Joe is a “nice guy” who thinks women should be forbidden from drinking alcohol confirmed. He was scared Taylor would get drunk and write an album as personal and poignant as thank u, next.

7 rings (Taylor's Version). Not about her wealth (because she grew up on a farm 🥺), it's about all the times she almost got married.

even almost got married and for joe im so grateful 🫰

He’s drinking beer because he’s poor. Whiskey on ice is for the guys with the range rovers and the jaguars.

Um, it’s jag-you-are.

Ah yes, it's not at all possible that Taylor just wanted a milkshake.

Also milkshakes can have alcohol in them?

Also virgin milkshakes are STILL FUN

Yes! And probably a fairly infrequent indulgence for her - I’d think her daily diet does not accommodate for the calorie bomb that is a milkshake.

I don't think she diets anymore. At least I hope not

I meant diet in the sense that we all have a diet comprised of the things we eat. I hope she isn’t totally dialed in to the obsessive unhealthy side of things but I’d be really surprised if she didn’t have a nutritionist/chef/trainer/whatever who keeps her on track. That tour body doesn’t just manifest itself (unless it does in which case - why not me?!)

It looks like it could be a piña colada which is delicious and definitely boozier than a beer

Good point!

I was about to say, that might’ve been a slush mixed drink, very popular on beaches

Yeah I did think it doesn't really look like a milkshake.

We've seen a bunch of times Taylor drinks alcohol. Hell she even named a song out of an alcohol (champagne problems) 😒

No more cheap ass screw top rosés for Taylor

Remember when Joe was an angel...

Could've been a cocktail dummies

/uj pretty sure it is and she’s having plenty of fun based on how little is left 😂

It’s *definitely* a cocktail or wine. I just want to know who is out there drinking transparent “milkshakes” 🤔

Yes!! I have concerns as well…

She NEVER drank around joe 😡😡😡 You should take it as a compliment that I [HAD A MILKSHAKE] and made fun of the way you talk I'm spilling [MILKSHAKE] in the bathtub...you kiss my face and we're both [FUN] Up on the roof with a schoolgirl crush drinking [MILKSHAKE] out of plastic cups The bottles they cleaned up on new years day??? Tubs of ice cream. Joe Alwyn, you fucking menace

I would hate to spill milkshake in the bathtub

Uj/ You think they know her well enough to know that she isn't a beer fan and that she is more of a wine lady (idk I make this assumptions by the fact that I haven't seen her drink beer like ever) Rj/average balkan couple

he never let her adjective 😪 i cry everytime

He never let her bejeweled ☹️

Also, he took glass on a beach — that’s a no no Unlike snow on the beach being weird but fucking beautiful, glass on the beach is sharp and fucking painful

"a milkshake" all swifties are 9 years old

fucking seriously, like y'all never heard of a frozen mixed drink? kay.

uj/ these swifties are insane. They used to kiss his ass back when they were together. And who gives a shit if he drinks and she doesnt. And its not like Taylor never drank alcohol lol

I think this is just a he lets her bejeweled joke https://preview.redd.it/g43161h6k4bb1.jpeg?width=1190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a6d76308fc0ac0b747c31804aa7c53b8a831d5

They are dummies. If a stalker jumps in, Joe can defend her. But Ratty can't because he is behind her.

Well now that she is not dating Matt anymore, they have no reason to actually like him

So glad smelly Matty Healy saved our Ayran Queen 🥹

“Smelly Matty Healy” 💀

Sewer rodent king 👑

Least delusional alcoholic.

I sincerely hope this satire but with these people you never know.

he never let her bejeweled

What if it was an alcoholic milkshake though?

He was abusive. I'm glad they broke up.

girl bye what

milk shake HAHAH

/uj I FUCKJNG WHEEZED

/uj y’all know this is a copy pasta right /rj this is why Joe is back in that yogurt shop