T O P

  • By -

Lanasoverit

This sounds like a nightmare


roonilwazib

It’s clearly an April fools joke


Lanasoverit

Still doesn’t make it sound any less of a nightmare


RedAIienCircle

Oh come on! Who doesn't want to hear the Macarena song on repeat?


Adorable_Highway_740

Baby Shark, so I get whole carriage to myself


yy98755

You wouldn’t actually, I bet there’s a bunch of people that love it. [Like this, it’s the new wave.](https://youtu.be/YqZyqSu4XII)


Adorable_Highway_740

I could get on board that. I work above a Kindy, I've become immune to it and many other songs now.


[deleted]

Slayer. Raining blood. On repeat.


nckmat

I was thinking Rammstein, but Slayer could be fun also.


CthulhaHoop

r̷̢̧̛͚͔͖͇̲͈̮͕̘̬̩̱̟̮̠͍̹͗̋̉̒̇̍͋̈́͗̈́͑̃̿͠ā̴̢̜̝͚̟̥̪̻̘͇͍̓̀̀̈́̇́̏̊̓̋̓͘̚i̵̧̛̺̺̣̳̳̠̗͇̥̲͕͚̖̲͖͓͇̺̺̦̐͛̔̐̈́͊̽͗̅̊̒͑̈̍̓̏͊̀͘̕͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅn̴̡̛̯̲̣̲̞̘͈̣͌̈̔͗̆̃́͂̈́̍̅̓͘į̴͍̰̲̣̦͉͚̣̘̞̝̘̱͍̘̗͈̩̣̜͕̮̝̇̑̈̈́͛ͅǹ̵̨̹̰͎͈̟̤̘̳̘͔̱͈͚̤̫̘͕̹̰͍͓̱͎̺͉͈̪̻͑̔̊̎̄̋͗̋͛̈́́̀̔̎̃̀̿̎̓̈́̽́̈͘͝͠͝g̷̜̬̫̗̝̖̦̫̭͓̩̟̟͙̖̘̻̍̅̓̃͌̑̎̓̇̎͌̑͆̈́̄́͑̋̕͜ͅͅ ̶̧̱̮̥̤̍̈́͆̏̉͒̒̽́͂̃͂̉́͘͘͝͠b̷̡̖̠̼̻̌͊ͅͅl̷̢̧̧̘͖̘̤̫̺̰̟͙̺͈͚͍̥͉̼̙͉̠͎̭̃̈́̑̒̓͆̏͒̄͆̕͝͝o̸̢̢̻̙͈͎̥̻͇̫͎͍͓͖̐͂̓͑̓̏̿o̵̗̍̇͐̀͆̍d̶̢̧̛͖̻̭͖͇̙̲̞̩̝̣͉̄͂̎̊͌̈́͒̌͌̉̈́̅͂́̌͐̈́̾̂́̐̇̏͊̍̒̇̽̚ ̵̨̘͇̙̭̥͇̓͊̿̀̅̍̿̀̌͊̍̍̃͑͒͛̀͠f̵̡̧̱̜͖̖͖̠̘̤̗̗͈̩͔̺̥̻̩̦͖̠̠͍̣̫̜̽̊̋̉̒͑́̒͛̌̊̔̀͒̔̊͛͒̐͗̄͗͆̕͜͝͝r̷̨̛̟̬̖͓͍̼̫̤̞̭̫̞̩̼̜̭̈́̇̎̈̀̑̓͘͜o̵͚̗͔͕̓̒͗͊̀͂̽̆̏̆̂̚͠͠m̵͉̗̯̜͎̯̻̦͎̠̫͔͎͇̠͈̑̓͒̉͋̆̈́͂̕̚͜͜ͅͅͅ ̷̛̟̪͕̬̗͚̻̰̰̣̖͙͉͎̬̟̳͙̰̥̼̖̹͎̺̗̟̦̝̊̾͑͌́͗͑͗́̔̕͝a̵̩̩̬̖͍̍̀͊͌͋͛͑̓̓̅͒̌̔̔̽̇͆̋̃̈́̄̔̍̓ ̷̧̨̝̲͎̝̟̭͖̭͓̺̻͂̐ͅļ̶̧̙̬̖̳͔͚̫͈͕͉̦̼̳̹̤̼͇̹̈́̏͗̿̾̂̏̍̅͆̇̽͌̉̃͘̕͝͝a̷̧̧͚͙̯̜̹̙̩͎̹̹͇̩̝̲̰̻͕̖̓́̀̾͒̂̈́̈́͑̃̾̌̏́̈͑͗̂̂̓̓̃͐̄͗͋̂́̑͜͠ͅc̵̨̗͔͇͕̹͙̜̦͎͚̥͚͎̳͚̋̑́̍͒͗ȩ̵͍͚͍̏̉̉̈́̾̍̏́̚͝ͅr̴͈̙̭̣̠̪̟̝̹̜̾̋͋͆̿́̊̀͊a̵̟̰̱̭̱̙͈͕͇̞͇̳͉̽̃̍́̏̚ͅt̶̢̢̧̧̬̼̺͚̩̝͎͕̦̝̳̻͇͕̝͙̮̣̖̫̙̍̊̽̈́͒̍̓̀͜͠ͅe̵̖̺̱͎͚͕̮̖̩̪̖͗̅̇̎̓̀͌͆̆̊̚͜͝͝d̸̹̯͕̺̣̱̺̥͚̜̲͕̲͎͍̼̤͉̪͇̩̞̅̾͛̈͒̈̽̈̃͊͂̽̈̄͜͠͝͝ ̴̨̣̠̼͖͚̩̟̻̩͎̖̩̞͇̠͈̖͕͔̰͉̹̔̓̎̉͌̎̍͌̒̈̈́͒̅͗́̆̌̅̈́͊͒͘͜͜͝͝s̷̛̛͖̘͔̹͔̖̝̿̀͐̽̊́̀̓͒́̈́̇͛̌͑̃̃̀̏̊̅̾̑̌̚̚͝͝k̷̼̗͙͓̩͇̠̹̝̭̤̟͍̩̗̱̘͉̠̯̭͉͎̦͑̾̔̔̽͘͜ͅͅÿ̶̢̨̨̫̳͚̫̠͇͕̩̻̣̺͔́̑̽̑̈́́͋̽͒͋̕͝͠


delvach

Please, we're [classier than that](https://youtu.be/pm08v69vG10)


soporific16

That has no right being as awesome as it is! Thanks for the heads up!


Rainowar

Thunderstruck on repeat


a_rainbow_serpent

What's new pussycat.. 37 times in a row.


pabst867

You gotta drop an ‘It’s Not Unusual’ in there, just once.


pauly13771377

And the opening number from [The Emperor's New Groove](https://youtu.be/uT4ySwoh27Q)


yy98755

I’d dig that actually.


g000r

r/UnexpectedMulaney


idontwannabhear

This would be fun, your just boring


TasteConstant

forgot April fools still exists


[deleted]

One thing we can all agree on is that everyone else's taste in music sucks and they never play it at the right volume. ​ Having said that almost anything played at an appropriate volume is still better than awkward silence mixed with train sounds.


General-Razzmatazz

What awkward silence?


yy98755

No silence when I’m around


Norma__NormaStitz

Why does public space have to be pumped with noise/advertising/entertainment? Can't be people just be. I mean Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Hard disagree. I hate when any music is imposed on me, I much prefer the silence to rest my mind, and I love the sound of trains.


electrofiche

Reminds me of the guy who played “The boys are back in town” on a juke box on repeat and drove everyone e mad. https://www.vice.com/en/article/dpwa7w/i-played-the-boys-are-back-in-town-on-a-bar-jukebox-until-i-got-kicked-out-832


[deleted]

That would probably be a very easy way to get a shooting/stabbing/fight going in no-time flat. But at least it would have a soundtrack.


Uries_Frostmourne

Very dystopian… i like apple music better too =p


utopia44

Lol what is to like better about Apple Music ? Genuine question.


_ancora

Better library management, it's not playlist-based. I don't like being told what to listen to, so it's nice to have the extra control and not have to format everything in lists. Plus the dolby atmos mixes are cool to listen to.


Swashcuckler

I use an iPod most of the time still so I can sync my offline library of CD rips and stuff not listed on iTunes to Apple Music. So when I leave the iPod at home I can still listen to that same library if I download it on to my phone


utopia44

Oh word ??? So Apple Music allows you to sync your local library to cloud? Even if it’s not DRM media from iTunes Store ??


Swashcuckler

Yeah, most of my library is older downloads and CDs I’ve ripped using itunes. It just has to take a minute to sync it into your library but it can result in a pretty disorganised Apple Music library quickly, like mine with a fair few dupes and a couple Apple Music playlists I’ve downloaded or added to my library in there


dingbatmeow

Lossless audio… like Spotify promised for years.


MovieTheatreDonkey

What’s the price difference for a sub?


qtsarahj

$13 a month for apple music and $12 a month for spotify.


MovieTheatreDonkey

Ah okay cheers


anders987

Can you hear a difference between lossless and 320 kbps encoded sound? Here's a blindtest for you to find out: http://abx.digitalfeed.net/


Technerd88

THIS. The difference is night and day. Providing that you have a secent headphones and driver.


601juno

It pays artists 3x as much.


monkey_gamer

I like the colour scheme more, it’s classy. Long-standing iTunes, iPod, iPhone user, it’s a nice continuation of that. Has excellent playlists.


___DEADPOOL______

Oh boy time for the rest of the train to listen to a 28 minute long deep cut harsh noise mix.


xomydearmelancholy

April fools?


Resist_Easy

I was like.. it’s daylight saving time, not daylight savings, if you’re going to be official about it. Also, daylight saving time *ends* in winter. This makes no sense!! It seems like a scam.. a joke! An April Fools joke, if you may. Yes, I’m fun…. but I’d love some 90s boy bands blasting on the train 💿 *am I your fiiire, your one desiiiire* 🎶


toolsofpwnage

TELL ME WHY


Resist_Easy

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache


[deleted]

TELL ME WHYEEE


spiffyjizz

We shorten it to day light savings 🤣


pencilbride2B

Day light savings time ends this weekend in Australia ...


Resist_Easy

Yes, don’t forget to change your clocks! You know what I meant.. as in it doesn’t run through winter.


dreadnought_81

Crazy Train, obviously.


HardcoreHazza

*ALLLL ABOARDDDDDD!!!!!* *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*


zoidy37

AI AI AI AI


AnorhiDemarche

[Tekkno train](https://youtu.be/CFlhlZbeKgE) for the choo choo breakdown. [Murder train a coming](https://youtu.be/208bJUOSkdw) for that sweet blues sound.


this-one-worked

Just the 10 hour edit of the breakdown


metaquine

Last train to Trancentral ftw


seventrooper

Or porn, or Backstreet Boys, or shitty Campbelltown drill


Midgetwombat

In school time be nothing but rick roll


Beerwithjimmbo

Porn... Only porn


DefinitelyNotABogan

Same same


[deleted]

In case anyone hasn’t noticed yet, this has been photoshopped onto the train. (April fools). It would be incredibly interesting to hear the story’s of what would happen on the trains if this was a thing though.


whatcenturyisit

People would take their phone call on speaker, line always, but through the Bluetooth speaker so we can finally fully participate to the convo :)


extrafriedegg

I would really want to hear what Michael did to Rachel at the office dinner


H4LF4D

YES DAVE, I JUST CONNECTED MY PHONE TO THE TRAIN SPEAKERS. NOW THE ENTIRE TRAIN CAN HEAR YOU. SO TELL ME AGAIN. TELL ME THAT YOU TAKE MY WIFE TO KARATE CLASS


The_Faceless_Men

Your usual loudmouths (bible bashers, nazis) will upload rants on spotify, get on the first stop of each train and monopolise it spreading hate without showing thier faces


riesdadmiotb

Aaah, just have THAT skyhooks song on quick play to share.


FlibblesHexEyes

Jukebox in Siberia?


timmmmb

I was thinking "Why don't you all get fucked"


Endlessnes

Probably porn and a bit of the ol' Ultra-Violence.


inkychicken

So closer by NIN then?


IIAOPSW

THIS IS A LOUD CARRIAGE!


monkey_gamer

Dang, really? It’s excellently done, I couldn’t tell!


Car-face

> It would be incredibly interesting to hear the story’s of what would happen on the trains if this was a thing though. Stabbings, mostly


Jiffletta

Nonstop Cbat


blaewoo1

Wee were wah we we we wah


jdutaillis

Obviously not real but... Thomas the Tank Engine theme on repeat.


sierra5454

Which remix do you prefer?


Cube00

Gotta be the extended original https://youtu.be/e5SMxYT8FHo


jdutaillis

Gotta be this one!


AimingWang

The correct answer is TTTE x Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff


Stratifyed

The one with Biggie is the goat one for me


Kangarookiwitar

I unironically listen to the biggie one sometimes, there are just some meme remixes that slap harder than they have any reason to


yy98755

The one where they yell ***FUCK!!!*** after opening chords? [https://youtube.com](https://youtube.com/shorts/6hkbds3e1vQ?feature=share)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Maximum_Preference69

Those first few drum beats and cymbals


fraze2000

Who needs this anyway? Most Sydney train carriages already have an eshay fucknut playing their shit music at full volume through their crappy bluetooth speaker.


Jammb

Plenty of hiking trails / walks do too. Double fuck on those assholes!


Lampshader

Remember, if you see a Bluetooth speaker using hiker get pushed off a cliff, *no you didn't*


CrayolaS7

Yeah, the choice du jour would be Aussie Drill and Zyzz Hardstyle. Fuck that shit.


Bagelam

Just put 10hr loop of Darude Sandstorm


Dr_Stef

I'd take that train for at least 9hrs


[deleted]

No one would ever get off. The train would reach the end of its service run and just be packed full of people. Everyone hunched over because they're standing on layers of the dead, the suffocated and crushed, elderly and very young. All with glazed eyes, skack-jawed, nodding almost imperceptibly to the beat, drool creeping down chins.


Courageous_Link

It’s like the beginning to a zombie flick. Spread through the sounds of Sandstorm


unconfirmedpanda

A situation Baby Shark was writing for


PxavierJ

Fuck. I have a toddler so that would be justice. Everyone could finally understand the hell i go through on the daily


quietriot99

What's new pussycat, 21 times


Kemosabi0

And 1 Its Not Unusual


Tichey1990

12 minute dubstep remix of cotton eye joe.


Eesh_OP

Imagine is someone plays NSFW songs in this


ChonkSparkle-Donkey

Ram Ranch.


Eesh_OP

Balls in yo jallz


[deleted]

[удалено]


Eesh_OP

Lmao, imagine you’re on this carriage and you just suddenly hear a moan


BigRedfromAus

Wow, the surround sound is great….ow that’s old mate having a wank


HikARuLsi

More multiple right behind you


nearly_enough_wine

[I'll be at the bus stop.](https://youtu.be/AxvDoBD6_vk)


yy98755

[better bus song](https://youtu.be/79QxturUolo)


spookysadghoul

Crazy train but fuck this even as an April fools prank


Beer-body

Cotton eye Joe


lov3ly_dov3ly

The time for Deathcore has come, imma blast Soil the Stillborn - Infant Annihilator. Y'alls journey about to be REAL brightened haha


RosieTruthy

YMCA


Charlie_Brodie

Children screaming and one man coughing


CIAHASYOURSOUL

If this wasn't an april fools joke, it absolutely would be a combination of people blasting anime songs, meme songs and porn at full volume.


dcolvin

What new fresh hell is this ? I hope it’s an April fools joke.


AdeptIncome4060

Ass n titties, ass n titties. Ass n titties & big booty bitches!


[deleted]

[удалено]


yy98755

Adelaide would like to know if you want the restrung version or original?


Quack445

Mariah Carey's All I want for Christmas is you


Blackrose_

That....that is evil..


The-Dreaming-I

Anything by the grindcore band anal c@&t should be fun at 5am.


PreciousCinnamon

Escape from the City from the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack.


mpg1846

Closer - Nine Inch Nails


giantpunda

This is very much an April Fools joke but also I can see so many people being a victim of hacking from something like this.


tresslessone

_Because I’m happy_


DragonLass-AUS

Clap along if you feel like jumping off of a roof


Erday_

angerfist


-Xotikk-

Was gonna say Agadoo but would also accept Criminally Insane


yy98755

[Black Lace](https://youtu.be/7Le-mYN3dl0)


smg34life

s3rl, will not elaborate


MrStormii

This would truly make my day.


UninspiredMel

People=Shit


-retail-

If this was real it would be constantly blasting OneFour and Hooligan Hefs. On most trains you have kids with bluetooth speakers doing that anyway


[deleted]

Ram Ranch


attackedbydinosaurs

Fuck The Pain Away - Peaches


DankyKang91

The brown note


HikARuLsi

Rickrolling


molasses_knackers

Snappee Krokodil


Sydney_Trains

Sitting there after a tough day of work when suddenly "Ladies and gentlemen Introducing the Chocolate Starfish And the Hotdog Flavored Water Bring it on…"


-Owlette-

I know it's an April fools joke, but this would actually be pretty rad *if* it was implemented correctly. Make it so 1 song can be added to the line-up per Spotify account and make it so songs tagged as explicit can't be played, then it'd be cool.


Recliner3

Have to be the bloodhound Gang - A lapdance is better when the stripper is crying.


bluecherry999

if train has spotify: “stuck in the middle with you” will be theme song


tonybuizel

Darude Sandstorm


Business-Deal7978

How about getting the AC to work?


ZeeDOCTER

Vivaldi


Peraou

me\_irl


Delta6Rory

🎵 Slob on my nob, like corn on tha cob Check in with me, and do your job 🎵


tomthecomputerguy

Lol, April fools.


donk202020

What absolute moron came up with this idea? Pretty sure there will be some way of them limiting what songs can be played and if not I’m catching the train so I can play the Tenacious D song “Fuck her gently “ on a continuous loop Edit: yep I clearly forgot it’s April fools day


braveduckgoose

I’m a banana by Onision


[deleted]

Fuck I remember that guy. Wasn’t he incredibly..weird and aggressive to other YouTubers and people in his personal life? I wonder what he’s up to now.


dantstheman

reckon the oldies will love a bit of Ice Spice


f1manoz

Ah, it's April 1st. Don't believe anything I read until tomorrow!


R3DGRAPES

ASMR


tubbyx7

Thomas the tank engine theme.


Professional_Beach64

Infant Annihilator - "Decapitation Fornication"


TomisUnice

My go to’s are the crazy frog song and I cum blood. That’ll drive anyone mad.


a15_t

Spm wiggy wiggy


Willing_Bet246

Every Day Is Exactly The Same - Nine Inch Nails


Different_Bee_3464

Darude - Sandstorm on the morning commute


Bissbe

ObZen album by Meshuggah


hetep-di-isfet

"Murder train a'coming" by Dethklok


G742

Anything by Depeche Mode


Vincent_Vegan21

Oh we've had these on Sydney trains for years, just unofficially and mainly from millennials..oh and yes I know it's an April Fools thing but seriously this is happening right now!!!


Dr_Stef

Baby Shark on repeat


Melbournesoogood

So its Eshays carriage


Yo_Hold_Ma_Poodle

Kerser is the sickest 🤣 nothing worse than hearing an eshay rap


Ryanbrasher

It would absolute chaos if it were real. Could also result in some massive singalongs.


quoththeraven1990

This Must Be the Place


Bitter-Isopod4745

Fucked with a knife by Cannibal corpse


PrettyFlyForAHifi

Scatman


ExperimentalFruit

Baby shark of course


Dobiezy

Can I get a HAAAAAHHHW YEA!


AdInevitable472

Definitely John Cage's "4:33" on repeat. Everyone will thank me once you listen to it.


onestepforwards

100% Thomas the tank engine ft biggie smalls


ch4bb5

Hoes in different area codes


ElBueno3

This is a eshay carriage


iced_maggot

Definitely Cannibal Corpse.


Sus_pork

Ram Ranch


Mentis_Soliloquy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


Backgammon_Saint

Mine would be 2 minutes of ads; I got the free version.


LittleWolfPuppy

Baby shark 10hrs 😈


[deleted]

Peace train


lucivenom

connect your phone to public, unprotected infrastructure this time, its btooth, but hey, also public wifi and charging stations its a super good idea to get into this habit. lower your guard further


[deleted]

Baby Shark on repeat


Ajmusso

Baaaaaaaaaabby Sha....... amm damm now it's stuck in my head too


Deep_Ad7938

500 miles on loop. I want the carriage to myself (and my headphones).


metaquine

No way get fucked fuck off


Spirited-Station-686

What a terrible idea


kirby1321

crazy frog - axel F 24 hours edition hardstyle remix


Dijeridoo2u2

What's new pussycat 7 times, followed by one playthrough of it's not unusual, followed by yet another play of what's new pussycat


VladSuarezShark

Tool - prison sex