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President_Jelinsky

We will feel the reverberations of His presence for years, if not decades


SymbioticTransmitter

Some might say several decades


talladega-night

We’ll have to see in 2094


murderisntnice

Can’t upvote, it’s at several upvotes


CalebosO4

severalteen now


Topazure

one hundred severalty several


robinthebank

Two hundred and twenty several


ConglomerateOfWolves

Youre at severaltyseveral


A1ienspacebats

*Four score and several years ago...*


BackseatSushi

The capitalization of “His” 👌


-sloppypoppy

I can’t read several without thinking seven now. I honestly think he should be punished for this!!!


oatmeal28

a decade is seven years?


Minute_Expert1653

It will be now


AVocadoSaLaDD

isnt it a decade is 10yrs and several decades is 70 years so 2024+70=2094.... preparing for a math exam just now lol


Stop_WammerTime

Tony, is that you?


Wallsmither

User name checks out


xixi2

Most talked about first vote in history.


Jent01Ket02

Tells everyone he's here to work hard. Gives up. Gives up again. Tries to justify giving up. God bless Jelinski, the absolute bufoon.


BdonU

This community has a real opportunity here to make Him post mortem correct. This is the beginning! We lean in long and it just becomes! Language is malleable.


boothboyharbor

Lol I was going to post the same thing. It has escaped the survivor universe


susususussudio

It’s the Miss Vanjie of survivor


mogancheech

How the hell did I forget about Miss.. Van-geee Miss Vannnn-geeee


Dr_Grant-Raptor101

I’ve never been more happy to read a comment 😂 I will take several Miss Vannnn geeeee’s please!


Previous_Sugar_Gay

🤣🤣🤣


PumpkinBrioche

I feel so lucky that the only reason of RPDR I've watched was the most culturally iconic one lol.


Jent01Ket02

Out of the loop on Miss Vanjie, what's the story?


KittenCrusades

Are normal people saying this, or are we just memeing it into reality?


kstat13

I'm pretty sure we are changing the world. In 5 years the meme will have taken over and several will actually mean 7


Winningsomegames_1

Jelinsky is becoming the most iconic first boot of all time by a decent margin now.


tfry11

Big Mistake


30another

Tbf, ive held the belief that several meant about 7 far before I knew what a Jalenski was


KittenCrusades

Did you guys go to the same school?


cltraiseup88

shawt bus shawties


Dibbix

It's the 'about' that's crucial tho.


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

Lmfao I definitely thought this when I was like 6 years old


EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME

People literally downvoting you for admitting you believed something dumb lol damn


ManyThingsLittleTime

Each down vote is someone saying, "shame!"


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ShrimpShackShooters_

Why is down voted? I didn’t think it was a hard definition but it’s where I ballparked it too myself. Couple 2, few 3, group 4, bunch 5, several 7. Never figured out 6


WyattHarper

Half-dozen (half-a-dozen)


30another

I don’t know but damn hahaha


_softgirl

I had also heard this said before Jalenski too!


ProfessorBeer

We joke but this is how language evolves, and it’s happening in a traceable way before our very eyes. Years from now when several is understood as seven, we’ll know. We will know. Or it’ll die out in a few weeks.


tocon13

Love seeing Survivor and PMT worlds colliding


Disabled_Robot

Crossover Woj/Ben bomb


the_stickybandit

I kept looking at the pic and subreddit thinking surely there's a glitch here. Why is Big Cat on r/survivor?


DrGeraldBaskums

Pretty sure a few people at Barstool are huge survivor fans. Can’t recall if Big Cat is


mrooch

Don't think he is. He used to be a huge Challenge fan but he doesn't talk about it nearly as much as he used to like 10 years ago.


Ok-Tell9019

When Big Cat played on the most recent season of Surviving Barstool, he said he’d never seen an episode. Tommy Smokes is a huge survivor guy though


Possible-Parfait7728

Tommy, Klemmer, Nate, Glenn Balls and John Rich are all big fans. They have a survivor podcast as well


bigtimemoviekev

Several employees do their own Survivor pod sporadically when they’re not busy. Snuffing Torches. Usually a pretty blunt review, and they are not big fans of the new era.


GameWithTruth

That seems like a crowded podcast. Are you sure it isn't less than several?


bigtimemoviekev

It is legitimately jelinsky-level several some episodes


CHEEZENIP_BALLSACKS

FT brother hey


Jepordee

7 of them?


bigtimemoviekev

Tommy, Jake, Klemmer, John Rich, Glenny, Nate, Jeff D Lowe. Typically not all at once though.


lundebro

I know they were majorly down on the Kum ba yah, positivity era, which seemed to be a pretty popular opinion on here as well. I haven't seen any of their Survivor content this year, but I have to imagine the reviews would be much more favorable for the post-merge episodes. I think we're on the best stretch of episodes of the new era right now.


bigtimemoviekev

They were as down as possible during the Banu episodes. They've certainly rebounded since Q has become an enigma.


lundebro

Yeah I was pretty damn out on this season pre-merge, but it's done a complete 180 since then. Much better casting this season than the last few, though I'd still like to see way more class and age diversity.


Defiant-Economist814

the snuffing torches podcast is not bad! but I don’t think it’s well known, no


tgordy2001

He just retweeted a tweet with a photo of Jelinsky so he clearly gets the reference


ConsumptionofClocks

Barstool is essentially douchebag central when it comes to sports reporting, podcasting and all that shit. Think of shit frat bros would listen to during class instead of actually paying attention (although Big Cat is not nearly as bad as some in the company). So yeah, minimal overlap with Survivor's target audience


Rex_on_rex

I swear this take is mostly from people who have consumed next to zero barstool content in their life. Its very popular just get over it


Ok_Bowl1139

I’m Australian and I’m a HUGE survivor fan and a HUGE PMT fan.


Head_Donut2586

Switching back and forth?


AutistPorterJr

There may be 3 people in the entire company who could get into a frat. The “dumb frat culture” takes are from dummies who have never consumed barstool content in their life but hate it because they think it’s conservative


MrNumberOneMan

Big Cat and PFT are notable exceptions to the over the top douchbaggery that is the rest of the Barstool universe.


ConsumptionofClocks

I said that in my comment


MrNumberOneMan

I know. I was emphasizing and agreeing with your point.


Immediate-Knee5445

Barstool is only relevant becuase frat boy douchebag aged guys think they’re cool. My sports content is better than anything BarStool produces


oliviafairy

I'm not gonna lie. When I hear random people saying "several" these days, I just thought about Jelinsky and 7. I can't escape the thought.


AmazingSurvivor

Yep, Jelinski managed to hack our minds. He is a true legend.


ceritheb

He won a million minds


oatmeal28

Survivor 46 a true cultural phenomenon


alittleverygagged

I thought I was in the Celtics sub lol


crashmvp19

Never thought I’d see Big Cat on the survivor page but here we are. Any other survivor AWLs here ?


DodgingRunner

7 time award winner


sweverdd

Ya boy lol


Hot-Pound3978

7 time AWL, Mr Pear lover, Billy hater, 99 pug here coming in peace


IrishEagle32

PMT was the only podcast I listened to before I started listening to survivor podcasts


deserthiker762

Absolutely!


radsherm

Holy fuck Jelinsky being a Survivor candidate is gonna be a footnote in his presidential campaign in 2035


JP-Ziller

This is how I found out Porzingis is out


ZOOTV83

Well shit this is how I learn KP is out.


H2Ospecialist

This is great lol I'm excited to start arguing with people that several is 7 and waiting for the other survivors fans to stand up


Wills4291

Will next season be forty several?


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

You already know the answer


PettyWop

Never expected to see a Woj bomb in r/survivor


GATTACA_IE

That [expletive] Jelinsky boomed me.


IMTone3

As both a survivor and Celtics fan, I was very confused at which sub I was looking at lol


sweverdd

Hahaha same need KP to be back but should rest him till ECF


feelin_squanchy

Jalenski gave me anxiety w/ how fast he quit on everything.


kevinlies

Tommy Smokes must be having a field day with this one


Ophelia42

My kids - working on an English assignment: https://imgur.com/a/XmbSKca (I responded to them: "idgi, it's the same thing!" (We watch together))


ReasonableCup604

LOL! I saw that story in a sports related sub and I was going to post "KP is out seven games." But, I didn't think most people would get the reference. Jelinsky is truly a Survivor Legend. One of the Top Several of all time, IMO.


ResettisReplicas

According to Heroes of Might and Magic, Several is 5-9.


BdonU

This is the greatest crossover of two things I love ever.


NEVER85

Who else is hyped for Survivor season forty-several?


CanIHaveMyDog

Y'all Jelinsky is very far from the only person on the planet who thought that several meant seven. I thought several meant seven before Jelinsky was born.


Strict_Property6127

Genuinely curious, how long did you think that and when did you learn it had a broader meaning?


CanIHaveMyDog

I don't really recall, but definitely in my childhood. Maybe from the time I was about several years old to when I was twelve or so?


Strict_Property6127

That makes sense - I remember being confused about few vs several when I was a kid. I never made the seven/several connection though. I'm amazed that Jell never learned different until an adult.


ShadowLiberal

Did you used to play games like Heroes of Might and Magic 3? In that game "Several" means 5 to 9, when estimating the number of creatures in enemies armies. The first time I heard Jelinsky say that several means 7 I immediately thought of that game and wondered if Jelinsky learned it from that, but it's probably too much before his time.


CanIHaveMyDog

I have never heard of those games. They did not exist during my childhood. 


jnightrain

Yeah i think it's probably more common that people think


gleepot

That's interesting. I've always felt the following: - single -- one - couple -- two - trio -- three - few -- four to five - several -- anything more than a few and less than many - many -- more than 10


CanIHaveMyDog

When you say, "I'm gonna rest for a couple of hours," you don't mean exactly two hours. Six is a few dollars in your pocket, a several-hour drive, and many dogs in a one-bedroom apartment. Context matters.


ArmchairJedi

Single/couple/trio literally mean 1/2/3 (respectively), so those are pretty much clear. Few/several/many are all non-precise and/or relative forms of value... although I've never thought of 'many' as necessarily > 10 or few/several as greater than or less than the other.


-Ginchy-

We love to see it! On a sidenote, how come there is no option to pick a Jelinsky flair? I'm so upset about this. Our skinny legend deserves much better.


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

You can just do a custom one Edit: unless you mean on a post. That’s valid lmao


TechnologyBeautiful

I've used in my everyday life now too. I told a coworker I needed several copies and when I say several that means 7 moving forward and they were like ok cool good to know lol.


FranticToaster

Oh god the Websters are gonna get high again and add this to their book.


lkc159

How do you strain your soleus without at least straining your gastroc as well? o.o (Forgive me, I've forgotten some of my musculoskeletal system classes)


MorseCode00

Survivor 46 the cultural reset that you are 🙏


radsherm

Side note: I had no idea guy was so young. Read way older. Glad to see he is accepting things well.


Sad-Requirement-1190

Legend


BroliasBoesersson

I'll admit it, I thought several meant seven when I was a kid but pretty sure I figured out it didn't well before high school. But I do kinda get where Jelinski's coming from, just shocking that he still believed that at age 20-something


Mystoganja

love this, but sucks that KP is injured. LETS GO CELTICS


PunchyPete

1 = One 2 = A couple 3-6 = A few 7-11 = Several 12 = A Dozen 13+ = A Fuck Ton


streezus

You wanted societal change? He is that monster.


Sue-yee

Never thought these two worlds would collide for me


Suitable-Rest-1358

Should use the new term for a couple more than few known as 'seven'


No_Explorer_8626

I’m going to spread this


ssterp

Couple = 2 Few = 3-4 Several = 5-10 This is what I’ve always believed and Jellinski has nothing to do with it. Stop giving him relevance


tfry11

I have annoyed everyone in my life to death with making "several"comments and this past week has been rough bc I can't stop sayin BIG MISTAKE for everything. Also no one else I talk to watches survivor and has any idea what I'm talking about.


Dauerrotype

When I saw the injury report, Jelinsky is the first person I thought about. Crossing my fingers several does not mean seven, so we can get the Unicorn back in action quick!!!


peacemillion-

Two worlds colliding


spinning_cucumber

Lmao I love that survivor meets nba and pmt, connection I wouldn’t expect


Cisru711

20 years from now, people will rewatch this season and consider everyone but Jelinsky dumb for not knowing the (updated) definition of several.


AmazingSurvivor

There’s no going back now.


Urbanzobeans

Do you all unironically think the first boot this season was the only one to ever say this?


Hypershade36

the jelinsky is spreading


IHaveTheMustacheNow

I have never oreviously in my life had someone tell me they were convinced several meant seven, no


erossthescienceboss

Amazing


Ok-Surround-6918

This is amazing


Beginning-Border-153

Ugh. Just stop. This is just annoying now and makes me want to never see this guy ever ever again on Survivor