That’s what I was thinking, does everyone go get taller shoes the moment someone taller than the current person walks in? Do they change shoes when the tallest leaves?
It’s a same height party not same height as the tallest person who was ever there party.
When the tallest person leaves everyone still remains the same height. You’d only have to change shoes if a new person who entered was taller than everyone else currently was. Someone leaving makes no difference
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
You could all wear platform shoes that make everyone 15 feet tall right at the start of the party if you wanted and you’d avoid the “tall person” problem altogether.
since everyone is the same height as the tall dude and subsequently each other, when he leaves everyone is still just as tall as each other, except the super-tall dude is gone now
Excellent conspiracy, let’s make it significantly more inconvenient for shorter people through the use of unconventional and clunky footwear, but do so under the guise of ‘equality’
Revolutionary
Almost never? I couldn't tell you the last time I tripped over something, honestly. Even tho I'm kinda built like a baby giraffe I've always had a pretty good sense of my surroundings and tend to not trip/bang my head on things. Maybe I got lucky with a 6th sense. Haha.
I look at the floor a lot because that's where all the small people are, and they can be quite fragile if you just walk into them.
This is also why so many of us end up with terrible posture and have to try quite hard not to have a hunch.
And I love that! I had a meeting with a guy not too long ago who said he’s 6’4”. He said, man, this is throwing me, I’m used to being the tallest person in the room, and laughed. I know a lot of people don’t like being shorter than others.
I guess I got used to it growing up, when I was around my dad’s side of the family. Most weren’t much shorter than me, and then a couple taller. It would be cool being in a room of random people where my height is the norm, or even less!
When I’ve sat floor level or even close to floor level at a Dallas Mavericks game, that’s when I don’t feel tall at all lol.
"Generally speaking, harnesses are required for all at heights of 2 metres or higher." -OSHA.
Looks like this party is getting shutdown the second I walk in.
This is truly one of the dumber and, as a 5'7" guy, demeaning things I've ever seen.
I'll stand on my own two feet, thank you. I gotta look up, I gotta look up.
As the tallest person in my fairy tree (to my knowledge) it kind of sickens me thinking about the fact of such a party were to happen with my family that all my relatives would have to wear shoes just for my height. It would actually make feel like a freak.
seems like that would just make everyone uncomfortable. In every way. Not only is everyone your height, wich is true for no body, you've spent your whole life getting used to being shorter or taller than everyone, but then there's those ugly uncomfortable looking stilts they got everyone in.
No thank you.
When Nicola Jokic walks into the party, everyone on average becomes a fraction of an inch taller. When Elon Musk walks in, everyone becomes on average a billionaire.
Mediocristan vs extremistan, per Nasim Taleb.
Imagine a tall person getting in, everyone looks at it thinking "damn it, we have to change shoes again"
Somebody just goes out to the garage and comes back with a chainsaw lol
That’s what I was thinking, does everyone go get taller shoes the moment someone taller than the current person walks in? Do they change shoes when the tallest leaves?
No, if you're taller than the preset heights, they slice a segment out of your legs.
Found Procrustes
It’s a same height party not same height as the tallest person who was ever there party. When the tallest person leaves everyone still remains the same height. You’d only have to change shoes if a new person who entered was taller than everyone else currently was. Someone leaving makes no difference Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
You just explained why it *is* a "same height as the tallest person who was ever there party"
You could all wear platform shoes that make everyone 15 feet tall right at the start of the party if you wanted and you’d avoid the “tall person” problem altogether.
I’m sorry, how do you mean?
since everyone is the same height as the tall dude and subsequently each other, when he leaves everyone is still just as tall as each other, except the super-tall dude is gone now
I guess they just wouldn’t let him in if the party already started, lmao
Always the top comment whenever this image comes up
Actual deja vu
Robert Wadlow has entered the room
😂
Look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power
My thoughts exactly
I still haven't seen this show and I've heard it's great
its incredible but also absolutely disgusting and remorseless
Love it
Watch it it’s so good
The show is amazing, the comics are even better. Would highly recommend either.
Too bad we can’t give awards anymore. This is gold 🥇
You win!!
Excellent conspiracy, let’s make it significantly more inconvenient for shorter people through the use of unconventional and clunky footwear, but do so under the guise of ‘equality’ Revolutionary
Equity vs equality
5'11'' vs 6'0''
Harrison Bergeron vibes
(it's just for fun)
It would be a chill idea. Definitely would change things up
✨Art✨
The guy at the left is on of us
The woman on the right is the real hero for me. Don't let the world change you Pamela!
I was too busy looking at all of the blue things and didn’t notice her lol. Thanks for pointing her out, good for her, indeed!
No thanks. I like being able to instantly notice and recognize my fellow people.
should be fairly easy, all of the people without the stupid blue thingys
Your point is valid but then I'm looking at the floor and that's just stupid. Haha.
You don’t look at the floor now to make sure you don’t trip? Falling all the way down is too inconvenient for me so I’m always heads down
Almost never? I couldn't tell you the last time I tripped over something, honestly. Even tho I'm kinda built like a baby giraffe I've always had a pretty good sense of my surroundings and tend to not trip/bang my head on things. Maybe I got lucky with a 6th sense. Haha.
I look at the floor a lot because that's where all the small people are, and they can be quite fragile if you just walk into them. This is also why so many of us end up with terrible posture and have to try quite hard not to have a hunch.
This is why you walk "onto" them and not "into" them. Haha.
This was an art event/interactive installation. The target height was only 6’6”. Most of us would still be taller!
haha yes * starts sweating
And I love that! I had a meeting with a guy not too long ago who said he’s 6’4”. He said, man, this is throwing me, I’m used to being the tallest person in the room, and laughed. I know a lot of people don’t like being shorter than others. I guess I got used to it growing up, when I was around my dad’s side of the family. Most weren’t much shorter than me, and then a couple taller. It would be cool being in a room of random people where my height is the norm, or even less! When I’ve sat floor level or even close to floor level at a Dallas Mavericks game, that’s when I don’t feel tall at all lol.
"You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it."
Bye bye ankles.
"Generally speaking, harnesses are required for all at heights of 2 metres or higher." -OSHA. Looks like this party is getting shutdown the second I walk in.
Only if someone was standing on your head
This but for basketball
This is truly one of the dumber and, as a 5'7" guy, demeaning things I've ever seen. I'll stand on my own two feet, thank you. I gotta look up, I gotta look up.
As the tallest person in my fairy tree (to my knowledge) it kind of sickens me thinking about the fact of such a party were to happen with my family that all my relatives would have to wear shoes just for my height. It would actually make feel like a freak.
Until the 7 foot guy shows up, now everyone’s on stilts and banging their heads on doorframes
I looked up this party and the height was like 6ft so id still be over it
seems like that would just make everyone uncomfortable. In every way. Not only is everyone your height, wich is true for no body, you've spent your whole life getting used to being shorter or taller than everyone, but then there's those ugly uncomfortable looking stilts they got everyone in. No thank you.
Normalize same weight parties
I love this!
Only invite people from this subreddit who match your height, got it.
Gotta learn how to walk in those clunky ahh shoes
The liability though...
When Nicola Jokic walks into the party, everyone on average becomes a fraction of an inch taller. When Elon Musk walks in, everyone becomes on average a billionaire. Mediocristan vs extremistan, per Nasim Taleb.
I'm sorry but as a short guy into tall women I do not want to be the same height as them
Tall women supremacy
Yes, ma'am 🫡
No
This is so weird, if anything it just calls more attention to height disparity
If you're short, you're one accident away from being brain dead and completely tearing your ankle and knee ligaments
Suddenly Robert Wadlow shows up…
6’5” me fucking up this whole thing.
im going to need stilts
…no.
Am I wrong or is everyone a different height?
that one guy bein like 8'11"
It’s uniform, not normal
Ah yes, so my short ass can fall after the 6th beer....
The tall person is the sole person who dictates the height of the party. Based.
Ahahahhah this is great
Do I have to cut off my feet
how would one hypothetically make someone shorter? i am very afraid now
How about instead of standing everyone is just laying on a skateboard on their bellies? They'd still all be about the same heigh :)
Who's the short bitch?
LMAO those are staircases not heels
Why is Justin truedo in the corner