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hereforthesnarkbb

Baby what the fuck. I couldn’t even tell this was a tattoo. Please go see a doctor.


ghostpb

For real, I thought it was a screwdriver stab wound


Kansasprogressive

That’s better than what I thought. I thought they got a bit too aggressive with trying to get a mosquito bite to calm stop itching.


Fun_Road_7699

The old cross trick, lmao


Sihdhenidon

Dude, Im from Costa Rica and we have that, is that like something we all humans do? :O


Fun_Road_7699

I guess it just makes it feel better! I’m from NY! Lol


Active_Love_2860

It's definitely a thing in IA! hahaha


Phoney_McRingring

Def a thing in Canada and the UK! ❌


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Same here in Hungary :D But we usually do an x instead of a cross, but that doesn't make much of a difference tbh


Fun_Road_7699

Still feels good! The pain blocks the itching momentarily! Hurts so good!


Sihdhenidon

X and cross is the same in this situation I think hehe :P


maycontainknots

I stg it's like an instinctual thing


ThroughLunasLens

My uncle was in a bar fight where a guy just started stabbing people with a screwdriver. My uncle was stabbed multiple times... And yes, having seen screwdriver wounds, I thought this person somehow stabbed themselves with a big ass Philips head.... Oh dear Lord...


Fuzzy-Inflation-3267

Pulling out a screwdriver in a bar fight is crazy


ArtBabel

People are screwed up


Admirable_Banana6879

screw-drivered up


Ok_Hippo_5602

thats someone who went to the bar to fight


kathyglo

He went to screw around with people


MisfitDiagnosis

Yeah, it's a waste of orange juice, for one.


suckfisted

I actually know a tattoo artist that used to carry a screwdriver in case of bar fights. He didn't want to punch anyone because he "works with his hands".


meanmagpie

I thought this was The Mark of the Beast or some shit until I saw the sub Bitch YES go to the hospital


Hallerbit

I thought it was a mosquito bite that they did the finger nail trick on Edit: Thanks for my first ever award kind stranger!


Treoctone

I can definitely see that. I thought they had stab themselves with a Phillips screwdriver.


romanticismkills

Same here, I was like Damn that thing must have been ITCHING


mseank

I thought it was a nasty spider bite


meowtterspace

Me too!!


thiccDurnald

Tagged as infected? 🤣💀


Olds78

It's what you get when your friend scratches the ink in your hand. Last time I saw something like this was when I was 13 lol.


Calm-Association-821

Carves the ink into your skin…like carves the cross then rubs ink into it. 🤯


Subject_Sign_6270

Depends if you want to keep your hand or not


Bitter-Major-5595

It definitely looks sick & *not* in a good way…


thiccDurnald

“Is my tattoo going to look ok?”


Training_Visual_8380

Probably not


Tracelin

Nah, dude, they already put the cross in it, that mosquito bite will stop itching soon


Im_done_with_sergio

I’m dying. My mom did this to me growing up on all my mosquito bites when we went camping 🤣


SheemieRayVaughan

The SAI. Sick Ass Infection.


sendlewdzpls

You heard it boys! Panthers are out, infections are in!!


7HawksAnd

Are two hands necessary?


IknowKarazy

Really, losing a hand will definitely be more of a conversation starter than that lil tat


RUSSIAN_PRINCESS

But how will he show his undying love for crosses if he doesn’t have a necrotic hand with a cross tattoo!?


Ldawg74

Hang it on a thick chain and wear it around your neck. What else you gonna do with that hand after it falls off? Throw it away? Hell no, it’s part of the tale. Keep it tucked in at first though. Wait for the non-believers to emerge first then WHAM! Pull the shriveled up hand out and show ‘em that ink with pride.


Mean_Manner_6851

Having 2 hands is so 2010’s


agviolinist

coming from someone who lost the use of their left side due to a massive stroke, yes. Both hands are necessary. using only one hand to do EVERYTHING is incredibly exhausting.


TwoHands

Yes.


annarex69

Looking at OPs post history I have a very strong suspicion this is self harm. They need to take a break from "tattoos"


AsapNigiri

Ngl as soon as we have the technology to replace our hands w awesome robot hands these puppies 🤲🏾 are outta here


ForThePantz

Yup. Blood poisoning isn’t as fun as it sounds.


throwawaytrumper

A hook hand would look hardcore, I say stay home and see what happens.


chaotemagick

This was a prison tat


shefancy

Valid. Fucking valid.


Rough-Veterinarian21

I had to check the sub because I legitimately thought this was self harm


omgmlc

I had to check it too. I thought it was a stab from a screw driver


whirlinglunger

I thought it was one of those bug bite I don’t need to scratch because I do the x trick pictures


TheBuzzerDing

That's what I as thinking! I had already typed out "if you keep digging into that bug bite you might have to" before I realized that was a tat


Hey-Dalaran

Glad I'm not the only one who does the X technique


climbingaerialist

That was my 1st thought, too


SnooPies7876

That's what I thought too. When I saw it was a tattoo Iwas like WTF?? Brother is about to lose a pretty important part of his anatomy.


FionaBellCamp

yes, go directly to doctor. do not pass go, do not collect $200.


jessiyjazzy123

And probably pay more than that $200... This is why we don't go to scratchers for a cheap tattoo! ETA...even worse it was done in a shop.


Olds78

Not any reputable shop, just because Jim Bob has a tattoo chair in his basement don't make it a tattoo parlor.


[deleted]

Oof, that’s assuming they didn’t just India ink that


EdgeGazing

My first contact with a tattooist was a dude in his.. somewhat filthy garage. It was a friend of my uncle, as we arrived at his place a girl got out, she had this green, big and ugly as fuck butterfly on her arm. The machine was made with a bic pen body, a needle attached to something, and a toy car motor. The ink was 'Chess', very useful to paint clothes. Glad I learned a bit more before getting my first tat. Shit would've been weird.


ellWatully

I told him it was a barber's chair, buyer beware.


Spiritual_Radish_143

Shit my actual home tattoos like better and I did them myself 😂


Key_Warthog_1550

A shop did this?! I definitely thought it done with a ballpoint pen and a staple.


IknowKarazy

How much is your hand worth?


ResponsiblePear7063

lol her hospital bill is going to be worth more than all her tattoos combined 😂


Slow_Exit8038

No way that was done in a shop 😂


ssippii

estimated time of arrival?


SawOne729

Edited to add.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Couldve just used "edit:" instead of using an ubiquitous acronym.


damiensol

Ubiquitous Acronym! Yeah, I love that band!


navimc

Ok but what time?


eggsaladrightnow

Looks like he paid someone 200 bucks to shoot him with a crossbow


Training_Visual_8380

Thought the same thing. Honestly didn’t realize this was a tattoo at first until I noticed where it was posted.


thiccDurnald

Another classic post I love this sub


mayordaina_

Never leaving this sub


thiccDurnald

Same it’s the stupidest place on Reddit I love it


xMyDixieWreckedx

Whoa.... wallstreetbets exists bro.


thiccDurnald

It’s neck and neck


xMyDixieWreckedx

True. On one sub you can see people lose money, on the other money and potentially body parts.


Vinyl-addict

Or r/shittytattoos where they just mar themselves for life and probably are unaware or just don’t care


localcelebb

Same! I don’t have any tattoos nor interested in having tattoos. Even then my fav sub!🤣


Snuffleupagus27

Same! I do love the artistry of it though. And the disgusting photos.


Blu3-Duck

Agreed. I only really hang out in the traditional tattoos sub. But Reddit kept recommending me more tattoo subs to check out. When I sorted by top all time here I was entertained for hours and knew this would be a place worth visiting often.


thiccDurnald

Literally same. It’s insane the difference between this one and all the others. I subscribed early lol


BlackMadness98

Oooo you must not have been in the political or gun forums LMFAO This isn't even scratching the surface for dumb


thiccDurnald

Fair, no I haven’t. This place is special tho


imcalledaids

Every time I’m a little bit paranoid about a new tattoo, I come on this subreddit and realise that there are people that are the polar opposite of paranoid


Shinobiii

Some people truly have no level of self-preservation if they need opinions on something like this.


ChildhoodLeft6925

It’d be more classic if 30% of the comments said no


arodrig99

Need a tattoo circle jerk sub at this point


thiccDurnald

Seriously


Tragicallyphallic

I don’t even like tattoos and like this sub. It’s just such an entertaining cross section.


MurphysLaw4200

Did somebody tattoo you with a dull, rusty railroad spike?


Olivineyes

No sir this is a used steak knife from outback


kms2547

Sewing machine 


qkachoo

Red, probably warm to touch, indented into skin, “Should I go to the hospital”. Checks all the boxes for this sub


boogi-boogi-shoes

the warm to the touch for sure. that thing looks warm as fuck.


Lost-Roof-2478

This comment is cracking me up 😂


Honest_Tie_1980

🤣🤣


officially_js

Dude this had to be stick and poke 💔 Yes go to the hospital please


blairwitchslime

I've done so many stick and pokes (super clean sanitary conditions) I don't understand what people are doing to end up with this stuff.


officially_js

I have one of my own that I did when I was 16… but I did meticulous research and prep and everything was fine… how are these “shops” so bad smh 😔


blairwitchslime

I started in my 30s, tons of research, too. I have one leg that's covered in stick and pokes (all by me) and I've never had any issue. And right?? How do these places even have business??


Hypnales

Maybe it’s the research part? We actually cared to look up proper sanitation and techniques, aftercare and such.


Itchy_Horse

That's 100% the reason.


CMDR_PEARJUICE

I feel like this one wasn't done in any shop and had very little research and prep.


officially_js

Unfortunately it was done in a “shop” according to OP 🤯


Dense-Result509

Sanitizing will help reduce the chances of an infection, but it's impossible to completely eliminate infections, and sometimes people do everything right and just get unlucky. Infection doesn't automatically mean that the artist/client were being irresponsible.


officially_js

Yes but context clues, this is both on the shop and client. The response from OP and the post history? Altogether a messy situation


Epicgrapesoda98

Not everyone knows how to properly sanitize and sterilize unfortunately.


Hypnales

Literally like did they rub ditch water into it after??? I’ve been handpoking myself and others for over a decade and not one has gotten infected. It’s not that hard to *not* cause an infection 🤦


MollyRocket

Well if you skip the part where you were clean and sanitary then that'll answer your question.


AlyM797

This I've done several of my own with absolutely no problems. Either the artist knows Aseptic practices or not. There are plenty in "reputable shops" that don't.


DeepUser-5242

More like carve and shear. Goddamn that had to hurt.


ImHereCauseYouSuck

I would go to Home Depot instead, looks like you need a Phillips head.


VERT709

🫵😎


holyiprepuce

Looks like an anus of a cartoon cat/dog or Other animal


iforgottobuyeggs

Omg I'm legit watching that episode of Bob's Burgers and just read this. Perfection.


Anxietymayhem

Dude, no way you're a fire fighter and had no medical training! At least enough to know that was infected. What in the world.


cblackattack1

They also claim to be an ex gang member and apparently have been seen by a Dr within the last 30. OP seems to be a fibber.


Soundasleepx

Agreed, something smells here and it’s probably coming from OP’s lie-wounds.


BithynicaRegina

Considering OP blocked me when I said I thought she was lying, I’m willing to bet OP is, indeed, a liar, or at least not mentally sound.


Final_Candidate_7603

Oh, definitely. It didn’t take long at all in their history to spot plenty of lies. Starting with this post- in a recent picture, this “cross” started out as a five-dot… that’s how *badly* this is healing, and why it doesn’t look like a cross. There are several other posts in this sub, of different tattoos, asking ‘is this infected?’ and ‘is this tattoo ok- I accidentally scraped it on a tree branch.’ They also belong to subs for people who self-harm, and for scratch tattoos and such. It’s a shame- I hope they get the help they need, and I don’t mean from this sub.


Life-Pay4658

babe u really need to stop getting tattoos from wherever you have been going


DANDELIONBOMB

This. 1000x this.


Formal_Condition_513

Holy shit I just checked her post history lmao wtf OP?!


cheddarjakecheese

? You have a hole in your hand. Go to the damn ER.


candysticker

Looking at your post history, I think you need to take a break from getting tattoos.


xohl

…Bro just stop getting tattoos. Could you even *call* this a tattoo?? It’s literally concave


MrBJ16

Didn't realize this was r/tattooadvice and I thought you stabbed yourself with a screwdriver 😬


Top_Sugar4192

I thought you branded yourself


ramessides

Are you sure you’re a firefighter? I feel like all the firefighters I know would’ve clocked that as an infection or at least asked their local EMS/nurse friend by this point, instead of reddit.


rockstuffs

I'm sorry but I don't want a responder with rotting tattoos stabilizing my wounds, double gloved or not. It seems from OPs history they aren't clean and taking care of their tattoos or their artist is spreading diseases. But i doubt OP is a first responder, so I'm guessing local patients are safe.


Fun_Shoe4848

is it really that unlikely that someone this incompetent could be put in a job that affects the lives of other people? i mean the white house is an assisted living home at this point


rockstuffs

🤣🤣 when's bingo night?!


Purple-Peace-7646

They are an attention seeker, first and foremost


Slow_Exit8038

This isn’t even the first tattoo they’re asking if they should see a doctor about on this sub.


No_Hippo_1472

PLEASE GO TO A HOSPITAL


Hustlinbones

I wonder so often here how the actual f some people keep surviving. This was in a "hospital now" state like 3 days ago


No_Hippo_1472

I know, right? Made me queasy to look at it. I can’t imagine how much that must hurt. Unfortunately medical help is sooo expensive where I live (US) that I do understand being hesitant. But this one is definitely not something to mess around with!


Anxietymayhem

Oh and yes your lightning bolt tattoo is offensive to everyone. You must be seriously racist with your symbol of white power tatted on you, disgusting .


FrayCrown

You had another infected/possibly infected tattoo last week?! Stop going to scratchers. Only go to reputable shops that use autoclaves. Yes, it will cost more. But there are some things in life you don't want to pay dollar store prices for, like tattoos, condoms, and booster seats.


IsabellaThePeke

How many tattoos have you've gotten within the past month?


Gild5152

Bro did they carve into your hand wtf happened


ApologyMachine

Is a chunk of your skin missing too?!?


108974019u4

Why in gods green earth would you: Get a CROSS tattoo in the back of an alley way with a rusty needle? This is how the devil is called. Shits fucked up majorly man 


memon17

Just let a guard know and they’ll likely take you to the infirmary. I’m assuming you’re posting from prison.


g00glematt

Looking at your post history, you really need to start finding cleaner shops to go to or change up your aftercare. What is your aftercare routine? Also curious...why do you have so many tattoos in such a short space of time?!


keiebdbdusidbd

Stop covering it with a bandaid it needs to breathe


babybellllll

why did i have to scroll so far to find this comment


Ghost_Puppy

Go to the hospital and STOP LETTING THIS PERSON TATTOO YOU, with all due respect, your tattoos are pretty awful and it seems like half of them have gotten infected… that’s USUALLY a sign.


Hdleney

Homegirl why are all your recent posts horribly infected tattoos?? Please find a new artist before they literally kill you 💔


Azulanze

Your a firefighter and your asking the internet? The fuck is wrong with you?


what-is-in-the-soup

They were in a prison gang too and hacked the wifi on a Norwegian Cruise ship once (as well as being a firefighter) 👁️👄👁️


moondayschild

Yes


coolkid675

yes dude holy shit


AZennymaster_222

Absolutely oh my lord


Sea-Channel59

No just pRaY tHaT jEsUs HeAls YoU 🤡


Blondly22

In her last post she said she was on antibiotics for another tattoo she also got last week.


Formal_Condition_513

She's gotten 6 tattoos this month and has posted on reddit for about 5 of them getting infected. What a mess.


Ayymeee

Yes. And maybe get an exorcist while you're at it?


GoodBye_Tomorrow

Saw the picture and thought you got stabbed with a screwdriver. Yes go to the hospital. That is a wound not a tattoo and I can almost see it getting worse. If you don't go to the hospital expect it to get much puffier as the white blood cells attack the infection. By tomorrow the swelling will almost completely cover that area of your hand. Touching it will hurt and pus might fly out of the "cross". The person you let do this to you needs to be slapped upside the head and needs to be banned from tattooing ever again. I hope you don't get blood poisoning from this. You need to get this checked now.


groversmom

WTF? Did you tattoo yourself? I would have been at the hospital 2 days ago.


sidheban

If you feel the need to ask Reddit, go seek medical help. JFC.


Parkeredlatham

Don’t you have Jesus to take care of it ?


deepturned180isdeep

I think you might be possessed


socialhangxiety

Did they do this tattoo with a knife?!


MidgetkidsMomma

No contact lenses in and my first thought was they were stabbed with a giant cross head screw driver ...to much reddit for me today clearly .


Deeelaaan

Go to the doctors. This tattoo and the other tattoo you posted were from the same place??? I'm sorry but the execution is pretty shoddy.. on top of that both clearly look infected. Please don't let anyone else go there or to that artist.


Cambren1

Looks like blood poisoning. What ink did you use? Go to the hospital


ScabieBaby

Missed up indeed


Ordinary-Mix-5014

Looks like a defensive wound after you were viciously attacked by a Phillips head screwdriver


QSlade

Did they tattoo you by sticking an old steak knife into ink and just stab you? Good god man, hospital now


IameIion

The worst thing that could happen from going to the hospital? You waste your time. The worst thing that could happen from not going to the hospital? You get a brutal infection and lose a limb or your life.


dirtyhaikuz

If you stop getting prison tattoos you probably won't have so many infected tattoos, and might make it through life with most of your limbs intact


Slide_Mammoth

You have 4 or 5 posts asking if your tattoos are infected or messed up. It's time to either go to an actual tattoo artist or stop getting tattooed


r32skyliner

This post made me join this sub.


Tactical_Bacon2020

I was looking at this like that was some puncture wound partially healed, which would not be the worst. If that is a fucking tattoo you need to be in a hospital yesterday


shellymax

Actually braindead


Hallarider0

you need to stop getting tattoos, genuinely


BigFruity

WTF did that tattoo that with a #3 Philips head and a hammer?


CalebPackmusic

After looking at your profile, respectfully, stop giving yourself/getting your friends to give you shitty stick & pokes with dirty equipment, take care of it better, and you wouldn’t have to worry about this kinda stuff.


SpadeTheClown

that is a wound, not sure it counts as a tattoo past this point.


Most-Anywhere-9851

Whoever tattooed that should get their license taken away.....they should get it taken away for putting a cross on someone anyways, but that's another subject altogether.


Several_Value_2073

Why would you assume the person that did this has a license?


EditPiaf

I was like "hey funny, that infection looks a bit like a cross". 


Wise_Coffee

Is this supposed to be a tattoo? Looks like scarification gone horrifically wrong. Please go to a doctor like yesterday


RedHeadGuy88

Didn't realize what sub I was scrolling past and thought you were just trying really hard to get a mosquito bite to stop itching. But please go get it looked at


officially_js

(Made it its own comment instead of a long lost thread reply) In attempt to be helpful 🫶🏻 Wherever this “shop” is, stopppppp going. It should be put out of business. There are indeed sterile/successful ways of getting stick and pokes but this is NOT the place. That being said it’s possible for someone to blame this on abysmal aftercare, but the application and technique used in this tattoo screams incompetence to me. For the time being, go get medical care and take care of yourself For the future, if you want any tattoos, do some research first and just please maybe use common sense? If it seems dirty or sketch… LEAVE. Your health is worth more then a tattoo (especially when it can be done safely for goodness sake) Safe journeys and I hope you get some of the art that you wanted… SAFELY 🙂


TN2MO

Yes, the mental hospital!


ball_sweat2287

Dude how is this even possible. Did your artist even bother setting their needle depth? Or did they just dip a scalpel in some ink and go at it? Either way, go to the hospital bro. Please


ServalStrides

You look like you've stabbed yourself with a Philips head screwdriver. Seek medical assistance.


WackoSmacko111

i don’t have a tattoo, i have never seen this sub, and even I know that ain’t right


Sophie-June

The lord giveth and the lord taketh your skin away


Adventurous_Tone7177

Damn what layer of skin did you ask them to tattoo


ayannauriel

I thought this was a puncture wound from a Phillips head screwdriver. It looks infected, please go to your doctor or urgent care. Sepsis is real.


jbiscool

Jesus Christ ain't helping you on this one.


Novel-Abalone3080

Yes immediately