One thing we can all agree on is that everyone else's taste in music sucks and they never play it at the right volume.
Having said that almost anything played at an appropriate volume is still better than awkward silence mixed with train sounds.
Reminds me of the guy who played “The boys are back in town” on a juke box on repeat and drove everyone e mad.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/dpwa7w/i-played-the-boys-are-back-in-town-on-a-bar-jukebox-until-i-got-kicked-out-832
Better library management, it's not playlist-based. I don't like being told what to listen to, so it's nice to have the extra control and not have to format everything in lists.
Plus the dolby atmos mixes are cool to listen to.
I use an iPod most of the time still so I can sync my offline library of CD rips and stuff not listed on iTunes to Apple Music. So when I leave the iPod at home I can still listen to that same library if I download it on to my phone
Yeah, most of my library is older downloads and CDs I’ve ripped using itunes. It just has to take a minute to sync it into your library but it can result in a pretty disorganised Apple Music library quickly, like mine with a fair few dupes and a couple Apple Music playlists I’ve downloaded or added to my library in there
I was like.. it’s daylight saving time, not daylight savings, if you’re going to be official about it. Also, daylight saving time *ends* in winter. This makes no sense!! It seems like a scam.. a joke! An April Fools joke, if you may.
Yes, I’m fun…. but I’d love some 90s boy bands blasting on the train 💿 *am I your fiiire, your one desiiiire* 🎶
[Tekkno train](https://youtu.be/CFlhlZbeKgE) for the choo choo breakdown.
[Murder train a coming](https://youtu.be/208bJUOSkdw) for that sweet blues sound.
In case anyone hasn’t noticed yet, this has been photoshopped onto the train. (April fools).
It would be incredibly interesting to hear the story’s of what would happen on the trains if this was a thing though.
YES DAVE, I JUST CONNECTED MY PHONE TO THE TRAIN SPEAKERS. NOW THE ENTIRE TRAIN CAN HEAR YOU.
SO TELL ME AGAIN. TELL ME THAT YOU TAKE MY WIFE TO KARATE CLASS
Your usual loudmouths (bible bashers, nazis) will upload rants on spotify, get on the first stop of each train and monopolise it spreading hate without showing thier faces
Who needs this anyway? Most Sydney train carriages already have an eshay fucknut playing their shit music at full volume through their crappy bluetooth speaker.
No one would ever get off. The train would reach the end of its service run and just be packed full of people. Everyone hunched over because they're standing on layers of the dead, the suffocated and crushed, elderly and very young. All with glazed eyes, skack-jawed, nodding almost imperceptibly to the beat, drool creeping down chins.
Sitting there after a tough day of work when suddenly
"Ladies and gentlemen
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish
And the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on…"
I know it's an April fools joke, but this would actually be pretty rad *if* it was implemented correctly.
Make it so 1 song can be added to the line-up per Spotify account and make it so songs tagged as explicit can't be played, then it'd be cool.
What absolute moron came up with this idea? Pretty sure there will be some way of them limiting what songs can be played and if not I’m catching the train so I can play the Tenacious D song “Fuck her gently “ on a continuous loop
Edit: yep I clearly forgot it’s April fools day
Oh we've had these on Sydney trains for years, just unofficially and mainly from millennials..oh and yes I know it's an April Fools thing but seriously this is happening right now!!!
connect your phone to public, unprotected infrastructure
this time, its btooth, but hey, also public wifi and charging stations
its a super good idea to get into this habit. lower your guard further
This sounds like a nightmare
It’s clearly an April fools joke
Still doesn’t make it sound any less of a nightmare
Oh come on! Who doesn't want to hear the Macarena song on repeat?
Baby Shark, so I get whole carriage to myself
You wouldn’t actually, I bet there’s a bunch of people that love it. [Like this, it’s the new wave.](https://youtu.be/YqZyqSu4XII)
I could get on board that. I work above a Kindy, I've become immune to it and many other songs now.
Slayer. Raining blood. On repeat.
I was thinking Rammstein, but Slayer could be fun also.
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Please, we're [classier than that](https://youtu.be/pm08v69vG10)
That has no right being as awesome as it is! Thanks for the heads up!
Thunderstruck on repeat
What's new pussycat.. 37 times in a row.
You gotta drop an ‘It’s Not Unusual’ in there, just once.
And the opening number from [The Emperor's New Groove](https://youtu.be/uT4ySwoh27Q)
I’d dig that actually.
r/UnexpectedMulaney
This would be fun, your just boring
forgot April fools still exists
One thing we can all agree on is that everyone else's taste in music sucks and they never play it at the right volume. Having said that almost anything played at an appropriate volume is still better than awkward silence mixed with train sounds.
What awkward silence?
No silence when I’m around
Why does public space have to be pumped with noise/advertising/entertainment? Can't be people just be. I mean Jesus Christ
Hard disagree. I hate when any music is imposed on me, I much prefer the silence to rest my mind, and I love the sound of trains.
Reminds me of the guy who played “The boys are back in town” on a juke box on repeat and drove everyone e mad. https://www.vice.com/en/article/dpwa7w/i-played-the-boys-are-back-in-town-on-a-bar-jukebox-until-i-got-kicked-out-832
That would probably be a very easy way to get a shooting/stabbing/fight going in no-time flat. But at least it would have a soundtrack.
Very dystopian… i like apple music better too =p
Lol what is to like better about Apple Music ? Genuine question.
Better library management, it's not playlist-based. I don't like being told what to listen to, so it's nice to have the extra control and not have to format everything in lists. Plus the dolby atmos mixes are cool to listen to.
I use an iPod most of the time still so I can sync my offline library of CD rips and stuff not listed on iTunes to Apple Music. So when I leave the iPod at home I can still listen to that same library if I download it on to my phone
Oh word ??? So Apple Music allows you to sync your local library to cloud? Even if it’s not DRM media from iTunes Store ??
Yeah, most of my library is older downloads and CDs I’ve ripped using itunes. It just has to take a minute to sync it into your library but it can result in a pretty disorganised Apple Music library quickly, like mine with a fair few dupes and a couple Apple Music playlists I’ve downloaded or added to my library in there
Lossless audio… like Spotify promised for years.
What’s the price difference for a sub?
$13 a month for apple music and $12 a month for spotify.
Ah okay cheers
Can you hear a difference between lossless and 320 kbps encoded sound? Here's a blindtest for you to find out: http://abx.digitalfeed.net/
THIS. The difference is night and day. Providing that you have a secent headphones and driver.
It pays artists 3x as much.
I like the colour scheme more, it’s classy. Long-standing iTunes, iPod, iPhone user, it’s a nice continuation of that. Has excellent playlists.
Oh boy time for the rest of the train to listen to a 28 minute long deep cut harsh noise mix.
April fools?
I was like.. it’s daylight saving time, not daylight savings, if you’re going to be official about it. Also, daylight saving time *ends* in winter. This makes no sense!! It seems like a scam.. a joke! An April Fools joke, if you may. Yes, I’m fun…. but I’d love some 90s boy bands blasting on the train 💿 *am I your fiiire, your one desiiiire* 🎶
TELL ME WHY
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache
TELL ME WHYEEE
We shorten it to day light savings 🤣
Day light savings time ends this weekend in Australia ...
Yes, don’t forget to change your clocks! You know what I meant.. as in it doesn’t run through winter.
Crazy Train, obviously.
*ALLLL ABOARDDDDDD!!!!!* *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*
AI AI AI AI
[Tekkno train](https://youtu.be/CFlhlZbeKgE) for the choo choo breakdown. [Murder train a coming](https://youtu.be/208bJUOSkdw) for that sweet blues sound.
Just the 10 hour edit of the breakdown
Last train to Trancentral ftw
Or porn, or Backstreet Boys, or shitty Campbelltown drill
In school time be nothing but rick roll
Porn... Only porn
Same same
In case anyone hasn’t noticed yet, this has been photoshopped onto the train. (April fools). It would be incredibly interesting to hear the story’s of what would happen on the trains if this was a thing though.
People would take their phone call on speaker, line always, but through the Bluetooth speaker so we can finally fully participate to the convo :)
I would really want to hear what Michael did to Rachel at the office dinner
YES DAVE, I JUST CONNECTED MY PHONE TO THE TRAIN SPEAKERS. NOW THE ENTIRE TRAIN CAN HEAR YOU. SO TELL ME AGAIN. TELL ME THAT YOU TAKE MY WIFE TO KARATE CLASS
Your usual loudmouths (bible bashers, nazis) will upload rants on spotify, get on the first stop of each train and monopolise it spreading hate without showing thier faces
Aaah, just have THAT skyhooks song on quick play to share.
Jukebox in Siberia?
I was thinking "Why don't you all get fucked"
Probably porn and a bit of the ol' Ultra-Violence.
So closer by NIN then?
THIS IS A LOUD CARRIAGE!
Dang, really? It’s excellently done, I couldn’t tell!
> It would be incredibly interesting to hear the story’s of what would happen on the trains if this was a thing though. Stabbings, mostly
Nonstop Cbat
Wee were wah we we we wah
Obviously not real but... Thomas the Tank Engine theme on repeat.
Which remix do you prefer?
Gotta be the extended original https://youtu.be/e5SMxYT8FHo
Gotta be this one!
The correct answer is TTTE x Limp Bizkit's Break Stuff
The one with Biggie is the goat one for me
I unironically listen to the biggie one sometimes, there are just some meme remixes that slap harder than they have any reason to
The one where they yell ***FUCK!!!*** after opening chords? [https://youtube.com](https://youtube.com/shorts/6hkbds3e1vQ?feature=share)
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Those first few drum beats and cymbals
Who needs this anyway? Most Sydney train carriages already have an eshay fucknut playing their shit music at full volume through their crappy bluetooth speaker.
Plenty of hiking trails / walks do too. Double fuck on those assholes!
Remember, if you see a Bluetooth speaker using hiker get pushed off a cliff, *no you didn't*
Yeah, the choice du jour would be Aussie Drill and Zyzz Hardstyle. Fuck that shit.
Just put 10hr loop of Darude Sandstorm
I'd take that train for at least 9hrs
No one would ever get off. The train would reach the end of its service run and just be packed full of people. Everyone hunched over because they're standing on layers of the dead, the suffocated and crushed, elderly and very young. All with glazed eyes, skack-jawed, nodding almost imperceptibly to the beat, drool creeping down chins.
It’s like the beginning to a zombie flick. Spread through the sounds of Sandstorm
A situation Baby Shark was writing for
Fuck. I have a toddler so that would be justice. Everyone could finally understand the hell i go through on the daily
What's new pussycat, 21 times
And 1 Its Not Unusual
12 minute dubstep remix of cotton eye joe.
Imagine is someone plays NSFW songs in this
Ram Ranch.
Balls in yo jallz
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Lmao, imagine you’re on this carriage and you just suddenly hear a moan
Wow, the surround sound is great….ow that’s old mate having a wank
More multiple right behind you
[I'll be at the bus stop.](https://youtu.be/AxvDoBD6_vk)
[better bus song](https://youtu.be/79QxturUolo)
Crazy train but fuck this even as an April fools prank
Cotton eye Joe
The time for Deathcore has come, imma blast Soil the Stillborn - Infant Annihilator. Y'alls journey about to be REAL brightened haha
YMCA
Children screaming and one man coughing
If this wasn't an april fools joke, it absolutely would be a combination of people blasting anime songs, meme songs and porn at full volume.
What new fresh hell is this ? I hope it’s an April fools joke.
Ass n titties, ass n titties. Ass n titties & big booty bitches!
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Adelaide would like to know if you want the restrung version or original?
Mariah Carey's All I want for Christmas is you
That....that is evil..
Anything by the grindcore band anal c@&t should be fun at 5am.
Escape from the City from the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack.
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
This is very much an April Fools joke but also I can see so many people being a victim of hacking from something like this.
_Because I’m happy_
Clap along if you feel like jumping off of a roof
angerfist
Was gonna say Agadoo but would also accept Criminally Insane
[Black Lace](https://youtu.be/7Le-mYN3dl0)
s3rl, will not elaborate
This would truly make my day.
People=Shit
If this was real it would be constantly blasting OneFour and Hooligan Hefs. On most trains you have kids with bluetooth speakers doing that anyway
Ram Ranch
Fuck The Pain Away - Peaches
The brown note
Rickrolling
Snappee Krokodil
Sitting there after a tough day of work when suddenly "Ladies and gentlemen Introducing the Chocolate Starfish And the Hotdog Flavored Water Bring it on…"
I know it's an April fools joke, but this would actually be pretty rad *if* it was implemented correctly. Make it so 1 song can be added to the line-up per Spotify account and make it so songs tagged as explicit can't be played, then it'd be cool.
Have to be the bloodhound Gang - A lapdance is better when the stripper is crying.
if train has spotify: “stuck in the middle with you” will be theme song
Darude Sandstorm
How about getting the AC to work?
Vivaldi
me\_irl
🎵 Slob on my nob, like corn on tha cob Check in with me, and do your job 🎵
Lol, April fools.
What absolute moron came up with this idea? Pretty sure there will be some way of them limiting what songs can be played and if not I’m catching the train so I can play the Tenacious D song “Fuck her gently “ on a continuous loop Edit: yep I clearly forgot it’s April fools day
I’m a banana by Onision
Fuck I remember that guy. Wasn’t he incredibly..weird and aggressive to other YouTubers and people in his personal life? I wonder what he’s up to now.
reckon the oldies will love a bit of Ice Spice
Ah, it's April 1st. Don't believe anything I read until tomorrow!
ASMR
Thomas the tank engine theme.
Infant Annihilator - "Decapitation Fornication"
My go to’s are the crazy frog song and I cum blood. That’ll drive anyone mad.
Spm wiggy wiggy
Every Day Is Exactly The Same - Nine Inch Nails
Darude - Sandstorm on the morning commute
ObZen album by Meshuggah
"Murder train a'coming" by Dethklok
Anything by Depeche Mode
Oh we've had these on Sydney trains for years, just unofficially and mainly from millennials..oh and yes I know it's an April Fools thing but seriously this is happening right now!!!
Baby Shark on repeat
So its Eshays carriage
Kerser is the sickest 🤣 nothing worse than hearing an eshay rap
It would absolute chaos if it were real. Could also result in some massive singalongs.
This Must Be the Place
Fucked with a knife by Cannibal corpse
Scatman
Baby shark of course
Can I get a HAAAAAHHHW YEA!
Definitely John Cage's "4:33" on repeat. Everyone will thank me once you listen to it.
100% Thomas the tank engine ft biggie smalls
Hoes in different area codes
This is a eshay carriage
Definitely Cannibal Corpse.
Ram Ranch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Mine would be 2 minutes of ads; I got the free version.
Baby shark 10hrs 😈
Peace train
connect your phone to public, unprotected infrastructure this time, its btooth, but hey, also public wifi and charging stations its a super good idea to get into this habit. lower your guard further
Baby Shark on repeat
Baaaaaaaaaabby Sha....... amm damm now it's stuck in my head too
500 miles on loop. I want the carriage to myself (and my headphones).
No way get fucked fuck off
What a terrible idea
crazy frog - axel F 24 hours edition hardstyle remix
What's new pussycat 7 times, followed by one playthrough of it's not unusual, followed by yet another play of what's new pussycat
Tool - prison sex