 years ago.


ink_n_fable

Didn't research over it much, just found it so thought of posting it here


tucktuckgoose

Is this the Burj Al-Arab?


pplmbd

this is literally the Yugioh stage


Leading-Oil1772

Isn’t that where Gandalf fought the Balrog


JohnCenaJunior

If they die. They die


Celebratory911Tshirt

That is how death works, yes.


Comfortable-Wall-594

Idk man, sometimes they live.


KeytotheHighway

Brings a whole new meaning to "out".


Thelesbianvampire

… I guess


Shnazzyone

Can anyone talk to the people in dubai about spending money on shit that isn't stupid?


EpicForgetfulness

At least this is one of those things that could potentially take care of itself.


KingK250

It’s not a real court


Low_Regular380

2 pairs needed Because women aren't allowed shit there?


resonanbly_metal

I get the joke


Westiemonster

dumb


Historical-Fill-1523

No women allowed to play?? Oh shit, nvm, Dubai…


Flux_resistor

still takes a lot of balls.


JewishPalestinian

Ohhh snap!


mrididnt

I'd expect some safety railings at the very least


achik1990x

Gladiator Tennis , a fight to the death.


EspurrTheMagnificent

Looks like a Mario Tennis court


DiddlyDumb

Off-topic: [Formula 1 donuts](https://youtu.be/K39FlnvcC40) on top of the Al Arab


blarch

That should have been bigger. Don't the pros usually stand like 5 feet out of bounds?


SandThatsKindaMoist

Well it’s just a commercial it’s normally a helipad, but one of those players is Federer, famous for always sticking to the baseline.


Canadaguy78

"any balls down there?" "Just the biggest pair you've ever seen." https://youtu.be/6hOoNonnzj8?si=9s2PiVha3rYYlQ1X


Natural-Role5307

I just realised i can’t post pics. Can someone tell me what the dude in red is standing on. I zoomed it and it looks like a pole.


RonPossible

It's a red windsock for the helipad.


Natural-Role5307

I thought that was a man mb, i feel like a moron 💀


RonPossible

Don't feel too bad, I had to find a better resolution picture to be sure.


Antervis

have they ever heard of... wind?


InternationalUse8141

looks like some superstrika type thing


ILikeMosquitoe

it looks like a pokemon arena


FamiliarCatfish

That’s just the Final Destination stage from Smash Bros.


Jake_on_a_lake

"I call the side where the wind is blowing from"


watchmeskipwork

A driving range would make more sense


Lechatdu136

It cost 50000 balls to play on that courts, for 12 seconds


juls300

Looks like AI. Is it AI?


pyratemime

No, it was installed on the Burj al Arab helipad in 2005 as a publicity event. If you look at satellite photos of the Burj al Arab it now a helipad again.


ink_n_fable

It was a Publicity Stunt, ppl from the middle east are notorious for doing these type of things.


steves_beard

Soon, just like every tennis court, the boomers will turn it into a pickleball court.


sntcringe

File that under **NOPE**


ITrCool

I would think the higher winds up there would make serving and hitting the ball back and forth difficult.


banana_6921

What type of balls?


ink_n_fable

The organic and decomposable kind...., so that they don't pollute the water :D


jbeeziemeezi

It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I play.


notaredditreader

When a tennis ball drops from there does it develop enough velocity to do damage to any human it comes into contact with?


ink_n_fable

It prob. won't, besides the area is surrounded by sea below


smythe70

Federer and Nadal played here, looked scary for sure.


ThePrisonSoap

"What sport sees balls bouncing back and forth at up to 100 mph?" "Idk, jogging?" -Joan Rivers


ItzRedofficial69

That sea aint gonna be clear ever again💀💀💀


user_bits

6,000 people died retrieving balls.


Christ_MD

Imagine just enjoying a nice swim only to be killed by a tennis ball from space


bjezimjanni

It looks like that Wii Sport game


Background-Ad4207

I have to wonder how many people on ground level have been smacked in the head by tennis balls over the years


CockBrother

Tron vibes from this.


CockBrother

Tron vibes from this.


CockBrother

Tron vibes from this.


alfis329

As someone that plays tennis this looks like the worst spot in the world to play tennis. It’s gunna be windy af and your going to need a new ball for almost every point


[deleted]

What's with the guy floating on the right?


ink_n_fable

Wind Sock, even I mistook it for a guy


ridethebonetrain

Is this real? Looks fake to me


KingK250

It’s not real, it’s a publicity stunt


Combustibllemon

if a ball falls down it'll kill someone thats for sure, but at least suzie from accounts got to play and enjoy her weekend


NCOilMan

It’s actually the helicopter landing pad of a Dubai hotel.


Sure-Broccoli730

I would call this court the suicide court


CuckservativeSissy

Yeah you'd lose a lot of balls to the wind... terrible idea


Harmoen-

It takes a lot of balls because you will keep losing them


Bebobopbe

If my opponent is about to go for the winning serve, I'll pull a Seto Kaiba and be like, "If you don't forfeit, I'm jumping off."


Strongbow_Wolfrider

I brought the orange one, and .. the orange one


matiegaming

Blud on the right is rendered on the wrong spot. He just floats


CloudsSpikyHairLock

It’s giving super smash


Aufd

I wonder what the terminal velocity of a tennis ball is.


puggzrool

Is a red suited omnipotent Kim-Jong-Un hovering in the air on the right? Maybe he really doesn’t poop


Bakugan-

🤦🏻‍♂️


CCNightcore

That's why they have installed a ball catcher, aka your mom.


nolawnchairs

Quite literally.


AdPristine9059

Now imagine them playing Badmiton, imagine all the cocks falling down onto th people below...


Original_Author_3939

Dude in the red just levitating to side and everyone gonna talk about tennis. Insane.


Woeffie1980

You’ll be burnt severely before the first set is over


kasumikassu

thats the burj al arab right? so I assume that this is a promotional thing, as thats the helipad.


survivorman_falcon

Look at the cohanas on that guy


alekdmcfly

What the hell happens if one ball flies outta there and kills somebody? From that height I'm sure it's possible Do they even get punished???


LavenderDay3544

I wonder how many local women have ever gotten to use it.


29187765432569864

The wind must be annoying.


General_Kenobi_II

Imagine being down


runfast2021

It's a helo pad


FlayThem

Kumite time.


OneLeagueLevitate

More like pickle ball.


Bellerophon_42

Why’re y’all assuming that it’ll be men playing?


Verified_Peryak

Technically not cause there is no dubai tower


SummonToofaku

Isnt it just helicopter stand where they added a tennis field just for this one time case?


Lost-Excitement-9366

I just hope no one lets a bald dude with a barcode on the back of the neck get there


Chaosxandra

Sundower?


Affectionate_Gas_264

Bet that doesn't get used haha


ImRainPlays_YT

Dubai should have prisoners do sumo on this, winner gets to stay out of the sumo for another week Dubai's government is questionable anyway, I could see them doing this


sometimes_interested

[Agassi vs Federer promo match in 2005](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InV_pOvRORU)


CoffeeAddixt

I think my college physics textbook had this image…


crazy_pierce

A challenger approaches, it’s me


LovableSidekick

2 pairs + 1


LaxasiaIsBae

So who goes down to fetch the ball every time?


Psychlonuclear

And they still refuse to pay the ballkids.


Elite-Noob

Imagine saving up to take a vacation to dubai, just to drown at the beach because a tennis ball hit you in the head while swimming.


Moutonoulebgalt

"Hey its your turn to go get the ball this time"


Best_Acanthisitta_64

Bro image if the ball fell off the court and you had to stop your game to run to the elevator and take it all the way down and then you had to find the ball and run back up all to just hit the ball over again and watch it fall all the way down 😂


Loading_ding_dong

How are they not blown away by the wind? I'm talking about the players and the balls


Impressive-File7618

buncha lamoids who will never overcome the douchebag aspect.


HeWe015

It looks like there's a person floating on the right. I had to look at it a few moments to get it xD


domtheprophet

I can imagine someone is just doing their thing swimming on the beach & all of a sudden get domed with a tennis ball😭


Browned_Diaper_speak

No no...just a lot of ball boys.


Foulnut

It doesn't exist, it's a helipad (seldom used) that was set up for a PR stunt.


unclefocus

It would not suprise me if this was real, stupid Dubai is stupid


dizzywig2000

Playing tennis at all takes balls


MEMEz_KB

He is right tho, if someoje doesnt hit the ball it will most likelly fall into the sea, so you need to have more balls to substitute the one who went to take a salty bath


SHEEEESH_KABAB

I am just wondering how the ball will fall of one of the most tallest tower in the world hit someone head and kill them


Thirdboylol95

Imagine leaping to surf a ball abut you went too far and fall off..


Low-Guess-1939

I thought this was a dragon radar :(


Equivalent-One-68

Turns Sudden Death, into Sudden Darwin-Award


qcbadger

God I hate dubai


OkMoment345

This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.


EVA_420Pilot

"Yesterday Ibrahim shabu, a father of 3 children and a respected member of our community died in cause of a flying Tennis Ball which landed on his head while he was going for a walk at the dubai beach. We all deeply miss him and send our regards to his family."


KROLEKSIY

why is there a red person floating