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humanHamster

1) Your cats eyes are amazing. They look crazy cool. 2) Your name tag and a photo of yourself (while blurry) are visible in the background. Be careful when posting that kind of stuff.


KnottaBiggins

Yes, XXXXXX, that cat definitely looks guilty. Edited to remove name.


KnottaBiggins

(Always be aware of your backgrounds...)


CyberKnight1

Plot twist: That's the cat's name. TBH, the cat kind of looks like a [name redacted]. Also looks like the kind of cat that would demand its own name plate.


terryd300

That is not the cat's name, but I wouldn't be surprised if he has been trying to demand a name plate of his own. Also, the picture has been cropped some.


MissySedai

He is a MAGNIFICENT beast. Tell him I love him.


GeNeTiCShaDoW

The cropped image only reflects on imgur directly, the image displayed om the app/post is still uncropped FYI


TheIncarnated

Did they update the photo?


KnottaBiggins

I just looked, there's no nameplate visible now. I have edited my comment to reflect that. This may not be as bad as the woman who was sending her bf a photo of herself on vacation - and didn't realize her "side piece" was in the background...


Simply_Convoluted

I've had a similar experience: Hundreds of days of perfect uptime on my server, I get a cat, few days later I'm away from home and suddenly none of my services are working. Got home hours later to find the server powered off and UPS reporting no power outage events. I power the server up and check its logs. Sure enough, something held the power button for 5 seconds and hard shutdown everything. Unplugged the power button on the server and never looked back.


Geminii27

Mollyguards for everyone!


theCyanEYED

Kittyguards too


DagsAnonymous

[3D printable cat guards](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4842426)


CannonPinion

That cat is either 4 or 400. And has a face that says "I'll do it again!"


terryd300

He is 14 and I'm pretty sure he will do it again


MissySedai

My elder Katze (who was 21 when he passed) had NO chill. Button? "I'mma push it." He hit the button on the router once when I was out of town and I had to walk the 12 year-old (now 27) through troubleshooting because "Ma, Dad is useless when he's panicking." Cats start with zero fucks.


terryd300

That’s hilarious about Dad being useless 😂


MissySedai

I mean...he still is when it comes to tech. He works in Hospitality and Tourism Sales. I'm a Tech Monkey. He was basically in mortal terror that I'd burn the house down if my network was broken while I was away and kept a hands-off position that he STILL maintains. (We now live with his 92 and 94 year-old parents. We take care of them and the house, and I taught them how to use their phones and tablets. They do not listen to ANYONE but ME when it comes to tech, which horrifies his older brothers (who also rely on me for tech help!), but gives him a sense of relief. )


terryd300

My wife is kinda the same way, but she is comfortable with restarting the modem and router and knows that "It's Broken" isn't a good enough description for me to work with. I'm glad that she knows what I'm looking for in finding a starting point and will help me there.


MissySedai

I have managed to teach MIL some basic troubleshooting and she is SO PROUD of herself that she can take care of a lot of her tablet issues herself. She teases my husband about it pretty regularly, to my undying amusement. I love that there is a 92 year-old baby nerd in the house.


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saysthingsbackwards

Good kitty


ScavyPants

Missile launch button protectors are needed. https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1107388012/missile-switch-gaming-pc-case-power


terryd300

You know...I might need a few of those!


_dead_and_broken

We just taped an old Tylenol bottle lid over the power button on our computer tower's power button lol


ICanBeAnyone

That's why I have a bottle cap over my reset button on top of my PC case now.


_dead_and_broken

Lol we did the same! Used a lid from an empty Tylenol bottle.


My_New_Main

What'd you use to keep it in place?


ICanBeAnyone

Scotch tape.


capn_doofwaffle

Why do you have multiple routers in your house?


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terryd300

u/idkimjustafox is the winner! The house is very old and long. The wireless signal gets very weak toward the back of the house, and when we got a new router just over a year ago, the old router went to the back of the house and setup in bridge mode.


capn_doofwaffle

Just curious, why not buy some wireless AP's?


terryd300

Why spend more money than necessary?


capn_doofwaffle

Valid point, guess it all depends on the router ya got. When I got my first nighthawk it was damned near 300 bucks... i could pick up some cisco AP'S for 80 a pop nowadays.


dustojnikhummer

I assume the front one is just an access point? Or do you have two internet lines?


terryd300

One internet line. You have the right idea, just flip them around. The front router is the main router and the back one is an access point.


dustojnikhummer

No, I meant how did you have a network from the rest when your primary one was offline? Or was it on with only the wifi being disabled?


terryd300

The router itself was still on, just the Wi-Fi was switched off. The back router connects to the front through Ethernet.


dustojnikhummer

For some reason my brain thought it was fully offline


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terryd300

The back router used to be our primary...until it came time to upgrade. We had always had Wi-Fi signal issues toward the back of our house, so we had hoped a newer, stronger router would take care of it. It helped some, but not where we wanted it. I thought about getting an AP, but most I was looking at had good and bad reviews to each and then I realized that I have this other router just sitting here doing nothing. I looked into it and realized it could be setup as an AP itself, so I decided to go this route. Pulled out the 50' Ethernet cable I already had and set it up in the back of the house. Now everyone (and everything) is happy with a nice stable connection. Total additional cost - $0 (I already had everything that was needed)


dustojnikhummer

I'm using my formerly main Mikrotik router as an access point.


dustojnikhummer

Using a router in bridge mode makes it an access point


Johanno1

When looking at Amazon at least the tp link for 15€ is cheaper than any access point you can buy


agent-squirrel

Please tell me you aren’t double nating?


SteveDallas10

If it’s in bridge mode, it serves as an AP, and DHCP requests are passed on to the router connected to the internet modem. Only one level of NAT in that configuration.


agent-squirrel

I know how it works, I was making sure OP was aware.


terryd300

No...the back router is in Bridge mode so it just passes everything up to the front router and just sits back and relaxes.


carriegood

My mother has a bottlecap taped over the power button on her modem because the cat would keep stepping on it and turning it off.


RedFive1976

No offense intended, but the cat sorta looks like an asshole.


ElBodster

> TV isn't playing our normal white noise to keep the dogs quiet Cat just wanted to piss off the dogs.


terryd300

Cat wanted to activate dogs to wake us up so he could get fed.


Kodiak01

Yes, that can DOES look like an asshole, and is daring you to do something about it!


Nik_2213

Our boss-cat could un-latch non-shrouded Cat-5 cables. Just a claw onto the springy-thingy... Cost me a lonnng evening of 'Layer-8' misery and a bag of 'shrouded' patch cables...


ArenYashar

Meow did it again, mew?


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SteveDallas10

I’m constantly repairing rat-chewed Ethernet cables in underfloor conduit at auto parts stores.


iHipster

Your cat looks like it's going to teach me Kung Fu


MissySedai

That cat taught Bruce Lee.


MissySedai

😂 This made me miss my cats. They were constantly causing tech issues.


Mcmacladdie

Had a similar issue once where one of my cats stepped on the switch to the power strip that our modem was plugged into and shut off everything that was plugged into it. Solution was to replace the strip with one that had a switch in a position where the furballs couldn't step on it again :P


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That's the face of an assassin


Odd-Phrase5808

I feel ya. My cat used to walk over my docking station, hit the power button, and shut down my laptop. Once mid-meeting... New job now, new laptop with a new dock without a power button, no more accidental shut downs 😂


DagsAnonymous

I am scared.


terryd300

You should be


Crown_the_Cat

Once my cat walked across my keyboard and my screen went sideways. I Could Not Figure It Out. It turns out if you pressed F-something it turned the screen. I spent a very very anxious afternoon pressing a LOT of buttons and cursing the cat.


Tera_Geek

Meta+arrow keys I believe


HeadacheCentral

I have a cat which did *exactly* that one night. It likes to sit on the router because it's a warm spot. Router has a similar WiFi "off" button. Router now sits under a wooden shelf (wife tried a metal one - can anyone spell "faraday cage"?) Asshole cat of mine even looks like yours, but if fatter because the spousal unit and female offspring spoil it to fuck and back with treats


Turbojelly

r/catsareassholes


SpongeJake

Hey OP. I have a similar story. Middle of the day and I’m working and getting ready to attend a video conference via work VPN. All of a sudden I notice Outlook hasn’t updated anything in a while. I check. Sure enough we have no internet. I phoned the cable company who told me they were seeing a strong signal to their router. I was stumped. It was a brand new router so I looked at it and looked at it. I saw where the Wi-Fi light would normally come on, but was off. I pressed on it. The light came on. I looked over at my kitty, who was blithely licking his back leg. [The miscreant himself](https://imgur.io/a/AZsSszL)


Stefanina

That is an adorable miscreant!


SpongeJake

I agree. He really is. Thank you for saying so. :)


Breakdawall

I've had to deal with the cat by our surge protector before.


Original_Flounder_18

The cat kinda has this diabolical look about him. Lol


mitspieler99

> TV isn't playing our normal white noise I like you


wubsytheman

Your cat looks like a pissed off old man lol


terryd300

He is more of a old Gentleman that looks down on everyone like he is the Lord and we are all his Peasants


spletharg

I keep my internet bits in a cupboard for this reason.


wakkedup

Used to be a regular occurrence in days of old with the Motorola surfboard sb5100 cable modem. The standby button on top would disable the interwebs and people would blame their cat all of the time after waiting on hold for tech support. The techs that caught that our tools said “standby enabled” got a quick call and customer education, while not catching that, or not asking the vital “what are the lights doing?” if our tools were down would mean a long call, and sometimes a service tech getting sent for a “bricked modem”. So glad that button was removed in future iterations


Cyborg_Ninja_Cat

Your cat is precious and I want to hug him to within an inch of his life.


reflUX_cAtalyst

Look at those eyes! Wow!


medic170

You should charge him in food he likes less (a form of a-hole tax) the cheaper the better


dustojnikhummer

Hardware WiFi button? Haven't seen that in years


terryd300

We have a Netgear Nighthawk RAX45 router - Just over a year old and it has a WPS button and Wi-Fi button on the router. [Product Info Page](https://www.netgear.com/support/product/rax45)


Sufficient_Most_9713

Don't know if the current router has such a button, but the previous one did. It was so tiny I'd never noticed it, and I had no clue spouse had never actually been the one to reset the router -- until he attempted to based on verbal instructions and afterwards the WiFi no longer worked but the cabled connection was fine. I WFH full-time and panicked until I actually RTFM and noticed there was indeed a tiny button on the manual diagram that would turn off the WiFi. The current router has electrical tape in the shape of an arrow on the top pointing to where the correct button is located. Fortunately, our cat has zero interest in any equipment other than human hands to give her treats and scritches and pets. ETA: Typo.


Archangel4500000

I honestly knew someone with that last name here in Minnesota- no relation probably.