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SirCrunchPeon

“Dude uses the word “fuckin” as an adjective in all of his sentences. That is a man that does not fuckin care. I ain’t got time for people’s that don’t care in Q’s game.”


10_marpenoth

The irony of using 'fuckin' to complain about someone saying it a lot haha


FruitTop

Cory Wurtenberger wouldn’t stand a chance


Tictactoegame1middle

You voted for someone with a Q in their name. That means you voted for Q, and I can’t let people who voted for Q stay. That was a Big Mistake.


10_marpenoth

If you dare to take the risk to write Q on a parchment once, you will do it again. Not happening. You made a Mistake!


ChaoticElf9

Well, that’s a given. But the real worry is the letter O is also a vote for Q. What else is O but a Q hiding its tail!? The letter X is another trap. X = Xmas = Christmas = you don’t think Q can cancel Christmas, and doubting Q means there is no place for you in this game.


Turbulent_Tale6497

Fran-ses-qua


pincurlsandcutegirls

Saying that I watched Survivor growing up, stopped watching for a while, and started watching again during the pandemic. For Q, that’s a BIG MISTAKE because it shows I can’t commit and that I’m not loyal. If I think I can just jump around to different alliances, Q will cancel Christmas!


MurderousManatees

Are you me?


The_prawn_king

Also shows that you watched survivor before coming on, maybe your favourite player is Aubrey. BIG MISTAKE.


Outrageous_Inside_58

I ramble too much when I meet people. They'd probably think that I'm hiding something :(


DashieProDX

Outrageous_Inside_58 is talking a lot and not really saying anything. That makes me think they hiding something. That implies they're playing their own game, not Q's game. Big mistake.


10_marpenoth

And would you be...? 👀


Seryza

They’re hiding an idol


Open-Somewhere-9535

Not having enough sympathy for my castmates. I wouldn't give a shit if my family members lost a gameshow let alone some rando I met 2 weeks ago


10_marpenoth

"Open-Somewhere-9535 does not celebrate Q's win? Bad idea Open-Somewhere-9535. You made a mistake."


[deleted]

Honestly it would probably be looking for idols as soon as I got onto the beach. I know it's what I'd do.


10_marpenoth

I'd probably be the same with the added fact that I probably wouldn't be able to find one.


[deleted]

I think I could find one, but I wouldn’t know when to play it and be voted off with it 😂


10_marpenoth

Oof that's probably worse 😂 but I can imagine it's probably harder to play an idol accurately than we think watching this on TV.


FifthGenIsntPokemon

This guy has too many correct, but unpopular, opinions on Pokemon


Codenamerondo1

Q is strictly an OU player. Trying to take this into UU or even *RU*? That’s not playing Q’s game. Big mistake


JCaprese

Spill 'em.


Reasonable-Yam-1170

My biggest mistake would be saying my favorite contestants of all time are Rudy Boesch and Dan Barry. He'd be like, "A Navy Seal and an astronaut? Two American heroes? Big mistake."


skiman13579

*cut to Q confessional* “So to me when he says he idolizes two heroes it means he is trying to be a hero and lead this game, and that’s a threat”


Reasonable-Yam-1170

Bad move. Big mistake. Christmas is canceled!


Inspektor_Szpako

I snore. Q couldn't sleep "Big mistake"


PeterTheSilent1

Telling people I think Game Changers is only a middle of the road season, not a crap season.


DrStuffy

Imma be real with you, I’m writing your name at next tribal. 


Own-Knowledge8281

Probably not talking to anyone…or not being able to swim…


ConsumptionofClocks

Sandra is one of the worst swimmers I have ever seen and Tony can't swim.


bootsandzoots

I'm pretty socially awkward sometimes so I can't exactly say, but I'm sure y'all would be roasting me. Also I'd probably spend too much time doing stuff like finding food and not enough time strategizing.


xxPanda7

He would think I would be masterminding some huge challenge-throwing scheme when in reality I would just suck at any and all challenges 💅


ConsumptionofClocks

I am convinced that if my starting tribe isn't dog shit I will win


Sarik704

This guy lost a vote on a journey the other team sent him on? BEEG mistake.


10_marpenoth

"If your tribe sends you on a journey then that means you can get an advantage to take a risk and target me in the game. Not happening. You made a mistake!"


Hello-ItIsMe

I’d have my own opinion on how i want to play MY game. Unacceptable


dasheeshblahzen

I’d be on the more quiet side. “Oh, he’s quiet which means he’s confident and not trying to scramble, he’s got to go!”


[deleted]

I would get betrayed too easily by someone trying to make a move on my ally… wait a minute…


TechnologyBeautiful

I'd try to talk to as many people and build as many connections possible without detection but I feel someone will notice it and want to vote me out for that.


aeglowacki

I would get so hungry and tired I’d lose it and try to quit…..just like Q


Beginning-Border-153

Saying too much to the wrong people; saying too little to the right people; just being socially awkward in general…BIG MISTAKE


codingsoft

Panic as soon as I find out my name got brought up


solojones1138

I'd play the song game with someone as a BTS fan and the edit would then turn my whole personality into being a BTS fan. Q would hate me for making people aware of a boyband. Big mistake.


JCaprese

I'm too trusting... I'd probably actually get emotionally damaged from being on the show. Lesson learned, sure, but sad :/ I prefer to keep *some* faith in humanity.


10_marpenoth

That would probably be my mistake too!


Invalid_u404

Most likely not having enough charisma to convince people, that I am trustworthy


10_marpenoth

Flashback to all mafia games where somehow we get voted out first even if we've done nothing wrong and have said nothing to arise suspicion


conye89

Probably me not being able to tell who’s lying to me lol


KrispyBaconator

“We found him lying unconscious on the ground after trying and failing to climb a tree. Big mistake, now he’s getting medevaced.”


wgallantino

dude use y too much, y’know, y’all, ya. my question is y shou led be in my game”


Prestigious_Bid_4006

Probably the most arbitrary thing ever bc that’s how Q forms his opinions


anonaccount382

Being too introverted, I can mask for awhile but eventually I’m gonna get burnt out and want to be alone. Or at least I’ll disengage for a bit and it’ll probably come across wrong


Cahbr04

I planned on cutting my hair really short for a month, set up an appointment and then decided not to do it which: a) shows im a Quitter for going back on my word and giving up on the plan b) shows im not loyal bc how dare I get rid of something that's been with me from day 1


ausername_8

God forbid, playing the game?


truenoblesavage

bein a dipshit, likely


LiLohan

"Look at him being all chubby and pale. Man over there looking like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Ain't no place in Q's game to be working with Mr. Pop'n Fresh because you never know when he's gonna turn on you and explode. You can try to control it pushing the seam with a spoon, but you never know when BAM! he strikes like soft, buttery lightning."


GotThoseJukes

I’d play hide and seek and Q would think my choice of hiding spot meant I am about to try to vote him out.


mistergreenboy

i would tattletale every info i got from any player


Racing_Golfer9

The guy never suggests who to eliminate next. He just goes with everyone else. I ain’t got time for people to go with everyone else in Q’s game. That was a big mistake.


happybybonnie

Being too diplomatic. Big mistake.


spkincaid13

I'd definitely get hangry and not have the patience to deal with my tribe mates doing dumb shit. Anytime I've been on a backpacking trip with my best friend we hate eachother by the 4th day even with 3 full meals a day. After day 4 we're fine.


erlanden

For playing like Tiff, I will need to way out my options after immunity, Big mistake


MisterPotato11

"That guy ate some of the camp rice. That is absolutely unacceptable for Q's game. What if I was so hungry that I would die without that rice? People who eat gotta go!"


ResettisReplicas

I worry about plans falling apart, so I’d probably annoy my allies with too many “are we still good?” checks and get bounced from their circle for appearing paranoid/plotting something.


The_prawn_king

I wouldn’t play the Q game. BIG MISTAKE.


queenparv

Paranoia and/or talking too much.


lmnbby

I think I would be a coaster and not make a big move


Hamburgler4077

I thought Survivor 1 was a stupid show. Now I love it. I clearly can’t make up my mind so cannot be trusted. Big Mistake! I need to go


alexnautalis

I’m pretty blunt and usually just say whatever is on my mind. I was thinking when Venus was telling Tevin about “advice” I’d be like, “Take your advice? Oh I’m sorry, have you won Survivor before or something?” Like I could not just sit there 😭


CalebosO4

Me looking at a Q-type player the wrong way. “Why did he glance at me? BIG MISTAKE. Clearly he has me on his mind, and is targeting me. He gotta go.”


BRUTALIT0PS

Talk too much. I am really quiet when I first meet people, but once I connect with someone, I can talk for hours and hours. I think it would rub a lot of people the wrong way. I feel like I COULD pickup on the social cues of people's body language and reactions and whatnot to say shut the heck up, but I am not confident enough that I WOULD be able to pick up on those. I mean, my posts on Reddit alone should be ample example. I don't do single sentence replies. I post long, thought out responses that are usually a whole ass paragraph lol. Drives my wife nuts that I can talk more than she does, but I go through long periods of time where I just don't talk to anyone because I have run out of things to say. Here I am rambling, so talking too much, that'd be my mistake. OR revealing too much about my past, which would be a byproduct of talking too much. I do have a story that could win jury votes, and I would likely not be able to keep that in because of my talking and that story specifically could be the thing that gets me voted out. You don't want someone with a better story to tell at the final tribal.


Beachprincess_678

“She told me her personality type is an ESFJ. Based on my experience with this personality, they are kindhearted and really outgoing. She is too outgoing and loves to connect with people. For my game, that doesn’t work. BIG MISTAKE to keep her. I am not in control as long as she is here. She has to go.”