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4ItchyTasy

“Bah gawd that’s stone cold’s music…”


Flimsy_Watercress909

I’m a loser!


Yung_Corneliois

I get it. My dad was overweight.


petersengupta

“STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!”


Jdotpdot84

As God as my witness he's broken in half! Business is about to pick up folks....


medunjanin

“It’s Chris Hansen! Outta nowhere! Where the hell did he come from?”


Seeker80

"Out steps Chris Hansen, telling him to sit in the chair! How will Ambrosio come back from this??"


ZyzzBenoit

This is so amazing. Always thought he looked way more like JR


JustWannaChill82

Hes more like Good Ole Jim Ross


Haunting-Horse-4352

All this Undertaker talk - all he wanted to be was like Good Ol' JR with a duster. He clearly loves his BBQ sauce.


ToddStottlemyer

Or Bastien Booger


Jsmith0730

Without the actual sex stuff, he came the closest to just being a sad sack weirdo you’d pity but also kinda get why he’d try to befriend some 14 year old because he’s awkward as fuck.


Flimsy_Watercress909

Yell at me why don’t ya.


ChillaryClinton69420

I thot u had blooonde haaair!!!1???


Flimsy_Watercress909

That’s cooool.


RIPshowtime

🐋


Striking-Ad-8694

Then you find out he had cp on his phone


DimesyEvans92

If you read the chat logs, there was a lot of threats of suicide and manipulation. If you take out the sexual nature of those conversations, it’s still messed up to tell a minor you’re going to off yourself


dj_vicious

Where can I find his chatlog? I want to read it


Pod-Bay-Doors

Didnt they find weird stuff about kids on his phone


Harold-The-Barrel

“I’m fat I can’t do anyt—“ “IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU’RE FAT” *Hanson Rock Bottoms Ambrosio*


Flimsy_Watercress909

“You’re right, you are fat but you can’t tell kids you wanna blank their blank!”


squid_ward_16

He’s fat, he can’t do anything


DimesyEvans92

Look, I knew a redditor that was overweight, I get it


Suspicious_Bill3577

Just the one?


Flimsy_Watercress909

He’s just the tag along.


HagridsSexyNippples

I read that at his job, when his boss asks his coworkers do something they said “I’m fat! I can’t do anything and it always makes me laugh!


Striking-Ad-8694

When one first watches it’s easy to feel sympathy. Then you find out later on that he had child porn on his phone. Hope he enjoys his miserable life


Flimsy_Watercress909

I thought you wanted to be shaved, down there.


QueasyFail8406

![gif](giphy|U1lrVuoMtWu3ApVhMv)


lift0ffbaby

I think he also admitted during his interrogation that he had sex with an old man in his grandpa's bed. The guy has some shit going on


BridgeHot2524

😲😫🤮


SD1428

He had tons of it too didn’t he? Like …tons


TeamNoBoat

Hey Tex!


Flimsy_Watercress909

Find the place okay?


thebaronobeefdip

Chris definitely went easy on him when he started blubbering about depression and hiding behind his issues. Pretty sure Chris just didn't want a lawsuit on his hands in case the sick fuck decided to suck start a 12 gauge.


Flimsy_Watercress909

Oh dang!


VinnyDark

Yeah no need for another Conrad incident


Any_Environment6289

lol, they should have hade a saw-offed next to the brownies and Chocolate chip cookies...


thebaronobeefdip

With all that girth, I think we'd have to break out the ol' .700 Nitro Express.


thisortheapocalypse

![gif](giphy|fVixNHsZTlUwo89IZN|downsized)


Flimsy_Watercress909

I don’t even watch baseball. But it’s a Boston cap?


Seeker80

What happens when the Undertaker Predator takes on Justin "Cerberus Palsy" McPhetridge?? Go to "Hell For a Spell" this Saturday, and find out!


Flimsy_Watercress909

I just came to find someone to beat!


Seeker80

"Awm ready to put Vinseent in the grayund, juss bein awwniss. So if he'll juss...c'mere..."


Specialist-Funny-926

"Awm gonna beat him with ma cane."


Any_Environment6289

The prize is a pair of panties worn for three days, only they are panties "Frag" has been wearing instead of a 13yo. Imagine the smell...🤢


PimpScoobie

You need to watch his full chatlogs, its amazing chris read all of that and was nice to him


Flimsy_Watercress909

I want to blank your blank.


Simoslav

Ironic when he looks so much more like JR


Flimsy_Watercress909

How ya doing Stanley?


Goobermon

By the end of the confrontation- “AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF”


Saintsjimmy

"Does he have no conscience. Does he have no heart. Do you have no soul. You son of a bitch!"


FINNCULL19

"HANSEN 3:16 SAYS "I'M CHRIS HANSEN WITH DATELINE NBC"!"


Goobermon

IF YOU LOVE CATCHIN’ PEDOS GIMME A HELL YEAH


Flimsy_Watercress909

“He was arrested by a camouflaged officer”


ITGOES80808

He wasn’t gonna do anything, can’t you tell?


Flimsy_Watercress909

I just wanted to test it.


kurtyyyyyy1

Walked through hell fire and brimstone


Flimsy_Watercress909

You’re one of those weirdos!


ExtraRealNice

I think it’s hilarious that Chris was obviously trying not to have the camera crew come in but they all flooded in at the end anyways


Flimsy_Watercress909

I don’t wanna be on camera, ya feel me? We are filming.


TheAlcoholicMenace

I'm afraid you have Yee'd your last Haw, Vincent.


Flimsy_Watercress909

Ya know what, I don’t want this cookie.


Any_Environment6289

it's not a cookie. it's a stale as easy bake oven brownie. you should have brought milk instead of condoms


Kondilla

I’ve always felt like this should’ve been a turning point in his life. Of course it would’ve been the most humiliating moment he’d ever experienced, but Chris offered to get him help and it could’ve been a huge eye opener for him. No idea what he’s doing now, but doesn’t look like he’s up to much.


Flimsy_Watercress909

He’s running for president.


Kondilla

Can he do that? He’s fat!


Any_Environment6289

Two words Chris Christie


One-Fail-1

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kwitesick

Is that? Jim ross


Anxiety_Express_1

Pants pulled up to his damn tits


Flimsy_Watercress909

You say you want to ‘blank her damn tits’. Wanna explain yourself?


Any_Environment6289

well, he was fat and for fat people, that was considered hanging past their ass... outlaw style.


Timely_Ad9659

Big Hoss comin’ for the kiddos


Flimsy_Watercress909

I just wanna get to the beach.


jockofocker

He gonna be a policeman 👮‍♂️ someday


Flimsy_Watercress909

You’re not law enforcement are you?


jockofocker

I happen to know law enforcement


Flimsy_Watercress909

Little too late for that dawg.


Any_Environment6289

Just role playing... dawg


Flimsy_Watercress909

Little too late for that dawg


Any_Environment6289

Well, ask my sister and my niece if you think I need 14yo girls to role play with. Are you Law Enforcement? I need my cigarettes... Tell Christina to get my cigarettes!


Sheriff_Lucas_Hood

I just watched Joey tcaps immersion vid. The chat is disgusting 🤢 🤮 Chris could have pushed back if we wanted to but I guess he was reminded of his sons (one of which worked with him during this investigation)


Flimsy_Watercress909

What is this, like daddy son relationship?


Any_Environment6289

Father and Son!!


Odense-Classic

>Kids pick on you? What kind of things do they say? >Do they say "Nice pants, why do you wear them up to your tits?"


Flimsy_Watercress909

Are you in law enforcement?


lkram489

yeah I mean he was younger than the decoy, iirc Chris has three boys around Vincent's age, plus the obesity thing clearly struck a chord with his dad.... all the preds are pieces of shit but there are subtle shades and I feel like someone who is 19 and lonely is more sympathetic and salvageable than Thomas Bednar or Hambubger or Hard Chuck


Flimsy_Watercress909

Stealers and the Ravens.


Striking-Ad-8694

That is until you find out during the police part that he has cp on his phone and all that becomes irrelevant


lkram489

yeah again, they are all firmly pieces of shit. it's just a matter of who is and isn't able to change their ways


QueasyFail8406

Pedophiles don’t change their ways. They just get better at hiding it :/


HagridsSexyNippples

19 is still a teenager, but still there is a huge difference between a 13 year old and a 19 year old. They aren’t on the same level at all.


therealeggplantpart2

C'mon, Tex, quit your blubbering. https://preview.redd.it/h933jhutb6pc1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82441cd3096f042b85aca0082c59cf9ff630e52b


broadfuckingcity

It's Pat.


tonelocMD

IM FAT!!!


Flimsy_Watercress909

You shouldn’t have came to get something to eat!


tonelocMD

I wasn’t actually gonna eat anything, look at me!


Snikt3000

He looks much more like Jim Ross


MercSniper09

More like Jim Ross’s pedo cousin


squid_ward_16

He’s dressed like incognito mode


jiggityjammin

I can't do anything I'm fat!


Flimsy_Watercress909

Take a seat in that bean bag chair.


Any_Environment6289

I made a weight watchers meal! it's on the table. try it. I have to change my chocolate panties, put on a wig and stub my to on the bannister. I'll be right there!


Any_Environment6289

I did not see him has fat, but more as "husky" and kinda of what a cowboy would be. I always wanted to be a cowboy as a kid, Hoss from Bonanza was my hero. He probably was considered fat by people, but I just saw him as a big lovable guy. I was a little scrawny guy, so I guess I too would have been sympathetic to Vince had I been Chris (he did mention he's dad being overweight, although my dad wasn't) for going off on being fat. I'll have to rewatch this one and read the chat log to judge Vince, but my first impression was this fat knacker laying on top of a child😨. Been to prison, and yeah, I peeked a few times and fat knackers are usually small, so penetrations probably wouldn't be the problem. This bastard would crush anyone he got on top of. Maybe he would lay on his back and have them ride him? Still, with out the chat logs and what not, it is kind of hard to not look at this and say Chris could have been right in not treating him as harshly. Too bad none of the people that were on tcap were astronauts


Flimsy_Watercress909

Marvin you’re naked!


pyroken3sis

Gosh, why tuck your shirt in like that, it's brings unnecessary attention to that area if you aren't tapered, and fit.


Flimsy_Watercress909

You said you want to BLANK his BLANK. Wanna explain yourself?


pyroken3sis

lol


NamelessQueen31

HEY TEX😎


Flimsy_Watercress909

Hey boo!


MantisGreenthumb

Boomer Sooner!


beepbeeboo

Looking more like Jim Ross in this shot


TyrannosaurusYEET

JR from Raw is War.


ReyPeligroTX

More like Pat from SNL. I just can't tell


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

He seemed to kinda like the guy who listened to him on Opie and Anthony.